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Please try to post relatively new shit. Doesn't have to be OC but please not the same ancient shit we've all seen.

>> No.15916413
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>> No.15916463

>>15916453
My new fetish

>> No.15916470

>>15916413
>chunky cum chug

>> No.15916473

>>15916408
Why would I post shit here? Gross.

>> No.15916474

>>15916408
hahaha DUDE!!!
this got me sponged af! those nokia phones are frickin indestructible haha!

>> No.15916483

>>15916453
I don't know was real or not, but poor Mo'quisha.

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>>15916470
He's a big chugger.

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>> No.15917012

>>15917001
That's a pretty lame trick.

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>>15916408

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>> No.15917185

>>15917124
Looks tasty.

>> No.15917259

>>15916408
>rofl nokia indestructible right? haha xD epic

>> No.15917268

>>15916408
what a jerk

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>> No.15917432

>>15917407
>big mac
>well, it's big
>but is it mac or not, let's check
my sides

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>> No.15917522

>>15917513
Eggsplain?

>> No.15917528

>>15917522
He sells cooked eggs.

>> No.15917546

>>15917407

fucking love that channel

>> No.15917548

>>15917528
How?

>> No.15917557

>>15917548
people pay money for food

>> No.15917700

>>15917513
is there a door behind him or how does he even gets out of that booth?

>> No.15917716

>>15916408
I wish 2G network wasn't shut down in Australia. I miss having a good phone.

>> No.15917766

>>15917700
what makes you think he leaves?

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>> No.15917910

>>15917855
Put in on a bread roll and baby you got a mettbrötchen going.

>> No.15917996

>>15916453
i find white face to be unacceptable and she needs to be canceled forever

>> No.15918026

>>15917873
Oh look it's this autistic faggot posting the same tired webms we've seen every single thread.

>> No.15918064

>>15917012
To be fair, eggs can take a beating.

>> No.15918077

>>15917821
>>15917825
>>15917835
>>15917849
>>15917855
>>15917861
>>15917873
Fucking obsessed. Kill yourself.

>> No.15918155

>>15917557
this world never ceases to amazing and inspire me

>> No.15918179

>>15918077
if it wasn't truth you wouldn't be so mad :^)

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>>15918179

>> No.15918219

>>15917821
Americans really are this stupid.

>> No.15918225

>>15917835
I hate this so much because I know there are people who would actually think this tastes good

>> No.15918231

>>15917873
NGL gonna lie, the idea of grilled banana bread instead of a bun is kinda good

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>>15916453

>> No.15918324

>>15918261
well that's a fon-don't if I ever saw one

>> No.15918345

>>15917700
He needs to cook all the eggs by nightfall, but he always falls asleep by then; when he wakes up, the eggs are magically replenished. In such a way is he kept from his family by an evil sorceress who desires him as a lover, though his health wanes day by day, making him look drawn and ugly.

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>> No.15918447

>>15917821
>>15917825
But this is Germany

>> No.15918563 [DELETED] 

>>15918435
I hate gooks so fucking much

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>> No.15918792

>>15918435
if the people in The Thing were asians, this is what would happend.

>> No.15918808

>>15917513
Are those eggs?

>> No.15918836

>>15917124
dae want to suckle his balls?

>> No.15918858

>>15918703
im getting some gay vibes from this

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>>15916408

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>>15916474
>sponged

>> No.15918922

>>15917513
Why do people freak out about poorfags in Indonesia or India, w/e making egg sandwiches

>> No.15918960

>>15918874
Those girls must be mid to late 30s by now.

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>>15917513
Do you think his wife was whisked away?

>> No.15918979

>>15918960
Hey kind of like you

>> No.15918987

>>15918979
I'm 29

>> No.15919019

>>15918261
>scared of the cheese
>puts his hand near the wildly spinning metal spiral
>doesn't immediately turn it off
what an idiot

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>> No.15919210

>>15918858
that's just how men are these days, like they're a spongebob character

>> No.15919226

>>15918345
like a really weird take on sisyphus, he can escape hades once he cooks all the eggs but as soon as he turns his head the racks are refilled

>> No.15919584

>>15917855
This is still a german.

