/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.15882373]

>I'm a vegan because meat is disgusting
oh, sweet child, all of nature is

[Anonymous No.15882378]

the vegan eats copious amounts of potato

[Anonymous No.15882381]

>>15882373
Reminder that mushroom and yeast are not vegan.

[Anonymous No.15882389]

the vegan leaves his home for a month and the potato conspires against him

no meat ever do that to me

[Anonymous No.15882396]

>>15882381
what's the reasoning here?

[Anonymous No.15882418]

the vegan loves his spicy ethnic food like the huitlacoche

which is basically the mexican cancer of the corn

do you see meat eaters eat animal cancer? nope

[Anonymous No.15882421]

>Americans see roots
>AAAA I'M GOING INSANE
Lmao, I see nothing disgusting about some growth op. You might be mentally ill

[Anonymous No.15882427]

>>15882396
They are living organisms, more so than vegetables and other grains.

[Anonymous No.15882430]

>>15882421
>Americans see Roots
>AAAA My name is Kunta Kinte!

[Anonymous No.15882432]

the vegan love his exotic fruit like durian

which looks like the skin of a week long dead fetus and smells like sewage

[Anonymous No.15882433]

>>15882421
That much growth, the potato is spoiled.

[Anonymous No.15882437]

>>15882427
>unicellar life is more sapient than trees because i said so
???
schizoposter

[Anonymous No.15882443]

>>15882437
>because i said so

[Anonymous No.15882448]

>>15882432
still tasty

[Anonymous No.15882451]

>>15882373
Meds, take them. Also;
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[Anonymous No.15882450]

>>15882443
stale meme, still schizo

[Anonymous No.15882460]

"oh, don't mind me, mister vegan! I'm just an eggplant with a penis tumor soon to be part of your curry!"

>>15882427
how do you measure scales of livingness?

[Anonymous No.15882473]

no meat eater would a siamese twins piglet

but when the vegan is eating siamese twins carrot it's "funny, haha"

[Anonymous No.15882490]

>>15882373
Bh

[Anonymous No.15882496]

>>15882450
>stale meme
zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.15882499]

The vegan loves his organic apples.

So does the worm. He also likes to shit his little offsprings into your organic apple.

Do you see meat eaters eat wormy meat? Nope.

[Anonymous No.15882511]

Don't mind me, I'm just a rice with a little bit of a blight.

[Anonymous No.15882528]

Imagine being this mad someone doesn't want to eat meat lmao

[Anonymous No.15882537]

Hi, nature here. Mind if I have my child in the middle of your frozen cabbage, vegan?

Surely your favorite vegan restaurant would throw out the whole batch. ;^)

[Anonymous No.15882550]

Mind if I test out your cabbage before you do? Don't worry, I'll leave enough for both of us.

[Anonymous No.15882560]

Your friendly organic spinach here. This hilarious little spider lady left a little surprise on me for you here. I hope you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.15882571]

>pre-washed

[Anonymous No.15882658]

>>15882571
I HATE THOSE DAMN THINGS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

[Anonymous No.15882662]

>>15882658
does it taste like how it only smellz?

[Anonymous No.15882671]

>>15882373
Apparently this happens all the time

[Anonymous No.15882673]

>>15882418
It's just a fungus

[Anonymous No.15882692]

>smells like the last farts escaping a dead person while cooked
nothin personnal, vegan

>>15882673
no, u

[Anonymous No.15882696]

https://www.ladbible.com/news/food-mum-shocked-to-find-lizard-head-in-her-lidl-vegan-bolognese-20200710

Classic. This is what the suburban bitch gets for not growing tomatoes in a pot like a normal human being and getting it from a store.

For fucks sake its even July when the article came out. There is no excuse to eat tinned tomatoes in July if you have a fucking yard with sun.

[Anonymous No.15882714]

>>15882550
See thats when you turn a pest into feed for livestock.
Ducks will fucking eat 200 of these fuckers a day each, and they know where they hide.

But vegans think thats animal exploitation. So just spray the plant with stuff that will kill everything.

[Anonymous No.15882725]

>>15882692
you know you must be over 18 to post here right ?

[Anonymous No.15882734]

>>15882714
>keeping ducks
Enjoy cleaning out shit filled ponds/swimming pools/water tubs every day until you die.

[Anonymous No.15882751]

>>15882671
Is he okay?

[Anonymous No.15882771]

>>15882421
First off it smells horrible, second off the potato becomes toxic to eat. You look retarded right now.

