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>> No.15723062

Doesn't tapping dull the blade somehow?

>> No.15723063

>>15723028
i want to punch this guy in his face

>> No.15723078

wtf is he doing?

>> No.15723105

>>15723062
>dull the blade somehow
>thin, sharp blade edge tapped against hard surface
>somehow

>>15723078
He's lulling the meat into a false sense of security so it won't expect when it gets cut.

>> No.15723106

>>15723078
He's a showman.

>> No.15723108

>>15723062
I think Bae has plenty of money for new knives while you still wear those old boxer briefs with a hole ripped on the ass because they are 'comfy' poorfag

>> No.15723190

>>15723105
kek

>> No.15723555
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>> No.15724382
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>> No.15725067

>>15723555
why

>> No.15725091

>>15724382
Never trust a grown man that dresses like that. Either he's a dirty hippie, a conman, or a cult leader and they all shouldn't be associated with.

>> No.15725098

>>15724382
i love how the flat asian face is so superior for crushing food than the more streamlined caucasian face

>> No.15725100
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>> No.15725102

>>15725067
Good question.

>> No.15725107
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>> No.15725119
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>> No.15725127
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>> No.15725142

>>15725091
Unironically this.

>> No.15725145
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>> No.15725150

>>15725127
that doesnt look bad desu

>> No.15725174
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>> No.15725183

>>15725150
Agreed.

Didnt realize you could buy Saint Agur in the US btw. It is indeed PERFECT for salads.

>> No.15725187

>>15725091
>>15725142
What the fuck are you on about hes wearing a blue button up with a white undershirt.

>> No.15725189

>>15725174
Is this what childbirth is like?

>> No.15725190

>>15725174
thats a webm of my asshole after my date takes me to taco bell

>> No.15725191

>>15725145
There is no need to add all that shit to avocado. Just plenty of lemon and salt and it will be 10x better than adding all that shit that only dilutes the flavour of the avocado.

>> No.15725197
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>>15725191
Guac needs tomato and onion

>> No.15725230

>>15725187
His headwear, necklace etc

>> No.15725236
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>> No.15725259

>>15725236
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.15725278
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>> No.15725290

>>15725259
accurate, i have it recorded with sound, but obviously /ck/ doesn't allow audio in webMs.

>> No.15725317
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>>15725236
managed to increase the bitrate and resolution without bloating the file size too much.

>> No.15725398

>>15723555
plastic estrogen bag, nice and hot

>> No.15725401
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>> No.15725435

>>15725127
looks kino except for the lettuce and almonds

>> No.15725446

>>15725145
>make the guac pasty as shit
>Plastic bag so extra xenoestrogens
>red peppers for some fucking reason

>> No.15725450

>>15725107
>not my problem

>> No.15725524

>>15725197
>tomato
No faggot

>> No.15725526

>>15725317
How did you do that

>> No.15725533

>>15725435
almonds for the crunch, lettuce is kinda meh, but i dont mind

>> No.15725542

>>15725526
re-encoded from the original source with a better program.

It's 120fps content though, so it's difficult to get any decent length in a 3MB file size limit.

>> No.15725556

>>15723028
who is this down syndrome guy?

>> No.15725563

>>15725107
Why not boiled meat? Damn women are stupid.

>> No.15725570
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This girl's really sweet and I wish her the best.

>> No.15725579

>>15725191
>There is no need to add all that shit to avocado
A literal tastelet.

>> No.15725593

>>15725542
>re-encoded from the original source with a better program
I only have after effect and PS, what was your output setting btw

>> No.15725615
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>>15725524

>> No.15725635

>>15725197
didnt this win an oscar?

>> No.15725650
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>> No.15725651

>>15725593
first time i just used a random online video to webm converter.

Got much better results using Anyvideo converter.

Set it to use 5000kbps bitrate and 1280x720p (source is 1080p).

I could probably get even better quality using some adobe software.

>> No.15725708

>>15725107
this fucking hurts my soul

>> No.15725720

>>15723108
You wear them for ease of use, queer

>> No.15725755
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>>15725651
Thx bro

>> No.15725761

>>15725570
I would make her a little flipping spatula that flips it for her. Then, I would make her my wife.