>>15917873
>>15917861
No american place I have ever seen has done either of these, but Australia has.

>> No.15919835

>>15918447
By this point posting that as "american cooking" is just for trolling purposes, and mutts, being as retarded as they are, always fall for it.

>> No.15919841

>>15919123
What? I thought prisoners were provided three square meals a day.

>> No.15919860

>>15918563
It's already dead man, it doesn't even have a head. That's just how eel muscle reacts to salt and heat, it freaks the fuck out

>> No.15919866

>>15918077
cope

>> No.15919871

>>15918231
deep fry your hands please

>> No.15919874

>>15918261
what kind of unholy cheese imitant does that?

>> No.15919886

>>15918261
I was waiting for his hair to get snagged.

>> No.15920255

>>15916453
>>15916463
now I want to fuck a negress covered in flour

>> No.15920257

>>15920255
Imagine the smell

>> No.15920268 [DELETED] 

>>15916996
At what fucking point do these monkeys think this is okay ? What kind of fucking low IQ individual do you have to be to think that dipping your disgusting, unwashed, shit-brown coloured paw in food is okay ? God damn I hate India

>> No.15920286

>>15917001
The rim of the bowl, idiot? It's there for a reason.

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>>15917835
This is why the life expectancy in the midwest is 40: Diabetic sloppa.

>> No.15920300

>>15919019
Koreans are practically inbred at this point, anon.

>> No.15920304

>>15917855
Hey this isn't ba-
>Starts eating it raw
nvm

>> No.15920308

>>15919841
Prison culture is about creating choices. It doesn't matter what they provide, people still like treating themselves.

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>>15917835

>> No.15920314

>>15916408
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOKIA YOU GET IT??? HAHAHAH REMEMBER THAT PHONE - NOKIA? IT WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE AMIRIGHT? LOL AMIRIGHT? HAHAHAHA

>> No.15920324

>>15918261
Modern "men" are a mistake.
I thought Korea still had 2 years of mandatory military service, but I guess not even that can save them.

>> No.15920370

>>15918261
The asians fear the melted cheese

>> No.15920382

>>15920370
That guy in particular prolly fears most things

>> No.15920415

>>15919841
from what ive heard sometimes they smuggle food from the cafeteria for these recipes and in some prisons they can use the lil bits of money they get to buy snacks and other things which they use in the recipes as well. theres a prison cooking channel on youtube that shows you how weird and creative they get with their foods even if most of it looks disgusting

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>>15917513
He's ok

>> No.15920476

>>15920440
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>> No.15920576

>>15917861
How does white powder and white liquid turn into orange goop?

>> No.15920618

>>15920576
white power, thats how

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>> No.15920664

>>15919019
Yet that doesn't tip you off that it's fake and gay.

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>> No.15920729

>>15917124
CHONKY

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>>15917124
damn he thicc

>> No.15920852

>>15917128
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1213750/Fight_Crab/

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>>15917432

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>>15919841
The same exact three squares every day for years. You do anything to have variety.

>> No.15920953

>>15920938
t. never cooked a day in his life

>> No.15920956

>>15920953
Who are you replying to?

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>>15919123
>The world could learn something being incarcerated
Yeah, or you could just not get yourself thrown in jail and then you can bake a real cake in the comfort of your own home.

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>>15920292
>tfw I easily could've lost tirty ponds dis munt

>> No.15921002

>>15920972
You don't have to go to prison for it, but discovering your ability to solve problems without the assistance of instructions or the correct tools really is a powerful life lesson. We get used to the crutches society provides and often forget to tap into what our minds can really do.

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>>15917835
every time.

>> No.15921033

>>15916408
Fuck, i hate iPhone.

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>> No.15921151

>>15921141
Woah a special convection cooking technology. Science is so cool.

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>>15917001

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>>15920998

>> No.15921220

>>15918987
dodged a bullet there anon

>> No.15921223

>>15921141
This is unironically awesome because it's a contained and clean appliance and will give you a notification on your phone when it's done. And you can program it into Siri (which means you can also program it into Alexa) as well which is extremely convenient. So this takes baking to the next level.