[Anonymous No.15882772]

*cough, cough*
I'm sorry, anon. Me and my fellow melons developed hollow hearts.
*cough*
please, eat us regardless
*cough*
please

[Anonymous No.15882774]

>>15882373
The first time I bought a sack of potatoes and saw them sprout I freaked the fuck out. I didn't know they fucking grew tentacles. It was messed up bros.

[Anonymous No.15882780]

>>15882734
:) I do enjoy it! So does my garden!

I also enjoy getting a dozen duck eggs every day.

[Anonymous No.15882781]

>>15882734
ok but duck eggs man

[Anonymous No.15882784]

>>15882772
Ready to settle down now

[Anonymous No.15882794]

>>15882751
I'm used to it

[Anonymous No.15882801]

>>15882781
how were those cooked??? My duck eggs just look like normal eggs.

[Anonymous No.15882805]

>ends up being in your vegan french fries anyway
>those are the crispy parts you actually like a lot
yumm, rot

[Anonymous No.15882817]

>>15882801
salted duck eggs. there are probably recipes online but i do know that its an asian thing

[Anonymous No.15882835]

[Anonymous No.15882892]

>>15882373
>>15882378
>>15882389
This is mental illness the post

[Anonymous No.15882903]

>>15882794
He looks sad. Are you sure he gonna live?

[Anonymous No.15882905]

>>15882460
If the soul ratio measures above 0.2 on a spiritscope, it's alive.

[Anonymous No.15882906]

>>15882373
Its kind of weird that every part of the potato is poisonous except the potato.

[Anonymous No.15882913]

>>15882805
looks like my moms asshole.

[Anonymous No.15882918]

>>15882903
Some make it, some don't.

Idk why people who have a yard don't just grow a tiny garden every summer.

[Anonymous No.15882957]

>2021
>vegan and doesn't eat bugs

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but I can't survive on just bugs

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>they're disgusting!!

They're not, unless you're young and can't enjoy complex flavors

>I..I just don't want to!

You will eat the bugs and you WILL be happy, fucking peat-gavel

[Anonymous No.15883025]

>>15882499
that's not a worm you r-tard
larvae don't lay eggs

[Anonymous No.15883039]

>>15883025
So you're saying thats just plain shit?

[Anonymous No.15883050]

I'm enjoying this thread

[Anonymous No.15883060]

>>15882437
Mushrooms aren't unicellular, they're eukaryotes. In fact, they're more closely related to animals than plants are. NOT vegan.

[Anonymous No.15883066]

you wouldn't eat the vagina of a pig
you wouldn't eat the placenta of a pig
you wouldn't eat the ovary locule of the pig

[Anonymous No.15883071]

>Don't eat vegan because vegetables are gross with worms and sprouting tentacle abominations
>don't eat meat because of more worms and parasites
So, what do I eat then? Nothing?

[Anonymous No.15883072]

Reminder if you're anything but a Fruitarian, you're removing a complex, highly-evolved eukaryotic organism of its right to a self-deterministic life cycle.
Eating seeds is just like eating eggs.
Only the fruits of certain plants which have been freely dropped from the plant should be consumed, and only if an attempt to plant the seeds after is made.
Mass farming of grain is destroying the ecosystem, whether or not it's used to feed livestock. Sure, depopulation and starvation will result, but this is a MORAL OUTCOME for such a selfish species as ours.

[Anonymous No.15883076]

>>15883039
do you see a toilet?

[Anonymous No.15883081]

>>15883072
I'd also like to add plants DO suffer
The Othering of plants is just as egregious as othering of animals
Just because we can't conceive of them based on our own lines of awareness, doesn't mean they do not suffer from our exploitation of them
Vegans are not innocent of their sins!

[Anonymous No.15883082]

>>15883066
Yes I would.
And tell your mother I said hello

[Anonymous No.15883113]

>>15883076
yeah looks like the worm dug himself a little outhouse behind him and is filling it up quite nicely

[Anonymous No.15883114]

yum, vegan brains

much better

[Anonymous No.15883128]

As a vegan if I see animal blood I'm about to throw up. But when I see these scrumptious edible mushrooms I begin salivating immediately.

[Anonymous No.15883132]

>>15883060
Devils advocate here. Mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of fungi. As long as you don't dig up the mycelium you aren't hurting the fungal organism. The mushroom is a reproductive organ sent up temporarily to spread spores. This is why when you forage mushrooms you should always tap the mushrooms and place them in a mesh bag to help spread spores everywhere.

Happy morel season!

