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>> No.15831023
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>> No.15831025

>chicken caesar salad
>30 minutes
lol stopped watching

>> No.15831029
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>> No.15831038

should have kept watching a few seconds kek

>> No.15831039

>spend all your money on gold plated chicken wings
>blame the white man when you're broke
fucking typical

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>> No.15831072

Sauce on op.
It's actually pretty funny.

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>> No.15831110

that fucking roastie ruined the burger with her stupid fat ass wearing tights that are the equivalent to an underwire bra for her actually saggy, fat, unimpressive buttocks.

I'd rather have the burger.

>> No.15831112

I wanna adopt this little mofo. Dude cooks better than half the people on this board, probably.

>> No.15831118

That's nice.

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>> No.15831134

>surly king realizes there is no escape

>> No.15831144

what should i search online if i want to watch more of this. this shit is hysterically funny.

>> No.15831149

You absolute fool! You eat the burger after she sat on it. That's the entire reason the burger exists.

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>> No.15831168

I dont remember who does it, Jamaicans, I believe, but it's called daggering.

Shit gets way more insane than that. Haha.

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>> No.15831173

what an incredibly different world they live in

>> No.15831179

Here's some ridiculous ones.

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>> No.15831218

>she has assburgers

>> No.15831223

I like a good old fashioned brawl as much as the next guy but throwing a pot of boiling soup on someone is taking it a step too far

>> No.15831230

My man didn't even care about his hands.

I love the person filming just enjoying his meal.

>> No.15831234

me when i see midna (the tiny sexy imp) from the video game zekla

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>> No.15831250
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>> No.15831263

its like back in my grandpas old army days they were in canada for some reason, and they were in a bar picking up girls and the canadians didn't take too kindly to these american GIs coming in and hitting on their women
so a brawl ensued, chairs throwing, body slams on tables, real cowboy western movie stuff and my grandpa is grappling with this one guy and grabs his arm and the guy goes "HEY WAIT! MY WATCH!" and my grandpa went "oh, sorry" and took his hand off the guys wrist

there's etiquette to these things

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>> No.15831315

where is the rest of this?
please and thanks

>> No.15831347

While that's kinda cool a net is more popular almost certainly because it is why more effective

>> No.15831354
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das ist alles

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>> No.15831491

american culture is so fucking weird

>> No.15831498

This reminds me of the time I was in mexico and saw one kid pour a whole pot of boiling oil on another one. Kid probably died

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>> No.15831523
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>> No.15831533

what is the american obsession with cheese on fucking everything

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>> No.15831579

LMAFO! What the fuck.

>> No.15831585

Thanks for this interesting post.

>> No.15831587

god i wish that were me

>> No.15831594

Is that Gary Coleman? Nigga has so much going on, looks like he's 10, looks like an ugly girl, looks like a grown ass man midget. Wtf is it?

>> No.15831607
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>> No.15831608

What is this?

>> No.15831618

Omg, it actually sorta worked!! I was waiting for him to get slapped in the face with a cheese whip. Yay.

>> No.15831627
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liquid nitrogen

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>> No.15831639
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the guy filming is still eating, sheesh dont disturb him

>> No.15831680

I hate humanity for allowing this to happen

>> No.15831734

nerve gas?

>> No.15831760

are you stupid?

>> No.15831764

it's nerve gas dumbass

>> No.15831790

Shut the fuck up

>> No.15831973

so wholesome

>> No.15832012

Pretty sure everyone can do fried rice in a wok, I can't imagine anything easier

>> No.15832030
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Nice try, Alice, but you're still not a woman.

Maybe if she ate the burgers instead of sitting on them she'd have an ass worth showing off.

>> No.15832033

>flat ass
>no tits
>no hips
>average face
>wastes food

>> No.15832035

>overstretching the joke
He gave her chances

>> No.15832047
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I thought it was a little girl at first, but then I noticed the tats.

>> No.15832056

California was a mistake.

>> No.15832058

but that is clearly not butter? have you seen melted butter? this is just waterboiled beef and bread. pretty much 3rd world level cuisine

>> No.15832062
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Sorry, lady, but Showry already set the bar higher.
Get in a bathtub with some ketchup or fuck off.

