You get a lifetime’s supply

[Anonymous No.15777466]

of exactly 1 (ONE) food item that has to come deep fried. What’s it gonna be?

[Anonymous No.15777478]

>>15777466
Chicken tenders

[Anonymous No.15777491]

Corndogs

[Anonymous No.15777501]

Edible gold.
Now I'm rich, ahahah.

[Anonymous No.15777510]

country fried steak

[Anonymous No.15777512]

Snickers

[Anonymous No.15777531]

>>15777466
Pickles

[Anonymous No.15777533]

>>15777501

[Anonymous No.15777624]

>>15777466
Cheese curds

[Anonymous No.15777646]

>>15777466
Clam strips

[Anonymous No.15778025]

>>15777466
The dream it would be
Only found during easter

[Anonymous No.15778075]

>>15777501
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.15778084]

zuchinnies

[Anonymous No.15778089]

>>15777501
>>15778075
Lol you would dig through your own shit for a little bit of money. You're like a porn star who would lick toilets and ass for money.

[Anonymous No.15778094]

nothing because i do not like fried foods

[Anonymous No.15778120]

>>15777466
softshells is a good answer...hard to choose between that, shrimp or oysters.

[Anonymous No.15778153]

>>15778120
Fried clams are really good too.

[Anonymous No.15778174]

>>15778120
Even not right from a restaurant these work in a pinch or late at night or whatever.

[Anonymous No.15778191]

>>15778153
>>15778174

maybe we can bend the rules and just say "seafood" because i'm now remembering i had fried lobster tails once and they were also incredible

[Anonymous No.15778196]

>>15777466
Baconators.

[Anonymous No.15778211]

Twinkies

[Anonymous No.15778240]

>>15778211
Those and devil dogs.
But just once in a while, I don't want to become a fatty.

[Anonymous No.15778317]

>>15777466
Fried green tomatos

[Anonymous No.15778360]

>>15778317
deep fried fried green tomatoes? that's pretty ballsy

[Anonymous No.15778379]

>>15777466
pickles because i'm gay

[Anonymous No.15778390]

Halibut
I ate haddock every day for 2 years working at a chippy. Never got sick of it.

[Anonymous No.15778411]

>>15778089
nowhere in the post does it say you'd have to eat it and shit it out before selling it you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.15778457]

>>15778411
uh you have to get off all the shit fried on top of it by digesting it retard jesus how do you even get around day to day

[Anonymous No.15778462]

cashews
I know brilliant idea thank you everyone

[Anonymous No.15778480]

>>15778379
fried pickles are one of the goat bar food items

[Anonymous No.15778525]

>>15777466
Ice cubes.

[Anonymous No.15778922]

Eierbal

[Anonymous No.15778983]

>>15778457
I purchase a small smelter and a strong hood fan to whisk away all the smoke from burning off the breading.
I make my money back and much more selling the gold
I buy a nice manor out in the woods where no one will bother me
I make an underground smelting shack with venting and continue apace

[Anonymous No.15779012]

>>15777466
catfish if i can get different types of breading/batter for it

[Anonymous No.15779026]

clam strips
or haddock

[Anonymous No.15779033]

french fries, goes with anything

[Anonymous No.15779037]

>>15778089
Is digging through your shit and porn always on your mind you fucking degenerate?

[Anonymous No.15779040]

>>15778084
based and cchinipilled

[Anonymous No.15779059]

Whole clams. Clam strips are basically chewy french fries.

[Anonymous No.15779069]

>>15779059
i respectfully disagree
i love clams in all forms, but for me, it's the strips
the bellies and such can get that grit which is offputting, and i've never encountered that in the strips

[Anonymous No.15779178]

>>15777501
but anon, gold is edible...