Also, nothing is vegan. Life is suffering. If you want to live a life where you minimize it you grow/hunt/forage/raise your own food.

[Anonymous No.15883142]

>>15883132
A fellow anti-natalist, I see.

[Anonymous No.15883144]

>>15883128
That's really sad that you are terrified of blood. Imagine being terrified of your own life's essence.

Also bleeding tooth fungus are very bitter and are only edible in the sense that they wont kill you.

[Anonymous No.15883152]

>>15883144
>muh bitter
pusy

[Anonymous No.15883153]

>>15883142
I am not an anti natalist.

[Anonymous No.15883156]

>>15883153
A fellow hypocrite, I see.

[Anonymous No.15883162]

>organic things can be spoiled
w o w

[Anonymous No.15883163]

>>15883156
how am I a hypocrite?

[Anonymous No.15883170]

>>15883163
>life is suffering
>lemme just spread it, lol

[Anonymous No.15883192]

>>15883170
Who said I was anti suffering?

[Anonymous No.15883196]

Please, anon.
Those are not worms, but my seedlings sproutings inside my belly.

Please, anon, don't eat me. Let me have my children.

Please. :'-(

[Anonymous No.15883198]

>>15882537
Hi, nature here. Mind if induce abscesses to your cattle?

Surely your favorite butcher would throw out the whole cow ;^)

[Anonymous No.15883217]

>>15883198
Never seen an abscess in meat before irl.

I have seen all the other shit on this board irl.

[Anonymous No.15883224]

>>15883198
That's completely different. That's an american only phenomenon. European meat is completely abscess free, because we don't rub the skin of the cows with tenderizer lotions while they are grazing like burgers do. Our teeth actually function, thank you. Also, burgers put cows very close to factories and they inhale the fumes and become addicted to the smell of burning tires, etc.

Completely avoidable.

[Anonymous No.15883226]

>>15883217
I have never seen a dead mouse in a head of lettuce irl.
Every single steak I've ever bought was filled with bot flies and abscesses.
Checkmate, carnist.

[Anonymous No.15883229]

>>15883226
>Every single steak I've ever bought was filled with bot flies and abscesses.

Do you live in Thailand? We don't eat pagpag where I live

[Anonymous No.15883231]

>>15883226
>I have never seen a dead mouse in a head of lettuce irl.
Most people don't notice it because a mouse fetus is very small. There's no real hazard in eating mouse with your lettuce once in a while.

[Anonymous No.15883233]

>>15883132
>As long as you don't dig up the mycelium you aren't hurting the fungal organism.
As long as you don't kill the chicken, you aren't hurting it by taking its egg, but vegans don't care about that.

[Anonymous No.15883236]

>gets ripped and a woody consistency by itself
nothin personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.15883237]

>>15883060
eukaryote is not oppositional to unicellular, there are many unicellular eukaryotes. furthermore, anon said yeast as well. yeast are unicellular fungi who are also eukaryotes.

[Anonymous No.15883252]

>>15883196
is this supposed to be disgusting or what? you are probably a literal manchild, that thing just sprouts, it's kind of cute

[Anonymous No.15883265]

mind if I grow another skin inside then just make it rot and stink like shit? yeah, you'd love that, wouldn't you!

[Anonymous No.15883270]

do I have a surprise for you!

[Anonymous No.15883280]

[Anonymous No.15883295]

just cook it long enough and eat it

bugs are very healthy source of nutrition

[Anonymous No.15883328]

>>15883224
not an american but im pretty sure cows can still get abscesses without factory fumes and "tenderizer lotions" which im pretty sure dont exist

[Anonymous No.15883342]

[Anonymous No.15883347]

>>15883295
OMG GROSS.
I never saw those because of ladybeetles but I have pic related which is just as bad.
They get in ALL your brassica and camouflage perfectly.

It really makes being an organic gardener a challenge. Thank god I have ducks who hoover this shit up

[Anonymous No.15883354]

>>15883347
explain this shit then: >>15883342

does your duck army will protect against things under the ground?

[Anonymous No.15883358]

>>15883196
>that thumb ring
jew?

[Anonymous No.15883371]

>>15883354
Are you a retard? That picture is of a prized carrot. It's perfectly edible

So far I haven't had any pest issues with my root crops yet. But if I do I will cross that bridge when I get there.

[Anonymous No.15883373]

Is this faggot implying that people who are not vegan don't ever eat any vegetable or what?

