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Do you eat the bananus?

>> No.15794378

>>15794374
No, but I do eat human ass.

>> No.15794377

I just pinch it off and throw it away with the peel

>> No.15794405

>>15794377
"Pinching it off" is literally and metaphorically the perfect description for what to do with the bananus.

>> No.15794739
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>>15794377
for you, a fellow patrician

>> No.15794747

>>15794374
I eat the whole bananus alongside with the inside scrapings of the banana skin. It is the way, do not try to tell me otherwise.

>> No.15794771
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>>15794747
not even actual monkeys eat banana string

>> No.15794812

>>15794739
>fellow patrician
Rope yourself you frog posting fuckwit.

>> No.15794835

>>15794747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdh8lCLzM4w

Eat some eggs, Emily. You look like a skelington.

>> No.15794844

>>15794835
Are they vegan?

>> No.15794845
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15794845

I hope you peel your banana the right way, anon.

>> No.15795044

>>15794835
She can barely hold up a banana. Sad.

>> No.15795087

>>15794845
but i am not a monkey

>> No.15795177

>>15794771
damn I love monkeys. how are they so based?

>> No.15795871

>>15794845
I like to bite the dark bit off, like an old-fashioned cigar, and loudly spit it out when peeling a banana.

>> No.15796437

>>15794845
we're all monkeys you idiot

>> No.15796454

>>15794374
What's wrong with the end bit? Why would it be poison?

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>>15794835
Thanks anon

>> No.15797397

>>15794835
I eat four eggs almost every day. I am not a vegan, I just eat the inside of the peel (the soft white skins). I'm not sure why I like this.

>> No.15797756

>>15794374
Actually I slide bananas directly into my anus to maximize nutrient absorption.

>> No.15797892

>>15796454
I still want an answer to this please

>> No.15797908
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>>15794771
false

>> No.15797971

>>15797908
but why

>> No.15797984

>>15794374
i open it from the correct end so the gross part is removed in the process of peeling

>> No.15798022

>>15794374
I peel it down and go mmmh mmhh mmh mmmmmh

>> No.15798162

>>15794845
your mom peels my banana

>> No.15799097

>>15797908
Concerned about this monkey

>> No.15799217

>>15794845
I peel bananas in a pretty autistic way
I use a fingernail to cut it open vertically from the middle and just pop it out

>> No.15799223

>>15794374
it's spelled buhnuhnuh

>> No.15799230

>>15799217
the autistic way is to slice the banana, peel and all, and then eat each slice one at a time, first enjoying the ritual of popping the edible fruit from its tough peel ring structure.
I would also add a dollop of peanutbutter too each bite

>> No.15799234

>>15794374
i force myself to eat it so i don't feel like a child

>> No.15799240

>>15799234
don't do that. don't ever do that. those not edible things just avoid them

>> No.15799242

>>15799240
they aren't edible??

>> No.15799244

>>15794374
it's just the tip, it's totally safe

>> No.15799267

>>15795177
no human bullshit. no taxes. no jobs. no politics. Just eating nuts and fruits and swinging with your homies

>> No.15799276

>>15794374
Yes, I eat the butts of most fruits and vegetables.

>> No.15799292

>>15797908
lmao based autism monke wasting like 90% of the banane

>> No.15799303

>>15794374
I've always eaten all of the banana, why would it be bad? Am I being memed?

>> No.15799312

>>15799303
you eat the peel too?

>> No.15799318

>>15796437
>>15795087
return to monkie

>> No.15799326

>>15796437
4chan coming at you all hard with the life lessons gotta love it

>> No.15799341

>>15799312
yeh

>> No.15799347

>>15799341
post the post banana peel ingestion feces then

>> No.15799384

>>15799341
>>15799303
Bananas are INCREDIBLE susceptible to pests and diseases, they are constantly doused in chemicals to prevent this. Look up what happened to previous banana types before Cavendish.
The peels are literally toxic due to the pesticides and antibacterial sprays they use.

>> No.15799397

>>15799384
All of the pesticides used are safe for human consumption. Weak-willed hippies free to not apply.

>> No.15799408

>>15799397
they REALLY aren't, and the VAST majority of bananas come from third world shitholes that don't give a FUCK what they spray them with. Workers suffer constant illness due to harvesting the bananas. Do you seriously think these garbage dumps don't just spray on the cheapest most caustic shit they can so that their crops aren't ruined?

>> No.15799416

>>15799408
>caps for emphasis
All you've done is proven my point, Twitter-using scum. Go cry into your organic produce.

>> No.15799421

>>15799416
Fuck organic garbage and fuck twatter you stupid nigger. I'm telling you to watch out for what the fucking globohomo sprays on your fruit peels and why its so fucking dangerous.

>> No.15799427

>>15799421
>thinks using the word nigger and globohomo makes xir fit in here when called out
Your bull is calling.

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>>15799427
Nice try, loser.

>> No.15799437

>>15799430
>ANIME REACTION IMAGE
You're trying too hard now.

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>>15799437
Last (you) you'll get from me, master baiter.

>> No.15799445

>>15799443
I accept your concession of defeat, hippy.

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>>15799437

>> No.15800733

>>15794374
I blew compressed air into my teen sister's fallopian tubes extremely hard. Actually caused a loud bang noise and she passed away shortly after. I regret that a lot. Sorry.

>> No.15800744

>>15797908
If that little critter gets out of his cage that guy is going to be tortured ISIS style.

>> No.15800960

>>15794845
I just eat the stringy things.

>> No.15800998

>>15797908
I haven't seen eating disorders like this since that last time that guy told me he had a drinking disorder.

>> No.15801020

>>15800998
remember the time lois

>> No.15801104

>>15797908
Why does he keep putting it in his armpit before ripping it apart?

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>>15794377
FPBP