Roommate Blocks Your Path

[Anonymous No.15724051]

>Oh hey, picked up some beer? Nice. Can I have one?

[Anonymous No.15724066]

>roommate
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.15724067]

>>15724051
>Yeah, of course. Here you go.

[Anonymous No.15724075]

Imagine being an adult and sharing your house with someone other than your significant other

[Anonymous No.15724142]

>hey, where you headed off to? Oh nice, can you pick me up something?

[Anonymous No.15724175]

Can't relate because I have a real job and can afford my own place.

[Anonymous No.15724184]

>>15724051
“Of course bro, cheers!”

[Anonymous No.15724192]

Whenever someone talks about roommates on 4channel I just assume they are talking about their mom and stepdad.

[Anonymous No.15724219]

>>15724066
>>15724075
>>15724175
Yeah, bet it's exciting for you guys in Oklahomo.

[Anonymous No.15724236]

>>15724066
Based

[Anonymous No.15724246]

>>15724051
>Oh hey, picked up some beer? Nice. Can I have one?
Yeah, you got the last the case so help yourself.

[Timmy No.15724311]

>>15724051
NO! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.15724317]

>>15724219
I live in Chicago.

[Anonymous No.15724335]

>tfw 22 and already a homeowner
I can make food at 4am without feeling like a piece of shit and don't have to wake up to your wageslave roommate getting ready for work

[Anonymous No.15724379]

Why do introverts hate other people so much? Don’t they realise how similiar we all are?

[Anonymous No.15724399]

>>15724379
other people have nothing of value to offer.

[Anonymous No.15724417]

>>15724219
>i just love the hustle and bustle of the big city
>yep im 35 and still live with my roomies :)

[Anonymous No.15724427]

>>15724399
Friendship, companions, good times, romance, sex, networks, information?

[Anonymous No.15724435]

>>15724399
It's true, you don't.

[Anonymous No.15724453]

>>15724427
dude most people are fucking retards who think getting blacked out on the weekends or the sportballs game is something worth talking about.

[Anonymous No.15724462]

>>15724453
That's just what you tell yourself to cope with loneliness.

[Anonymous No.15724486]

>>15724453
As opposed to what, video games and anime? I don’t get where introverts come up with this ”other people are retarded” shit when the only thing different with other people is that they don’t share the exact same niche interests as the introvert.

[Anonymous No.15724491]

>>15724486
>>15724462
>>15724453
>>15724435
>>15724427
>>15724417
>>15724399
>>15724379
>>15724335
>>15724317
>NOOO ALCOHOLISM BAD

>NO SYMPATHY FOR ALCOHOLICS THEY CAN JUST QUIT!!

I had a shit life. I started to drink to be happy for once in my life, and I cant quit so I keep doing it. My dad used to beat me when he wa s drunk. He used to play "helicopter" with me. It was where hed grab my dog by its back legs and start spinning around making helicopter noises, and then throw it across the room telling me to "go fetch the helicopter". Sometimes it landed on the couch other times its head slammed into the wall. It went deaf and blind in an eye before dying probably of brain damage

[Anonymous No.15724500]

>>15724462
>>15724486
more like my experience being around normies and normie events, it's genuinely hard to find someone where conversations go beyond the base level IRL. I've only encountered it on the internet. If you didn't feel the same way sometimes then why the fuck are you on 4channel?

[Anonymous No.15724544]

>>15724142
yeah I need a bunch of condoms, the extra small kinds, lube, a cucumber, and (enough other items that he can't use self checkout)

[Anonymous No.15724545]

>>15724491
So your dad was a piece of shit alcoholic and you decided to grow up and be just like him? Good job, retard.

[Anonymous No.15724644]

COURSE BRO, WE SHARE HERE, LETS SMASH SOME BREWS AND SMOKE SOME BOWLS N PLAY SOME GAMES

[Anonymous No.15724670]

>>15724379
I love other people's company. Does that mean I have to share my home with them?