>> No.15725846

>>15725635
Mhm, it's Fresh Guacamole by PES. I don't have a webm but here's another /ck/ related video of his.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEl8-PHhMI

>> No.15725858

>>15725761
She's already married and a mother. Here's the full video of her making pancakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>> No.15725897

>>15725858
>>15725761
Her husband probably has a goblina fetish, you can see his creepy eyes

In sure he will dump her once bored and tired of taking care of her after 5 years max

>> No.15725950

>>15725127
oh god finally a webm that isnt stupid

>> No.15726019

>>15725107
this kills the plumber

>> No.15726050

>>15725107
Well she learned that in Nutrition, so its legit.

>> No.15726063

>>15725190
Die fag

>> No.15726081

>>15725100
Where is this from

>> No.15726101

>>15725650
Don't breathe that!

>> No.15726162
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>> No.15726208

>>15725317
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.15726328

>>15726162
oy vey

>> No.15726447

>>15726162
damn it was a different time

>> No.15726499

>>15725127
i also use a bonne maman jar for shaking up dressing

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>>15723028

>> No.15726623

>>15725107
It's literally water.

>> No.15726846

>>15726101
Nothing wrong with the occasional whiff of canadian marching powder

>> No.15726880
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I require webms of crabs, can anyone help a nigga out? Heres one in exchange

>> No.15726886

>>15723028
i want to suck on this guy's plump fucking tits so bad. i want to raw him and give him my "meat" until he can't fucking walk.

>> No.15726905

>>15723555
I still can't believe he did this.

>> No.15727052

>>15725191
Avacado is bland as shit. Most overrated food in the world

>> No.15727081

>>15725651
>>15725593
>>15725542
>>15725317
You retards should just learn ffmpeg. Its not as hard as it looks

>> No.15727111

>>15725650
How come my blender can't even do a piece of day old bread for meatballs? It just bounces the bread indefinitely and never chews it up.

>> No.15727129

>>15726623
Don't expect too much from someone who took a course named 'Nutrition'.

>> No.15727136
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>>15726880
=D

>> No.15727150

>>15723555
>why yes I like to salt my fritos how could you tell?

>> No.15727156

>>15723105
>hard surface
lmao it's wood you fucking bitch

>> No.15727166

>>15726081
evolution

>> No.15727403
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>> No.15727411

>>15727403
That's way too much cheese sauce:noodles but using rendered pepperoni fat as a basis for the roux is a decent idea.

>> No.15727420

>>15727411
agreed, but it can be salvaged by simply adding more noodles. i'm probably going to make this variation tomorrow tho

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>> No.15727435

>>15727403
This looks dank as fuck

>> No.15727439
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>> No.15727448
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>> No.15727457
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>> No.15727463
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>>15727457

>> No.15727470
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>> No.15727485

>>15727136
snibbety snappety

>> No.15727562

>>15725761
Yeah, this hits the feels

>> No.15727705

>>15723555
I want the full video of this disgusting shit.

>> No.15727717

>>15725107
Does this have oh no, oh no, oh nononono in the background in the original?

>> No.15727776

>>15725091
uh...looks like a Jew who's trying to use the hipster look to distract from his facial features. It worked didn't it? He's got an Asian gf I presume from the girl in the vid.

>> No.15727788

>>15725278
judging by those hands, I get the feeling this went on for another 50 eggs or so

>> No.15727896

>>15726447
Which year?

>> No.15727922

>>15727470
Started off nice, then turned into a shitfest.

>> No.15728213

>>15727463
man, I used to love helping my mum make trifle when I was a kid because she'd always give me a bit of leftover sherry

miss you mum

>> No.15728217

>>15723108
Why are you so uppity?

>> No.15728287

>>15727136
He's not getting swole. There's a bug that sets the weight of paint brushes to zero.
That's why they float in midair and can be used to climb walls.

>> No.15728294

>>15723555
Yo dis dude makin a brick.

>> No.15728336

>>15723028
I thought this guy jumped off a building while recording himself. Why did he do it?

>> No.15728339
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>>15723078
he's being a retarded piece of shit midged turk who thinks by ruining slabs upon slabs of beef will heal his little man syndrome, wrong, he will forever be a midget turk piece of shit who takes dick up his ass, like most turks do

>> No.15728381

>>15727705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68>>15727705

>> No.15728429

>>15727433
yes

>> No.15728501
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>>15725107
>was already getting mad since most of that moisture is just water, not fat
>then she rinses it

>> No.15728528

>>15723062
it's a breaking knife, you can abuse it to hell and back

>> No.15728587

>>15727470
This guy is a piece of shit and probably a jew as well.

