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you did keep him? right?

>> No.15775541

What the fuck is this cursed shit

>> No.15775544

>>15775527
Xi... I don't feel so good...

>> No.15775550

>>15775541
>he wasnt there

>> No.15775554

>>15775527
Can't you see he is suffering

>> No.15775555

>>15775541
It's a lemon pig, anon. Don't be silly.

>> No.15775562
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>>15775527
I hear screams of a behelit coming from that monstrosity.

>> No.15775587
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had to relieve him of his suffering

>> No.15775596

no but I kept my butter laamb

>> No.15775606

>>15775550
>>15775527
I want there, no. What is a lemon pig? Is this some voodoo shit?

>> No.15775628

>>15775606
ck christmas arts and crafts. its supposed to bring luck

>> No.15775636

>>15775527
>the acid corrosion forming on the penny
Holy shit

>> No.15775656

>>15775527
If only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.15775659

>>15775527
Bit of a personal question, no?

>> No.15775686
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>>15775527
Did better than last year. Didn't collapse into a pile of mold, just hardened and dried up. He's super light now, no moisture whatsoever. A little bit baked. His head shriveled inward a bit. He kind of scares me but I still like him.

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>>15775527
Weird of you to post my lemon pig, anon. Here's an update. He lost one of his eyes but he's going strong.

>> No.15775723

>>15775606
>I want there
we know you do, but you can't

>> No.15775734
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15775734

holy fuck do americans people really? i have never heard of this shit

>> No.15775736

>>15775734
Yes, there is such an abundance of food, we play with it.

>> No.15775746

>>15775734
I've never heard of this or seen this until today, but keep being obsessed.

>> No.15775766

>>15775721
i was inspired by your lemon pig
i love him

>> No.15775800

>>15775734
how come you never see a lemon pig with 4 legs

>> No.15775818

Hahahahah

>> No.15775880

>>15775527
Yes chef

>> No.15775888

>>15775527
>Americans will turn fruit into animals in order to avoid eating it

>> No.15776210

>>15775686
That's some le epic 56% level face shit right there

>> No.15776215

>>15775527
g

>> No.15776226

>>15775734
>>15775746
Thanks for outing yourselves as newfags

>> No.15776229
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>>15775721
just let him die

>> No.15776230

>>15775888
wasted trips
leave, tourist

>> No.15776248

>>15776229
but he smells nice
little potpourri pig

>> No.15776254

>>15776248
i mean
is he basically dried out at this point or is he actively rotting

>> No.15776304
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>>15775555

>> No.15776328
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15776328

How else am I supposed to have good luck?

>> No.15776330

>>15776254
hard as a rock and he's shrunk to like half the size he was originally.

>> No.15776478
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15776478

im feeling pretty lucky today

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>>15775527

>> No.15776494
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>>15775527

>> No.15776495

>>15775527
cursed thread.

>> No.15776714

>>15775736
Based. Fuck hungry people.

>> No.15776994
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15776994

This is fucking hilarious

>> No.15777021

>>15775734
rent free

>> No.15777022
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15777022

Good luck, anons

>> No.15777135

I am here. But I am without lemon

>> No.15777194

father please...

let me die....

>> No.15777200
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15777200

I feel bad for these pigs

>> No.15777256

>>15776494
I like it

>> No.15777260
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I had to put him outside because he was beginning to go off. The gulls and magpies have been picking at him but I guess they don't really like pomelo any better than I do.

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>>15777260

>> No.15777271
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>>15775527
Dropped his penny long ago

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>>15777266

>> No.15777329

>>15777271
Is that bad luck?

>> No.15777409

>>15777329
Maybe, only got a 25% bonus for last year's work vs the 40% bonus the year before.

>> No.15777421
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>> No.15777564

>>15775527
Don't Persians use dried lemons for cooking? Time to toss him into a pot.

>> No.15777604
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15777604

Why is this thread making me depressed??

>> No.15777621

>>15777273
gore isn't allowed on this board

>> No.15777686

>>15777260
Nevermind the lemon pig what the fuck is that on top of the cup? Lemon pig from the year before?

>> No.15778740

>>15776330
oh okay that works then
i used to make potpourri with citrus peels, cloves, and other spices so i can imagine the little fella smells good

>> No.15778747

>>15777260
*kisses you because you're Irish*

>> No.15778813

>>15777686
Screaming corpse. Spooky

>> No.15778820
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>>15777686
That's actually exactly what it is, yes

>> No.15778856

>>15778820
>"father, why have you forsaken me...?"

>> No.15778866

thalidomide pigs

>> No.15778867

>>15778820
Jesus Christ

>> No.15778873
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>>15777271
Today I Learned about Lemon Pigs. Thank you all

>> No.15779025

>>15776714
Fuck people who self-inflict their own hunger specifically through sloth, socialism, and thieving as a way of life.
Fuck anyone who recreates caste systems which no longer exist, in their minds, to avoid work while crying about what they need.