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>order a thousand dollars worth of wings and bubbles
>they still make you sit at the counter

It's rough being single

>> No.15832076

thats not butter but its not water either
maybe some other type of fat

>> No.15832099

its nerve gas that has been dissolved into rainwater that why it acts with a delay

>> No.15832291

>haha member that meme?

>> No.15832314

Cauliflower rice and cauliflower pizza crust are crimes against humanity.

>> No.15832319


looking at asians is like looking at alien bugmen.

>> No.15832400

No recall or intervention can work in this place. There is no escape. OOOOOUH. OOOOOUH. OOOOOOH.

>> No.15832403

lmao what is that critter

>> No.15832406

I want an MMA tier giganigga to cave this idiot's face in

>> No.15832419

Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.

>> No.15832423

wait, thats not a child? wtf

>> No.15832424

I went from not racist, to racist and back to not racist when he stood fully on top of her and did a jig

>> No.15832433

are they frying with water?

>> No.15832460

Are you both pretending to be retarded, or don't know what hot oil is?

>> No.15832470

oil has a color

>> No.15832471

>whatchu talkin bout willis?!?

>> No.15832473

based and nikopilled

>> No.15832488

Worldstar hiphop?

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>> No.15832526

not if refined

>> No.15832553

>I employ birds to catch big fish and I reward them with small fish
Even animals can't escape wagecucking.

>> No.15832634

God I fucking hate Koreans.

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>> No.15833029

The alternative is that the chinamen eat the birds

>> No.15833037

there are other perks, protection prom predators and other natural threats, maybe some medical help if the bird gets wounded, a place to live perhpas
if it wasnt a decent deal then the birds wouldnt be in this situation

>> No.15833049
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Apparently the birds will only catch 7 fish, and if not fed refuse to catch anymore?

>> No.15833055

I mean that's cool but I feel like it would just not cook the food.

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No, koreans.

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Imagine being some high-falutin' awardwinning bartender and having to pretend that beastly ape is worthy of your primo sips, let alone your groveling attention.

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>> No.15833181
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Fucking hell.
Is there a single woman in that country who has not had surgery on her face?

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>> No.15833197

Bros, I miss him.

>> No.15833204
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Say what you want about the Don, he was a whole lot more entertaining than Joe.
And since the POTUS doesn't actually run the country anyway he was completely harmless.

>> No.15833219

None of the pricks you serve are worthy but they're paying you to pretend.

>> No.15833222
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It's easier to pretend if they're white, wearing a suit, and speaking proper English.

>> No.15833279

He was just chilling dude. He's probably a cooler guy than you

>> No.15833303

She didn't even flatten the burger, the bun slid out from beneath her, useless bitch

>> No.15833323


The oil is nearly at the flash point from the smoke and the pan is really not deep enough. I fry in a soup pot all the time and never get issues. just need depth since it bubbles up during frying.

>> No.15833341


It isn't except for a few states. But if you follow anything food related on Instagram and such foreigners think we are only interested or eat everything drowned in cheese to disgusting levels for views/likes.

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That's depressing.
And you know they'll put some bullshit on the box about how it was "handcrafted with love" and picture of an old Italian lady

>> No.15833397

god imagine being the lead engineer to develop and design these things
literally my career aspiration

>> No.15833410

I think even people who hate him miss him
He was a mess but he was entertaining as fuck
A true showman

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>> No.15833420

There's no such thing as "worthy." You have money, you pay, you get your overpriced food. Bone apple tits, bitch.

>> No.15833438

Those pizza look fine. Get over yourselves.

>> No.15833464

Only whiny retards like you look at frozen pizzas and worry about they're authenticity.

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>> No.15833483

>Is there a single woman in that country who has not had surgery on her face?
No, they traditionally give surgery to their children upon graduation from high school, both to men and women.

They all have had at least one surgery or two, the one on their eyes being by far the most common, being present on basically all of them.