>> No.15728631
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>>15723063
Does seething help you sleep?
>>15723105
Kekekek correct
>>15727156
Doesn't own a hardwood cutting board
NGMI

>> No.15728644

>>15727457
>>15727463
I want to see those tits so bad

>> No.15728646

>>15725107
>Man_tears.gif

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>>15727463
>>15728644

>> No.15728688

>>15728381
Thanks for delivering but it's probably best that you didn't.

>> No.15728693

>>15725145
no mess guag in a sagg :DDD

>> No.15728720

>>15727156
Alright, then, go hit your knife into a wood cutting board 100 times and tell me how sharp it still is.

>> No.15728752

>>15727425
i blew chunks

>> No.15728799

>>15727111
Toast them first

>> No.15729039

>>15727470
those eggs were so overcooked

>> No.15729079

>>15725846
PES takes me back, they made some good shit. Are they still around?

>> No.15729101

>>15727896
I think it was pretty recent actually, I remember seeing this on tv

>> No.15729133
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>>15727081
this is as good as I could get it in the 10-15 minutes i played around with it.

>> No.15729158
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>>15729133
higher bitrate and lower CRF by lowering resolution down to 720p

>> No.15729192

>>15724382
wait a fucking second, isn't that the baker guy that was looking at the woman smashing her face into pastries in bewilderment in the other webm?
why is he doing it too now?

>> No.15729205

>>15729158

wtf is someone who actually knows how to cook doing here? based staub pot

>> No.15729258

>>15723555
chili fritos are good you're all just European

>> No.15729268
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>>15729205
Blame my mom and grandma for my cooking.

>> No.15729271

>>15725067
$

>> No.15729283

>>15727463
Can you believe Americans actually eat this much sugar?

>> No.15729296

>>15725317
Thank you

>> No.15729309

>>15725650

I miss this guy's videos.

>> No.15729311

>>15729133
Here is a good basic guide with some good tips
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/WebM
protip, you can calculate the bitrate based on the max size you want and how long it is

(4MB/seconds)*8 = bitrate.
For example, let's say you have a 10 second clip you want to post. 4MB/10 seconds = .4MB/s. Since bitrate is measured in bits(b) and not bytes (B), multiply by 8 to get the final bitrate: 3.2M.

>> No.15729327

>>15729311
doesn't apply to /ck/ where the file limit is 3MB instead of 4MB, but yea.
I know the basics, but I'm not gonna spend an hour trying to find the PERFECT encoding settings.

especially when anyvideoconverter seems to work pretty good without much thought needed.

>> No.15729338

>>15729258
In the comments it's exclusively seething mutts, though.

>> No.15729350

>>15725098
My thoughts exactly

>> No.15729354

>>15729327
so (3MB/seconds)*8
like I said earlier ffmpeg is easier than it looks. you dont need to spend any longer on it than you do your other program.

>> No.15729388

>>15729354
>(3MB/seconds)*8

3MB file size limit, I have a 5 second clip.

3MB/5s = 0.6MBps * 8 = 4.2MBps
The actual bitrate of my 2.9MB file is ~4.7MBps
Doesn't seem all that accurate.


And that's not even getting into filters, CRF, 2-pass, encoding speed, etc.

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>>15729158
i have the same pot, what animal do you have on the lid? I just got the snail knob

>> No.15729434
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>>15729406
I just have the standard knob on mine at the moment, but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.

My grandma got me a mini copper cookware set a few years ago for Christmas.

>> No.15729437

>>15729258
You have to go back, Jorge.

>> No.15729598

>>15725191
>plenty of lemon
>lemon
kys

>> No.15729626

>>15725107
I mean, yeah, you should strain low quality beef that's super fatty. Rinsing it is weird.

>> No.15729661

>>15725401
how much longer does this he have?

>> No.15729678

>>15729388
bro you cant even get your math right. 0.6*8 is 4.8

>> No.15729968

>>15726880
I know they're dead, but god this feels fucked up.
Reminds me of that scene from Wolfenstein where you have to pick who lives and who dies, and the guy who dies ends up getting sliced

>> No.15729995

>>15726019
not really, this is how they stay employed

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>> No.15730066

>>15725100
Based Ira Kane

>> No.15730068

>>15725761
Grow some self esteem and try find women that don't have to be dependent on you.

>> No.15730074

>>15725401
This is what the internet was invented for, so we could see porch monkeys get diabetes.