[Anonymous No.15883384]

kek this thread has been incredibly entertaining and full of ideas novel to me. Thank you, OP

[Anonymous No.15883388]

>>15883373
No I think he's referring to vegans who claim meat is gross when all things in nature can be gross.

[Anonymous No.15883412]

>>15883388
Well yes anything that is maggot/insect infested is gross, it might be even chocolate.
>but onion with double peel and sprouts are disgusting too
Here he is just being manchild.

[Anonymous No.15883413]

>>15883371
>That picture is of a prized carrot.
Yeah, in the annual Carrot Cancer (CACA) race.

[Anonymous No.15883426]

>>15883413
idk he seems pretty happy about it

[Anonymous No.15883427]

>>15882903
>does it matter if I make it

[Anonymous No.15883429]

>>15882771
Nah I've eaten potatoes with some growth dozens of times and it was fine. You are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.15883441]

>>15883426
wow how is he not scared of a carrot while OP is, might it be that OP is a massive faggot?

[Anonymous No.15883449]

>>15882692
>>15882725
>I know you must be 18
Brussels sprouts are really this meme, they will start tasting better the older you get.

[Anonymous No.15883454]

>>15883328
>not knowing about the cow tenderizer lotion

[Anonymous No.15883460]

>>15883454
bros....

[Anonymous No.15883481]

You wouldn't eat a rabbit suffering from gigantism, yet it is somehow socially acceptable to eat mutant vegetables.

[Anonymous No.15883486]

>>15883481
here's an artist's rendition to demonstrate what I mean

[Anonymous No.15883489]

>>15883486
idk man I think I'd still eat it

[Anonymous No.15883491]

>>15883481
because the vegetable isn't disgusting even when suffering from gigantism, on the other hand the meat ...

[Anonymous No.15883501]

>>15883491
>vegetable isn't disgusting even when suffering from gigantism
imagine its hard, wood-like skin

[Anonymous No.15883506]

>>15883491
>the vegetable isn't disgusting even when suffering from gigantism

[Anonymous No.15883549]

>>15883481
>You wouldn't eat a rabbit suffering from gigantism

uhhhh.

[Anonymous No.15883558]

>>15883454
Thats not for tenderizing meat

[Anonymous No.15883559]

>>15883454
That's not tenderizing lotion. That's lotion for chapped teats/udder. It's the same as putting lotion on your hands when they are dry.

[Anonymous No.15883568]

>>15883549
that's not even close to gigantism
look at >>15883506 >>15883501
these fuckers are like 100 times bigger than normal pickles

you wouldn't eat a rabbit 100x bigger than regular

[Anonymous No.15883576]

>>15883568
>5'11 vs 6'0

[Anonymous No.15883578]

>>15883549
bugs... easy on the carrots

[Anonymous No.15883581]

>>15882389
why are creeping vines so primordially terrifying?

[Anonymous No.15883588]

>>15882801
All the duck eggs I've seen or had have really orange yolks
I think that means they're fresh or just a bit different chemically, since I've seen chicken eggs that look like that.

[Anonymous No.15883602]

>>15883576
does your mega cow come with huge bulbous tumors?

didn't think so

[Anonymous No.15883656]

Did somebody say lanternfly? They love them some grape.

[Anonymous No.15883658]

>>15883501
>you wouldn't eat inedible thing
wow really?

[Anonymous No.15883692]

>>15883658
watch me

[Anonymous No.15883695]

>>15883347
Had a bad assassin bug and your pic related pretty bad lady year. I'll probably won't grow Brussel sprouts for a while.

[Anonymous No.15883767]

>>15883692
that's cool, I would eat only one on the right, those ingredients on the left aren't inedible though

[Anonymous No.15883768]

>>15882373
cute potato roots

[Anonymous No.15883776]

>>15882692
>there are fungus among us
oh shi-

[Anonymous No.15883777]

And let me not get started with vegetables suffering from dwarfism. The vegan scientists realized that what they are forcing themselves to eat are as much if not more disgusting than meat so they wanted to tinify the vegetables in hopes it won't be so disgusting. (((Cutenes, etc.)))

But here's a thing. You can't make veggies small enough for the smallest pests, worms, etc.

[Anonymous No.15883785]

>>15883767
>cellulose is non-digestible by humans

[Anonymous No.15883837]

>>15883785
well beef won't be digested completely either, how much cellulose is there even, it's not a cellulose patty

[Anonymous No.15883879]

>Oh so you wanna be a big baby faggot about eating meat, huh? I'll show you who's the biggest baby faggot!

