ITT We Make Chicken & Waffles

[Anonymous No.15761626]

Today, we each basketball American sheikh. If anyone has ever been to the Yardbird in either Vegas or Miami, this is what I was trying to create.

[Anonymous No.15761644]

DUDE WEEEF LMAO WEED DUDE I SMOKE I SOMKE THE HECKLING WEE DUDE I FRIGGIN IT CURES CANCER BRO DID I MENTION I SMOKE TEH WEED THATS RIGHT BRO NOT A STONER THO BTW NOTHING WRONG WITH WEED AAA

[Anonymous No.15761645]

Batter
Celery seed, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, cayenne pepper, garlic, dill seed. I pounded some chicken breasts flat(er), then dipped them in eggwash, then the the flour mixture. Refrigerated them for an hour.

[Anonymous No.15761651]

Hot Honey/Maple Syrup
Honey, maple syrup, jalapeno, ground chipotle peppers, crushed red pepper, orange peel.

[Anonymous No.15761659]

SMOKE THE WEED CUT YOUR DICK OFF EAT THE BUGS

[Anonymous No.15761661]

Brought the mixture to a simmer, then set aside to let the peppers steep.

[Anonymous No.15761666]

>>15761659
Jesus, faggot, suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.15761675]

Strained out the peppers and other stuff and set aside. I will use the now candied jalapenos later.

[Anonymous No.15761682]

>>15761644
who molested you in your childhood? weed is great

[Anonymous No.15761688]

Waffle Batter
I didn't have enough flour, so I used Bisquick and their recipe. Batter consists of Bisquick, milk, a little cream, an egg, garlic powder, chives, and cheddar cheese.

[Anonymous No.15761701]

Then I loaded that bitch into my Belgian waffle maker and cooked for 5 mins. While those are starting, I preheated the oven to 425 and started heating a pan of corn oil to medium. First waffle turned out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15761704]

DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.15761723]

>>15761682
>stop! this bigot doesn't even smoke the weed, wear the mask or eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.15761725]

Now it's time to shallow fry the battered chicken breasts. I shallowed fried each titty separately for 4-5 mins per side until golden brown. Then, they went onto a baking sheet and in the oven at 425 for another 18-20 mins.

[Anonymous No.15761754]

Now, onto the side/topping. I cubed a sugarbaby watermelon and combined it in a bowl with a spice mixture of cumin, salt, white pepper, cayenne pepper, parsley, and cilantro. Then I juiced half a lime and added some fresh basil and jalapeno slices and tossed to coat. It went into the fridge to sit while the chicken was finishing.

[Anonymous No.15761776]

It's done. Waffle>Chicken>hot maple honey syrup>watermelon mixture>candied jalapenos. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.15761783]

>>15761776
AAAAAAAAA WEED WEED WEED WEED DUDE WEED WEED WEED F SMOKE IT BIGOT SMOKE IT NOW

[Anonymous No.15761792]

>>15761776
interesting
thanks op

[Anonymous No.15761799]

>>15761783
I''m sorry your life sucks and everyone hates you
you should really consider suicide at this point
it's the only way your mother will be happy again

[Anonymous No.15761802]

>>15761776
>Dude weed
>chicken tiddies
Fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15761810]

>>15761776
looks good. I'd give it a shot

[Anonymous No.15761818]

>>15761799
Lmao you literally are posting your watermelon chicken shit with DUDE WEED on 4chan, obviously nobody cares about your reject incel life but sadly even here you are ridiculed

[Anonymous No.15761837]

>>15761810
It's pretty fucking good. I am surprised how the savory waffle turned out. It's sort of like a cheddar biscuit from Red Lobster and a waffle had baby. I am going to take the other breast and make parmesan waffle and some homemade tomato sauce tomorrow and see how that turns out.

[Anonymous No.15761838]

>>15761818
not even OP bozo, but glad my post got too close to home for your comfort and felt you had to lash out
again
just go for the helium bag
you're not losing your virginity anytime soon anyway

[Anonymous No.15761846]

>>15761818
We're not the same person, you fucking nigger dick.

[Anonymous No.15762193]

>>15761818
Take a look in the mirror, fagioli.

[Anonymous No.15762304]

>>15762193
/ck/ is a festering shit hole of cooklets. These niggers could even afford the groceries necessary to make this, let alone fashion it into something edible.

[Anonymous No.15762327]

>WEED

[Anonymous No.15762363]

>>15762304
Did you make this thread? I have never used celery or dill seed, what is their use? What taste would I find if I added too much of it?

[Anonymous No.15762396]

>>15762363
I did. Celery tastes like celery, same with the dill seed. It's mainly to use in the breading to add the same flavor as the herbs when you fry it. You would have to add a shitload into the breading mixture for it to be an overpowering flavor anyways.

[Anonymous No.15762401]

>>15761776
I'm sure it's great but I definitely would have eaten the watermelon separately from the chicken and waffles. Interesting choice to combine them. Still all looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.15762469]

>>15762401
It's good because the syrup is more hot than sweet. I let the peppers and herbs soak in there for a couple days. The watermelon adds the sweetness the syrup lacks and has nice herby flavor it needs.