>> No.15730077

>>15726162
The mossad HQ

>> No.15730083

>>15730068
You will never pass

>> No.15730103

>>15725107
>wearing university of prince edward island sweater

This brings me shame. I hope this bitch isn't an islander

>> No.15730114

>>15730083
I'm a heterosexual biological man who finds trannies repulsive.
Finding disabled women attractive specifically because they're disabled shows you want a woman who needs you to care for her, and you think this translates to love.

>> No.15730128

>>15728287
if you don't have enough brushes you can just drop a couple while shooting an arrow at the same time and make more

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>>15723028

>> No.15730280

>>15730223
what the fuck is that?

>> No.15730305

>>15728720
Steel is stronger than wood. Steel wins.
TAP AWAY EVERYONE!

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>>15725897
>Jjjjjoohhnnnnnuunn i--i-i- h h have tttto shit
>.......

>> No.15730318

>>15728287
>>15730128
This is almost definitely an old school Oblivion exploit meme and I feel cultured to understand it

>> No.15730323

>>15730280
Forbidden alchemy applied to George Floyd

>> No.15730327

>>15730280
Looks like a native Australian

>> No.15730335

>>15729434
>but I told my grandma and mom about the animals knobs and they'll probably get me one for my birthday or Christmas. They love buying me cooking-related shit.
Not sure if based or cringe.

>> No.15730362

>>15727052
>Avacado is bland as shit.
And that's exactly why you add a proper amount of salt and lemon/lime you donut.
>>15725579
Just keep adding salt and lemon/lime and taste test it before you add all the other shit and you will know.

>> No.15730455

>>15727922
It didn't even start out nice. A whole chorizo is too much. I usually use a quarter of it for 3 eggs

>> No.15730465

>>15730223
Time was not nice to the poor egg king

>> No.15730528

>>15725197
>dice ingredient
>it turns into dice

i get it

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>>15725570
>tfw no wonky baker gf

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>> No.15730548

>>15723555
I prefer his cocaine recipe desu

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>>15730548

>> No.15730559

>>15725720
kek

>> No.15730561

>>15730317
Fucking KEK

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>> No.15730570

>>15725119
>Yeast so good it makes the bread clap

>> No.15730588
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>> No.15730616

>>15726162
>This add is not for matzos
One job, Little Caesars.
One fucking job.

>> No.15730619

>>15726880
does anyone have the reverse version?
the robot crab making machine

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>>15730335
They get me nice shit too so it's pretty based

>> No.15730659
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>>15730588

>> No.15730717

>>15726019
>>15730323
>>15730465

LMAO you guys are too funny

>> No.15730737

>>15727433
Fuck I could eat the entire tray. Sliders are the best.

>> No.15730738

>>15730280
That's an abbo, a human just like you. :^)

>> No.15730752

>>15730280
filipino

>> No.15730755
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>> No.15730767

>>15730044
fucking benihana

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>> No.15730852

>>15723028
Can someone please post the fat bitch who is caked in makeup and wearing a bedazzled jumpsuit and she's baking some steaks in her oven . she's kind of fat and she's trying to be wifey all dolled up but she has no skill apparently in the kitchen and can someone also tell me her YouTube channel yes ty :V

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>>15730568

>> No.15730868

>>15730859
bich!

>> No.15730875

>>15730828
Wouldn't it be better to half it the other way?

>> No.15730890

>>15728339
>tfw a dude performing, enjoying himself, and getting wildly and unexpectedly popular for it awakens a boiling rage inside of you that needs an outlet so badly you expose it in anoymous online forums

I feel this for musicians mostly. Idk how to address it in a healthy way

>> No.15730933

>>15730859
ah can always recognize me kay!
her cookan skills be amazin', lads!

>> No.15730989

>>15727463
I love the way she subtly talks shit about wrong cooking habits.

>> No.15731029

>>15730044
>that dramatic shrimp toss

>> No.15731036

>>15730335
having relatives who love you is pretty cringe if we're honest

>> No.15731121

>>15730890
he's right about t*rks tho

>> No.15731163

>>15731121
He's a Kurd though

>> No.15731173

>>15731163
close enough for me

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>> No.15731234

>>15731217
Did Willis get the willies?

>> No.15731501

>>15730455
Why is this chorizo like a pulp? Spanish Chorizo isnt like that.

>> No.15731523

>>15725191
I don't even think lemon is necessary. Avocado is super overrated until you salt it, then it's actually bretty good

>> No.15731529

>>15730828
Avocados are so disgusting.

>> No.15731532

>>15728339
are all former turk colonies like this?

>> No.15731541

>>15730223
Stop shilling your shitty animation here macaco.