[Anonymous No.15883884]

Interesting thread. Thanks, op

[Anonymous No.15883893]

>>15883879
jej

[OP No.15883903]

>>15883879
my sides

[Anonymous No.15883966]

>>15883879

[Anonymous No.15884002]

>>15882835
Can somebody tell me what the fuck the purpose of this thing is

[Anonymous No.15884012]

>>15884002
Where I'm from we use it for various soups.

[Anonymous No.15884033]

Why does something being natural necessarily mean it's better? Poison oak is natural, good luck putting that in a salad

[Anonymous No.15884041]

>>15884002
and from where the op is they use it in witch stories because it is ew yucky

[Anonymous No.15884050]

>>15884033
you don't really call this an argument, do you?

[Anonymous No.15884062]

>>15884050
Bears are natural too, you gunna put a bear in your salad?

[Anonymous No.15884077]

>>15884062
Do you not eat bear salad?

[Anonymous No.15884155]

>>15883602
u mean like this?

[Anonymous No.15884156]

>>15884077
no, I bear arms

[Anonymous No.15884161]

>>15884077
https://modernhuntsman.com/food/bear-steak-salad

[Anonymous No.15884171]

>>15884155
more like this

[Anonymous No.15884192]

>>15882430
Lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.15884197]

>>15882771
So put it in the ground and get many potatoes.

[Anonymous No.15884208]

>>15884197
op probably cannot even multiply potatoes

[Anonymous No.15884271]

>>15884208
2 potatos + 3 potatos = 5 potatos

[Anonymous No.15884442]

>>15883295
Just looking at this picture explains the "bad" broccoli I have had through the years

[Anonymous No.15884492]

>>15883412
>Rotten food isn't gross
Good job acting superior on a cooking board you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.15884499]

>>15882430
based reading rainbow poster

[Anonymous No.15884535]

>>15884171
>Skipping forearm injection day
NGMI

[Anonymous No.15884562]

>>15884535
to be fair he did put tenderizing lotion on his forearm

[Anonymous No.15884753]

>>15883128
I heard these smell like death

[Anonymous No.15884760]

>>15883198
dip shrimp in it

[Anonymous No.15884765]

>>15883549
cute dog

[Anonymous No.15884771]

>>15882774
first time i saw it i got extremely aroused

[Anonymous No.15884776]

>>15883692
I told someone I didn't like Beyond because it had a weird after taste from the coconut oil. They said I was retarded and that it didn't have coconut oil, so I linked them the website and showed them that it did have coconut oil. They said I didn't what I was talking about and that I was making stuff up just to disprove vegan's claims that Beyond would satisfy meat eater's tastes. Impossible burgers taste fine and resemble the taste of lean beef perfectly imo.

[Anonymous No.15884781]

>>15884161
Where do you get bear meat besides hunting it?

[Anonymous No.15884790]

>>15884781
idk buy it off a hunter.

[Anonymous No.15884808]

>>15884776
idk why people are so sensitive about that shit. It's processed cooperate name brand food. it's like being a faggoty little bitch when someone says they don't like doritos or wendys. Who fucking cares?

[Anonymous No.15884830]

>>15882427
It's not about whether or not it is alive, it is about whether or not it causes suffering. You can easily see that a pig can feel pain. With a mushroom, it might react to being damaged but it most likely isn't capable of pain or suffering.

[Anonymous No.15884851]

>>15883233
Have you ever looked into why they are critical of egg production? It is because it creates a demand for only female hens, so the male chicks are useless and slaughtered in large numbers. I'm not even a vegan, but you are a retard

[Anonymous No.15884859]

>>15884851
My male chicks weren't useless. I raised them until they were around 16 weeks then slaughtered them for meat. Lived twice as long as broilers and I still am working on eating them. So now I dont support industrial egg production OR industrial poultry. Win win, if I do say so myself.

[Anonymous No.15884861]

>>15883114
you can't eat that mushroom, retard

[Anonymous No.15884867]

>>15882418
This actually tastes pretty good.

[Anonymous No.15884870]

>>15882373
Vegans are literally destroying our oxygen sources. They are the worst.

[Anonymous No.15884872]

>>15883429
You might want to see a doctor anon

[Anonymous No.15884877]

>>15884830
Of course a pig can feel pain. This is why we should promote and educate people on how to properly source meat. What good is it if people go vegan, eat unsustainable crops that still kill animals anyways, and then over 70% of them are back to eating meat anyways in less than 5 years. Wouldn't it be better to just... you know... pull support away from factory farming not through supermarket certification, but through direct consumer certification via visiting the farm, asking the farmer questions, and supporting farms that prioritize animal welfare?

