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15796877 No.15796877 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw ice cold water straight from the brita

why does it taste so FUCKING GOOD, bros? Why would anybody ever drink soda when water is already fucking perfect?

>> No.15796881

>>15796877
>brita

D R O P P E D

Gimme dat ice cold R/O with no birth control contaminated. Don’t @ me

>> No.15796896

NOOOOOOOO WHERE IS THE CAFFEINE? THE TAURINE? THE HECKING SWEETENERS? I NEED EM!!!

>> No.15796952

Water is supposed to be tasteless. I'm not a fattie unused to drinking water and trying to lose weight so I don't need to convince myself that soda tastes bad or that water has a taste.

>> No.15796956

>>15796952
It does have a taste. It tastes like victory and clean living

>> No.15796975

>>15796956
Whatever helps you get used to it, fattie.

>> No.15796983

>>15796975
Why the fuck does enjoying water make me fat, faggot? Why are you so obsessed with other people's weights? Why are you such a fucking pathetic piece of dogshit?

The world may never know.

>> No.15796989

>>15796881
For me, it's CuZn.

>> No.15796994

>>15796983
Meds

>> No.15796998

>>15796994
Yeah, you should probably be taking some of those.

>> No.15797021
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15797021

I don't care that you drink water. What a poor quality thread.

>> No.15797035

>>15797021
You should care that I drink water. It's good. You should drink it too.

>> No.15797056

>>15797035
It's not post-worthy much less thread-worthy. Up your standards a bit, you're better than this. You can think of something.

>> No.15797072

>>15797056
I'm trying to find like-minded water drinkers, anon. You clearly don't care about water the same way I do. I think you should go.

>> No.15797090

>>15796983
lol lardass bitch seething
>>>/r/hydrohomies

>> No.15797095

>15797090
pathetic worm. You are beneath me.

>> No.15797103

>>15797095
Was meant to reply to:
>>15797090

>> No.15797149

>>15796983
Every normal weight human being realized roughly at age 2 that water quenches your thirst like no other. It's only obese fat fucks who have been pumping their system with sugar water for their entire lives who "try" water and think it's some sort of amazing revelation that it quenches your thirst and is very satisfying. We all know. We've always known. You're only amazed by this now because you're fat. It's the only possibility.

>> No.15797155

>>15797149
Or it could be that I got a water filter for the first time in my life and now my tap water doesn't taste like dogshit

>> No.15797176

>>15797155
Nah, we've all tasted filtered water. It's not a revelation, you're clearly morbidly obese. Post chin, I'll bet there's more than one.

>> No.15797183

>>15797176
Nope. This is a new thing for me. It's pretty great.

>> No.15797197

who /not drinking anything remotely cold because it hurts your teeth and throat/ here?

>> No.15797207

>>15797197
That sounds like a hellish existence. I'm sorry.

>> No.15797982

>>15796983
confirmed fatass

>> No.15798164

>>15797197
Drinking warm stuff is probably healthier for you anyway.
I couldn't do it though, tried drinking warm and room temperature water for a while and could barely make it more than a couple days. Man living in the past must have really sucked

>> No.15798209

>>15797197
I don't like to drink water straight from the fridge but I'll mix it with an equal amount of water from the tap, puts it at the perfect drinking temp. I'm fine with ice water but I just have to drink it slower to avoid that feeling in my throat and that's a little annoying if I'm really thirsty and want to chug a bunch of water.

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15798243

>>15796877
Take your limp wristed filtered water for faggots and fuck off. Pure, clean upper peninsula of michigan well water is the superior water. Anything else is for faggots, women and coasties.

>> No.15798384

>>15796877
It takes 5 hours to produce three shotglasses worth of refrigerated Brita water, and anticipation is the best flavor your chronically dehydrated ass can add to a simple cup of water.

>> No.15798709

Water tastes like shit. I don't know why people claim it's flavorless, that makes no sense. Of course it has a flavor, it's somewhat bitter and it tastes like rocks. Yeah I do drink water but that's only because it's free and healthy. I refuse to believe that anyone actually likes the stuff.

>> No.15798818

>>15798709
What a sad post. I weep for you.

>> No.15798841

>>15798709
Why don’t you get a Britta filter then and see if you don’t change your mind, hmm?

>> No.15799340

>>15798841
My parents have a Brita filter pitcher, I think it's horrible. The water absorbs the flavor of the cheap plastic and inside-of-the-fridge smell and tastes even worse than water from the tap. I use a Pur filter that screws right onto the sink, it is definitely the closest to flavorless water that I've had but it still doesn't taste good.

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15800340

>water? Ermmmm okayyyyy....why would you drink that? It's literally hydrogen and oxygen! It doesnt have a taste!
>Why drink water when you can have a fizzy delicious refreshing soda? Lemon and lime, cherry, pineapple, cola, blue raspberry! The flavours are endless!
>heck, you can even crack open a cold beer or a mature whiskey! Water is bland and boring!

>> No.15800374

the best tasting water comes from the shower head or garden hose

>> No.15800376

>>15796877
Ive never tried it what am I in for

>> No.15800384

>>15796983
Fat

>> No.15800403

>>15797183
chin?

>> No.15800404

>>15800376
it's wa'ah
it tastes fuck all

>> No.15801691

Why are you cunts arguing about drinking water

>> No.15802635

>>15801691
Water triggies /ck/ fatties. They can't bare to see someone enjoying water. It shuts down their brain to imagine anyone drinking anything that isn't a diet coke

>> No.15802663

>>15802635
See
>>15797149
>>15796952

>> No.15802669

>>15802635
Also post physique, fat bitch.

>> No.15802677

>tfw the first sip of water of the day
you can feel it clearing a path through the tubes and refreshing it

>> No.15802680
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15802680

I exclusively drink room temp water now because i care about my blood flow

>> No.15802684

>>15796975
>whatever helps you get used to water
imagine being this retarded

>> No.15802692

>>15802684
Imagine being this fat.

>> No.15802693

>>15802635
Nice inversion, fatty. Just try not to think about sugar water and maybe you won't look so much like jabba the hut

>> No.15804410

>>15796877
>why does it taste so FUCKING GOOD
because it doesnt. i get it, its nice and refreshing, but it tastes of basically fuck all. kys cunt