>> No.15731556

>>15727111
Only blendtec can do this.

>> No.15731566

>>15731163
They're scum too, dont fall for the propaganda.

>> No.15731623

>>15731501
That's how Mexican chorizo is. Like ground sausage out of its casing.

>> No.15731640

>>15725197

I am contractually obligated to point out that he put the lime in the hand juicer backwards.

>> No.15731759

>>15730755
Me at 0:14, when somebody posts the webm of bakery products in the oven.

>> No.15731780

>>15731501
Yeah because spanish chorizo is different you dipshit

>> No.15731854

>>15723062
fucking poor fag

>> No.15731886

>>15723555
this is the 4chan banner for the ck board with the toothpaste "do I have talent" tweet, except gordon is the one being a fucking tardwat

>> No.15731892

>>15723555
how much did he get paid for that

>> No.15731983

requesting:
>gordon ramsey pepper
>the guy smelling the NY and cali pizza

>> No.15732386

>>15723555
damn he got some forearms.

>> No.15732404

>>15725107
There needs to be a western version of Uncle Roger to call this out.

>> No.15732434

>>15727111
Get a better blender/food processor for that.

>> No.15732441

>>15730828
The worst part is you can tell he's so proud of his invention by the way he presses down the avocado so the egg starts running.

>> No.15732454

>>15723555
I member when I was convinced he was a coke head, people were like dont be stupid we would know and he would never a coke benders with thousand dollar hookers or beat his wife.
Then he did that show and talked about his 7kg bricks of coke and how naughty coke is and what damage it can do.
Fuck you I was right.
I need a little medal.

>> No.15732463

>>15726880
>*God of War music intensifies*

>> No.15732466

>>15732434
Bro its just fucking bread why wouldn't it blend?

>> No.15732483

>>15729079
Yeah he still does stuff, but it takes a long fucking time to come out with anything at all.

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>>15732466
Let's subject your bread to the will it blend test

>> No.15732561

>>15727439
No.

>> No.15732584

>>15725570
>Jackie

>> No.15732604

/r/ing that Tasty parody where the food never reaches a proper end stage of a recipe and just keeps going

>> No.15732606

>>15725197
what is this tim burton faggotry?

>> No.15732617

>>15726886
Reddit is that way, fag.

>> No.15732669

>>15723555
thats circuit of the americas in austin texas

t. /f1/

>> No.15732697

>>15725119
thiccccc yesss

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I love this

>> No.15732901

>>15723555
I love frito pie to death and this is an injustice. Doesn't even use sour cream or raw (diced or minced) onion.

>> No.15732908

>>15725230
>>15725187
>>15725187
>>15725091
>>15724382
He's an Uighr with his Chinese waifu

>> No.15732914

>>15725446
Pimentos you tard.

>> No.15732936

>>15729283
nice bait, but this is in the uk

>> No.15732942

>>15730335
Form your own opinion, or not.
Its your choice really.

>> No.15732947

>>15730828
needs a sauce of some kind. Maybe country gravy.

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>>15725107
what the fuck? isnt that gonna wash the seasoning off the beef? white girls should never cook

>> No.15732982

>>15723028
Taps knife

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>>15723555
I think he's taken the black pill

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>>15725107

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>> No.15733067

>>15730619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNeoxFOLcI
even better with ominous music

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>> No.15733095

>>15733071
they''re so... cute..

>> No.15733107

>>15725570
>>15730530
I found her YouTube, she has a 1-year-old. I think she's cool and inspiring.

>> No.15733128

>>15727439
when I see black hands I close the video

>> No.15733192

>>15725635
KEK

>> No.15733239

>>15728693
kek

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>> No.15733380

>>15733339
I should pity this retard but instead I feel hatred

>> No.15733408

>>15733339
why?

>> No.15733409

>>15728213
wholesome post

>> No.15733496

>>15733339
>Jack using his right hand.
Feels like it was so long ago it's actually jarring.

>> No.15733555

>>15726880
this is the stroggification compound from quake 4

>> No.15733562

>>15733339
>Tags: Fisting, Toys, Gore

>> No.15733583

>>15726880
Humanity will be condemned to eternal hellfire for our crimes

>> No.15733618

>>15730651
thats pretty based if you asked me, I wish my family would buy me kitchen utensil or just fucking care for me, oh well

>> No.15733634

>>15729661
He's slowed down his video production over the past couple of months. I'm hoping he's taking a breather so he can stay in the game longer.

