/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15857577]

give me the hottest hot sauce recommendations you have...Tabasco is too weak for my palate now

[Anonymous No.15857659]

Being from the midwest I consider this stuff pretty hot, but people swear by it out here and put it on everything they eat.

[Anonymous No.15857731]

inb4 anti hot sauce autist shows up to shit his pants whining about flavor

[Anonymous No.15857735]

*pallet

[Anonymous No.15857744]

>>15857735
**palette

[Anonymous No.15857785]

>>15857577
>give me the hottest hot sauce recommendations you have

[Anonymous No.15857974]

>inb4 anti hot sauce autist shows up to shit his pants whining about flavor

[Anonymous No.15858113]

>>15857785
>>15857974
shut the fuck up...this is a food and cooking board, no? last time i checked hot sauce is a food product

fuck off back to /qa/ you newfag autists

[Anonymous No.15858134]

>>15857735
>>15857744

/ck/ proving to the rest of 4chan, once again, that they are truly the dumbest board....smfh

[Anonymous No.15858211]

I like pic related but it's extremely spicy compared to something like tobasco. El Yucateco is a really good middle-of-the-road spiciness habanero sauce. Valentina extra hot is also very good but not very spicy.

[Anonymous No.15858347]

>>15857577
https://store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAUI
This stuff's a pretty nice step up from tabasco.

[Anonymous No.15858726]

>shut the fuck up...this is a food and cooking board, no? last time i checked hot sauce is a food product
>fuck off back to /qa/ you newfag autists

[Anonymous No.15859287]

>>15858347
Regular Dave's is actually kind of disgusting. I've tried all of them and the ghost pepper variation is the only one that is even palatable.

[Anonymous No.15859409]

>>15857577
>Tabasco? Bland!
>Frank's? No kick!
>Cholula? Weak!
>give me some REAL hot sauce! If you're not sweating and your tongue isnt screaming in agony then it's not hot sauce!

[Anonymous No.15860046]

>>15859409
Cholula fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.15860064]

>>15859409
this but unironically, neckbeards like you need not apply

[Anonymous No.15860078]

>>15857577
Honestly just make your own.

[Anonymous No.15860080]

>>15857659
Baby steps, next try black pepper if you're not racist

[Anonymous No.15860089]

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.15860097]

How can you guys even eat spicy stuff? I can tolerate ketchup but even then, I need to drink some soylent to cool my tongue. I need to ask my wife's boyfriend if he can open it, its so hard to open

[Anonymous No.15860102]

It's about the flavor. It's supposed to be a condiment. This is the perfect hot sauce.