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>> No.15729822

please end this thread

>> No.15729825

hambaga :D

>> No.15729833

>gigantic bun
>burg too thick to fit in ones mouth
do sc*ts really?

>> No.15729839

is Ramsay scottish?

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>> No.15729951

I thought he was british or something

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>> No.15730166

>overcooked patty
>lettuce and tomato beneath the meat
He’s purposely trying to trigger people, isn’t he.

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>> No.15730364

>Haha this is hilarious it's so big how am I even supposed to eat this thing

Gordon you twat

>> No.15730525

You can eat gordon's just fine since he actually cut the burger in half.

>> No.15730535

whats the point of having thick patties like that its less crispy and its a burger so you dont need it to be pink

>> No.15730565

the restaurant burger is way taller than the one he made dipshit

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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and literally depraved enough to be the life support of your eight legged friend, you can debeak it like how you declaw a cat and push your member into its feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
An octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped your entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brains on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature its breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for its 3-5 years on this earth.

>> No.15730571

Let's see a properly melted grilled cheese next you hack fraud

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