>> No.15733640

>>15726880
This kills the crab.

>> No.15733643

>>15729661
>>15725401
I dont know but badlands is a genuinely nice person and i hope he doesnt die of icd too early

>> No.15733646

>>15733038
i'm angry at the skewered blue tongue skinks
poor lizard friends

>> No.15733790

>>15730199
I had this when I went round Iceland, it was okay

>> No.15733863

>>15725098
thank you for the hearty kek

>> No.15733868

>>15733643
This.

>> No.15733908

>>15727470
I fucking hate this dumb crypto-jew faggot, but he occasionally has outstanding recipes.

>> No.15733921

>>15731501
i bought spanish sobrasada and it was definitely like that. i could easily spread it on bread.

>> No.15733993

>>15730828
I've been seeing this webm posted for years now and each time I can't help but feel the pretentiousness that emanates from it

>> No.15734023 [DELETED] 

There is not one single thing in this entire godforsaken world that is not a meme. Stop asking. What you should be asking is "is steak a bad meme?"

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>>15730362
>No onion in his guac
>No dried or minced chili
>No garlic
Anon, how close is your complexion to wonderbread?

>> No.15734097

>>15728644
hey me too :)

>> No.15734117

>>15732974
newbies make me feel like i've been here too long

>> No.15734224

>>15732974
>white girls
>seasoning
he doesn't know

>> No.15734238

>>15733339
>henderson castration tools.flv

>> No.15734834

>>15725190
lmao
>>15726063
He means poop. You mean poop... dont you?

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>>15731983
>>the guy
He's got a name, and his name is Ja/ck/.

>> No.15734958

>>15734054
>turning guac into generic sauce
Why do you want everything to taste the same
You ruin the purpose of guac

>> No.15734968

>>15733618
Yeah, i'd recommend it.

>> No.15735072

>>15734948
Thanks man. Cracks me up every time I see this lol

>> No.15735074

>>15730859
h'eggs

>> No.15735112

>>15734958
You have no idea what you're talking about

>> No.15735113

>>15725570
why doesnt she just do it normally

>> No.15735177

>>15735113
SHE HAS DOWNS SYNDROME YOU ABLEIST FUCK

>> No.15735184

>>15725761
surprisingly cute, good job anon

>> No.15735185

>>15730199

I saw gordon ramsay and zack efron make this. I've had it made here in a similar fashion. It's so harsh tasting.

>> No.15735190

>>15730199
yeah that's cool but we actually have ovens now

>> No.15735193

>>15730552

This can't be real.

>> No.15735202

>>15735193
It's real son. Think about that next time you put that "sweet stuff" up your nose.

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>> No.15735211

>>15733339

I can't wait for him to horribly injure himself followed by a video of him in hospital. He's like the Home Improvement Tim Allen of cooking.

>> No.15735220

>>15735206
what the fuck is this

>> No.15735246

>>15733128
hilarious and original post

>> No.15735251

>>15735206
is that the dude from Lost?

>> No.15735270

>>15725278
america

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>>15730552
>cement powder
>gasoline
>battery acid
I am starting to suspect that cocaine is not very healthy.

>> No.15735291

>>15730552
this doesn't put me off coke in the slightest, anyone who's had good coke knows that shit reeks of gas

it does make me wonder how the fuck anyone figured out how to make it in the first place though

>> No.15735306

>>15727439
> black hands
i'm out of this recipe

>> No.15735317

>>15730828
this is peak urbanite millenial faggotry

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>>15730199
blant bread, I would rather go with a cozido das furnas.
Sao Miguel, Azores

>> No.15735522

>>15723108
Seething incel

>> No.15735601

>>15734097
me too

>> No.15735617

>>15726499
What a faggot

>> No.15735656

>>15730044
thats just retarded

>> No.15735668

>>15735291
I mean it wasn't isolated from the leaves till reasonably recently in the scale of things. By that point using organic solvents to dissolve materials of inrterest was probably well known. I guess petrol is just the easiest organic solvent to ghet a hold of for cocaine producers

>> No.15735741

>>15735220
burga

>> No.15735761

>>15735656
youre retarded

>> No.15735967

>>15735761
whose retarded?

>> No.15736048

>>15735291
lol and those batches shipped so quickly for profit that didn't had time to dry properly so the kerosene or whatever gas they use reekes even 10x higher. shiet i love cocaine

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>>15730317

>> No.15736126

I’m gonna cooooom

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>> No.15737358

>>15737245
whats this from?

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