[Anonymous No.15724680]

>>15724417
It's funny because these people don't realize that there are decent sized Midwestern cities with more hustle and bustle than they could handle and 1BR apartments for $1K/mo.

[Anonymous No.15724697]

>>15724491
Epic pasta bro

[Anonymous No.15724761]

>>15724051
>Had really annoying roommate who would yell on the phone at 4am and scream at games all the time
>Despised him
>One day he has a fuckton of people over out of nowhere
>Tell my dorm
>Does it again
>4 days in a row, constant people
>All during hardcore lockdown
>Because of this they just give up in fear of a lawsuit and let me have a room twice the size to myself and he'll probably be kicked out
>Even have actual air conditioning now

Based. Fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.15724798]

>>15724051
No!
Naughty!

[Anonymous No.15726048]

>>15724335
Based I'm 19 and I'm saving up for a down payment on a place in Dallas. About 10k saved living with my parents and going to school and working minimum wage part time. Plus I'm getting stimmy checks to give me boosts in savings. Hopefully there's a market crash soon so I can get an even better deal.

[Anonymous No.15726062]

>>15724317
Prove it. How many hotdogs have you eaten today?

[Anonymous No.15726077]

>>15724462
Nice use of the Aesop Anon.

[Anonymous No.15726082]

>>15724680
Give us 5 examples

[Anonymous No.15726334]

>>15726062
Only 6. I'm on a diet.

[Anonymous No.15726385]

>>15724051
Sure, that'll be totalcost/totalcount + 1 dollars.

[Anonymous No.15726402]

I sleep in a big boy bed with my wife.
So I can't eat or drink shit without splitting it.

[Anonymous No.15726427]

>>15724051

[Anonymous No.15726446]

>having a roommate
lmaoing @ ur life

[Anonymous No.15726471]

>>15724761
I want to live in this webm forever with the cute girl and the cozy tiger fren

[Anonymous No.15726490]

>>15724335
>tfw I'm 21 and own two homes

[Anonymous No.15726491]

>>15726427
hmm

[Anonymous No.15726493]

>>15726427
why man

[Anonymous No.15726498]

>>15726491
is it safe for work?
He's naked but hey- there aren't any genitals there anymore...

[Anonymous No.15726512]

>>15724761
Immature and whiny faggot makes shit for everybody, ruins a good time and gets what he wants by complaining, news at 11

[Anonymous No.15726514]

>>15726498
Jesus

[Anonymous No.15726517]

>"I dunno, can you? ho ho"
>walk past him

[Anonymous No.15726522]

>>15726514
Strikes me as more of a Jesús

[Anonymous No.15726539]

>Sure dude, help yourself

[Anonymous No.15726542]

>>15726082
Minneapolis
Chicago
Columbus
Kansas City
Indianapolis

[Anonymous No.15726585]

>>15726542
>MN
>Chicago
Most people are still paying dummy rent in these two places.
But less than coastie fags I guess.
decent list overall

[Anonymous No.15726597]

>>15726048
>Hopefully there's a market crash soon so I can get an even better deal.
look m8
I've been saying this shit since I was 19 myself. Don't wait on it, and, for the sake of your reputation, don't say things like that out loud to the people around you.

[Anonymous No.15726604]

>>15726585
is 1000/mo for a 1br not "dummy rent"? I pay 625/mo for a 1br in Chicago.

[Anonymous No.15726646]

>>15726604
Ah, I misread your OG post as a different amount per month. $1k isn't dummy. Still more than I'd pay tho desu.
>t. wicker fag somehow paying $575 and the apt isn't a shithole
Everyone else I know though is paying well over $1k for some reason, and usually their places look far worse than mine

[Anonymous No.15726659]

>>15724491
>thinking anybody will take your blog post seriously after you mass reply and vomit out some typical 12 year old zoomers meme speak. I can already tell you're a shitty person. Take your reply and stick it up your ass you attention seeking faggot, half of the posts you tagged had literally nothing to do with what you said. Fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.15726672]

>>15726542
Can confirm. I'm from KC

[Anonymous No.15726705]

>>15724379
I hate other people precisely because I realize how similar we all are. As I know myself, thus I know that all others must be similarly contemptible villains.

