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IM MADDY MAFFESON

AND TODAY WE"RE MAKINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.15705464

I could deal with this guy up until he had to throw some political bullshit into one of his videos. Granted, it was a vice video so there’s a pretty good chance they put him up to it but still.

>> No.15705481

>>15705441
I <3 Matty.
Which video do I skip? I don't want to see him political.

>> No.15705495

If he dropped the character he currently plays in his videos I really feel like he could be close to the new Anthony Bourdain. There's moments in his videos where he's really considered and insightful. The episode where he went to Vietnam with his buddy who hadn't been back since the war ended was pretty good. Legitimately heart-wrenching listening to him talk about how he escaped. Good shit.

>> No.15705497

>>15705481
I dunno which that guy is referring, but many of the vice ones aren't as good anyway unless you wanna watch him weird out people across canade.

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>>15705441

Could've been a Carl from ATHF cosplayer if it weren't for the cringe tattoos. Many such cases. Sad!

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15705521

Would you purchase Matty Matheson-branded food products such as this coffee?

>> No.15705529

>>15705481
It’s the vice video where he makes lobster rolls

>> No.15705530

>>15705441
I feel so bad for that jewess that has to retard wrangle this dude for a shitty youtube channel. It looks fucking exhausting and a bet that she goes home and cries while drinking a box of wine.

>> No.15705534

>>15705500

I mean at a distance the tats kinda just look like carls hair

>> No.15705535

this guy is a big fuckin hipster but otherwise pretty based

>> No.15705555

>>15705441
The single most over rated food personality ever. Action Bronson was better than this guy, when all he did was smoke giant blunts and pig out on food. .

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>>15705441
hey look like this guy

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15705565

usually i'd hate a fuck like this but he's alright

>> No.15705575

>>15705441
I'd love to smash this fuckin guys fat fuckin head in with a god damn hammer

>> No.15705581

some his serious shit is pretty good. his first cookbook is unironically delicious

>> No.15705588

>>15705441

being a younger fat chef seems to make people develop a bit of obnoxious loud autism like his just so you can get shit done in the kitchen.

>> No.15705589

>>15705441
https://voca.ro/1ca4A80fmcLm

>> No.15705596

>>15705589
have you seen his wife? he married up well over himself

>> No.15705599

>>15705464
>political bullshit into one of his videos
I can only imagine the awful views Fatty "I've had multiple heart attacks before the age of 40" Fatasserson screams into the camera at the top of his lungs.

>> No.15705609

Just a dash is pretty fun. They're really laying into the surrealist "what the fuck is happening" editing a lot.

>> No.15705708

>>15705596
Women want money, that's it, he has a lot

>> No.15705727

>>15705441
Hate this faggot and his cocksucking "cookbook".

>> No.15705741

>>15705530
what? can you explain this?

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>>15705464
Imagine being this much of a snowflake.

>> No.15705829

>>15705775
>unironically posting a kike gif
If not wanting politics injected into hobbies I do for leisure then i guess I’m a snowflake

>> No.15705843

>>15705741
The jewess director of his youtube cooking show. I don't know what her name is but they show her all the time with an incredibly sad/cry face as she tries to just get through the shoot. It's depressing to watch.

>> No.15706201

>>15705441
I like him he's not a pretentious faggot just a fat one hamming it up for the show
But I also get the feeling a lot of his videos are disingenuous entertainment money grabs and many of the dishes probably suck but you can't tell on film so they grin and lie through it all
And I don't think he actually made his cookbook based on how he reads it but the food still looks good so it's no biggie

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15706487

His videos with Brad are some of the most genuinely fun and comfortable cooking vids on the internet. Their trip noodling never fails to make me smile. Didn't expect his cookbook to be mostly french style shit but was shocked at how good the majority of it is. Like you assume he's some hack retard because of how he's presented most of the time but then every single time he's cooking something on BA or his own channel it's all shockingly good technique. Just wish his own stuff wasn't so fucking horribly edited.

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>>15705495
Its not a character, he sucks in real life too.
I worked at a restaurant in Toronto he would regularly visit and he was just the most obnoxious fat fuck ever.
Hes also super preachy about being sober since he somehow survived like 2 (I think) heart attacks while being a coke addict but still wont lose weight in despite saying he cares about 'his health'.

>> No.15706531

>>15706521
Sorry if you live in Toronto I'm not going to believe or respect you.

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>>15705464
>caring about politics

>> No.15706545

>>15706487
Pro tip: someone else wrote the book

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>>15706487

I literally can never understand what the Vietnamese chef's name is

Brad
Rand
Rang?

guy doesn't pronounce it well himself which is fine he came from a different place language-wise. But the canadians are equally mealy-mouthed about it.

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>>15705829
U mad bro? Whatever you fucking pansy.

>> No.15706842

>>15706830
Crab rangoon

>> No.15706851

>>15706830

It's "Rang" he wore a shirt with his name on it in the vietnam episode.

>> No.15706862
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15706862

That last episode though...

>> No.15706876

>>15706862

the lolrandom editing can be a bit much but the bantz are good.

rip fly

>> No.15706886

>>15706851
That's Master Rang to you.

>> No.15706977

>>15706531
>living outside of toronto expecting people to care what you think
the city is completely self sufficient and there is no reason to leave and go to stinky dirty new york

>> No.15707413

>>15705441
I thought I would hate him, but he's actually okay. Master Rang is based. I would fuck Michelle while the other two watched

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