>> No.15779043
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15779043

Lemon pigs are cringe and reddit-tier, taking mere minutes to create.
Butter lambs are beautiful autistic expressions of pure evropean tradition, taking hours to successfully sculpt

>> No.15779080

homo spotted above

>> No.15779092
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>>15775734
>first picture is a birtish £1 coin
>americans

>> No.15779097

pige

>> No.15779102

>>15778856
IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME

>> No.15779159

>>15775734
welcome to ck

>> No.15779197
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>>15775527
everything has a spirit. Rocks, trees, nature. By creating this monstrosity, you have taken the spirit of the lemon, and sent it to hell.

>> No.15779203

>>15776248
What if you put him in a glycol bath? Would he come back to life and be his old self again?

>> No.15779207

>>15777604
Everything makes you depressed, tranny. Eat ice cream and feel good later today.

>> No.15779211

>enjoyed the comfy threads but didn't make one
>now wish I did

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>>15777604
>iToddler
>avatarfag tranny
Like pottery

>> No.15779236

>>15777022
tell my wife..

..im potato

>> No.15779379

>>15779080
based

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>>15778820
holy shit anon
Is it crunchy?

>> No.15779500

>>15779197
good
fuck lemons

>> No.15779514

>>15779216
lol is that Trudeau?

>> No.15779525

Yo, all kidding around aside these aren't like cursed images, cursed lemons? Right?

>> No.15779560

>>15777022
that potato looks...baked

>> No.15779584

>>15777022
>Gohan
>protect the nature that I loved

>> No.15779589

I'm going to make a new one soon. Wish me luck.

>> No.15779592

>>15779514
Yeah

>> No.15780411

>>15775527
oh fuck yes i love these so much, i found these stupid ass things like years ago and i couldnt stop laughing my ass off at the transformation from happy piggy to HOLLOW

>> No.15780427

>>15778820
ITS SCREAMING! HELP HIM

>> No.15780432

>>15779043
okay, post your butter lamb then

>> No.15780705

>>15777260
how did your coaster light on fire

>> No.15780721

>>15778820
>Isaac vs. The Husk

>> No.15780785

>>15778820
go chope go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15781419

>>15780705
it's probably used for hot pans

>> No.15781454
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Had to ditch him cause of mold allergy.

>> No.15781488

>>15775721
from asian to african whoa

>> No.15781673

>>15775734
>americans are chronically mentally ill
What else is new?

>> No.15781756

someone post the lime pig

>> No.15782745

>>15781454
keep him in a dark, cool place and he won't mold hopefully.

>> No.15783591

>>15775527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIrxWpNYkI

>> No.15783607
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>>15779387
He was kept in salt for a year and is now perfectly dry and crunchy.
He rattles when I shake him, which I take to be the seeds.

>> No.15783926

>>15775527
My gf threw outs out after a week :/

>> No.15783933

>>15781673
>What else is new?
you are, apparently

>> No.15783940

>>15780432
It isnt easter yet blasphemer

>> No.15783958

imagine having to explain to guests why theres a rotting lemon on your desk

>> No.15783969
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>>15783958
>guests

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>>15781756
nvm found it

>> No.15784463

>>15783933
Kek, let me guess.
American?

>> No.15784514

>>15783607
Okay but how did you set your coaster on fire

>> No.15784521

>>15784118
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
An ayy???? I’ve never seen anything that made me feel so sick

>> No.15784556

>>15784463
British, actually

>> No.15784595

do you speak to him? does he answer?

>> No.15784893
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This is the funniest fucking thread I've seen on ck in years and I don't know why.

>> No.15785103
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Existence is hell

>> No.15785214

>>15775686
>He kind of scares me
a healthy dose of fear is good when dealing with a lemon pig

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>>15778820

>> No.15785623
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>>15783926
throw HER out

>> No.15785776

>>15775587
orangepigs are the niggers of the citruspig world

>> No.15785815
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>>15777200
Don't, they labour under the human condition just like you and I. We are born fresh and vibrant, and slowly time robs us until all that is left is a husk. But do not despair, for you, I, and the lemonpigs were all gifted a wonderful boon. We are but cherry blossoms in time. Better to bloom and wilt than to never have existed. I'm glad you are here with me and the pigs

>> No.15785872

>>15775628
post the archive pls

>> No.15785937
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>>15778820
You should let him go anon, he looks tired

>> No.15785952

>>15785440
i love this website

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>>15785937

>> No.15785969

>>15785937
lol'd

>> No.15785975

>>15785937
fucking kek

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>>15785937
my sides are vaporized

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>>15785937

>> No.15786017

>>15775800
not that poster but now cannot unsee this pattern and require an answer. Is it bad luck? I want to make sure when I create my lemon pig baphomet I don't fuck it up and curse myself to never be able to cook well again...

>> No.15786038

>>15777409
HMMMM

>> No.15786044

>>15785937
The state of that corpse, yet they still opted for an open casket.

