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15861241 No.15861241 [Reply] [Original]

>I want a meatball marinara please
>"What bread?" "Toasted?" "What toppings?" "What sauce?" "Extras?" "Drink?" "Cookie?" "Crisps?"
Fucking Americans, how do you fuck up FAST food? I point at the menu item, YOU FUCKING MAKE IT. I don't wanna work at fucking Subway, don't ask me how I want my fucking sandwich made. God I hate Americans, such massive fucking babies, "oooooh I want rye bread toasted slightly golden brown with goats milk butter and no more than 3 slices of ham, south american cucumbers and no crust". FUCKING EAT THE FUCKING SANDWICH YOU FAT PRICKS.

>> No.15861250

>god I hate choices, please let me go back to my government-assigned cuck shed

>> No.15861254

At least we can afford food yuropoor
Rent free

>> No.15861263
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15861263

>Crisps
Hehehehehhehe

>> No.15861264

>>15861250
The entire PURPOSE of fast food is it's quick and easy.

But no, spoiled little American babies want everything custom made. It's a fucking sandwich, if you want it custom made fucking buy the ingredients and make it yourself. I just want a fucking meatball sub, I shouldn't have to go through a 5 minute conversation about what goes in it.

>> No.15861272

huh?

>> No.15861284

>>15861264
how much of a zoomer do you have to be to think five minutes isn't fast? good lord, your time is not that valuable - just by eating at subway and posting here you're proving that

>> No.15861309

>>15861241
>crisps
>>>/int/
>>>/trash/

>> No.15861310

>>15861284
>how much of a zoomer do you have to be to think five minutes isn't fast?

>Walk into McDonalds
>"Big Mac meal please"

>Walk into Subway
>Talk more to the wagecuck in 5 minutes than I have to my own mother in 5 months

>> No.15861317

Tell them you want a meatball with no marinara and see the look on their faces

>> No.15861327

>>15861310
sounds like a pathetic life. I don't even want to shitpost with you anymore.

>> No.15861328

>>15861310
big macs have standard recipes
sandwiches dont have standard recipes
you literally decide what type of sandwich you want
if the concept of infinite choice is that scary to you, then I might suggest that you have crippling ADHD

>> No.15861342

>>15861241
>>15861264
The fast food concept is ready-made items in a bain marie. Order and receive immediately. Subway was never fast food. McDonalds used to be, but in Australia at least they've been making everything except chips fresh to order for a while now so they're not really fast food anymore.

>> No.15861353

>>15861241
I'm the same way, I don't go to those places. You'd think they'd know how to make a sandwich, but no, apparently you have to walk them through it.

>> No.15861379

>>15861328
THEN WHY EVEN HAVE A MENU IN SUBWAY WHY EVEN LET ME ASK FOR A MEATBALL MARINARA????

>> No.15861449

>>15861379
>>15861379
>THEN WHY EVEN HAVE A MENU
It's a list of different prices for various meats, so you know what you're paying. Holy shit dude.
Quit being a sperg with Social Anxiety Disorder and just tell the wagie what the fuck you want.
>ey, can i get a uh footlong sub on italian bread
>and can you put uh provolone and parm on that and uh toast it thanks m8
Simple as.
You probably shit your pants at a Freestyle Coke machine.

>> No.15861485
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>>15861449
>It's a list of different prices for various meats

>> No.15861491

>>15861485
You could probably ask for it as pictured. Idk tho because I’m not a sperg and I order what I want.

>> No.15861492

>>15861485
Aren't all Subway's meats turkey? Even the beef is turkey.

>> No.15861493

>>15861241
Why even go to subway, it's not fast food and it's about making your own sandwich.
>t.Canadian subway eater.

>> No.15861500

>>15861485
look at the menu in the store
obviously the website doesn't have prices up front because they vary depending on region

>> No.15861501

>>15861264
>The entire PURPOSE of fast food is it's quick and easy
Not subways selling point.

>> No.15861502

>>15861491
Literal room temperature iq

>> No.15861505

>>15861500
>look at the menu in the store
That is the menu in the store

>> No.15861507

>>15861327
Post quality will definitely go up if normies where gone.

>> No.15861519

>>15861501
Yes, Subway exists solely due to Americans all being massive babies who never grew out of their picky eater phase as a child.

>> No.15861521

>>15861505
Great, then those are the meats available to you.
I'm glad that you now realize that a menu is a list of choices. Well done.

