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post now now now

>> No.15687562 [DELETED] 
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>> No.15687581

>>15687562
did he actually think it would cook it?

>> No.15687870

>>15687538
you mean pumpkin-flavored sugar paste?

god I despise social media, this included

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>> No.15689447

>>15689403
>me at 0:01

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>> No.15689549

>>15689457
I hope that's out of desperation and not ignorance.

>> No.15689551

>>15689549
it's a religious group-hysteria
similar to faith-healers or speaking in tongues

>> No.15689633

Tiananmen square massacre
not this thread wont be as shit as the last one

>> No.15689711

>>15689457
Notice only ones spazzing out are the ones on camera. Fucking women

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>> No.15689768

>>15687538
ha gay

>> No.15689798
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>>15689403
>>15689421
>>15689427
>>15689437
>>15689474
There they are.

The webms everyone has seen, as they are posted on every thread.

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>>15689798

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>>15689798
that's why you get them out of the way early so nobody else can upload them the rest of the thread

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>>15689798
stfu frogposter

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>>15689633
vpn makes them immune to your shitty tianmen posting

>> No.15689887

>>15689798
egg how ?

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>>15689798
post some new ones newfag

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>>15689874
WTF is she dipping those bugs in?

>> No.15689929

>>15689909
Hot oil, and yeah she's completely disregarding safety

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>> No.15689941

>>15689909
I heard one anon say that it was hot oil but I find that hard to believe since it's in a glass cup.

>> No.15689951

>>15689929
>Deep frying in a wine glass
Now i've seen everything

>> No.15689952

>>15689941
Is there some issue with hot oil in a glass cup?

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>> No.15689972
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>>15689964
be cool about fire safety

>> No.15689992

>>15689972
really an amazing table setting and showmanship, for a frypan full of shriveled hot dogs...

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>> No.15690014

>>15689403
Fookin ell lads, me Scottish DNA YEARNS for da

>> No.15690022

>>15689952
Yes retard glass usually can't withstand extreme temperatures

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>>15689457
he was right...

>> No.15690026

>>15690022
Yes it fucking can you filthy mongrel, get back to your hole

>> No.15690036

>>15690026
Take a cup from the fridge and pour boiling water inside of it then see what happens retard.

>> No.15690043

>>15689474
The fuck they are doing? Is this some sort of ritual?

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>> No.15690224

>>15690014
It appeals to me as well. It's basically a huge ass Kebab plate without the salad.
t. Kraut

>> No.15690245

>>15689933
At first I thought it was quicksand but then I realized that it was sucking grain in. Fuck, man.

>> No.15690253

>>15690036
Who the fuck keeps their cups in the fridge?

>> No.15690282

>>15690137
>>15690144
>>15690153
>>15690160
>>15690170
>>15690176
>>15690181
As a burger, i find this stuff disgusting

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>>15690181

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>>15689905
>Cooking with hot oil without a shirt on

>> No.15690353

>>15690181
sauce?

>> No.15690360

>>15690181
This bitch has a chin beard lmao

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>>15690176
>American salad
Our salads are full of eggs, mayo, cream cheese, and jello, thank you very much

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>>15690137
>>15690144
>American Cooking
She's German

>> No.15690550

>>15690036
Anon, extreme temperatures =!= extreme temperature changes

Of course glass can withstand hundreds of celsius, and for example Pyrex or special lab glass can even withstand quick cooling. Now go back licking windows, maybe one will burst on you.

>> No.15690558

>>15689905
dumb ass fucking blackie,

>> No.15690561

>>15690181
Geil, Mett mit Zwiebeln und Maggi.
It's an absolute delicacy, though I prefer less of it and on a nice bun.

>> No.15690566

>>15690438
>Americans are so ungodly disgusting, better make anons believe it's German

>> No.15690568

>>15690438
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Lurk moar

>> No.15690603

>>15687870
Yeah, it doesnt even look like it tastes good either.

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>>15689845
>implying anyone actually checks to see if they are posted first
You poor child

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>>15690550
>b-but what about pyrex or special lab glass
Keep moving the goalpost, retard.

