Is it true that women can't handle a commercial kitchen?

[Anonymous No.15750162]

My gf can barely handle cooking 2 dishes at the same time at home. I can't imagine her working in a commercial kitchen.

[Anonymous No.15750166]

>>15750162
Is coffee good for you

[Anonymous No.15750173]

>>15750162
And no one can imagine you with a gf

[Anonymous No.15750174]

>>15750162

I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.15750175]

I bet she can handle two cocks at one time.

[Anonymous No.15750177]

>>15750162
It's because kitchens are full of toxic masculinity. If you bigots would just get out of women's way, they could take those high paying kitchen jobs.

[Anonymous No.15750183]

>>15750175
yeah hers and op's

[Anonymous No.15750247]

>>15750174
I love this pasta, I mistakenly used it as advice before I realized it was a goof. My wife can't walk anymore but she can cook one hell of a bowl of mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.15750262]

>>15750162
her tatties look squished and painful

[Anonymous No.15750287]

>>15750162

[Anonymous No.15750293]

>>15750262
you sound dumb

[Anonymous No.15750304]

>>15750174
>wall of text
>ends with "do with this information what you will"

And I did, I skipped the entire thing

[Anonymous No.15750310]

>>15750304
Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.15750319]

>>15750162
They're usually easier to shake under pressure unless being told what to do by someone with more nerve for handling high volume. Still can be great at it, but on average that's been my experience

[Anonymous No.15750336]

>>15750174
this is some delicious pasta

[Anonymous No.15750522]

>>15750162
my mother is a chef at a hotel

[Anonymous No.15750541]

>>15750162
my wife cant do more than one thing at a time in the kitchen, let alone 2 different dishes.
it literally takes her an hour and a half to make a hello fresh recipe and they do 99% of the prep work.

[Anonymous No.15750677]

>>15750162
I’ve trained my wife to be a decent cook. She doesn’t rely on recipes anymore, she can make substitutions without fucking things up royally, and she can deconstruct why something didn’t work. All that being said her timing is still fucking terrible and I push her to start dinner early when it’s her turn. Which is only once or twice a week.
My senior prep cook, who has worked for me for 10 years, is a fucking beast and can outcook 90% of this board with ease. I would love to see any of you limpwrists throw down with her.

[Anonymous No.15750724]

>>15750162
Is that NipSlip or just SquishyBoob?

[Anonymous No.15751038]

>>15750162