>> No.15861542
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15861542

>>15861519
>implying subway is the only restaurant that gives you options
I think you're a massive newborn who never grew out of his "mommy decides what I eat" phase

>> No.15861553

>>15861241
Based. I don't go to subway for this exact reason.

>> No.15861557

>>15861241
I’m glad I’m not the only one that just orders fast food menu items as-is. Everyone else I see customizes the shit out of everything. Can I have uhhhh triple sour cream on my beef and puke burrito and uhhhhh

>> No.15861569

>>15861241
lmao another SEETHING europoor.

>> No.15861572

>>15861521
>Great, then those are the meats available to you.
Those are sandwiches.

>> No.15861578

>>15861519
>>15861557
"what do you like on a sandwich"
>UH I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I LIKE
How the fuck do you have no idea what you like?
Seek mental help.

>> No.15861587
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15861587

>>15861572
>Those are sandwiches.
No, those are pictures of sandwiches as one possible serving suggestion for the meat described therein.
You sound like the retard that thought there was an entire sandwich in a box of steakems

>> No.15861608

>>15861241
Then go to Jimmy John's or firehouse subs or something you weird faggot

>> No.15861611

>>15861578
This is one of the core motifs of the classic Sandra Bullock vehicle, Runaway Bride. Highly recommended.

>> No.15861618

>>15861485
You moron the store menus have prices

>> No.15861621

>>15861241
>be bong
>go to glorious famous engerlund sandwich shoppy known as Pret-a-Porter
>(no idear why it has a french name)
>grab a freshly-made-yesterweek cheese and pickle sandwich from the cooler
>lovely tart at the register asks me if I'll be eating it here or takeaway?
>takeaway, of course, I pay for my sandwich
>begin opening the sandwich before I've left the establishment
>VAT enforcement officers give me a right proper beating for committing tax fraud

>> No.15861627

>>15861241
you sound like this dementia grandpa that yelled "TOO MANY OPTIONS" at me cuz he didn't know how to use the debit card terminal. He threw a huge hissy fit in the store before the manager threw him out.

>> No.15861629

Can I get a uhhhhh 6 inch Italian BMT, on wheat, toasted, double meat, sub lettuce for spinach, tomato, red onion, hold the bell pepper, add provolone, light mayo, peppered. Thanks.

>> No.15861647

>>15861611
It's one of the core motifs of Fight Club too, once you cut through all the edgy teen nihilism.
>An entire generation of people have no clue who they really are because all they do is express themselves through consumerism of what they think everybody else likes.

>> No.15861666

>>15861241
I feel this, I grew up going to normal sandwich places and went to subway for the first time when i was like 16.
>I'll have a small italian, please
>is that a cheap italian or an expensive italian
>uh small expensive italina i guess
>what kind of veggies do you want

>> No.15861673

>>15861587
>No, those are pictures of sandwiches as one possible serving suggestion for the meat described therein.
Then why does it say BLT instead of bacon? Meatball marinara instead of meatball? Chicken and bacon ranch melt instead of cicken and bacon?

>> No.15861680

>>15861241
Man you guys are all over the board with this shit, literally contradicting each other. Come back when you got your shit together.

>> No.15861683

>>15861618
So? It still says Meatball Marinara and has a picture of a sandwich.

>> No.15861696

>>15861578
>"what do you like on a sandwich"
If I want to make a sandwich I'll do it from the comfort of my own home.

Literally why do Subway wagies even exist if I tell them everything they have to do anyway?

>> No.15861703

>>15861627
Shut up, wageslave

>> No.15861704

>>15861647
I think you're talking about a theme. A motif is a recurring image or event used to convey an idea in the story.

>> No.15861709

>>15861683
Some people like their sub on an italian roll.
Some people like it on herb and cheese bread.
Some people like cheese on their meatball sub.
Some people like pepperoni added to their meatball sub.
Some people like onions and peppers.
Some people like their bread toasted and the cheese melted.
There's a hundred different ways to make a sandwich. And the right way is the way that tastes best to you.

>> No.15861721

>>15861696
>If I want to make a sandwich I'll do it from the comfort of my own home.
then do that

>> No.15861723
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>>15861629
Anons head:
>Can I get a uhhhhh 6 inch Italian BMT, on wheat, toasted, double meat, sub lettuce for spinach, tomato, red onion, hold the bell pepper, add provolone, light mayo, peppered. Thanks.