>> No.15921235

>>15918703
They seem gay. Also sippy cups. Keep these two away from children.

>> No.15921239

>>15921024
>a cross section of your pancreas after you eat it

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>>15920286
this man would like to disagree

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Do brits really?

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>>15916408

>> No.15921549

>>15921327
where can i get one of these in burgerland!!!

>> No.15921567
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>> No.15921683

>>15921024
Looks like a clown's asshole.

>> No.15921737

>>15921540
What the fuck is the point of this webm? I keep seeing it posted. Is this some eurofag screeching about 1 in 5 people being fat or some shit?

>> No.15921793

>>15921567
would be delicious if lg's were stomping it
>>15921737
thats jack staggering around

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>> No.15921835

>>15921327
It's only chips, meat and curry sauce. It just looks more gross because there's a lot of it and it's in a pizza box.

>> No.15921890

>>15921002
That retarded, it's like those 'lifehacks' that cost 2 times as much capital, materials, and effort while working worse than using the proper solution.
If it was something like finding ingredient substitution I would agree with you, but this is about as much of 'problem solving' as a child smashing sugary shit together.

>> No.15921903

>>15921223
It'll be even more awesome when some troll tweaks those programs to burn that shit every time, not trying to burn down your house, but to ensure that your convenience item just sucks.

>> No.15921957

>>15920663
the swivel door version seems dangerous
somebody who's not paying attention will fall in or trip on that thing

>> No.15921988

>>15920257
It would smell like flour.

>> No.15922008

>>15916463
Wam is pretty based

>> No.15922017

>>15919210
They could also just be gay

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>>15921327
Yep

>> No.15922120

>>15922055
nice dubs

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>>15922120
Thx

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>>15916996

>> No.15922290

>>15918435
actually it's already dead, it's a mechanical reaction caused by the heat

>> No.15922354

>>15918703
Those two look painfully gay

>> No.15922359

>>15922197
SNOTTA

>> No.15922369

>>15922197
pure magic

>> No.15922394

>>15921540
i almost feel bad for the poor bastard here, crippled and completely alone even among all those people

>> No.15922444

>>15917124
>that smear of shit around its back because the tail flicks the poo
Yuck!

>> No.15922577

>>15922197
Look gross and raw.

>> No.15922598

>>15917700
>you have to cook all the eggs

>> No.15922668

>>15917124
MY LIFE IS SUFFERING! I CAN BARELY FUCKING WALK!

>> No.15922982

>>15916495
man he battled that thing and won

>> No.15922991

>>15918922
it's obviously mexico

>> No.15923004

>>15922394
Feels.

>>15917124
It looks diseased. What the hell.

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>>15922197
That's just french style scrambled eggs. Frogs like em runny.

>> No.15923064

>>15923030
Learn to add subtitles.

>> No.15923070
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do american really

>> No.15923072

>>15917855
sometimes i fucing hate this site

>> No.15923079
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>ywn get to tell Jack Scalfani that his chili was shit and he will never win the great chili cookoff at his church
why live?

>> No.15923081
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It's ok, I can't always win...

>> No.15923088
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>>15921327
>british "people"

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>>15920663

>> No.15923104

>>15923097
wtf is wrong with gord

>> No.15923106

>>15923070
How can Americans eat that shit?
Disgusting.

>> No.15923167

>>15923088
>>15921327
Yep and goddamn do I hate mutts for infesting us with their shit culture

>> No.15923231

>>15921327
>Gi'us a fuckin' slopbox please guv, I'm fuckin' steamin' and need sumfin propa' nasty to soak up all the voddy and redbulls

>> No.15923261

>>15922197
I hate custard style scrambles. Such an awful texture.

>> No.15923288

>>15921805
Kay and Featureman are my OTP.

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>>15923097

>> No.15923311

>>15916470
Formerly sneeds

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>>15923097
what

>> No.15923560

>>15923097
wtf did I just watch

>> No.15923574

>>15917124
>my wife's bull

>> No.15923576

>>15917513
imagine the smell

>> No.15923582

>>15918703
i hate fags

>> No.15923585

>>15923097
haha yeah.. coffee

>> No.15923621

>>15922055
imagine the shit afterwards

>> No.15923649

>>15922055
Damn British women look like THAT?