>> No.15833498

there's something so funny about black people being in fancy places or giving them expensive meme cuisine, is like putting a monkey to use a computer, is an oxymoron.

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>> No.15833523

what is this, simulating the eyesight of a 90 year old? focus your damn camera

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>> No.15833536

>inb4 someone says why not giving food to poor people instead of trashing it away
because in america, they grew with this mindset that you can sue anyone for anything and lawyers will do everyything to win you the case and get some part of that compensation.

>> No.15833543

Mental illness.

Pretty sure it's probably illegal to give away tainted or expired food in yurocanabongstralia too, faggot.

>> No.15833558

so many hot girls just in this one video. China is great.

>> No.15833569

Nigga's hands are so black that you can hardly see his finger nails. wow.

>> No.15833571

South Korea is like all the bad parts of Western society with none of the good and the same type of hollow superficiality you see in modern Japan and China

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>> No.15833594

That's what people think when they see your trailer park ass at anything more upscale than a fucking Carl's Jr

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>> No.15833613

Literal pleb.

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is the coffee made from the egg water?

>> No.15833742

>crabs and racoons just chilling and eating chips

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excellent filename

while whites will be buying guns and ammo with their stimulus cheques you just know blacks will blow it on stupid ghetto shit

>> No.15833799

yeah ghetto shit like guns

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>bae be cookin for me 2nite

>> No.15833812 [DELETED] 

you only think like that because you are a small brained and narrow minded cuck. blacks use guns to kill each other over drugs and territory, territory which is owned by the white man anyway. whites will be buying guns and stocking up on ammo to eventually one day use it on the corrupt forces that are the government and their ever increasing overreach of power over the people.

>> No.15833814

shooting up my local mcdonalds because I saw a webm of a kid eating wings

>> No.15833817

if you're white and you take that racial warrior shit seriously, just become a cop

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>> No.15833824 [DELETED] 

you dont have to be white to be a patriot. must generally speaking most blacks are just democrat lapdogs. plenty of hispanics out there that are patriotic about america and its freedoms and are willing to defend it from the corrupt ccp government that has been installed in america.

>> No.15833834

kill yourself before you end up shooting up a school or something

>> No.15833845
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October 5, 1993
Age 27
Birthplace Dominican Republic

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>> No.15833871

These old guys look like they will destroy my sect with their magic kung-fu if I offend them.

>> No.15833893


I agree, that's the one thing he had good about his is being completely random and entertaining.

>> No.15833917

Wow, smoothbrain election tourist. You realize that if it gets to that point, the us and them between you and the government is gone, right? At that point, men are men and money means nothing. You won't be fighting the government; you'll be fighting off gangs and rogue soldiers, and that's IF it gets that far, which it won't.

>> No.15833929

It's too bad this is staged. Laxatives don't work on non-mammalian digestive systems

>> No.15833973

Is there not a flame below anon?

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>> No.15834006

>Is they are not a flame below anon?
Thanks fag.

>> No.15834014

If he committed a crime, do you think they would charge him as a child?

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>Laxatives don't work on non-mammalian digestive systems
I'd love to see a citation on that.

>> No.15834033

I remember this. That was some advanced level autism that I have no hope to reach.

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>> No.15834071
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>submarine mess
>everything is actually very clean and ordered

>> No.15834077
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>> No.15834082

IF they are. Not is.

>> No.15834088
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>got any studies to back that up?

>> No.15834091
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>> No.15834136

No, ESL. I wrote 'is' and I meant it.
Is there not a flame below the food?

>> No.15834147

>is there not a flame below the food?
ESL detected. Anyway, stop replying to me if (not is) you won't take criticism on your shitty writing habits.

>> No.15834163

Inb4 iwasjustpretendingtoberetarded.exe

>> No.15834204
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If you do this for long enough the gulls will start dropping rocks on your windshield.
They're not as cool as the covids, but they're almost as clever.

>> No.15834223

It's kind of scary how smart certain birds are. I have a pet pigeon and it's easier to train than a dog.

