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God I wish that were me

>> No.15850610

>1 tbsp of sesame oil

>> No.15850612
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>> No.15850614

You can always substitute it with SOOOOOYY you cuck

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Good job starting a webm thread with some sega cd level compression you absolute faggot.

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>> No.15850639

Very comfy.

>> No.15850645

Don’t be a faggot, it’s about how strong that shit is

>> No.15850647 [DELETED] 

dude! it would be comfy as heck to see her get down and dirty with a big dicked black dude. not a cuck but it just seems like she's built to get pounded by a big african dick. just sayin!

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>> No.15850830

Kosher obsessed hands typed this post

>> No.15850837

Mutt's law.

>> No.15850852

Yuro's Law: Any time some glowing kike bullshit is posted, some faggot europoor will attribute it to Americans despite the global menace of kikery.

>> No.15850864 [DELETED] 

Bruh, Americans have been niggerlovers even long before the mass immigration of jews to America in the 20th century. Unironically read a book.

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>> No.15850945

i mean the kid is good but this is 100% CCP propaganda

>> No.15850955

but I'm American and I don't love n-words

>> No.15850971

That egg looks like its made of rubber. Disgusting

>> No.15850976

Stupid propaganda, two poor as dirt lookin kids in some alleyway, the 4 year old has to be the parent to the 2 year old

>> No.15851055

Read one yourself you braindead fucking faggot

>> No.15851073

She would have been pretty hot before she hit puberty. What a shame.

>> No.15851084

the only thing you read is reddit and social media, you mentally ill faggot

>> No.15851103

Wow a nigger accusing others of niggerloving? Who would’ve guessed

>> No.15851142

You mean while race mixing was happening in Europe for generations and the founders immediately made it illegal when they got here...

>> No.15851272

cold and dry

>> No.15851331

Well, you've toasted and regular sesame oil. I assume you mean the toasted one, which is more used for its potent flavour

>> No.15851356

what a pussy it's not even much for all that rice. also if you add it for sauteing the flavor won't be as strong as straight out of the bottle

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>> No.15851469

What in the chingchong lingdinglong is that

>> No.15851473

But Anon,
>America = kikery
simple as

>> No.15851477

>tfw no gf
>tfw can't get a qt gf because I am not a prime male
>would have to lower my standards to the point I would not be attracted to the person
>will have to stay tfwnogf

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>> No.15851558

This is NOT where you would use Toasted Sesame oil, Toasted is for drizzling on cooked food, it loses all flavor in heat, you NEVER use it for frying.

>> No.15851654

>pain train

>> No.15851936

This is both sad and beautiful...

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>32 replies
>4 pics
/ck/, I...

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I only saved street trash mexican food, not comfy at all, sorry :(

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>ruined the filename

>> No.15852007

Looks based

>> No.15852008

Cute but probably isn't the most exciting thing to eat.

>> No.15852015

Not so smart now, are you

>> No.15852017

That seems like the blandest broccoli beef I've seen. Why not just blanch your broccoli separately and that way you can cook onions, beef, garlic, and ginger together? No velveting the beef? No oyster sauce? Sesame seeds? :(

>> No.15852050

He's trying to attack the rubber and not the glass, searching for an opening, pretty smart imo.

>> No.15852508

no base skin? what kind of pretzel is that

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>almost no webms posted and this retard >>15852587 posting a link to a video
what a fucking awful thread

>> No.15852627

The download was over the max file size, im not going to compress so you retards can save a whole 1 sec by clicking a link.

Stop being a baby who needs spoon feeding.

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n word

>> No.15853313

Sad pancakes

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What's the fucking point ?

>> No.15853336

kid's got decent technique with the wok shovel
would eat

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>> No.15853439

I was waiting for someone to fuck it.

>> No.15853668

get this shit off of here

>> No.15853792

most wholesome humor on the whole website right now

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same webms every thread, not that I have any OC myself

>> No.15853826

Ive found this out the hard way.

>> No.15853829

okay now I'm honestly tempted

>> No.15853835

I was expecting a pet rat to eat it, 100% disappointed.

>> No.15853842

Do Europeans REALLY?

>> No.15853862

That's bri'ish, innit?

>> No.15853878

i dont know why but the way they mixed the beef with tongs annoys the fuck out of me

>> No.15853880

thats not a kid thats a midget

>> No.15853884

You’re just autistic

>> No.15853885


>> No.15853933


Not with those plug shapes

>> No.15853938

Do americans really?

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>> No.15854007

the world's worst omurice
TLN: rice means egg in japaknees

>> No.15854047

>no rat
i'm mad

>> No.15854239

Pretty sure it doesn't take place in India.

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What happened to /ck/?
It feels like the retardation got cranked up to 100 in the past few months

>> No.15854312

hell yeah

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is this webm sufficiently /ck/ or is it too /an/?

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>> No.15854429

Wait.. could you fuck a steak? Like I feel it would be a lot more sanitary than chicken since salmonella. Maybe cook a fillet to mid-rare and carve a slit to fashion it into a fleshlight. The heat would provide a realistic vagina experience as well.

>> No.15854475

>could you fuck a steak?
It's never a question of if you can, only if you should.
You can fuck concrete if you want.

>> No.15854507

well should I? Like if I need a decent alternative to a tenga or something of the like. I feel like if I carve an "exit" hole I could easily pass the coom which would still allow the steak to be edible. Seems very cost effective versus an actual fleshlight.

>> No.15854526

There are recipes for making your own from corn or potato starch.
They last for a week or so and also aren't made of meat. I used this method until I caved and bought an actual fleshlight.

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I'm OC WebM anon. Request something for me to make into a webm and I will try to do it tonight

>> No.15854621

I saw people saying that they got rid of a somewhat strict mod and that's why quality nosedived

>> No.15854642

I'll allow it

>> No.15854670

Pick one

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>> No.15854697

post more

>> No.15854698

how it's made factory style shit

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>> No.15854800

those pancakes suck bruh why so flat, no fluffy, not comfy at all

>> No.15854820

>egg wash instead of lye water
nice "pretzel" lmao

>> No.15854860

there is no cooking in this video

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>> No.15854880

I can't see pretzels anymore without thinking of that "let me grab your dick" guy.

>> No.15854891

wtf I was just in the process of making this webm.
I guess I'll have to find another how its made

>> No.15854892

lush sosig

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