[Anonymous No.15779184]

>>15777466
ice

[Anonymous No.15779196]

>>15778390
>haddock
cods flavorless cousin
Its not actually bad if battered properly desu

[Anonymous No.15779208]

>>15779033
Best answer so far. You'd get sick of anything else, but chips make everything good

[Anonymous No.15779230]

>>15779033
I was going to say mushrooms but I think you're right that fries would be the most sensible choice. I might even take it a step farther and say sweet potato fries.

[Anonymous No.15779263]

>>15779230
Deep fried mushrooms? Interesting, never even heard of that. Do you cook them down first to reduce moisture?

[Anonymous No.15779279]

>>15779263
They're a fairly common side item here in the Southeastern United States. There is no need to cook them down first. You batter them and deep fry them or you can pan fry them if you have an inch of oil or so. They are very juicy compared to an onion ring or fried zucchini and I think it's because they retain that moisture.

[Anonymous No.15779296]

Whatever fish is the least bony, unless I can get them boned and filetted.

[Anonymous No.15779395]

>>15779263
Batter fried button mushrooms are incredible
And preemptively, yes. Americans really.

[Anonymous No.15779401]

>>15777466
potatoes

[Anonymous No.15779448]

Mushrooms, only because it probably has slightly fewer calories than some kind of seafood so I wouldn't immediately become 400lbs

[Anonymous No.15779695]

>>15777466
Ice cubes.
I want to feel I'm in constant danger in my life

[Anonymous No.15779978]

light white fish. any of them. clearly the best deep fried food. cod, haddock, roughy, catfish, that asian catfish i just tried that had a similar texture. i can skip all the rest. except potatos of course, they dont count, cause potatos.

[Anonymous No.15780022]

>>15777466
looks disgusting. i hate it

[Anonymous No.15780034]

>>15777466
Who the fuck puts cole slaw on a perfectly good spider sammich?

[Anonymous No.15780040]

>>15777466
Chicken tendies

[Anonymous No.15780244]

>>15778084
Zukino

[Anonymous No.15780252]

>>15779279
based and shroompilled

[Anonymous No.15780259]

Tater tots

[Anonymous No.15781519]

>>15777466
popplers

[Anonymous No.15781520]

>>15777501
Edible gold is called gold flake and it’s worthless. It’s $4 at Michaels craft store

[Anonymous No.15781524]

>>15777501
Congratulations, you just started a hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.15781532]

>>15781524
Don't worry, it's already begun

[Anonymous No.15781555]

I could eat PF Chang's fried green beans forever.

[Anonymous No.15781573]

>>15777466
Chicken Wings

[Anonymous No.15782121]

Pizza

[Anonymous No.15782128]

>>15781555
checked but sounds absolutely disgusting
>>15781573
patrician choice
>>15782121
S C O T L A N D

[Anonymous No.15782146]

>>15777466
shrimp

[Anonymous No.15782162]

>>15778094
Than don’t respond to the thread you fucking retard. Get a life.

For me it’s the mighty tempura shrimp

[Anonymous No.15782176]

>>15777466
Aipim.

[Anonymous No.15782184]

>>15777466
Cheese kransky

[Anonymous No.15782187]

>>15777466
Bitterballen.

[Anonymous No.15782217]

>>15777466
Assuming this doesn't stop me from getting other deep-fried foods, and buying the product and consuming it without deep frying, I'd go for something that's hard to come by. In Europe, I'd guess either okra or gator.

[Anonymous No.15782829]

>>15782187
I looked it up, seems comfy and delicious.

[Anonymous No.15782843]

Plaice
Fried fish is kinda expensive, yo

[Anonymous No.15782890]

McDonalds fries if I don't have to care about nutrition
Sushi rolls if I do

[Anonymous No.15782897]

>>15782890
Wait I didn't read deep fried. I'm going with battered cod.

t. Bong

[Anonymous No.15783033]

>>15782829
Yeah, they're great drinking snacks. Can't wait to have a few in a proper pub setting, watching the football on Sunday afternoon with some mates.