>> No.15834235

You're literally a coward, dude. Just stand behind what you said and face the facts. I'll stand behind my criticism and if I get proven wrong, I'll back down. That's not going to happen, though, because you're ESL and don't really know what you're talking about.

>> No.15834254

Let's put it the way you're saying.
>If they're a flame below anon.
You think this is correct, Pajeet?

>> No.15834256

These nigers have more money than you'll ever have

>> No.15834275

Yes, because it's a fucking idiom, you ESL fuckwit.
If they're not a flame below X. Some regions replace flame with tad. It's a sarcastic remark used to question someone's intelligence.

>> No.15834306

ah yes, "american"

>> No.15834309

I would fucking know if I was choosing to write an idiom, troll.

>> No.15834347

You're telling me you weren't writing an idiom and you just chose insanely weird wording for telling him that it was a barbecue? You're fucked. That's like if someone fucked up a drawing of a snowboarder and you commented "go back to drawing the board;" everyone would think you just fucked up the idiom "go back to the drawing board"

>> No.15834352
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>> No.15834377

The guy said he didn't think the food will cook. To which I asked the rhetorical question 'is there not a flame below?'. Since there is in fact, a heat source below the spinning food.

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>> No.15834399

Right, but the idiom would have suggested that you thought he was being stupid, which also makes sense. I guess what I'm trying to say is word your shit better so it doesn't sound awkward/figurative. Just say "it's a barbecue" next time, eh, champ?

>> No.15834435
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>> No.15834448

I'm asking why he wouldn't think it would cook when there's obviously a heat source. Are you really unfamiliar with someone starting a sentence with 'Is it not?'

>> No.15834451

Both of you are faggots

>> No.15834461

It's probably alright when it's 50% grilled cheese

>> No.15834463

No, I understand your sentence, but you made it sound close to an idiom. It's weird that you said "flame below" instead of "above a barbecue" or even "above a flame" you ESL monger

>> No.15834473

What fucking idiom do you think I was using?

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>> No.15834494

Are you not the guy I was literally talking to this whole time? I started off by telling you. >>15834275

>> No.15834516

The Retard Is Doing Research

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>> No.15834530

>If they're not a flame below X. Some regions replace flame with tad. It's a sarcastic remark used to question someone's intelligence
Show me an independent example of this.

>> No.15834542

>an independent example
What does this mean? Your ESL is showing again.

>> No.15834561

An example that wasn't made by you.
Show me an example of usage for the idiom you described. No one in America call a 'flame' a 'tad'.

>> No.15834579

That's not a pet and he knows it

>> No.15834627

>No one in America call a 'flame' a 'tad'
Nice ESL sentence. Also, those terms are only interchangeable within the idiom, you dolt. Do you seriously not understand this? You don't understand that "flame" was used to mean "a bit", as in "a lick", "a tad", "a smidge"? Hell, flame is what "lick" comes from in that context, you fucking retard; it's a play on words from "tongues of fire".

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>> No.15834698

>haha epic nokia indestructible haha xd 9gag funny weewee peepoo haha!!

>> No.15834703

It's the same as putting your food on a stick and waving it fast back and forth over the flame. Cold, not effective and extremely slow if it even cooks.

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>> No.15834728

Not that guy, but "a flame below" meaning the same as "a tad below" is not an idiom, nor is it even remotely correct. The guy's original statement of "Is there not a flame below anon?" is literally only missing a comma to make it grammatically correct. It should be, "Is there not a flame below, anon?"
Also, before you call me an ESL, "was used to mean," is not a grammatically correct string of words, get fucked, retard.

>> No.15834767

I need sauce for this glorious piece

>> No.15834800

basketball americans detected

>> No.15834817
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>plastic cutlery

>> No.15834827

ccp propaganda

>> No.15834829

>it won't get that far
>has gotten that far for virtually every other large-scale civilization in history, soon the fractioned remnants of several european empires will be overrun by a more powerful empire and the isolated outposts will become lawless frontiers

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ass so phat it looks like he driving a tractor

>> No.15834842

>He doesn't use razor sharp, state of the art plastisu cutlery for all of his meals
big cringe

>> No.15834865

shiggy diggy doo
real MEN only use the chopped up hands and fingers of their enemies as utensils

>> No.15834869

>ugly chink kid makes ugly chink slop for his ugly chink brother


>> No.15834875

its more Instagram but yeah that most predominant in American

>> No.15834885

should we tell him?