>> No.15786057

>>15785815
thank you platofriend

>> No.15786110

>>15775544
lol

>> No.15786184

>>15778820
>if only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.15786455

>>15775800
>>15786017
middle left one in that google screenshot

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>>15785937

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>>15778820

>> No.15786969
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>>15778820
anon...

>> No.15786984

>>15777022
lost

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>>15778820
Looks like a mummy corpse.
Neat

>> No.15787067

>>15785937
Jesus, how horrifying

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>>15786969

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>>15785103
Jesus.. that texture
How did yours turn into a boiled wonton

>> No.15787260

>>15784556
Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're white (debatedly).

>> No.15787501

>>15778820
>>15785937
fuck me sideways, it's been half an hour and it still hurts to laugh at this

>> No.15787522

>>15775527
why would you keep this

>> No.15787529

>>15775800
A tripod doesn't wobble, a cheap chair will.

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>>15775800
IT"s A CHINK TRICK!!

>> No.15787624

>>15778820
>>15785937
Holy fuck lmao

>> No.15787635

>>15787610
Which is why they say ヨ ya dingus, 4 is an unlucky number.

>> No.15787641

>>15787260
>debatebly

the absolute state of dyslexi/ck/s

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>>15775527
chuggin along, seems to have grown some things from the ears but otherwise still hanging

>> No.15787665

>>15775527
I killed him as soon as he spit the coin

>> No.15787716

>>15787635
That anon was talking about Chinese though, and as far as I know there's only the one reading for 'four' in that language.
In Japanese, the onyomi for 四 and 死 are both シ, but the kunyomi for 四 is よん. In certain uses it can be just よ, but for general counting or stating an amount, it's よん.

>> No.15787747

ive kept the coin but the pig is gone

>> No.15787755

>>15777604
why is goth edit asuka popular recently?

>> No.15787781

>>15775527
Lemon pigs are sadly what I've come to expect from this pathetically backwards hick flyover racist board.

Lemon dog whistle.

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>>15787755
It's like 3 people spamming it.

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>>15787803
Mine's on the slender side

>> No.15787839

>>15787781
sneed and (You)

>> No.15787852

>>15775888
Trips of truth
>>15779092

>> No.15787865

I am thankful for this thread

>> No.15787872

>>15787781
Lemons don't make good whistles. Your retarded.

>> No.15787891

beautiful

>> No.15787905

>>15787803
>>15787810
looks like the fucking old lady in a wheelchair from spungbob

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>>15787781
you seem to be in a very SOUR mood, haha

>> No.15787954

>>15787810
>>15787803
anon what the fuck happened to your lemmie pig

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>>15787755
normies felt more intimidated by her firey femininity than Shinji ever did and goths are a little more accessible to their lowselfesteem minds.

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>>15787810
Spooky.

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>>15788370
Haha, look at this ugly fuckin' nerd

>> No.15788423

>>15784893
because you're a newfag. lemon pigs are a /ck/ staple and have been for a long time

>> No.15788429

>>15785957
>>15785991
its funny, but not that funny. try to contain yourselves faggots

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>>15780721

>> No.15788534

>>15787810
what year did you make this?

>> No.15788561

>>15787810
Was it a pear?

>> No.15788575

>>15785103
If transitioned into a sheep

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why would you do this to my sides op, best thread in this god forsaken website right now

>> No.15788652

>>15783607
RELEASE HIM

>> No.15789230
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He's had a wild life.

>> No.15789237

>>15788561
I think it has to be a pear lol

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>>15789230
sleep tight pigger, a life well lived

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He may be blind, but he can still smell your fear.

>> No.15789701

>>15778820
Happy New Year 2020!

>> No.15790170

>>15778866
underrated comment

>> No.15790179

>>15785440
holy shit

>> No.15790333

>>15789374
yo you can't call them that it's 2021

>> No.15790409

>>15779197
KEK

>> No.15790440

>>15785937
10/10

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love this thread

>> No.15790477

My mom threw my lemon piggy away a few weeks ago when I wasn’t home. Fucking bitch knew how much I loved him too.

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>>15785937

>> No.15790959

>>15788534
2021. Not sure why he's already a dessicated corpse.

>>15788561
Yep, pear piggie has been bringing me luck this year so far.

>> No.15791301

explain

>> No.15791325

>>15791301
make lemmie pig for good luck on new year

>> No.15791473
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>>15785815
I'm glad to be here with you guys, too (:

>> No.15792699

bump

>> No.15792966

I put my lemon pig outside when it started to mold. It froze over and the mold stopped. Now lemon pig is super light but still the same size, has both eyes, and is holding the penny still. My real question is, what do we do when we make the next new years lemon pig? Do we bury them or just have a forever long line of lemon pigs?

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>>15785937
fucking hell I haven't laughed this hard in months

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he is still strong

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>>15778820
i demand an update next year

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>>15787810
looks like a mummified deep sea creature

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>>15778820
unfathomably based

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>>15775734
scroll down to the drawing, I want to see that

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>>15787810
Looks like something they'd put in the next pokemon generation.

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