>> No.15923692

>>15923167
>infesting us
Where do you think Americans got it form in the first place, dumbass?

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>> No.15923783

>>15917513
King egg on his egg throne

>> No.15923797

>>15917835
This actually wouldn't be a terrible idea if it weren't for the random sprinkles, cereal, and gummy bears that were thrown in there

If it were just cotton candy ice cream and actual cotton candy, that would be ok

>> No.15923809

>>15917849
What the fuck kind of bun is that at the beginning?

>> No.15923822

>>15917861
This actually wouldn't be so bad sprinkled over ice cream, but there's no way I'm calling that a salad.

>> No.15923830

>>15918324
kek

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>> No.15923837

>>15922290
I want to believe you, but I don't

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>>15923097
>guest's face when the carpet doesn't match up in a circular formation.

>> No.15923863

>>15920953
to be fair, i've never cooked for an entire day either

>> No.15923879

>>15920972
what the hell is that stuff

>> No.15923896

>>15922055
How does she eat that much shit and remain at that weight?
Are these the blessed /fit/ genetics I keep hearing about?

>> No.15924311

>>15918231
>this poster is american

>> No.15924326

>>15921235
>sippy cups
they probably didn't want water to spill everywhere every take, or their actual cups to break

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>> No.15924393

>>15916996
Keeping the dirty hand out of the food, only using the clean hand. Good work boys. Carry on.

>> No.15924483

>>15917124
Honestly feel sorry for animals like this. Who the fuck thought that breeding an animal like this would be a good idea

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>>15917849
Sure thing yuro

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>>15924539
the problem with this video is that it's 2 portions of chicken, at least make one beef and the other chicken

>> No.15924584

>>15923097
And then you forget where you put your gimp because you matched the piece of carpet cover too perfectly.

>> No.15924587

>>15924515
Wtf is that
it literally looks like an alien was given a brief description of a burger, and tried to recreate it with ingredients from its home planet

>> No.15924717

>>15923692
Jews and niggers?

>> No.15924722

>>15918077
>mommy, I mass replied to my spam again!!!!
Every fucking thread.

>> No.15924813
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>>15921141
>(TL;DR SCIENCE)

>> No.15924857

>>15918261
I came very close to getting scalped by a swamp cooler I was working on the other day

>> No.15924889

>>15924515
I actually love frozen burgers
lmao and kek and lol

>> No.15924897
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>>15921141
Im so full of hate

>> No.15924900

>>15923296
I just love my onions with calloused skin flakes in it.

>> No.15924902

>>15921890
But restrictions fosters creativity, even if that video isn't particularly good at showing it. You're looking exclusively at what he's mashing together, without even considering that he's making it without all the tools you take for granted. Not a single bowl, knife or rolling pin in sight.

>> No.15924904

>>15917124
poor thing

>> No.15924907

>>15920639
hate these recipes that are so complicated just to make a shitty appetizer thing. they could have made several different meals with all of those ingredients

>> No.15924915

>>15917835
that is so fucking stupid

>> No.15924918

>>15917849
this actually pisses me off

>> No.15924926

>>15917873
Isnt that what killed elvis

>> No.15924933

>>15918703
faggots

>> No.15924952

>>15918193
I dont get this, is this some /pol/ tier joke with the hand rubbing

>> No.15924953

>>15924902
Basic bushcraft cooking is built on creativity, this is just the abortion borne of desperation.

>> No.15924960

>>15923692
Nice try, dumbass. Modern day burgershit culture wasn't a thing the last time bongs and burgers had any meaningful interaction.

>> No.15924970

>>15924483
not because we SHOULD but because we CAN

it's great and one day every human will look just like that

>> No.15924983

>>15924953
Call it Urban Bushcraft Cooking - Nigger Edition then, if you really want to slap pointless labels on it.
The videos where they macgyver shit like radios into heating elements, so they can make hot water for ramen, does a better job at showing what kind of problemsolving you can pull off when you have to make do with what you got.

>> No.15925008
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>> No.15925052

>>15917128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLoigY6WpGM

>> No.15925054

>>15925008
>artificial bacteria
wat

>> No.15925082

>>15923896
1 meal for 2 days.

