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ITT: anons create the official /ck/ menu Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:31:29 2021 No.15863425 [Reply] [Original]

What would you like to see in the restaurant of your dreams?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:39:45 2021 No.15863447 >>15863425 No black people or Muslims or Jews for a start. I think we can all agree on that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:45:52 2021 No.15863462 >>15863425 Pretty much just lots of variety

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:52:21 2021 No.15863482 The McChicken is a featured dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 06:58:29 2021 No.15863504 >>15863425 Gordon Ramsey's grilled kimchi cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:01:49 2021 No.15863514 >>15863425 Can't go wrong with a complimentary serving of balut with every order of 20 dollars or more

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:08:33 2021 No.15863531 Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce with Chicken mc Nuggets

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:13:53 2021 No.15863553 >>15863425 Nuggets, swiss chard, risotto

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:15:57 2021 No.15863564 File: 47 KB, 598x407, deenz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863425

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:22:08 2021 No.15863585 >>15863447 >No black people or Muslims or Jews Make this the name of the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:23:08 2021 No.15863589 File: 47 KB, 598x407, deenz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863425

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:32:06 2021 No.15863627 Steak and eggs, anything else is faggot shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:44:59 2021 No.15863675 File: 2.54 MB, 152x114, 08.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863627 >Steak made out of you makes me eat faggot shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:51:27 2021 No.15863691 >>15863425 A Bloody Mary, but without all that shit on it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:53:34 2021 No.15863700 >>15863675 Come say that to my face manlet, I'll fuck you up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 07:57:30 2021 No.15863713 >>15863700 I'll make you cum so hard faggot try me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 08:10:35 2021 No.15863754 >>15863713 Exactly how i ordered it. >With extra protein in my faggot steak

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:20:32 2021 No.15864570 fucking weak. I thought you'd have more ideas

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:24:12 2021 No.15864587 Japanese food is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 12:31:18 2021 No.15864628 >>15863447 A solid foundation. Also Hispanics, South Americans, no white natives etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 16:39:06 2021 No.15865876 The freshest oysters as an appetiser. Large, golden, butterflied fried shrimp as one of the mains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 17:29:11 2021 No.15866186 Party Cheese Salad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 17:32:08 2021 No.15866204 >>15863482 >>15863504 >>15866186 these, also deenz

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 22:29:00 2021 No.15867784 >>15863425 how much does this cost at a restaurant? estimates please

Anonymous Wed Mar 31 23:46:37 2021 No.15868168

Small Menu (like one page simple), open kitchen, quality spirits at a short mark-up, a prix fixe option with a modern and cozy atmosphere. That's all. No flashy bullshit. No "specials" (though rotations in seafood would be awesome) just solid cooking and a simple yet comfy experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 23:50:36 2021 No.15868191 A can of deenz at your table. Drink options are coffee or green tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 31 23:59:52 2021 No.15868242 >>15868191 opened can, not drained, communal fork in the center

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 02:45:14 2021 No.15868961 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, jack makes...spaghetti.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack is the celebrity chef

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 02:56:38 2021 No.15868995 >>15867784 60-80

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 03:39:21 2021 No.15869126 >>15868961 You mean executive chef

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 03:41:49 2021 No.15869133 >>15868961 What is that retard doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 03:55:09 2021 No.15869162 Me? Crab legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 04:18:27 2021 No.15869194 >>15868961 I wish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 04:24:24 2021 No.15869204 >>15868961 To be fair, one pot recipes are generally bad memes. There's a reason you don't just throw everything into a pot at once and call it dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 04:32:11 2021 No.15869218 File: 72 KB, 595x335, 20161224_xmd001[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a HECKIN hoppy IPA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 09:51:50 2021 No.15870158 >>15868168 A comfy menu like that practically offers itself up to some comfy variations as long as it still stays small and has one or two constant favorites

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 10:00:30 2021 No.15870187 File: 1.54 MB, 3724x2096, 8BCF5206-8006-4F60-A72B-16260F1A7A52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15863447 >>15863585 Yes and yes. And allota poetatoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 1 12:18:33 2021 No.15870807 >>15863447 And no anglos.

Anonymous Thu Apr 1 12:29:23 2021 No.15870843
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>>15863425
Daily menu

Appetizer:
Chips with soy approved hot sauce
garbage sushi roll made by a 22-year-old "chef"

Entree:
Well done steak
Skyline chili spaghetti
McChicken

Sides:
Mash potatoes with skin on but mashed so fine you can't see it
grilled salad

Desert: adam ragusea head on a platter.

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