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>>15690566
>>15690568
If she's not German, why is it a German TV channel and the can of wieners says "10% mehr"? Hot dogs don't even come in a can in the US that's a faggy European thing. Fuck you guys.

>> No.15690977 [DELETED] 

>>15690837
How about you learn what "moving goalposts" means, you absolute fucking retard?
The statement was
>Yes retard glass usually can't withstand extreme temperatures
And regular window glass or a drinking glass CAN withstand extreme temperatures, PERIOD.
The special lab glass can withstand extreme temperature CHANGES, so good job for ignoring half of the post.
Just kys you dumb fucking piece of shit, get cancer, I hope a pack of niggers rapes you.

>> No.15690984

>>15690887
Lurk moar, retard.

>> No.15691014

>>15690887
German documentary about the horrors of American eating habits

>> No.15691021

>>15690887
lurk mehr

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>>15690837
dumb weeb faggot

>> No.15691074

>>15687538
Can someone please post that webm of a based china man downing a hugeass pot of cocktail.

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>> No.15691108

>>15690438
They're Eurofags anon they don't have any type of mental comprehension skills.

>> No.15691115

>>15691101
That'll be 235 dollars please.

>> No.15691194

>>15689798
There it is.

The frog everyone has seen, as it is posted on every thread.

>> No.15691213

>>15689711
Anon, you can only see the ones on camera...

>> No.15691226

>>15689403
Looks great until the end, but still delicious
7/10

This comment was left by an American.

>> No.15691228

>>15689964
Oh. I really thought it would just burn out after he turned the heat off.

>> No.15691230

>>15691213
KEK
>>15687538
>add cinnamon powder
>then cinnamon sticks
?

>> No.15691233

>>15689403
oi now thats rite propa me da fot in tha war fokin 8 germans aye khalid?

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>>15691062
Pitiful.

>> No.15691255

>>15689933
>that one bird that flies into it

>> No.15691322

>>15689734
He really hated that cow

>> No.15691385

>>15690610
Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

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>>15691243
spiteful

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>>15689798
>bitches about old webms
>doesn't post a new one

>> No.15691562

>>15690282
>As a burger
nobody likes a suck up

>> No.15691603

>>15690170
I was willing to entertain eating some cotton candy as I haven't had the stuff in years. Maybe half the amount, but then I saw them punch a well into it and I knew what nightmare was coming

>> No.15691915

>>15691385
I only get that half the time. It lets me post dupes usually.

>> No.15692016

God damn I hate those cooking vids filmed from above, makes everything look alike.
Not to mention the recipes are shit most of the time.
Some fuckers actually earn money doing this

>> No.15692112

>>15691101
I unironically love this cunt, faggotry at its finest

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>> No.15692214

>>15689868
I love his shows but it's annoying how manufactured a lot of the drama is.
I've heard the british filmed stuff is better.

>> No.15692571

>>15692214
It's different. I haven't seen all that many episodes, but the American version is basically more akin to a stylized reality show focusing on some forced interpersonal drama, while the British one goes more for natural down to earth documentary style with focus on the business aspect, with much less fluff. I think that both approaches can have its merits, but to me the american one is just way too obnoxious and much more juvenile. The use of over the top music and trying to appear as dramatic and extreme as possible comes across as too forceful and not believeable.

Honestly I kind of wonder as to how many people prefer each version, since whenever I see someone comment or compare it's only to bash on the US one.

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Hey mod, you useless piece of shit, I hope you get cancer and also raped by a pack of niggers.
And glass can STILL endure extreme temperatures, so fuck you

>> No.15692790

>>15692594
Wrong board but based.

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>>15692594
Jannies man, I feel you.
I got temp banned for talking about how the Michelin Man is Saturn symbolism.