>> No.15925095
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>>15922055
Shes such a little minx

>> No.15925141
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>>15924379

>> No.15925213

>>15921141
I already have this thing that cooks cookies and alerts me when it's done without an app - it's called a fucking oven, most have a built-in timer, and I can cook more than cookies in it too.

>> No.15925225

>>15924379
>when your friend is hotter than you without even trying

>> No.15925248

>>15922197
>pan, cold
>eggs, in
>next, the buttah
>beautiful
>now you are going to whisk this constantly so that this simple, rustic dish that usually takes a few minutes will only take 20
>nice
>look at that color
>brilliant
>you want to constantly stir and constantly take it off the heat, because something as simple as scrambled eggs has to be fucking complicated for some reason
>look at this, how runny and liquidy is it, like dog diarrhea
>simply stunning
>you want it to have a runny, chunky texture, so it really feels like you've just eaten eggs, threw them up, and are now eating them again
>now watch as I pour our completed egg slop over this toast
>a bit of chives for presentation
>and there you have it
>beautiful, simple, elegant, egg coom on toast
>a classic

>> No.15925260

>>15920292
I guarantee you that's not from the midwest. That's some New York tourist trap shit.
Here in the midwest we just drown everything in cheese.

>> No.15925266

>>15921327
Would. But why a pizza box?

>> No.15925270

>>15916453
Is this the girl who gorilla glued her hair to her head?

>> No.15925271

>>15921540
>bald
>fat
>manlet
>arm doesn't work
>can't even walk normally

He needs to go.

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>>15925095
Definitely posts here aswell

>> No.15925345

>>15925095
Mark my words, her weight in pounds will start with two hundred by age 40.

>> No.15925404

>>15923879
looks like Polenta

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>>15925345
Good

>> No.15925416

>>15922444
>he doesn't shit on himself to assert dominance
faggot

>> No.15925451

>>15916408
LOL, so random, like me >;)

>> No.15925465

>>15925054
they'd either mean they add additional bacteria or its been modified to increase production/efficiency of the enzymes required for soy sauce production
not like a completely artificial bacteria

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>> No.15925562

>>15925248
had a good chuckle thanks

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>>15917128
>CRAB BATTLE

>> No.15925681

>>15925515
Nothing wrong with a little sippy

>> No.15925744

>>15917513
i've never seen this webm before

>> No.15925839

>>15925501
This looks great. Whats the source?

>> No.15925855

>>15924952
Around jews, you lose.

>> No.15926158

>>15925289
lmao @ pepe knowing he's being seasoned and there's nothing he can do about it

>> No.15926163

>>15925248
i could hear his voice in my head when i read your post

>> No.15926214

>>15920972
He throws that sloppa so well. what a chad.

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>>15918261

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>>15920663

>> No.15926945
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>> No.15926954

>>15925054
99% of store bought soy sauce isn't traditionally brewed like this stuff and instead is kick-started with left over wheat and yeast from beer. the real stuff that just uses bacteria from the air is called tamari

>> No.15927032

>>15918703
>Puffs.webm

>> No.15927075
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>>15924515
The American version of pic related

>> No.15927092

>>15925248
Holy kek

>> No.15927095

>>15925248
kek. perfect, man.

>> No.15927122

>>15921805
What is she making?

>> No.15927190

>>15925248
extremely accurate. I don't understand how people eat eggs like that. they aren't cooked.

>> No.15927199

>>15927075
It's a German product, all "Trekking Burgers" are. Americans don't eat burgers that come out of cans.

>> No.15927200

>>15927190
>>15927095
>>15927092
t. well done steak eaters.

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>>15927199
They don't go trekking either

>> No.15927217

>>15927209
That could be argued, yes.

>> No.15927219

>>15917700
he fosbury flops over the counter every morning

>> No.15927244

>>15925515
>YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SOUP

>> No.15927321
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>>15923896
there is no /fit/ genetics, she just has a high IQ
exercise honestly doesn't burn that many calories
humans are endurance hunters, if physical exertion actually burned any significant calories we would've starved back in the day
what actually uses up a lot of energy is your brain, this is why societies that moved on from simple hunter-gatherer lifestyle have higher IQs, intelligence is just a huge inconvenience otherwise
i mean have you ever met a truly smart fat person? they're mostly dumb

>> No.15927335

>>15923081
why is he doing that

>> No.15927370

>>15927200
ramsay, you know it's true. dont be mad.

