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>be me
>it's my birthday
>all alone
>think about going out and getting something at a real restaurant
>no interest in food
>don't want to bother showering
>go to fridge, get an apple
>have an apple smeared with peanut butter
>end up eating a third of a jar
>go back to browsing 4chan
why me

>> No.15651551

>>15651545
you act like this isn't the most comfy meal

>> No.15651557

you are probably depressed and so you should try eliminating carbohydrates from your diet and only consume meat. I'm not a head doctor but I visit one frequently. the results are varied.

>> No.15651580

>>15651557
This eat meat... Its okay to be gay, lets rejoice with boys in the gay way. Murray for the kind of man you will fond in the gay way.

>> No.15651583

>>15651557
OP here, I did keto for two years, didn't do anything for depression but I did lose 17lbs and it reversed my diabetes, seriously.

>> No.15651585
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15651585

Is your burfday!
Have a few beers

Happy birthday faggot

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>>15651545
it's your birthday?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ANON!
WE COULD'VE HAD FUN TIMES!!!1!

>> No.15651589

>>15651545
happy birthday anon

>> No.15651591

>>15651583
not being a slave to Big Insulin is its own reward

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>> No.15651686

>>15651545
Happy birthday anon! I'm gonna have a toast for you.

>> No.15651689

>>15651585
>>15651587
>>15651589
Thanks :-)

>>15651591
Seriously. One of the other medications I'm stuck taking causes massive bleeds with every needle poke. There's really no way I could have done what the quacks told me I was going to have to do -- three different pills plus insulin.

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>>15651686
Thanks :-)

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>>15651545
>Be me on birthday
>Buy booze at super market hoping she will notice
>Hand her my ID
>She gives me a blank stare....
What?
>Your name is David Smith?
Yes...
>And you were born on Sept 13/1999
Yes...
>Thats my sons name
Hahah, thats funny...
>And his exact birthdate....

>> No.15651734

>>15651708
that is some coincidence actually, what are the odds

>> No.15651762

>>15651583
Ever since I got thin, I think of fatties while rubbing my abs and it makes me smile.

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>15651545
>>all alone
>>think about going out and getting something at a real restaurant
three big ones of steel reserve and some hard hitting gangster hit in your ears.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeEC5PQzyGI
fuck this world homie. we goin to space

>> No.15651840

>>15651585
I like this image. Birthdays are best celebrated with beer, pizza, and those movies you've been meaning to watch. Be sure to turn off your devices and the lights so no one interrupts you.

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>>15651545
Happy birthday anon!

>> No.15652185

>>15651545
It’s the fucking kikes dude. We gotta stop the steal aand take our country back

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>>15651545
yeah man i understand, my birthday was unironically yesterday, i know how you feel
you might be alone but there's lots of us in that boat, modern life is rough, being human is just hard anyway, so hang in there
i'll keep a good thought for you brother

>> No.15652201

happy birthday, op

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>>15651545
Today is birthday Op? It's mine too 2/24/94.
Happy birthday Op

>> No.15652220

>>15651545
2/26/96 representing
quarter century anniversary since I was born and no plans. Last time I celebrated my birthday was when I turned 21 and paid 2 people to go to Vegas with me.

>> No.15652574

>>15651545
Happy birthday, buddy!

>> No.15652621

>>15651708
Anon, are you the local alcoholic who’s mom works at the super market? Is the alcohol starting to chip away at your faculties?

>> No.15652638

I love spending my birthday alone. I do things with family and friend separately the next week or so (obviously not this year though thanks China) but on my actual birthday I take off from work (if its on a weekday) and drink myself into oblivion while playing with my cat and streaming horror games on Twitch, usually Silent Hill 2.

I dunno I just hate being the center of attention on my actual birthday. I even turn my phone off so nobody can call me. My family and some friends understand it to a degree but other friends probably think Im going to kill myself thst day each yesr or something.

>> No.15652647

happy birthday OP, next year you tell us in advance and i will cut parmesan regianno for u

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Happy birthday, anon! I’d cook you something for your birthday.

>> No.15653132

>>15651545
remain ignorant. fuck that pretentious shit in the face

>> No.15653141

>>15651545
How old are you and where do you live, pal? I'll go to a restaurant and eat with you, birthday buddy. :)

>> No.15653193

>>15651545
>low key fishing for birthday wishes on 4chan
kys you pathetic faggot, you'll be gone soon and remembered by nobody

>> No.15653207

>>15652670
is that noble romans?

>> No.15653213

>>15653207
Nevermind it was showbiz pizza. Came to me right after I posted.

>> No.15653215

>>15653207
it's Julia Roberts

>> No.15653222

>>15653215
is Julia Roberts a place? I thought it was a person.

>> No.15653226

>>15651545
>no interest in food
>come to /ck/

>> No.15653227

>why me
Probably because you put in zero effort into improving your life. That's kind of what happens when you coast.

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>>15653215
she's hot in her early stuff.

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>>15651545
Happy Birthday

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I'm gonna fap bros!

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COOOOOOMMM!

>> No.15653319

i killed myself on my last birthday

>> No.15653322

>>15651545
this would be good pairred with the 'your going to hell' ad

>> No.15653359

It's your birfday op
https://youtu.be/XGPOT9Dpz2M?t=231

>> No.15653390

happy bday anon. I've celebrated 2 bdays by myself.
it happens as an adult.

just do what you love and set a date to chill with friends.

happy bday my dude

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>>15651545
Happy Birthday. I ordered you wholesome lunch

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>>15651545
Happy birthday, anon.
I recommend getting some of your favourite food delivered, get some beer/weed/whatever you're into, and watching a few of your favourite movies

>> No.15653753

>>15651580
wha?

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>>15651545

Happy birthday anon. Smile, life can sometimes be tough but you only have one so make the best you can out of it :3

>> No.15654266

>>15653141
sounds pretty creepy, bruh...

>> No.15654437

>>15654266
It may, but one's age depends on the restaurant we go to. Someone turning 21 gets to go to some sleazy place to booze it up. Someone turning 35 gets to go to a nice joint so that their growing bald spot and sense of impending death can fester. :)

>> No.15654441

>>15651545
hap bir dey ano

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I'm getting drunk to celebrate OP's birthday.
Heck, its as good an excuse as any.
Happy Birthday OP!!!!


Who's with me?!?!

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>>15651545
Habby berfday anone :^)

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>>15654485

>> No.15655095

>>15651545
This is going to be me on Monday
God fucking damn it

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>>15655095
We'll be here for you anon

>> No.15655251

>>15655095
>>15655243
Yeah I'll r*port his gay thread, too

>> No.15655289

my b day is march 23rd last year i spent it alone because it was when the coof went into maximum overdrive this time it will most likely be the same

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>>15651545
good lord i'm glad i'm not this much of a loser, looking at you i'm doing pretty well
also HAPPY BIRTHDAY you filthy degenerate go outside, treat yourself its the day you were bring into this sad world, have a nice day for once

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>>15655251

>> No.15655952

>>15651545
happy bday bro

times are hard but if you do some pushups and eat something nice it might feel good

>> No.15655999

Why won't you get a girlfriend dirty, fool incel

>> No.15656410

>>15651545
happy birthday friend

>> No.15656985

>>15651545
happy belated birthday. Don't keep peanut butter in the house if you can't manage it for a while. Do treat yourself to a 95% dark chocolate bar.