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>> No.15693026

>>15689868
what a gigantic faggot just bite the fucking burger god i hate people

>> No.15693059

>>15692594
based fuck the jannies they are basically the fun police

>> No.15693097

>>15689798
And I happily watch them everytime fuck off

>> No.15693222

>>15692571
I think of the American version as the more cheap entertainment but it's more fun to watch with other people or drunk.
It can get on the nerves after a while though since it is so obnoxious and loud in general.
As you said the British version is more down to earth and has some actual documentary merit, there are only a few episodes though and you can only watch them so often till it gets proper boring.

>> No.15693267

>>15689798
>>15689905
>>15691513
You know what. I'm gonna learn how to make webms and I'm gonna make as many as I can for /ck/
this is my gift to (You)

>> No.15693289

>>15693267
ffmpeg is what some people use, handbrake is another good one with a gui if you're just converting.

>> No.15693292

>>15693289
I'm gonna try in Adobe after effects.

>> No.15693297

>>15693292
>>15693289
Or just Webm For Retards if you're really lazy.

>> No.15693308

>>15692112
Kek exactly, I'm sure that besides his peacock demeanor he is also autistic.

>> No.15693331

>>15690353
I'm sure it's the same shit that other fat bitch with the sausage lasagna is from and that's her mother.

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>> No.15693345

>>15691062
lol context?

>> No.15693417

>>15689447
lol

>> No.15693502

>>15689874
this is cannibalism

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>> No.15693589

>>15689403
this will feed 8 Scots...or 1 American.

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>>15693267
>>15693289
>>15693297
I've returned with my first ever webm featuring. kays good cooking. Boy do you have to shrink them to get them in that 3MB limit.

>> No.15693662

>>15693656
Not bad. It's content we've already seen quite a few times before but the webm is reasonably well made.

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>> No.15693753

>>15690181
the fuck

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>>15690181

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>>15693662
Here's something new that I just edited together

>> No.15693837

>>15692828
You can't just say that and not explain

>> No.15693858

>>15690984
>>15691021
Suck my dick

>> No.15693966
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Heres another new one I edited

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Last one i'm making for the night. Thats 4 new webms in circulation so >>15689798 can stop complaining

>> No.15694316

>>15693858
>muh dik
they're right newfag.

>> No.15694323

>>15693004
imagine what his shit looks like after that

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>>15693004
jfc

>> No.15694447

>>15694323
Probably didn't look much different

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>>15690181
no cooking it i guess

>> No.15694541

>>15694200
>sticks his entire hairy shit arm into the pot
filthy fucking people

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>>15690137
>germans deflecting
this fat kraut pig is nauseating but at least she's eating things that aren't still alive

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>>15693589
>implying your fat irn Bru chugging ass doesn't smash one of those on the daily

>> No.15694593

How does he get out of the egg fort?

>> No.15694611

>>15690353
looks like she put Worcestershire in it

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>>15694200
>>15694541
decided to make another because indians are disgusting
>delicious gas flavor cooked directly into the bread

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More OC webms

>> No.15694731
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Thick Veiny Balut

>> No.15694751

>>15694611
Fucking kek'd and checked

>> No.15694762
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I hate bug people

>> No.15694771

>>15687538
"wow that must be some savory, fluffy pumpkin butter if they're applying so much of it"
>watch webm and it's just sugar paste
midwestern amerilards or eastern european, who am i hating in this case?

>> No.15694773

>>15694200
are rural poos really like this? I don't want to seem ignorant of how bad shit (lel) is over there but this can't be real. A fucking stick yanked from the mud would probably be more hygienic than anything cooked by these morons who were never taught to not play with their food

>> No.15694774

>>15687538
isn't that a cheese knife?

>> No.15694785

>>15694771
I've never heard of pumpkin butter and I've lived in the Midwest all my life

>> No.15694836

>>15694669
>>15694773
yes they are actually like this

>> No.15694860

>>15689734
grim

>> No.15694873

>>15694669
I can excuse them using their hands for making naan because how TF else are you supposed to move that shit? As for the hands in pots of food, mi abuela would have cut my ears off. They should be shot.