>> No.15927377

>>15927321
kek, enjoy the (you)s, masterbaiter.

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>> No.15927405

>>15927378
The guy's on fire.

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>> No.15927452

>>15927416
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be impressive or interesting?

>> No.15927470
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>>15927452
>impressive or interesting
BOTH

>> No.15927471

>>15925248
I love you anon
Read all of that in Ramsay's voice

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>> No.15927504

>>15916453
booba

>> No.15927512
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250g turkey meat
125g turkey stock
125g heavy cream
10g salt
1.5g black pepper
2.5g espelette pepper
2.5g smoked paprika
1g thyme
1.5g garlic powder

Cranberry Gellee Recipe
1/2 c cranberry juice
1/4 c cranberries
1/2 c turkey stock
1 Tbsp brown sugar

>> No.15927514

>>15917513
my man is devouring those eggs

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½ pound ground pork
½ pound pork kidney
½ large white onion
1/8 tsp ground clove
1/8 tsp ground cinnamon
1/8 tsp white pepper ground
1/2 tsp kosher salt (after done cooking taste to adjust seasoning)

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>> No.15927603

>>15920938
nigs love their chi chis

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>> No.15927613

>>15927596
Can you eat raw courgette?

>> No.15927627

>>15927611
I was about to ask "Is this more fake chinese food?" then the end came up. Fucking chinks.

>> No.15927633

>>15925515
based

>> No.15927653

>>15927611
What is going on here

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>>15927611
We have the weapons to deal with the red menace. But do we have the guts?

>> No.15927687

>>15927653
Looks like the skin of the squid, that's all.

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>> No.15927702

>>15923837
That's what's happening, dude.

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>>15927686

>> No.15927750

>>15924545
watching this made me anxious as fuck

>> No.15927779

>>15927416
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A CABINET IN A CORNER????

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Should you boil potatoes before baking them?

>> No.15927808

>>15923749
How do you fuck up frying chicken this badly?
The marinade's fine, but learn to fucking dredge holy shit.

>> No.15927810

>>15916996
if the food is cold enough that you can grab it with your hand i don't wanna be eatin it

>> No.15927825

>>15927122
an ice cream sandwich u stupid bich

>> No.15927853

>>15927825
You're wrong and retarded.

>> No.15927861

>>15923088
10/10 IN BONGLAND

>> No.15927893

>>15927470
Couldn't be fucked to clean up your disgusting living room before showing off your wooden frame on wheels?

>> No.15927908

>>15925515
it's fine, the bacterias are cooked and killed

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>> No.15927932

>>15926919

this man deserves a swift punch in the face

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>> No.15927946

>>15927576
>girl waves goodbye and leaves
>before she's even out the door the other girls start stabbing each other and throwing oil
What the fuck

>> No.15927949

>>15927925
feet

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>>15927908
It needs to be at boiling point to kill the germs retard. And no supermarket in muttland will have boiling soup in case they get sued by morons burning themselves.

>> No.15928000

>>15919123
>The world could learn something from being incarcerated
>All those faggots paying 40 bucks for a burger and complaining on twitter that we would be living in spaceships if it wasn't for capitalism could learn a thing or two from it

>> No.15928007

>>15927925
Where are their shoes?
What is this, Asia?

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>> No.15928028

>>15928011
bf on the left, me on the right :^)

>> No.15928158

>>15925501
>Soggy bread...

>> No.15928307

>>15924952
(((anything))) written like that is /pol/ code for jewish people.

Edgy.

>> No.15928379

>>15925248
Top Tier hahaha

>> No.15928397

>>15923088
I would suck her toes without hesitation

>> No.15928459

>>15924545
I love ashes on my pizza as well

>> No.15928486

>>15928459
t.american

>> No.15928791

>>15917873
this looked good until the peanut butter

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