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>> No.15834909

what fucking waste of time

>> No.15834922

this is how i imagine how soylent green would have been dispensed

>> No.15834926

>the decline of the west

>> No.15834937

Big business in Korea, the price to pay for a eastern country embracing americanisation

>> No.15834969

>look at him go haha

>> No.15834981

That's either some form of refined oil or beef tallow.

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what dis?

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>> No.15835137

Well, the ending got me, not gonna lie.

>> No.15835261

This is Japanese professional wrestling.

>> No.15835275

We care.

>> No.15835298
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Outing yourself as a furfag doesn't prove me wrong, you dumb fuck.
Either provide one fucking source that says laxatives don't work on birds or admit you're a gullible retard who believes shit like that because you read it in a post on Reddit once.

>> No.15835308

based, i still can't believe niggers can even use computers.

>> No.15835508

But if you kept doing it for long enough you'd slowly cook the food.

>> No.15835520


>> No.15835555 [DELETED] 
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nigger culture

>> No.15835636

cheese is the food of royalty.

>> No.15835674

>not having surgery on face
not gonna make it

>> No.15835682 [DELETED] 

I love that niggers think they are good enough to insult the white man. They pity your dumb assess. seeth

>> No.15835698

What the fuck this niglet is 27. Pio La Ditingancia

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>> No.15835778

>a "recipe" for a bone
>make sure you use le fancy salt

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>> No.15835801

I heard the kids got fined for doing it
I reckon you could wrap steaks in that then pass it off as wagyu

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I don't know, man. I've kinda been developing a fetish or hankering or whatever for women without makeup because it's refreshing to see something real and honest when everything else is fake.
Make something similar will happen for the handful of Korean girls who don't get their skulls remodeled. I don't know.

>> No.15835825

I thought the point of eating these meats is they were really lean, why wrap them in fat?

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What the fuck is organic sea salt?

>> No.15835830

Something I'm sure you can only buy at a Whole Foods.

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>> No.15835840 [DELETED] 

Salt that doesn't hard the salt crabs

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>organic sea salt
Do Americans really?

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RIP, Longcat. A true 4chan classic.

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>> No.15835882

>Diff'rent Strokes
now with gold chicken

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>> No.15835974

Complete bullshit.

>> No.15835992


>> No.15835997

I've eaten dumpstered LC's before, especially during the 2008 crisis. Never got sick.

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>> No.15836029

Used to do this every Friday. It's genuinely not bad, get there an hour after close and its not even too cold sometimes

>> No.15836045

I thought mushrooms should be grown in dark places.

>> No.15836056

That's not the "point" of eating them, that's just how the meat is. You can cook it however the fuck you want, retard.

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>> No.15836211

I would enjoy working on a submarine kitchen
Knowing I have to feed a lot of soldiers who work hard all day and have nothing but my food to look forward to until we can go back up

>> No.15836247

>waterfall sausage

>> No.15836295

Be honest, anon, its not their hunger for food you want to sate.

>> No.15836304 [DELETED] 

niggers growing mushrooms? they don't even watch their children grow.

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>> No.15836361

Unnecessarily offensive. Cowardly too.

>> No.15836383

>"was used to mean," is not a grammatically correct string of words
It was in the context I gave. I didn't mean it "used" to mean that; I meant in the idiom, its usage was to mean that. Like how your mom "was used" last night.
>I am a huge faggot please rape my face

>> No.15836458

i love 2chainz so much

>> No.15836474

I don't listen to rap but his show was actually hilarious, just him shitting on people selling overpriced nonsense.

>> No.15836481

yeah pretty much.