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>>15691243
>>15691408
hard agree. ill have to make a decision

animeposter was wrong but also contributed nothing to the thread

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>>15692112

>> No.15694887

>>15694731
im unfazed by this only because i had a filipino friend growing up

>> No.15694891

>>15694669
hey, naan of your business

>> No.15694930

>>15693668
By the time you're eating that shit the chips are going to be disgustingly soft and soggy, fuck that

>> No.15694966

>>15690338
did this in hs, got a small droplet on my underwear and now a small scar on my hip

>> No.15695274

>>15690137

i know she is fat , but she could give me a white child , so i would take one for the team

>> No.15695345

>>15693801
Thank you for your service

>> No.15695402

>>15692172
Where's the Liveleak logo, tho?

>> No.15695416

>>15693801
>>15693966
Dinotendies! Bless his soul.

>> No.15695426

>>15694200
Oh, don't worry. They clean their assholes with the LEFT hand, so they are touching the food with the clean one.

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>> No.15695501
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>>15695478
What extravagant faggotry. Imagine doing all of this, and for a camera no less.
pic related, their brains doing the gymnastic required to convince themselves that they aren't retarded.

>> No.15695545

>>15695501
You okay lil guy?

>> No.15695549

>>15695501
You are misunderstanding things here, both are retardedly rich and stupid.

>> No.15695560

>>15695545
I'm being dramatic.
>>15695549
I thought it was clear that I thought they were retardedly rich and stupid.

>> No.15695571

>>15689403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

>> No.15695582

>>15694582
I hate this.

>> No.15695591
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>> No.15695601
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>> No.15695608
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>> No.15695613

>>15695560
Yeah but they need no mental gymnastics, they are low class trash with too much money, they unironically love this shit, especially Ribery who can do nothing but kick a ball.

>> No.15695619

>>15695601
Why is he so red?

>> No.15695620

>>15695619
The same reason why he looks pregnant, alcoholism

>> No.15695625

>>15695478
lmao Ribéry started getting shit for this from a journalist calling him irresponsible and disrespectful because he's so rich, etc.
He told her off big time pointing out that she wore glasses as expensive as the gold steak lel.
He's retarded and cringy af (on top of being a notorious cunt in all teams he played for except Bayern) but he can be based from time to time.

>> No.15695626

>>15695608
It never fails to anger me what a fucking fuss they make for fucking fries between bread

>> No.15695657

>>15689474
yikes

>> No.15695754

>>15694731
The soup in the balut is something else. It's a unique broth and taste even better with vinegar.

>> No.15695769
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>>15687538

>> No.15695772

>>15693837
Yes he can.

>> No.15695785
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>>15695769
imagine getting pinched by that crab

>> No.15695788

>>15690414
based jack

>> No.15695800

>>15695769
Ah yes, the classic Japanese deathclaw dish.

>> No.15695811
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15695811

>>15687538

>> No.15695842

>>15695811
squid anatomy is so neat

>> No.15695935

>>15693801
>>15693966
>>15694200
thank you for the OC, anon

>> No.15695946

>>15695785
fug :DDD

>> No.15695947

>>15695842
You know what you're right anon

>> No.15695967
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15695967

>>15687538

>> No.15695993
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>>15687538

>> No.15696038

>>15689403
What the fuck is that shit he puts on after the cheese? Kebab meat?

>> No.15696043

>>15689457
fucking sheep

>> No.15696047

>>15689849
> australia pls no.webm
I thought it was danish

>> No.15696064

>>15694200
you're doing /ck/ a service

>> No.15696065

>>15690353
I would guess worsestcistere sauce

>> No.15696067

>>15692172
This is unironically really cute

>> No.15696104

>>15690245
>>15691255
There's like a mesh thingy below what we can see so the birds can get out again.
Imagine being at an all you can eat, but you can have fun with the food at the same time.

>> No.15696120

>>15690282
>>15690315
>>15690353
>>15690360
>>15693753
>>15693798
>>15694533
That's Mett mit Zwiebeln. It's raw minced pork meat with onions, and a bit of salt and pepper. Normally it is served with a bun and you use less of it. But it is absolutely fucking tasty. I was really put off by it until I tried it.

