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>bought The Food Lab
>every single recipe I've tried gives me unending diarrhea
Does j kenji lopez alt have a scat fetish and designed his book for maximum shits?

>> No.15930947
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15930947

>through science

>> No.15930980

>>15930947
unironically in line w/ kenji

>> No.15931021

>>15930940
Use vodka in your beer batter. Buy a sous vide machine. Sodium citrate will make any cheese melty. There, I just saved everyone from buying this insecure hapas book. James Alt can go fuck himself.

>> No.15931027

>>15931021
Why would I put vodka in my beer batter?

>> No.15931108

>>15931027
wouldn't that make it vodka batter?

>> No.15931124

>>15930940
Maybe you should stop cooking with shit.

>>15931021
He's a saint you fucking contrarian faggot.

>> No.15931130

>>15931124
>Maybe you should stop cooking with shit.
are you calling his book shit? because I'm following these recipes to a tea

>> No.15931397

>>15931021
why would I use vodka in my beer batter? beer is supposed to make bubbles in the batter so when you fry it, the bubbles expand, the outside is crispy and the inside is soft like bread, vodka does not make bubbles. btw you can also use mineral water instead of beer for a cleaner taste

>> No.15931598

>>15930940
You get what you deserve wasting money on trash like that.