>> No.15836518

he's similar to gucci mane in that they're both 'modern' rappers commercially but lyrically they just rap a lot of fairly funny jokes and you'd have to be retarded to take their le gangsta or commercial personas literally at all. lil wayne too to an extent

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>> No.15836538

>hasn't been a society 5% as peaceful as this in all of history, even when granted the gift of 100% homogenous race and culture
>hasn't been an arms race this suicidal literally ever
Dumb doomer fag detected. We will literally have to have a nuclear war for society to collapse, and it will collapse because we are dead.

>> No.15836555

Not a bubblehead but its not as comfy as the 70s
wake up at 4 make breakfast at 430
prep lunch at 9
serve lunch from 10 to 12
smoke break
prep dinner at 14
serve it at 16 till 17
clean up go home at 18
Also the navy shit canned all fryers on ships.
thanks obama

>> No.15836590

Looks like an oversized Lunchables pizza, scored cardboard crust included.

>> No.15836624

Is this guy rich?

>> No.15836716

>wearing a suit
holy shit nigger get a grip on reality and stop larping

>> No.15836732

Yes they do.

>> No.15836743

Fuck yeah, cold & ready! Definitely a thing of my college days.

>> No.15836760

>waterboiled bread
ok retard

>> No.15836765

>how to grow mushrooms
>step 1: open mushroom growing kit
lmao fuck off

>> No.15836813

My thoughts exactly

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>the look while he goes in on the corn cob at 0:10
you just know.

>> No.15836951

what the fuck is your problem faggot?

>> No.15836983

No it's because people would just wait for it to be tossed instead of buying it, you fucking doofus

>> No.15837059

lel what? why would their propaganda be an impoverished child cooking for his malnourished sibling? i feel like that wouldn't make for an amazing sell job for the country

>> No.15837305

what are these hieroglyphs i'm seeing

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Meurnière fish is the best

>> No.15837883

Normally preparing the substrate takes like 10 steps and they're grown in dark, environment controlled areas. I'm curious how they managed to make the product retard proof enough to sell.

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>> No.15838165

niggers deserve what niggers deserve

>> No.15838215

America in one picture

>> No.15838287

Land of the surly king.

>> No.15838351

I live in a pretty big Vietnamese community and most mornings you see them out selling actual stuff that they've grown in their back yard. Its great when you can buy chilli, mint, coriander, lemongrass, spring onion plants etc. and heaps other weird stuff for cheap.

My old landlord was an old viet woman that kept a kick ass garden round the back of the place. She made awesome pork headcheese and pickled vegetables. Bummer she just fell over and died one day.

>> No.15838361

Is food like women when your half sloshed? Its not pretty but fuck me id kill for some right now.

>> No.15838366


God I can't stand these insect people any more..

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You gotta problem then come get soome

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>> No.15838392

>gold plated fried chicken plus da bottle of shampayn'

>> No.15838393

You're trying to explain the idea of organized risk management to a socialist who got mad at a fucking cormorant for having asymbiotic relationship with an old oriental guy. Just don't bother.

>> No.15838400

Why are Europeans suddenly afraid of cheese? You used to buy it by the wheel.

>> No.15838430

Kind of based to be honest. Is this an actual dance style?

>> No.15838455

Come and look upon the heart (upon the heart), oooooh

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>> No.15838467

how does he get out?

>> No.15838471

Are you implying the birds are paid actors?

>> No.15838472

He teleports like Raiden in MK.

>> No.15838483


>> No.15838498

from popularity and views he certainly has enough to waste a few plates of junk food

>> No.15838531

no, young scrolls - dagothwave

>> No.15838534

fug i meant to reply to >>15832419 oops

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>remove post

I gotchu bro

>> No.15838565

>cooler than some polfag seethin on /ck/
he most certainly is

>> No.15838572

I was wanting something OSRS related

>> No.15838596

>implying american cops would not just shoot him

>> No.15838600

I would enjoy working as a submarine slut
Knowing I have to fuck a lot of soldiers who work hard all day and have nothing but my bussy to look forward to until we can go back up

>> No.15838607

>if they are not a flame below the food

>> No.15838619

stop embarrassing yourself faggot, the two anons btfo you, everyone in this thread agrees you are a faggot

>> No.15838623


>> No.15838656

I dont get it

>> No.15838683

It's OK to admit you're ESL.

