/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15649267]

Which celebrity chef do you like to emulate while you're at work? Me, I like to pretend I'm the Marco Pierre White of my kitchen, often hurling constructive insults at co-workers and acting like a snob towards most customers, I tried smoking in the store but the health inspector kept showing up every time so I decided to lay off on that for now. I also fuck all of the female co workers in the managers office whenever my other co-workers are on break.

[Anonymous No.15649273]

>>15649267
cringe

[Anonymous No.15649280]

>>15649267
>celebrity chef

Kill yourself lame poser

[Anonymous No.15649303]

>>15649273
>>15649280
seething ramsay fags

[Anonymous No.15649315]

>>15649267
You sound like you're a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.15649321]

>>15649267
>and acting like a snob towards most customers
>I also fuck all of the female co workers in the managers office whenever my other co-workers are on break

Quit larping fat, disgusting incel

[Anonymous No.15649328]

>>15649267
I like to pretend I'm Kenji and give all my coworkers blow jobs at the end of the night. I also fire anyone who curses tho.

[Anonymous No.15649369]

>>15649267
I like to pretend I'm Jack Scalfani by ruining every dish I try to make and undercooking all of my meat, even (and especially) chicken.