[Anonymous No.15884903]

>>15884859
That's good!

[Anonymous No.15884913]

>>15884877
I never said I was arguing in favor of veganism, just specifically why eating a mushroom is different from a pig regardless of the mushroom being living.

[Anonymous No.15884917]

>>15884913
I mean, it's also different because a single pig could feed you for way longer than a single mushroom could.

[Anonymous No.15884928]

Potatoes are beautiful. They're my favorite plant. Look at those sprouts! Shove it in a bucket and you got yourself some delicious potatoes. Imagine it in a stew, or a curry, maybe mashed with some sausage!!

[Anonymous No.15884947]

>>15882460
>egplant with big nose
>oy sheeeeeit

[Anonymous No.15884953]

>trying to make vegetables look bad
Ok obese fags

[Anonymous No.15885179]

>>15882396
because they are by definition not plants as fungi

[Anonymous No.15885694]

>>15882373
I want how potatoes grow bad and grow that stuff. Humans should grow that when they die. MAN that woul dbe so COOL!

[Anonymous No.15885715]

This thread is kinda making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.15885729]

>>15882396
They're fungi, which for all intents and purposes are non-mobile animals at the cellular level.

[Anonymous No.15885787]

>>15885729
For a very small percentage of intents and purposes, actually.

[Vegtripper No.15885899]

Funny as 99 percent of diseases you can get from foods come from meat

[Anonymous No.15885910]

>>15882373
Well, you shouldn't eat that. Not healthy. Like you shouldn't eat too much meat. The more you eat meat, the more you eat other living beings in horrible conditions so they have shit life caged up in small spaces. And the more you eat, the unhealthier your diet is. Some meat is fine. Too much is too much.

[Anonymous No.15885916]

>>15885910
Forgot to add that you should eat more freely lived fish and buy meat that has grown in nature if you can't hunt or fish yourself.

[Anonymous No.15885956]

>>15883486
I would eat it.

[Anonymous No.15885972]

What is this thread format?
I remember seeing something similar to this except about Americans
>This is merely a child size serving in America
>The American child prepares for his 7th serving, a below average amount for Americans
>The American prepares for a grueling 30 minutes without food as the staff is on break

[Anonymous No.15885973]

>>15883568
the fuck i wouldn't. although i would still end up starving to death

[Anonymous No.15886012]

ITT: morons that have never grown food before in their life complain about produce because all the stuff they've seen comes from stores and have been selected carefully to be free from defects.
(some slip through the cracks and the autists complain about it on every social media platform blaming the store cause they don't check through every grain of rice).

Go fuck yourselves you fucking sanitized brainlets who only live to consume.

[Anonymous No.15886064]

>>15882450
You're a stale meme you faggot

[Anonymous No.15886136]

>>15883581
Demons.

[Anonymous No.15886148]

>>15882696
>food mum
kek.

[Anonymous No.15886184]

>>15882662
From what I remember from my childhood, the taste is even worse.

>>15882671
Free pet frog.
I'd buy that salad

[Anonymous No.15886200]

>>15885899
>source: veganscience.com

[Anonymous No.15886210]

>>15886012
>ITT: morons that have never grown food before in their life complain about produce because all the stuff they've seen comes from stores and have been selected carefully to be free from defects.
Veganism is promoted exactly through this way, your realize, right? Those factory farming/butchering videos are basically an "inside look" to the super carefully selected most extreme cases that go on in the industry behind the veil of the urban supermarket. This thread is the same with vegetables.

Good job figuring it out. You are very smart.

[Anonymous No.15886216]

>>15884271
Is it part of the joke that you did addition and not multiplication?

[Anonymous No.15886218]

>>15886184
why or how did you taste that shit?

[Anonymous No.15886222]

>>15884861
yes you can
>Although potentially fatal if eaten raw, Gyromitra esculenta is a popular delicacy in Scandinavia, Eastern Europe, and the upper Great Lakes region of North America. Although popular in some districts of the eastern Pyrenees, it is prohibited from sale to the public in Spain. It may be sold fresh in Finland, but it must be accompanied by warnings and instructions on correct preparation.

[Anonymous No.15886313]

>>15886210
But my vegetables get to live comfortably in a warehouse throughout their "teen" years before they mature. It's way healthier, plus the growth chemicals probably help me grow too (I'm 5'6").

[Anonymous No.15886577]

>>15882389
Fuck man. You go on holiday and when you come back your house is Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.15886590]

>>15883128
Hmmm, cheesecake with strawberry sauce.