Reality:
>"Yeah what bread?"
>Italian
>"Toasted?"
>Y-Yeah
>"Extras?"
>D-double meat
>"Toppings?"
>Uhhhh...spinach...and tomato...uhh red onion...provolone...uhh-
>"Sauce?"
>Mayo but just a bit
>"Anything else"
>Uhhh pepper

>> No.15861726

>>15861703
we all laugh at your social ineptitude

>> No.15861729

>>15861241
>crisps
I'll respond when you learn to speak english and not island gibberish

>> No.15861731

>>15861709
SO BUY THE FUCKING INGREDIENTS AND MAKE IT AT YOUR HOUSE YOU ENTITLED PRICK

>> No.15861735

>>15861696
Then don't go to subway.... I don't get foreigners, like this isn't a hard concept. If you don't like it don't go to it. Man yall are dumb, welcome to the smartest country in the world, you're welcome.

>> No.15861736

>>15861726
And when you have your 10 seconds of comedy, I go home and sit on my ass all day and you go back to your miserable 12 hour minimum wage slog where you deal with subhuumans who treat you like shit all day : ^ )

>> No.15861741

>>15861731
Subway already bought the necessary ingredients, and are willing to put them together in any combination that anybody wants, in exchange for a reasonable price.
Why is this concept lost on you?

>> No.15861745

>>15861736
>I go home and sit on my ass all day
we already knew you were a miserable sack of shit by reading all your comments lmfao
go take your meds

>> No.15861748

>>15861736
When you say subhuman. Are you referring to someone who works at subway, sub- humans.. or people made from subs?

>> No.15861749

>>15861241
Why are you so mad about Americans? You sound like you're actually not okay and taking out some kind of insecurity on a scapegoat or something lol

>> No.15861751

>>15861741
Why is the concept of "This is a Meatball Marinara, it has meatballs in sauce, cheese and it's on Italian bread" lost on you?

It's fast food, the choices are already made for you. Stop being a child and just pick something off the menu instead of turning a 30 second exchange into a 5 minute ordeal.

>> No.15861754

>>15861745
>>15861748
Get back to work and pay those taxes so NEETs like me can sit on our asses all day. Tick tock, wagie.

>> No.15861758

>>15861264
Idiot autist.

>> No.15861759

>>15861749
>Why are you so mad about Americans?
No one in the world likes Americans.

>> No.15861761

It takes about the same amount of time to have the sandwich made compared to ordering else where and having to wait for said thing of be made.

>> No.15861763

>>15861759
I like 'em.

>> No.15861767

>>15861754
Literally didn't answer my question. Are you implying that there is a human made of subs?!?!?!

>> No.15861773

>>15861761
Yeah but elsewhere I don't have to say more than 5 words to the subhuman working behind the till.

>> No.15861775

>>15861759
Hate us cuz they ain't us

>> No.15861786

>>15861751
>the choices are already made for you
your choices have been made for you because you have been a useless dependent for so long that you have developed a useless dependent mindset.
You pretend that you choose not to work, but the fact of the matter is that you are physically incapable of working because you are so maladjusted and dysfunctional. I'd happily pay a few cents a year to never work with you. You sound like a very miserable person, you probably bitch and moan all the time.

>> No.15861789

>>15861759
My point still stands.

>> No.15861790

>>15861775
This is why we hate you.

>> No.15861791

>>15861751
I've never spent 5 minutes having the subway girl making my sandwich. Tops. How fucking hard is it to remember. Sandwich base, bread choice, cheese choice, toasted or no. Then just tell her what vegetables and seasonings you want.
It's 5 sentences tops.
Can I get a bmt on Italian herb and cheese with provolone, not toasted.
Can I get spinach, tomatoes, jalapenos, onion and pickle please, with light mayo, mustard and vinegar."
That's it, that's not a five minute conversation.

>> No.15861796

>>15861773
That's a little rude. I get this is your first time on 4chan and you want to say edgy things you can't say on r*ddit, because otherwise you'll get banned, but there's no reason to say such things.

>> No.15861812

>>15861790
And yet we don't even think about you...imagine the disappointment

>> No.15861814

>>15861796
Hahaha, eat shit wagie. You're literal slave labour. You're subhuman, you're not even worthy of being addressed like a human which is why most people ignore you even when speaking at you. Yes, at you. Not to you.

You exist to make my sandwich, so make it, slave.

>> No.15861815

>>15861241
>subway
How come no one bad posted the forbidden one yet?

>> No.15861822

>>15861791
>How fucking hard is it to remember. Sandwich base, bread choice, cheese choice, toasted or no. Then just tell her what vegetables and seasonings you want.
I go to fast food places to say "that one" and get food handed to me. I don't want a conversation. If I have to tell you how to do someonthing every.fucking.time. I'll do it myself.