>> No.15696135

>>15690561
>BOAH LÄÄCKER
Amis Mal wieder gigerst am rotieren wegen dem rohen Fleisch, dabei qiqqt die mettstulle viel zu hart ins zudem auch OG/UG, vorallem auch in den Zwischenraum nei. So geil dass selbst der Goldhurenbehindi nicht mehr nervt.

>> No.15696194

>>15695601
Last time I saw a guy that fat, red, and drunk. He was being resuscitated by EMTs

>> No.15696292

>>15695478
are all rich people this autistic?

>> No.15696423

>>15696292
being rich is either being a sociopath or being born to a family of them

>> No.15696483

>>15694886
>>15694886
Fua, el Diego..

>> No.15696490

>>15696292
No, it's usually the newly rich ones.

>> No.15696492

>>15696423
Untrue. People with psychopathic personality traits do sometimes rise to the top of corporate structures which seem to favor an amoral, antisocial personality type. However, some rich people finally make enough money for several lifetimes, and want to put it to good use. At that point it's difficult to stop making money. Wealth attracts more wealth. You get guys like Bill Gates, who signed off on all sorts of shady shit to get to the top, but now uses his wealth to try and wipe out malaria; Elon Musk trying to get humans to Mars; Warren Buffett who still lives in the same house that he bought when he was first getting successful, and gives out full-sized candy bars to the kids in his neighborhood on Halloween.

>> No.15696532

>>15689972
>maybe this kindling will put out the fire

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>>15687538

>> No.15696573

>>15694886
I hope this obnoxious fucker dies of AIDS so I don't have to see his shitty webms anymore.

>> No.15696574

>>15696492
Im gay btw, if that matters.

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>> No.15696599

>>15690837
You literally moved the goalpost by saying that you're talking about chilled glass. You're the retard here.

>> No.15696651

>>15696599
He's a retard because it's a bad hypothetical, not because he moved the goalposts. The oil is obviously way hotter than boiling water judging by how vigorously the insects bubbled when they were dropped in. So the temperature difference between insect cooking oil and room temperature is even greater than between boiling water and the fridge.

>> No.15696660

>>15690603
It would probably taste quite a bit like pumpkin pie if he bothered to add more seasoning desu

>> No.15696673

>>15694576
>just chewing down on a whole mouse
Even my cat won't eat all the guts out a field mouse. That's vile.

>> No.15696676

>>15695601
Doesn't work as well without sound but for those curious the audio is a baby laughing and then saying no when the soda is put there
https://youtu.be/Yqdi1vJKg88

>> No.15696686

>>15695478
I really don't understand why poor people would even want to be rich. The newly wealthy invariably have no idea how to properly spend their money. There should be controls on how many social classes you're allowed to move in one generation. The wealthy can become oligarchs and wagies can become middle class but any more mobility than that is just counterproductive.

>> No.15696690

>>15696580
lol this guy has to have so much doo-doo on his hands and under his fingernails

>> No.15696740

>>15693344
This guy must be a regular at his local hospital's emergency room

>> No.15696823
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>>15694886

>> No.15696843

>>15689403
ive seen worse, doesnt look too baad

>> No.15696858

>>15690338
I do this
after a time you get used to the stings and it tickles actually
t. German

>> No.15696876

>>15693656
thats the most vile and disguisting shit ive seen

>> No.15696941

>>15693801
based

>> No.15696942

>>15696676
thank you for posting this

>> No.15696947

>>15695591
what's her problem? seriously, this person is mentaly ill

>> No.15696953

>>15694576
>authentic chinese
That clearly contains tomatoes

>> No.15696972

>>15689905
What did he do wrong ? I'm scared to cook

>> No.15697015

>>15689874
What the fuck??

>> No.15697039

>>15690170
Started out okay but then the retardation had to set in.

>> No.15697047

>>15690176
What is "cool whip"? An euphemism for whipped cream?

>> No.15697100

>>15689933
hold up, i have so many questions. First please tell me this is china. second how did pidgeons get in there. third, why did the operator of whatever i'm looking not stop when he saw pidgeon. I'm sure i have more questions but I am speechless

>> No.15697107

>>15697100
I think that they flew there.

>> No.15697179

>>15697107
isn't there a roof

>> No.15697208

>>15689874
fucking disgusting jesus christ. she just giggles as the bugs intestines and bodily fluids explode out of its ass and sprays everywhere. what the fugg

>> No.15697216

>>15696104
kek that just went from disturbing to wholesome

>> No.15697230

>>15690610
it infuriates me how she sliced that

>> No.15697242

>>15691062
far left woman is the only one worth a crumb of attention.

>> No.15697257

>>15692172
Im very impressed, what a good big brother and talented cook. half the retards here cant even boil rice let alone stir fry it

>> No.15697264

>>15696947
chinese are bugs not people

>> No.15697275

>>15696876
the best part is she calls it bolognese

>> No.15697288

>>15696972
tipped the tots in too fast, which made the oil boil over
then put water on the oil fire, which turns to steam and makes the fire burn intensely like that

>> No.15697325

>>15697257
the parents just made the wok and gave him the ingredients
although parents nowadays won't even talk to their kids and give them tablets to watch cocomelon and let public schools teach them

>> No.15697360

>>15695993
everyone shits on western soi bois but japanese men think fairy wand salt and pepper shakers are cool and kawaii

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>> No.15697368

>>15697325
a sad state indeed

>> No.15697389

>>15697360
*soy boys
Lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.15697452

>>15693004
this guys youtube channel is disgusting. He drinks 13 gatorades in 3 minutes. 30 Capri suns. What a fat worthless tubby POA

>> No.15697457
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OC Anon here. Still editing together new WebMs to keep /ck/ fresh. Would be up for suggestions.

>> No.15697590
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Here's some more Kay's good cooking OC

>> No.15697733

>>15696292
>Autistics struggle to interact with people and don't know how to socialize
>Rich people don't care about interacting with people and don't have to put effort into socializing
There probably is quite a large overlap

>> No.15697757
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Last OC WebM for a little bit

>> No.15697782

>>15689457
Fucking niggers eating all the grass

>> No.15697785

>>15693801
Cute dog.

>> No.15697819

>>15697590
Can I have a webm of just the last bit where she gives a thumbs up please?

>> No.15697822

>>15696972
just use a deep fryer and you will be okay.

>> No.15697848

>>15693966
now they have cops protecting trash cans.

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>>15697819

>> No.15697862

>>15695785
snibb :D :D

>> No.15697863

>>15694773
that water is going to boil for the whole day which will keep it pasteurized, besides these people live in shit and fuck each other constantly, they aren't gonna be afraid of one (1) hand.

>> No.15697869

>>15696947
she's asian

>> No.15697877

>>15697757
God bless feature man

>> No.15697879
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>> No.15697929
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>>15696492
pfft, Bill Gates is using that shitty kike foundation to evade taxes. Elon Musk is literally some shitty redditor who constantly fantasizes about being a self-appointed god in his own planet and warren buffet is just bad okay?

>> No.15697936

>>15697264
She's korean. The way to know is Chinese people cook it alive, Japanese chill or freeze it alive, and Koreans eat it alive

>> No.15697940

>>15696686
depends on what you consider rich? i want to live in my own house in my own land far away from neighbors, i want my house to be spacious for all my hobbies and interests and i want all that fancy shit for the hobbies. also why should there be oligarchs?

>> No.15697949

>>15697360
japanese kiss western ass though.

>> No.15697984

>>15690022
A room temp glass could handle the oil. A cold or slightly chilled glass will shatter the second u pour it in

>> No.15698004

>>15689734
Cartel execution?

>> No.15698036

>>15690160
I've seen alot of these fucking meme recipes, but holy fuck does this one trigger me.