[Anonymous No.15886624]

>>15883454
That's the tenderizing lotion we use as well. We tried the green one but it didn't tenderize as well. Something in the American soil makes our cow meat much tougher so it's necessary, sadly.

[Anonymous No.15886938]

>>15883152
I'm not the one who throws up when I see an animal with a paper cut

[Anonymous No.15886990]

>>15883588
Ducks generally have a more varied and rich diet, which gives the eggs that color. You’re right you can see it in good quality chicken eggs too, it’s a good sign

[Anonymous No.15887007]

>>15884877
Just what I want on my farm, shitlibs asking questions about the ethics of my practices.

[Anonymous No.15887221]

>>15883581
If I was a psychologist, I would say it is a primordial response to staying away from things with spindly legs because they may bite and poison you.

[Anonymous No.15887229]

>>15887007
If you can't feel comfortable answering questions about your farming practices to your consumers maybe you should question if you are farming correctly.

[Anonymous No.15887564]

>>15887007
People like you are why vegans are vegans.

[Anonymous No.15887618]

>>15883576
There is no way this is real

[Anonymous No.15887623]

>>15887229
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15887627]

>>15887564
Pretty much. I'm a small scale homesteader (looking to scale up to a small production, local sale only farmer) and I actually have a vegetarian who is willing to eat the meat that I produce simply because I am willing to honestly answer any questions and show pictures. We also have similar values (both against factory farming).

Industrial agribusiness is ugly, regardless of what is being produced. I think its fucked up that an individual farm will have over a million chickens or over 10,000 hogs or cattle. How the fuck can you not make a living on just a fraction of that number? It boggles my mind.

[Anonymous No.15887635]

>>15887627
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.15887637]

>>15887618
big steer is real

[Anonymous No.15887642]

>>15887635
>>15887623

[Anonymous No.15887643]

>>15887642
Sure thing chud

[Anonymous No.15887653]

One time I left a bag of potatoes in a kitchen cabinet in my apartment, and a month later they rotted and it smelled like ammonia and dead rats. There is a stain in the cabinet, and the smell hasn't completely gone away.

I'm moving in a month. Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.15887660]

>>15887618

[Anonymous No.15887669]

>>15887660
Imagine the steaks.

[Anonymous No.15887676]

>>15884808
Because vaganism is a religion and not a diet.

[Anonymous No.15887679]

>>15887669
Yeah but abattoirs cant take him.
This is why home slaughter is king. That fucker could easily feed a man for half a decade.

[Anonymous No.15887710]

>>15887564
>>15887627
Nonsense. The wast majority of vegans became vegans out of a vague sense of moralism (poor animals!). It allows them to see themselves as morally superior to the rest of the sheeple who still eat meat. As an ideology it's not much different from, say, a /pol/tard boycotting israeli products, since both are basically just a set of consumer choices.

You could argue that these two poles try to define themselves in direct opposition to the other, but that's not really true. For example Hitler wanted to force Germany to become vegan after they won the war (picrel) and even today there are nazi groups that are vegans: https://www.vice.com/en/article/evb4zw/why-so-many-white-supremacists-are-into-veganism From the other side there are actually liberals who agree with boycotting Israel like Chomsky and Finkelstein.

[Anonymous No.15887724]

>>15887710
>Vice "article"
>le meme pic proves my point!!!
Holy shit, kys.

[Anonymous No.15887737]

>>15887724
In Hitler's Table Talk: 1941–1944, a collection of transcribed monologues delivered by the führer in conversation with his inner circle, he advocates for vegetarianism as a universally natural and healthy choice, using humans' vegetarian "ancestral instincts" and young children's "antipathy" to meat as evidence for his argument.

Savitri Devi developed these ideas further. Devi was a Greek national who became prominent in Ariosophisty, a set of occult traditions that mythologize European peoples as descended from the "original" Aryans. After World War II, she wrote books propagating Nazi esotericism and ethical vegetarianism. Using Hinduism as her prime example, she argued that "selfish" vegetarians abstain from meat for fear of retribution in the afterlife, whereas "unselfish" Aryan vegetarians demonstrate their superhuman qualities and racial superiority by caring for the welfare of "all" sentient creatures.

While this may seem contradictory—how can one support animal rights but deny the rights of other people?—there is a long history of animal welfare and environmentalism in white nationalist communities. The Nazi Party, for example, had a "green wing" that pushed for environmental reform, including organic farming and reforestation programs, and protections for certain species of plants and animals. Along with Hitler, Heinrich Himmler was a vegetarian who opposed vivisection and cruelty toward animals. Far-right organic farming movements emerged in postwar Australia, connecting notions of race, nation, land, and nature.