[Anonymous No.15726781]

>>15724417
Why yes, I do have 3 roomies because I don't like going outside, but also I like chatting with people in real life.

[Anonymous No.15726859]

>>15724051

[Anonymous No.15726864]

>>15724051
"Hell yeah bro! There's 4 kinds in that variety pack so we can try out the different styles. Also, just hooked up the new PS5, wanna shoot some shit? Pizza should be here anytime soon. Got that XL pub-style baby! Ceeeeeel-e-brate good times, COME ON! Oh shit that's the same one I grabbed, you're gonna like it!" *Clink*

I miss people...

[Anonymous No.15726869]

>>15724051
Yes.

[Anonymous No.15726889]

>>15726864
now it is only the sound of your keyboard and mouse clicks, with the ambient HVAC white noise turning on and off
a heavy darkness fills the house, not even to be fully lit by the lights somehow

[Anonymous No.15727007]

>>15726585
I'm a coastie and shit is expensive, $1250 plus utilities for a small one bedroom and it's a good deal for the area

[Anonymous No.15727259]

>>15726597
I'm gonna buy when I have the cash to do so and can secure employment in the area to sustain my mortgage.

[Anonymous No.15727279]

>>15724500
I guarantee that most normies’ discussions about sports are more deep and interesting than your stutterings about anime and vidya have ever been.

[Anonymous No.15727301]

>>15724335
homeowner has the word 'meow' in it.
have fun trying to pronouncing it right ever again...

[Anonymous No.15727328]

>>15726889
Oh my fuck...
.
.
...what has this life become.

[Anonymous No.15727355]

>>15724075
>being cucked and sharing it with a woman
It's like you want to have less sex

[amogus No.15727454]

>>15724335
>he cares about his roommates
t. starts making a protein shake every morning at 8am

[Anonymous No.15727503]

>>15727355
>not being gay with your best bro
faggot

[Anonymous No.15727520]

>>15724500
I’m on 4chan due to convenience and because i can’t be with my friends all the time. This wholemplace is just friendship simulator and all the memes just shallow imitations of inside jokes you have with your friends. Stop believing in some simple and stupid normie dichtiomy.

[Anonymous No.15727594]

>>15726512
>Immature and whiny
I wanted to be able to sleep, asked him to quiet down constantly and he never did
>Ruins a good time
Oh I'm so sorry I ruined the fuckface's good time screaming at people as if they killed his dog constantly

[Anonymous No.15727688]

>>15724051
>Oh, Yeah sure, you wanna watch a movie later? Adrian is over, we wanted to watch Climax, it's a french movie. Great!
>*opens 2 bottles, gives one to roommate*
>cheers

>>15724761
>Yells on the phone at 4am
Who was he talking to? Do you have an information?
>screams at games
Computer games? Board games? Did You ever clutch a round of cs:go?
>despised him, asked him to quiet down constantly
C'mon, did you try socially interacting with him? Like ask him if he wants to go grab a bite, visit a bar, idk grab a football, go to the park and just throw it back and forth while talking to each other. People tend to open up and be more compliant when they LIKE someone.
>has a fuckton of people over, 4 days in a row
sounds like you are exaggerating a bit there. You make it sound like was some kind of 4 day ultra drugs, music and sex festival. Do you actually KNOW what was going on during that time? Do you know exactly how many people he had over? Maybe he studied with some friends. Maybe he just had some friends over. I know you shouldn't but the lockdown makes people crack and crave social contact, something you apparently could not give him.
>let me have a room with twice the size and also air conditioning
based, in case you are not an Insufferable asshole making stuff up on the internet about his roommate, I hope that you are as comfy as that big cat.

[Anonymous No.15727738]

>>15724051
>Oh, Yeah sure, you wanna watch a movie later? Adrian is over, we wanted to watch Climax, it's a french movie. Great!
>*opens 2 bottles, gives one to roommate*
>cheers

>>15724761
>Yells on the phone at 4am
Who was he talking to? Do you have an information?
>screams at games
Computer games? Board games? Did You ever clutch a round of cs:go?
>despised him, asked him to quiet down constantly
C'mon, did you try socially interacting with him? Like ask him if he wants to go grab a bite, visit a bar, idk grab a football, go to the park and just throw it back and forth while talking to each other. People tend to open up and be more compliant when they LIKE someone.
>has a fuckton of people over, 4 days in a row
sounds like you are exaggerating a bit there. You make it sound like was some kind of 4 day ultra drugs, music and sex festival. Do you actually KNOW what was going on during that time? Do you know exactly how many people he had over? Maybe he studied with some friends. Maybe he just had some friends over. I know you shouldn't but the lockdown makes people crack and crave social contact, something you apparently could not give him.
>let me have a room with twice the size and also air conditioning
based, in case you are not an Insufferable asshole making stuff up on the internet about his roommate, I hope that you are as comfy as that big cat.

[Anonymous No.15728174]

When you're living with roommates you have to worry about your/their cleanliness and smells. But that doesn't completely go away when you live alone because you have neighbours. They become the bain of your existence with their noise, or if you're lucky, you have to worry about your own noises. "That banging sound - is that them hitting on the wall because I'm being too loud?" The torment is never over until you have your own house and it is completely detached from other houses, preferably with a good distance from the next house over.

[Anonymous No.15728249]

>>15724500
Maybe if you showed some interest in their feelings, worries and hopes, instead of just talking about the surface subject, things would move beyond small talk for once. Maybe show some emotional vulnerability yourself, to out them at ease get things going.

[Anonymous No.15728286]

>>15724075
>Wants to live with women

I hope all the drain clogging hair slides up your ass and never leaves. Women are fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.15728455]

>>15728286
true
based and homosex pilled

[Anonymous No.15728685]

>>15727688
>Who was he talking to
Don't know or care desu
>What games
Just said in another reply that it was cod/stuff of that sort. Offered to play at the beginning of the year and he got all weird about it
>Socially interact
>Start of the year I introduced myself, offered him a beer, then offered him a coffee another day, asked if he wanted to play Vidya another day, etc. Never wanted to do anything. He was a shut in.
>Do I know what was going on
What was going on was I was trying to work and he kept having various loud friends over without any warning. I offered him lots of contact but he's a cunt.

[Anonymous No.15728748]

>>15727301
Youre not witty or clever. Yourw just dumb.
Home-owner

[Anonymous No.15728782]

>>15726864
This, why even have a roommate if you're not going to be social? Either fire up the video game console or if it's a nice day go sit out on the patio with him and shoot the shit, maybe even get the barbecue going. Your roommate should be your friend, not your enemy.

[Anonymous No.15728802]

>>15724462
grapes are poisonous to foxes

[Anonymous No.15728804]

Homeowner more like Homo Ner(d)

[Anonymous No.15728818]

How fucking AMAZING is it living on your own? Like God fuckin damn dude I feel like royalty when I live alone. Everything is what I want it to be and where I want it. It all makes sense, things are never lost, and the best part is that I never stress over messes because I know I caused them. Used to drive me insane cleaning something up knowing I didn't make the mess in the first place.

Ah yeah bros, living alone is the life for me. I hope I don't fuck it all up with a wife and kids but I probably will. Ah well what can ya do, enjoy it while it lasts!

[Anonymous No.15729146]

imagine having a roommate post freshman year of college lmfao

[Anonymous No.15729203]

>>15724335
>pay 1000 a month to rent an apartment by myself
>smoke inside because landlord doesnt care
>masturbate in any room i want and jizz on the carpet
worth every fucking cent