>> No.15698047

>>15690610
Is that like a fucking pizza shaped calzone or what am i looking at

>> No.15698059

>>15693308
Not who you were replying to but i always thought he seemed autistic

>> No.15698154

>>15690153
>>15690170
All this was done for Instagram.

>> No.15698161
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>> No.15698213

>>15697047
its a brand of whipped cream you fucking plague of a human

>> No.15698224

>>15693801
You can post this on reddit for like $50

>> No.15698231

>>15697047
it's fake whipped cream

>> No.15698239

>>15698224
I'm loyal to /ck/. sorry

>> No.15698262

>>15697852
kek from the thumbnail I thought that was the kenjicuck himself. J Kenji Lopez Alt, author of The Food Lab.

>> No.15698267
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>> No.15698273

>>15698213
It's not whipped "cream". it's highly processed and doesn't resemble cream at all

>> No.15698278

>>15698161
Whos the black dude? A rapper?

>> No.15698296

>>15694886
RIP, fairy dust.

>> No.15698308

>>15695601
P R O P P A
N O R F
L A D

>> No.15698317
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>>15689403
>man spreads ten portions of fries in a pizza box
Oh god it's another one of those

>> No.15698329

>>15689909
Fuck me why? Why do that.
Fucking chinks

>> No.15698335

>>15695967
This nigga eating deenz!

>> No.15698424

>>15697757
>>15697590
>>15697457
These are good. Thank you for the OC

>> No.15698434
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15698434

>>15697457
Grans cooking always did it for me

>> No.15698529
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>>15698047
Chicago-style Deep dish probably, the worst kind of pizza on the market

>> No.15698650
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>>15697457
>suggestions
please do some of the new Jack content. I have gigs of his old stuff but none of the newer videos seem to have any gifs.

>> No.15698653

>>15698529
So when they say pizza pie they fucking literally mean its a fucking pizza pie

>> No.15698654

>>15698529
That's a nice looking pie.

>> No.15698658

>>15698434
That's fucking terrifying to think about. Imagine finding out your mother/father burnt to death while trying to cook because they were less observant in their old diminishing age.

>> No.15698665

>>15698650
thanks for the suggestion. If theres any video in particular let me know

>> No.15698670

>>15697852
Thank you!!!

>> No.15698685
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>>15698650
Recent Jack stuff still gets made, it's just that most of it isn't all that interesting and I don't think it's worth posting a video just because it's Jack.

>> No.15698721

>>15698685
>>15698665
I just skimmed through like 20 recent videos and they all look pretty boring. The bean dip shit looked nasty but really wouldnt make a good video. The era of jack is at its end.

>> No.15698763

>>15698658
switch to induction/electric today delete all fire appliances in the house

>> No.15698786

>>15693801
>>15693966
bless you, anon

>> No.15698794

>>15696972
When something, literally anything, goes wrong your first instinct should be to turn off the gas

>> No.15698850
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>> No.15698880

>>15691062
>they way the glasses girl raises her eyebrows
Kek

>> No.15698886

>>15697457
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c__RBGBDFYs

Jack with his drill in the pumpkin, start from 00:55 and end around 01:15

>> No.15699030

>>15695608
The sauce
It should be in the sandwich
but it's not
It's not in the sandwich
It's on the cutting board
Should be in the sandwich

>> No.15699174

>>15698685
This new Jack is just pathetic

>> No.15699239
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>>15698685
>>15698650
Here's some old Ja/ck/ from >>15698886 suggestion

>> No.15699312

>>15698267
>>15698161
>>15697879
If I took his shades off, would he die?

>> No.15699346
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And another OC Ja/ck/ for all the fans

>> No.15699401

>>15698278
Your new daddy

>> No.15699552

>>15694731
Filipinos are the indians of Asia

>> No.15699558

>>15699346
I love when he eats raw meat. He seriously isn’t human

>> No.15699581

>>15694773
Never been to the third world? Things like this are common in the third world, though India gets the crown. At least in my country, it is well known that you shouldn't eat outside (aka from street vendors and shady restaurants) if you care about your health.
>t. thirdie

>> No.15699591
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>> No.15699599

>>15695501
Why would they even care? They never have to work again in their vain lives. Might as well go full hedonistic and try to enjoy it before they die.

