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>Mom forgot to bring heavy cream from the supermarket like I asked

>> No.15789261

>OP makes a stupid thread revealing how pathetic he is

>> No.15789265

>>15789238
You just have to beat her up and down the room until she remembers

>> No.15789282

>>15789265
This. You're 18 now. You need to stop treating her like your mom and more like a wife.

>> No.15789300

>>15789238
I didn't forget to bring the heavy cream to your mom if you catch my drift.

>> No.15789308

>>15789282
>>15789265
My mom is a big woman and would beat my ass if I tried to come at her

>> No.15789313

You don't understand. I had planned to make chocolate ice cream today!!!

At least she got me prunes.

>> No.15789347

>>15789238
No worries, I've got some cream for your mom

>> No.15790479
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15790479

>>15789238
>they didn't have X, so I got Y
>Y is not a suitable substitute at all
>have to think of something else to make now

>> No.15790498
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15790498

>>15789238
Is that Björk?
I'd still do her.

>> No.15790527

>>15789238
Leave the house and go buy the heavy cream yourself schizo.

>> No.15790529

>>15790498
Go away, Ricardo.

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15790546

>>15789238

>> No.15790671

Go to the shop yourself, then.

>> No.15790782

>>15790546
God that image makes me incredibly sad

>> No.15791573

>>15789308
h-hot.

>> No.15791593

>>15790671
He or she is probably a 400 pound hambeast that never leaves the house.

>> No.15791643

>>15791593
I'm 79 kgs.

>> No.15791679

>make roux from butter and flour
>whisk in milk until you reach cream consistency
wa la

>> No.15791705

>>15791643
That's pretty fat for a dwarf. Lose weight and stop causing mischief.

>> No.15791712

>>15791643
What's your excuse for not going to the shop for stuff you want?

>> No.15791798

>>15791712
I have aspergers and social anxiety. Trying to get better bit by bit.

>> No.15791817

>>15791798
Should at least try go with your mum then.

>> No.15791891

>>15791798
Sounds like circumcision induced trauma. Are you uncircumcised? Pics?

>> No.15792028

>>15791798
Retard

>> No.15792059

>>15790546
delete this, why?

>> No.15792198

>>15791817
Good point.

>>15791891
I'm intact.

>> No.15793116

>>15791798
so?
just dont talk to anyone
you dont have to talk to anyone to go to the store.
put some headphones/music on, wear some sunglasses and a hood

>> No.15793142

>>15792059
no-one likes reddit frog and anyone that unironically likes reddit frog should suffer the same fate

>> No.15793913

>>15793142
take meds schizo

>> No.15794373

>>15793116
>just don't exist bro
What's the fucking point