>> No.15861843

>>15861814
I don't even work but good good let it all out. That way you can go back to r*ddit and continue defending Biden and talking about heckin puppers or whatever it is you guys talk about. Make sure to tell you friend at r/autism how cool you were for coming to 4channel.

>> No.15861846

>>15861814
why are you replying to yourself?
Should we add Dissociative Personality Disorder to the list of how completely fucked up you are as a person?

>> No.15861852

>>15861843
>I don't even work
Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be so butthurt. It's ok wagie, some people are just born to be slaves.

>> No.15861866

>>15861846
Seethe wageslave

>> No.15861867

>>15861852
No, still a neet. Weird, thought you people were all about "being a decent human being". You have a lot of edge and frustration built up I see.

>> No.15861876

>>15861866
I'm not the guy getting salty at life because options exist lmfao.
Do you run out of breath telling people what you want to eat?
Are you that fat?

>> No.15861877

>>15861790
Whatever hater. We're the gread'est motherfuckin country in the goddamn world! Hell yeah! We'll blow up yur country like your mom blowed us, dude.

Brah, like, y'all jus jelly you ain' ge'din' ur ass fat off of AMERICA EXCLUSIVE cheeseburgers and kick-ass cherry pie like WHOA badabing badaboom know what im sayin man? Chill out and drink some coke sodapop, loser!

How dare you mock THE KING

>> No.15861879

>>15861241
let me get a steak sandwich
>uhh six inch or footlong
I don't know those measurement units... just give me the big one
>uhh what bread do you want?
Just regular bread...?
>you gotta pick one of these 8 breads (lists all the breads)
Whole grain.... thanks.
>you want toasted?
Yeah, you put cheese and shit on there, I think I'd like the cheese melted and the sandwich contents hot.... thanks for asking.
>ok now go stand over there while I start serving the next customer
>*oven beeps for 2 minutes straight*
>ok what veggies you want
ugh.... give me olives, jalapenos and onions
>ok what sauces you want
what.... just put mayonnaise like it's a normal sandwich. I just want a normal sandwich
>ok you want salt and pepper on that
on my sandwich? No. I expect the meat to already be seasoned.
>ok what drink you want
No drink...
>ok what chips you want
No chips....
>ok what cookie you want
No cookie...
>ok

That's how long it takes to get this so-called "fast food". Fifteen fucking minutes of conversation just for one sandwich.

>> No.15861882

>>15861822
Something tells me you don't actually do much yourself though. So ....... Doubt

>> No.15861893

>>15861867
>Weird, thought you people were all about "being a decent human being"
Says who? Wagies are subhuman cattle in my eyes.

>> No.15861895

>>15861879
>i just want a normal sandwich
>just normal
>proceeds to put mayonnaise and olives on a steak
Clearly your idea of normal isn't. So you proved to yourself why options exist. GG no re.

>> No.15861901

>>15861882
>Baseless statement
>Reddit energy

>> No.15861905

>>15861893
You're trying too hard to fit in. It's about time you go back though. Maybe next time will be better.

>> No.15861920

>>15861264
don't let the haters get to you dude. this is completely accurate and subway is a humongous pain in the ass which is why i never go there. there are a number of other sub places where you go in, order, and get what you ordered. and they're almost all better than subway because in addition to being an unpleasant experience, the food also fucking sucks.

>> No.15861922

>>15861814
Meany, 4Chan is supposed to be a nice place

>> No.15861933

>>15861905
>You're trying too hard to fit in
I've been here 12 years, fuck off back where you came from.

>> No.15861945

>>15861920
>there are a number of other sub places where you go in, order, and get what you ordered.
Name 3

>> No.15861947

>>15861920
lol samefag >>15861264

>> No.15861995

>>15861250
Give the poor guy a break. He never could afford a choice-license in his own country so it’s overwhelming.
It’s like someone who’s never seen a car suddenly being expected to drive.

>> No.15862000

>>15861264
Just order online like the other aspies

>> No.15862022

Wait till this guy finds out that you can walk into a restaurant and order a hamburger with no pickles.
He's gonna go ballistic

>> No.15862038

>>15861933
>I've been here for so long >:)
See this is how we can easily tell your a r*editor. Anyone who's actually been here for long enough know there's nothing to gloat about and not with mentioning.

>> No.15862046

>>15861264
then go to a gas station

>> No.15862082

>>15861791
>Can I get a bmt on Italian herb and cheese with provolone, not toasted.
>Can I get spinach, tomatoes, jalapenos, onion and pickle please, with light mayo, mustard and vinegar."
>That's it, that's not a five minute conversation.
That’s literally all you have to say at subway.
How did you manage to fuck that up? Were you trying to order in your usual Arabic or something?

>> No.15862090

>>15861264
your autistic mate

>> No.15862139

>>15861264
learn how to fucking order, robot

>> No.15862153

>>15861241
Boy you went to the wrong sandwich shop. Subway asks what you want on it no matter what sandwich it is. Confuses me everytime I go. Just go to Firehouse Subs or a different restaurant.

>> No.15862162

>>15861310
>>Talk more to the wagecuck in 5 minutes than I have to my own mother in 5 months

That wasn't very comrade of you. Gulag.

>> No.15862177

>>15862153
>Confuses me everytime I go
>order a sandwich
>somebody asks what you want on the sandwich
>confusion
how fucking autistic do you need to be for this to cause confusion

>> No.15862263

>>15861264
Then go to McDonald's nigga

>> No.15862293

>>15862038
Then being a newfag must be fine.

>> No.15862475

>>15862177
Imagine going to any other kind of restaurant.
>menu says the burger comes with bacon, mushrooms, swiss cheese, caramelized onions
>you order it
>what kind of bread would you like
>do you want mushrooms
>do you want cheese
>do you want onions
>anything else on there
>do you want it toasted
>should i cut it
just shut the fuck up and bring me my sandwich i swear to god. fucksubway

>> No.15862634

>>15861241
My towns subway employees are Indian so we bashed them up. LoL. Heil Hitler.

>> No.15862707

>>15861264
based, all these seething replies
nah just kidding
you're retarded

>> No.15862772

>>15861901
No no, based on how much pointless anger you have I'd wager you get into arguments with your butterknife.

>> No.15862784

>>15862293
Good, now go back. You can tell everyone how edgy you were and bask in euphoria.

>> No.15862786

>>15861879
Why are you replying to yourself?

>> No.15862792

>>15862475
There are burger places that have just a base burger of just a patty and the buns. They ask you what you would like on it. You could have easily gone to a different restaurant instead of throwing an autistic fit on 4chan about your 5 minutes of awkwardness.

>> No.15862870

>>15861250
fpbp

>> No.15862877

>>15861241
>can I get a footlong meatball on herbs and cheese, cheddar cheese, toasted please?
fucking observe for 2 seconds the way the employee asks for your order and you can say everything you need to have them make it as quickly as possible

>> No.15863084

I Hate this so much.
Taco Bell is the worst.
I'll order like two things and specifically tell them I just want the things i ordered and nothing extra

without fail its always:
Do you want sour cream on this?
did you want sour cream on that?
how about extra meat on this? on that?
Did you want to go for the extra cheese on that?
Did you want anything to drink with that?
Any hot sauces with that???

It pisses me off so much

>> No.15863115

>>15862784
I'm staying because being new is just as cool as being here for 15 years.

>> No.15863331

>>15862475
Holy shit I can’t tell if you’re just shitposting, or if you’re legitimately autistic to the level of being barely functional in public.

>> No.15863341

>>15861250
Choices are shit. Ever tried to buy someone a birthday card? I dont care that much to put any thought into it.

>> No.15863353

>>15862877
>can I get a footlong meatball on herbs and cheese, cheddar cheese, toasted please?

Reality:
>"Yeah what bread?"
>Italian
>"Toasted?"
>Y-Yeah
>"Extras?"
>D-double meat
>"Toppings?"
>Uhhhh...spinach...and tomato...uhh red onion...provolone...uhh-
>"Sauce?"
>Mayo but just a bit
>"Anything else"
>Uhhh pepper

>> No.15863360

>>15861507
off you go then.

>> No.15863366
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15863366

>>15861241
Here's my order:

>Italian BMT
>Italian Herbs and Cheese Bread
>Microwaved (melts the cheese but doesn't make the bread crunchy)
>Lettuce
>Cucumber
>Onions
>Green peppers
>Olives
>Sweetcorn
>Sweet Onion or BBQ sauce

>> No.15863411

>>15861241
i think subway is pretty quick, many restaurants in my country can take 10-60 minutes to make food for me depending on how many people are there and what they're eating. subway takes like 5 mins to make the sandwich for me and it's so delicious (not to mention the double choco cookies), perfectly worth the wait and the price.

>> No.15863416

>>15861241
subway literally advertises their sandwiches as you can choose whatever you want to put on it, this should be something even nonamericans should know lol