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chesse plate Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:17:52 2021 No.15798524 [Reply] [Original]

how do you make your delicous cheese plate when you enterain guest? /ck/?

I chose selection and cut and serve

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:24:49 2021 No.15798562 >>15798524 needs pickles, crackers, grapes and chutney

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:33:34 2021 No.15798617 File: 28 KB, 328x317, 1307410042438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet the person at the deli enjoyed weighing out 0.125 lbs of all that for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:36:30 2021 No.15798635 Where are your cured meats, jams, pickles, and crackers, guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:37:36 2021 No.15798641 File: 63 KB, 488x488, GUEST_9e45cbf2-5f79-4c08-97c9-516fcc2c99f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798524 I'm not spending that much for randos, or even friends. Them niggas can be happy with man-sized lunchables. I know I am

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:37:37 2021 No.15798642 >>15798524 >showing the prices of your cheese That's pretty tacky dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:38:57 2021 No.15798650 >>15798524 you picked the worst cheese to serve on a plate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:40:53 2021 No.15798662 >>15798641 based bro i brought the hormel pepperoni tray to my last holiday party, that's all you fuckers get from me lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:41:02 2021 No.15798664 File: 3.15 MB, 4032x3024, 2AB9B0CD-F200-4006-B6F4-59D1CF918A09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798562 >>15798635 blackberry side >>15798642 easy display way for cheese name than remember and all type

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:42:48 2021 No.15798672 >>15798617 who cares if some wageslave has a problem? their job is to serve me, their feelings and emotions don't even register to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 22:45:16 2021 No.15798690 File: 39 KB, 250x250, 1339345325876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798672 >pretending you're not a wagie when you're buying items in wagie measurements nice larping

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 23:35:04 2021 No.15798935 >>15798524 Hello local friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 23:36:27 2021 No.15798941 >>15798935 enjoy the food togethers sometime?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 23:40:57 2021 No.15798970 >>15798935 I live on the other side of the bay but my family around PA love that store. As for the OP, I usually go with a wooden cutting board and NY crackers(damn good)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 20 23:44:23 2021 No.15798986 >>15798524 this is an expensive shitpost, well done

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 00:21:03 2021 No.15799141 File: 1.64 MB, 2160x2160, 20201225_184045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made this with my friend. I'm also poor, gay, and retarded so how does that feel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 00:58:14 2021 No.15799296 >>15798524 >lives in palo alto >buys gutter cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 01:55:43 2021 No.15799550 >>15799296 gutter cheese? they all seem overpriced

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 03:06:51 2021 No.15799809 File: 108 KB, 800x798, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15798524 Bread , deep fry , dipping sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 04:38:22 2021 No.15800099 >>15798524 Where you from? How much you want to spend? Are you guests cheese educated or not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 04:39:59 2021 No.15800101 >>15799141 Looks really nice anon, I'd go buck wild on that plate without a moment's hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 05:42:39 2021 No.15800269 >>15800099 guest are american spend less than $30 only minor american cheese educate

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 06:02:27 2021 No.15800322 >>15800269 OK So something similar to a brie,a mild blue,an emmental type should do.. Lots of grapes And more importantly some good baguette type bread..

Anonymous Sun Mar 21 06:06:24 2021 No.15800337

>>15798524
>>15798664
I would rather not feed my guests than present them with this shitty-ass dog-food-tier plate. The three cheeses at the top are made for cooking, and the bottom two are made for sandwiches. I would be very offended if someone invited me over to eat this garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 06:13:50 2021 No.15800365 >>15800337 >with this shitty-ass dog-food-tier plate Cheese isn't very good for dogs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 07:22:46 2021 No.15800553 >>15798524 What a shit selection for a cheeseplatter you stupid faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 13:59:50 2021 No.15801903 >>15798664 That shit tasted like niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 14:04:52 2021 No.15801931 >>15798524 >how do you make your delicous cheese plate i buy cheap cheese, cut it in absurd little pieces, put it on an ugly plate and stick the price tags on it wtf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 21 14:28:08 2021 No.15802053 File: 77 KB, 460x321, 1614783495174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15801931 kill yourself

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