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Confess your sins, my child.

>> No.15666087

>>15666060
fuck off

>> No.15666148

I cook as if it weren't really up to me

>> No.15666156

>>15666060
I'm gay

>> No.15666223

>>15666060
I don't know who you are

>> No.15666235

>>15666060
I don’t use knorr stockpots

>> No.15666277

>>15666060
i dont like mcdonalds

>> No.15666301

>>15666223
Marco Pierre White, some meme chef.

>> No.15666378

I tear the mouldy bits off of bread and cheese and eat it anyway

>> No.15666433

>>15666060
i will sometimes be lazy and just throw shit in the pot and chop it up in there while it's sauteeing so i dont have to use more than one dish. and i will use a fork that i've specifically sharpened one side of so it's like a spork but a fork/knife. a fknife (the f and k are silent). that way i can use it to prep and eat whatever i make. i've been trying to do a spoon knife but it's hard to sharpen without losing the edge that makes it a spoon.

>> No.15666444

>making anything
AND WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD <BRAND> STOCKPOT
MAYBE MORE THAN ONE
This guy is a fucking embarrassment with his English mother cooking.

>> No.15666466

>>15666060
Jon Snow?

>> No.15666618

Marco Pierre White is a cunt, but his son is an even bigger cunt. But he fucked an absolute babe on big brother.
Marco Sr used to be on MasterChef Australia but quit the show after one of the hosts talked shit on radio about his disgusting son

>> No.15666829

>>15666444
I thought his mother was Italian

>> No.15666839
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15666839

>>15666060
>Confess your sins
>or don't, it's your choice really

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15666846

>>15666444
My autism chart just exploded.

Are you incapable of comprehending that in his Knorr videos he is payed to advertise.... knorr products??

>> No.15666852
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>> No.15666866
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15666866

Both him and his brother look like losers.

>> No.15666867

>>15666618
His son really is a disgusting piece of shit.

>> No.15666913

>>15666866
Had White really earned enough money to bankroll these parasites, or do they have jobs?

>> No.15666927

I haven't cooked a single meal for myself since early 2017.
I'm mid level management in a restaurant.

>> No.15666932

>>15666913
MPWJ is one of those second grade "celebrities", so he makes money, I guess. Don't know about the other one.

>> No.15666956

>>15666852
>>15666866
How bad of a parent do you need to be to make this happen

>> No.15667120

>>15666060
I throw pre-cut cheese slices on top of frying eggs and call it an omelette.

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>>15666618
>>15666852
>>15666866
>>15666867
his son is based and redpilled

>> No.15667166

>>15667149
He let someone draw on his face

>> No.15667169

I microwave all of my meat

>> No.15667181

I keep my bread in the fridge

>> No.15667298
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>>15667149
He smashed this whore in public on bbuk

>> No.15667324

>>15667149
Is it just me or do 99% of white people with face tattoos fucking hate black people?

>> No.15667340

>>15667324
>people with face tattoos fucking hate themselves so it's no surprise

>> No.15667344

I put salt in my eggs before cooking them

>> No.15668190
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15668190

I started my career in culinary school because I really liked Gordon Ramsay, and then when I got my first job as an exchange student in Spain, I realized it has nothing to do with real restaurants.

Until this day I feel stupid.

>> No.15668198

>>15666060
americans

>> No.15668200

>>15666060
i bought 2 dildos, a tailplug and a vibrator

>> No.15668688

>>15666839
My mother was Italian, you see

>> No.15669881

>>15666060
the mcChicken is not my favorite chicken sandwich

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15669919

Currently enjoying a nice meat ragu over pearl barley instead of pasta. Big delicious bowl o sloppa shit I get to mow through with a spoon and I am not sorry.

>> No.15669920

>>15668190
Piss off marco

>> No.15669936

tonight, i let one of my cooks get away with selling some pretty sub-par dishes because it was too fucking busy and re-firing them would have annihilated the flow of service for the entire station
i'm going to talk to him about it tomorrow, but it was a mistake
>>15669919
thats no sin, anon, thats just a good decision

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15669949

Once forgot to put salt in mashed potatoes

>> No.15669963

I gained 50 pounds in the last year and now I'm a fat piece of shit

>> No.15669967

>>15669919
god i bet getting high with him is a life changing experience. i love mel gibson.

>> No.15671785

>>15666060
I refuse to cook anything that requires more than 4 ingredients.

>> No.15672984

what the hell jannies why'd you delete my post

>> No.15673001

>>15666433
and this

>> No.15673024

I don't even cook

>> No.15673085

>>15666060
i overcooked my jews in the oven

>> No.15673123

>>15669967
Dude weed