For this niche dietary group, then, the notion of "blood and soil" lends itself to an idealized vision of Aryan ethical veganism as part of white people's racial purity and heritage. Romanticized veganism can serve as an entry point to white nationalism, or reinforces other white nationalist beliefs.

[Anonymous No.15887745]

>>15887724
>Take Aryanism.net, for example. Among all the articles devoted to the history, philosophy, and politics of white nationalism, the site has a full page dedicated to veganism. Littered with quotes from Hitler, Hess, Devi, and Joseph Goebbels, the anonymous author(s) claim that veganism is "a hallmark of an authentic National Socialist," and "a sign of genuine empathy and a level of nobility beyond presently popular norms."

Here, contemporary nazis shilling for veganism: https://archive.md/GhCQn

[Anonymous No.15887818]

>>15887710
Chomsky and Finkelstein are racial traitors. Their arguments are twisted and ludicrous.
Chomsky is a Rockefeller man. The Rockefellers supported the Nazi regime. They provided assistance to the Nazi International. The Rockefellers were against the recognition of Israel, but the Jews dug up dirt on them and, using blackmail, forced the Rockefellers to put pressure on their puppets. The Rockefellers hate Jews very much and love the Nazis.
The Rockefellers come from the Netherlands, but their ancestor is a captured Ottoman soldier. Probably, he is not of Turkish origin, because the Luciferian views of the Rockefellers refer to Gnosticism, the Gnosticism that brought Plthon to the West (Plthon himself was considered the reincarnation of Plato, one of the prophets of a number of Gnostic religions, for example, Alawite).

[Anonymous No.15887825]

>>15882373
Can’t wait to plant my spuds

[Anonymous No.15887862]

>>15882692
cut and pan fry or bake those fuckers in butter and garlic
your welcome

[Anonymous No.15887871]

>>15887737
>>15887745
Go back to /Pol/, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.15887879]

>>15887710
>>15887737
>>15887745
>>15887818
I tried to read this shit, and even the shit from the white power link you sent me. It's just drivel, but it does remind me of when Gary Yourofsky had a full blown autistic meltdown when some dude was interviewing him and brought up that Hitler was a vegetarian.

[Anonymous No.15887890]

>>15887825
Nor should you. It's time now.

[Anonymous No.15887906]

>>15883559
>It's the same as putting lotion on your hands when they are dry.
Before jerking off

[Anonymous No.15887923]

>>15883776
>fungus among us
>among us
sus

[Anonymous No.15887935]

>>15887879
>Gary Yourofsky had a full blown autistic meltdown when some dude was interviewing him and brought up that Hitler was a vegetarian
I can imagine, because if you look at that "muh aryan" article, their reasons for veganism are ultimately the same.

[Anonymous No.15887952]

>>15887935
https://youtu.be/6S_8ARYTnE0?t=163

[Anonymous No.15887978]

[Anonymous No.15888560]

>>15883342
i wonder if that carrot is even edible, or woody and hollow? i grew a radish once the size of a cantaloupe. trust me, you wouldn't have wanted to eat that thing.

[Anonymous No.15888584]

>>15882781
how are duck eggs? not that different from chicken eggs i imagine.
just curious.
my family has a cabin in a little town in the mountains in AZ. the country market was selling duck eggs there for $5 a dozen (presumably grown by someone in the neighborhood). i was curious, but not 5 dollars curious.

[Anonymous No.15888617]

>>15888584
The difference between a duck egg and a chicken egg may or may not be inherently noticeable to a layman. However, if the ducks are raised outdoors on pasture and allowed to forage the taste (and nutrient quality) will be wildly different. Feed makes a big difference as well. In Japan, certain eggs can double certain nutrients just by changing up the feed, they will sell some eggs at 7 dollars PER EGG.

I personally enjoy my duck eggs, and for their quality I would definitely pay 5 dollars a dozen. Not to mention a duck egg is much higher calorie than a chicken egg. A medium chicken egg is around 60kcal and a small duck egg is around 90kcal.

Again, taste wise it will depend on how sensitive your taste buds are. I think the yolks are much richer and the whites are different quality, they taste better undercooked or used in baking than chicken eggs. I might actually try some of my duck eggs raw in freshly cooked rice.

[Anonymous No.15889977]

>>15882389
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN