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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Apr 8 03:57:19 2021 No.15908904 [Reply] [Original]

>order a large pizza
>eat 3/8
>throw the rest in the bin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 04:14:30 2021 No.15908963 Redpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:45:36 2021 No.15909197 >>15908904 I chuck the whole pizza I buy it just for the cool box to make a box fort to hide from my problems

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 05:52:02 2021 No.15909217 >>15909197 fat woman detected, and by chuck you of course mean chuck it down your throat >>15908904 weirdo >>15908963 incel

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 07:05:09 2021 No.15909385 >>15909217 by chuck i mean sneed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 08:59:03 2021 No.15909628 >>15909385 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:00:19 2021 No.15909629 File: 457 KB, 962x1070, 1533041237265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15908904 >the bin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:27:27 2021 No.15909701 >>15908904 >buy family sized bag of doritos >eat 1 chip >throw the rest away

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:34:52 2021 No.15909723 File: 324 KB, 594x479, 1558646013522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15908904 >order a salad >shotgun the dressing >throw the veggies away

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 09:37:09 2021 No.15909726 >order a large pizza >eat 8/8 >throw the rest in the bin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 13:25:47 2021 No.15910538 >>15908904 >not using the rest as bait to catch those annoying raccoons that have been shitting everywhere in your yard and then torturing said raccoons

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:00:16 2021 No.15910696 File: 85 KB, 962x717, 1457332455547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >order a large pizza >eat what I can >always save the 2 small slices for the dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 14:05:53 2021 No.15910727 >>15908904 >in the bin So 3/8th of a bong pizza is equivalent to about 1/20th of any American pizza. What are you like 3'6?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:21:16 2021 No.15911572 >>15910696 shit owner detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:27:13 2021 No.15911603 >order 2 large pizzas >eat 1 and maybe about half of the other >put the rest in the fridge and eat it cold the day later a luxury i only allow myself cause i only order pizza once a month.

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:39:57 2021 No.15911677
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>>15908904
>on a 1500 cal/day diet
>have my 2 meals (lunch and dinner) planned out
>my birthday comes around
>co-worker/friend buys me a big ass pizza with the fudge brownie cakes
>I rightfully get angry at her because she KNOWS I'm on a diet
>"cmon, anon, it's your birthday!"
>tell her I'll eat it at home, not hungry now
>throw it in the dumpster in the parking lot at work
Sorry, bitches, you won't ruin my weight loss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:43:48 2021 No.15911700 >>15911677 Just fast bro, instead of 1500/day do 0/day. You’ll lose weight 4x as fast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:45:52 2021 No.15911713 >>15910696 I eat all the good bits and give some crust to the dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:46:29 2021 No.15911716 >hungry for pizza >buy two large pizzas >eat 3/4 of one >save the rest >8/16 pizza for lunch next day >36/32 pizza for dinner next day

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 17:46:46 2021 No.15911717 >>15911700 I'm not trying to atrophy my muscles or dehydrate myself, man. Fasting doesn't work for me because I tend to binge when I break it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 18:01:53 2021 No.15911792 >>15911717 Whatever works for you works. Keep at it king.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 18:24:19 2021 No.15911915 >>15911716 h...how? how do you get your pizzas to reproduce? also, why would you eat a pizza that has just reproduced?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 18:26:37 2021 No.15911933 >>15911677 Unironically, undebatable CHAD behavior

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 19:14:05 2021 No.15912158 >>15909629 he's sorry for not speaking real Americoon

Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:15:20 2021 No.15912645
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>order two large pizzas and a tray of brownies for carryout from my local Papa John's®
>enter store, cashier greets me
>"whoa, must be having a party!"
>"haha you know it"
>return home, throw both pizzas in trash
>consume entire tray of brownies in one sitting
>pass out, wake up at 3 a.m. with intense kidney pain

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:43:42 2021 No.15912783 >>15908904 what if the pizza is cut into 6 slices?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:47:23 2021 No.15912799 >>15912783 eat 2.25 slices

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:48:17 2021 No.15912806 >>15909628 by suck I mean fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:54:18 2021 No.15912836 >>15910696 What a shitty dog owner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:55:19 2021 No.15912840 >>15911933 No because >>15911677 >Being overweight in the first place Pathetic fucking loser.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 21:57:56 2021 No.15912852 >>15912840 >not purposely gaining weight to see if you're strong enough to lose it with sheer willpower ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 8 22:04:49 2021 No.15912885 >>15912852 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 07:49:47 2021 No.15914711 >>15912852 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 07:51:26 2021 No.15914719 File: 1.26 MB, 1080x1145, 1606685871611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15909628 sneed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 07:52:56 2021 No.15914729 >>15912852 mirin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 08:04:52 2021 No.15914770 File: 112 KB, 1122x900, 1572795804489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Order 4 pizzas >Delivery man knocks at the door >Oh sorry man I didn't order anything I think you got the wrong address

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 09:59:06 2021 No.15915105 >>15908904 why did you decide to make this terrible thread and how is it still up after 24 hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:38:34 2021 No.15915213 >>15914770 > Ring up the Pizza Place and complain about your missed order > They apologise and offer me a free pizza as recompense > Give them the same address and wink at the same delivery driver as I open the door

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:45:03 2021 No.15915239 >>15912852 based af

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:45:47 2021 No.15915242 File: 170 KB, 360x346, tenor(1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15909629 >the mutt thinks its white

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 10:49:25 2021 No.15915261 >>15909723 this kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 11:01:29 2021 No.15915303 >>15910538 >t.psyco

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 11:17:42 2021 No.15915346 >>15911603 this except i microwave it instead of eating it cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 12:53:38 2021 No.15915669 >>15908904 do amerifats really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 14:33:02 2021 No.15916041 >>15912836 Maybe if I ate a pizza every week like you probably do, but I don't. Dogs can enjoy things other than meat slop and kibbles too you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 9 19:47:55 2021 No.15917638 >>15911677 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 10:15:26 2021 No.15920319 >>15909217 very small dick energy in this post

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 12:11:52 2021 No.15920738 >>15911717 >atrophy my muscles bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 13:27:14 2021 No.15921012 >>15915669 I'm british I don't know why that matters

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 13:49:08 2021 No.15921104 >>15908904 Wasteful consumption shall result in capital punishment when the right time comes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 14:02:35 2021 No.15921178 >>15915303 >t. Can't spell psycho

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 14:04:48 2021 No.15921192 File: 50 KB, 645x973, 6ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912836 >>15911572 >FEEDING DOGS BAAAAAAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 14:26:23 2021 No.15921299 >>15911572 >>15912836 Dogs lick their own ass and eat shit in the backyard. Giving them a slice of za isn't going to kill them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 14:29:52 2021 No.15921313 >>15908904 Why does /fit/ keep posting this mudslime here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 15:23:12 2021 No.15921566 >>15908904 Food wasting scum. Besides, cold pizza is great

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 19:52:39 2021 No.15922845 File: 280 KB, 820x1027, NCSWIC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15908904 >tip the pizzaboy $40 not because he did a good job but as a power play solely to notify him of my disposable income

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 19:56:36 2021 No.15922873 File: 25 KB, 400x396, havcom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15909723 reminds me of that greentext with the eurodude going to an american restuaurant and asking for the fruit salad and they hand him a cherry lollipop

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 19:59:39 2021 No.15922887 File: 1.13 MB, 1277x719, 1535100167791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15912836 You're gonna be around probably like 4 or 5 times longer than they are, give the fuckin pooch something to enjoy every now and again you faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 20:12:57 2021 No.15922927 >>15915242 What the hell is a mutt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 20:14:15 2021 No.15922934 >>15911717 You don't know what atrophy means

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 21:44:04 2021 No.15923298 >>15922927 Go back newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 22:36:07 2021 No.15923486 >>15908904 you are british

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 23:25:47 2021 No.15923644 >>15915303 what are you supposed to do with racoons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 23:33:46 2021 No.15923662 >>15908904 i do the exact same thing because i have control issues with eating, but i generally eat 4

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 10 23:36:00 2021 No.15923666 >>15911713 Me too only crust

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