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15703576 No.15703576 [Reply] [Original]

Why do they only make ice cream with a bunch of crappy candies mixed into it? It would be so nice if they could release some plain flavors like coffee.

>> No.15703582

>>15703576
IIRC (it's either Ben or Jerry, forgot which) has a fucked up sense of taste and smell so for variety he uses texture, which is why everything they do has stuff in it.

>> No.15703585
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15703585

some can't tolerate the lactose

>> No.15703590

>>15703576
This is my biggest issue with B&J besides their political shitposting. I can't really tolerate any of their flavors that aren't Chunky Monkey or plain vanilla.

>> No.15703591

>>15703576
>eating pozzed ice cream

>> No.15703598

>>15703576
THEY FUCKING ADD PEANUT BUTTER TO FUCKING HALF THEIR PRODUCTS, WHICH DOES NOT I REPEAT DOES *NOT* BELONG IN ICE CREAM IT OVERWHELMS EVERY OTHER COMPONENT AND IT DESTROYS THE TEXTURE QUALITY

>> No.15703611

>>15703598
I think the same thing about those shitty little chocolate pieces they put it. Chocolate is remarkable because it melts at body temperature, but when you put it in cold ice cream it's like chewing on wax.

>> No.15703617

I remember them having a dave matthews band one that was pretty good.

>> No.15703619
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>>15703585
>non-dairy yum cream which supports progressive causes and the BAME community!.... I! NEED! THIS!

>> No.15703640

>>15703576
>carrageenan

>> No.15703656
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>>15703576
best ben and jerrys bar none.

>> No.15703667

>>15703656
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.15703668

I had the topped tiramisu the other night. It was pretty bad. Just a frozen, dense chunk of fudge on top. The mascarpone ice cream was terrible too.

>> No.15703673

>>15703667
Fuck you, it was a good movie

>> No.15703674

>>15703576
it's like what companies do to cheesecake- whatever shit they're mixing into it costs less than the main ingredients
lowers costs by giving people shit they really don't even want
>oh look honey, red velvet cheesecake
>never mind that red velvet cake costs 20 cents a serving and cheesecake costs 3 bucks a serving, let's pay 10 dollars for this slice that is essentially half cake

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>>15703619
>BAME
Um.... we use BIPOC now. Can you not use antiquated terms? yikes

>> No.15703692

>>15703667
i posted it. its a weed reference? i always assumed half baked was a nod to the saying half-baked and how they cook the brownie batter and not the cookie dough.

>> No.15703914

>>15703576
Buy Hagen daas then fag.

>> No.15703921

>>15703914
haagen daas's cookie dough is awful

>> No.15703923

>>15703667
If only they had a weed infused flavor.. dude...

>> No.15703924

>>15703576
cringe

>> No.15703966

>>15703921
They at least have plain flavors.

>> No.15703979
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Because B&J is cheap shit that barely counts as icecream, so they have to make up for it with relatively cheap candies thrown in. I've found very few truly national brands that aren't garbage, only semi-regional at most.

>> No.15703987

>me no like this ice cream because politics make my anus go awee

>> No.15703992

>>15703987
I mean there are retards who hate B&J for that rather than its shit quality, but they are also actual children from Ribbit so just ignore them

>> No.15703994

>>15703576
Stop eating ice cream for faggot communists

>> No.15703995

>>15703987
no that would be your uncles fingers

>> No.15703999

>>15703979
It has guar gum in it, which means it's shit.

>> No.15704041

>>15703576
all the shit mixed into it is the whole reason you go for ben and jerrys though

theres 5000 other companies that make plain flavors

>> No.15704044

>>15703999
well yeah, using it as a benchmark as its still better than B&J

>> No.15704046

>>15703966
their coffee ice cream is very good, as with most of their plain flavors. the mix-ins are just awful though

>> No.15704058

>>15703979
tillamook sucks... ur payin for graphic design not icecream

>> No.15704076
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>>15703576
this is the only ice cream I ever buy and it's extremely rarely, like maybe 3 times a year tops and only if it's on sale

>> No.15704109

>>15704076
more like suggin diggggg riiiiiiiiiiiiite HAAAA

>> No.15704118

>>15703619
>posting reddit meme images
You really need to get your shit together and maybe even have sex

>> No.15704213

>>15703576
They contribute a large portion of their profits to political activist groups that want to take away my rights, so all I really know is I hope their shitty meme ice cream bullshit dies off.

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>>15703576
Maybe buy non shitty ice cream ?

>> No.15704505

>>15703576
They do at least in Vermont and New Hampshire.

>> No.15704772

>>15704248
What if I stuck publix premium on a 100,000 dollar marble slab?

>> No.15704856

>>15703576
Buy a $20 ice cream maker and you can make better ice cream for about a fifth of the price

>> No.15704923

>>15704248
Can't find this in the US anymore :(

>> No.15704940

>>15703598
ben & jerry's is a guilty pleasure of mine, but i fucking hate all the peanut butter shit. i like peanut butter normally, but it's way too sickly in the ice cream.

>> No.15704955

>>15704923
My fridge is full of this shit. That's the only ice cream I eat and I barely ever eat ice cream.

>> No.15704982

>>15703585
Fuck these assholes.
Lets sent 4 million of the most urban niggers to Vermont and see how well the local community absorbs them.
They are literally asking for it.

>> No.15704998

>>15704982
oh nooo don't send all the immigrants and refugees, our economy would literally grow twice as fast

>> No.15705096

>>15703576
I wish B&J has a liquorice ice cream. And that they actually sold that shit in my country.
We do have some liquorice ice creams but it's not enough. NOT ENOUGH.

>> No.15705101

>>15704955
Are you in the US? Where do you buy it?

>> No.15705278

>>15703979
>>15704044
it's really not better than ben and jerry's, non of the semi premium larger container ice creams are, they all have more air in them than pint sized brands. jeni's and haagen dazs are the only not shit brands, at least where I live

>> No.15705288

>>15703576
>he got filtered by ben & jerry's

>> No.15705290

>>15704998
>muh gdp
S M A LL S O U L E D
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>> No.15705392

>>15704044
The actual ice cream quality is shit compared to B&J's. I rank HD higher than BJ though.