>> No.15699616

>>15695769
holy shit, what was this guy's channel called again? I loved watching it but I forgot the name

>> No.15699626

>>15697389
are you retarded

>> No.15699633

>>15697457
if you can find more of the 3rd world cooking sins I'd be elated. my chef friends simply do not believe pajeets and asians stir pots with their shit fingers and eat bat soup and shit

>> No.15699644

>>15699633
I love exposing how disgusting poos are with their food. When the next WebM thread starts be on the lookout for them.

>> No.15699652

>>15698685
>>15698650
>>15698665
Holy shit, stop the presses. Don't do any other Jack video for fucks sake
Jack (and the retards spamming his webms) singlehandedly killed webm threads

>> No.15699660

>>15699644
>>15699633
this, third world street food and cooking are a goldmine for webm threads. Start up the presses with new content

>> No.15699677

>>15690153
This shit looks delicious

>> No.15699678

>>15699346
I dont understand how jack keeps making raw meat. Is he playing into it at this point or are his thermometers calibrated wrong? I know he has meat probes and thermometers. Maybe the tape worm finally made it to his brain and after the stroke it has the power to make him only want raw meat

>> No.15699691

>>15698529
>sprinkled with that fake fucking parmesan shit

disgusting

>> No.15699692

>>15699660
>>15699644
there is one in specific where a middle easterner grabs spices with his bare hands, incorporates it into the stew by shoving it to the bottom of the pot, and then sticks his wet hands into another jar of spices that really epitomizes the whole thing. I can never find these videos myself though, they're probably titled in Arabic or Hindi because theyre deep in desert town every time

>> No.15699698

>>15699692
>>15699660
Hey if ya find them, post the link in here and I'll DL the video, edit it, and export into a webm for the next thread

>> No.15699757

>>15689734
> imagine the smell

>> No.15699825

Whoever starts the new thread, at least start it with some of the new OC.

>> No.15699843

>>15699825
This is /ck/, there's no such thing as OC.

>> No.15699862

>>15699843
there has literally been an anon in this thread posting new WebMs

>> No.15699867

>>15689868
>dat filename
kek
It's amazing how a michelin star chef is surpassed by literal whos on youtube

>> No.15699872

>>15699616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpK6vo4_sX4&t=594s

>> No.15700124

>>15693344
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.15700137
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>>15700124
Have a good day!

>> No.15700210

>>15700137
Isn't this the guy who dipped his hand in acid or some shit?

>> No.15700217

>>15689403
we just call this a HSP in Australia, kebab shops sell them and you usually cant/dont get them with gravy but instead with all the fucked kebab shop sauces like garlic yogurt and whanot.

>> No.15700287
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>>15698262
>posting J. Kenji Lopez Alt's (of The Food Lab fame) full name so it pings his narcissism alarm
Devilish

>> No.15700388

>>15691101
I don't know how I feel about the way he looks at everything as though he's never seen it before.
"Is this sandwich?"
But he's a food presenter right? Never seen the turk actually cook anything.
Not that he can anymore anyway. Being dead and all.

>> No.15700410

>>15699678
He probably read that food continues cooking after its taken out so he assumes that it'll finish cooking itself

>> No.15700487

>>15695626
As someone who has English parents I can tell you this is something that they only do when they're really drunk or hungover. It's not a national treasure for britain any more than deep fried twinkies are for america.

>> No.15700512

>>15699312
He's already dead, nigga.

>> No.15700606

>>15697362
Pantry TRASH

>> No.15700640

>>15695769
he's wearing a tassal apron, I didn't know they had a presence outside my shitty little island 0_o

>> No.15700882

>>15689734
where's the rest?

>> No.15700991

>>15694731
I've had balut, and it's delicious even though it looks disgusting.

>> No.15701071

>>15697879
God i wish that were me

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>>15698850
Would this be any good?

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