>> No.15838861

i disagree, you should have kept denying it, but at this point you were not fooling anyone anyway

>> No.15838884

this nourishes the crab

>> No.15838890

This literally makes no fucking sense

>> No.15838909

you have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.15839011

Charles junior to good for monke

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>> No.15839035

>>>>>>if they are not a flame below the food

>> No.15839050
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Are you retards still arguing over this shit? The original sentence made sense now you're both just baiting

>> No.15839058

I believe you should go back to pleddit. As you can see my comment belongs on this website and board unlike your shit tier meme. Now seeth on and dilate. My friend.

>> No.15839060

reddit moment

>> No.15839066

>Dilate moment
Quick reply, you must be extra butt hurt. kek

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>if they are not a flame below the food

>> No.15839075

im a different anon, lurk more newfag

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You both sound like tourist faggots to me

>> No.15839083

Woah woah don't dilate me, instead dilate the each other.

>> No.15839085

epic reddit moment

>> No.15839094

Soy npc reddit moment

>> No.15839096

I just realized you're both arguing over a nigger, good job

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>if they are not a flame below the food

>> No.15839102

cuck incel sjw soyboy npc reddit

>> No.15839103

Charles junior to good for monke

>> No.15839108

Fucc of pol and your nazi image

>> No.15839109


>> No.15839113

Dilating redditor

>> No.15839114

>lefty meme is now a pol naziimage
ok reddit
reddit moment again

>> No.15839119

seething 9gagger

>> No.15839121



>> No.15839122

I'm actually surprised at the quality of food they are able to cook up. Those mashed potatoes look prison-tier though.

>> No.15839125

GME was a mistake

>> No.15839126

Something monke cannot appreciate.

>> No.15839130

>redditfag can only speak in single words and buzzwords

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>> No.15839146

I blame the discord trannies and r/wsb/, brought so many newfags and shit loads of shills to this place, /biz/ mostly for shills

>> No.15839147

I can hear you dilate.

>> No.15839149

I can hear you not being able to express even one original thought, youre repeating yourself redditor

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>if they are not a flame below the food

>> No.15839156

Stop using carrots to dilate yourself and tomato juice to pretend you have your periods. It's food, not part of your mental illness.

>> No.15839157

He's talking about why companies don't just give away food they're otherwise going to throw out, and he's right. You can get sick in many different ways, and if they gave away food and you got sick from it, a lawyer in America would be quick to pin it on the company. They have vending machines and stuff in France where you can just take it for free, but they don't have the same sue culture America does. America used to practice giving it away before they went sue happy.

>> No.15839164

>npc tranny boogeyman because you dont have an actual response that is actually related to my post

>> No.15839179

>Self reflection
Monke learns, still not good enough for carl's junior

>> No.15839185

>no u
ok reddit

>> No.15839193

You aren't good enough for carl's junior
Why you so mad lol

>> No.15839237

>reward the birds bringing back fish with smaller fish
ok, but ho\w did you get the smaller fish in the first place Vicious?

>> No.15839238

only thing mad is the amount of sex i uave with your mom

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Worst thread on the board, good fucking job

>> No.15839248

Even so, you aren't good enough for carl's junior.

>> No.15839252

>u mad bro
reddit and cringe
>ur mum
>xbox live and based

>> No.15839257

Yeah all become some double nigger wanted to call 'flame' a 'tad'.
Tad isnt going to happen, Gretchen.

>> No.15839266

>Xbox live

>> No.15839275

I'm a britfag and I use tad sometimes, bit not often. It cant be used in that sentence though. I think they're both esl and baiting eachother because they both think they're right

>> No.15839326

I was the original guy responding to the guy questioning if the meat will cook. My intention wasn't to bait, I guess I got trolled by the guy saying my sentences were incorrect.

>> No.15839392

Not your fault, it's theirs for perpetuating this and being grammar nazis, or whatever the term is nowadays.

>> No.15839501

Grammar Nazi is a term designated for when you're right, that guy was just acting like a fool.

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