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> Coffee is for wagies, incels and people with bad breath
>Tea is for patricians, chads and people of noble lineage
Well, was he right /ck/?

>> No.15942914

caffeine is for trannies

>> No.15942915

>>15942906
yes

>> No.15942918

>>15942906
Old boring observation. It's the old class thing
peasants and workers = coffee, beer
bourgie cunts = tea, wine
If you tie your identity to one, you are an incel. Enjoy all in different context. Be a posh cunt one day, and a working lad the other depending on the event

>> No.15942932

>>15942906
Coffee is for closers.

>> No.15942938
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15942938

>WHY YES I ENJOY A NICE HOT CUP OF TEA MMMMM JUST LIKE ANIME

>> No.15942973

>>15942906
I like both

>> No.15942985

>>15942938
LMFAO op btfo

>> No.15943254

>Coffee is too acidic for my little fragile soi tummy. I can only consume tea now.

>> No.15943263

>>15942906
>coffe
>tee
your choice. Knorr stock pods are made for michellen star chefs.

>> No.15943266

> smoker taking the moral high ground

>> No.15943269

Me? I knock back several liters of diet cola a day.

>> No.15943270

>>15942906
If you depend on the caffeine of either, you're literally a junkie.
also tea has extremely unsafe levels of fluoride on it

>> No.15943478

nigga there's nothing more wagie than a career as a cook, slaving away under unending stress, standing up and sweating all day in the heat of the kitchen making food for ungrateful assholes, with the dish prices being just high enough to ensure a small profit margin for the owner of the restaurant.
Why does he hate his own people?

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>>15942906
>Coffee is for wagies, incels and people with bad breath
>Tea is for patricians, chads and people of noble lineage

>> No.15943537

>>15943269
>Diet cola
Literal schweine tier.

>> No.15943538

>>15942906
Only if the tea is mescaline

>> No.15943545

>>15943495
Wow, MPW looks like shit. Is that what Knorr bullion cubes do to a person?

>> No.15943550

>>15943537
better than being fat and there's no prep to it

>> No.15943554

>>15942906

No because he was found wrong in most of what he did at the time. He hated major franchises and popular recipes. I'm glad he failed.

>> No.15943556

>>15942918
Based thinking anon. Why limit yourself?

>> No.15943561

Tea and coffee are equally as faggy and pretentious past a certain point.

>> No.15943567

>>15942906
I ike both but coffee is better -t. neet

>> No.15943577

>>15942906

Fuck no. Same thing for food snobs shitting on people who drink beer or anything else other than wine with food. The perfect pairing of food and drink is someone's opinion and not the only choice. Sometimes just water is enough.

>> No.15943582

>>15942918
>peasants and workers = beer
>bourgie cunts = wine
i'd wager this depends on the cunt because in my cunt beer was the bourgie drink while wine was the peasant one. reason being we didn't have a tradition of beermaking and breweries only started popping up in the big cities in the 19th century. while every shit eating peasant had wine trellis on their property and made their own wine. they still do to an extent, though obviously urbanisation put a big dent into it. but everyone at least knows a guy who can get you homemade wine

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>>15942906
.. you were saying?

>> No.15943650

>>15943582

Lobster, crab, caviar, most wild bird and most fruit meat was considered peasant food only a couple centuries ago.

https://comb.io/tQr295

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15943653

>>15942906
>unironically trying to larp as some prissy blueblood or london pub running tough guy

>> No.15943692

>>15943263
basado

>> No.15943700

>>15943650
are you the same guy who replied to me with another non-sequitur in another thread? are you on drugs or just drunk?

>> No.15943706

>>15943700

In /k/?

>> No.15944050

>>15943269
same but alcohol

>> No.15944060

>>15943582
It’s culture dependent and usually something harder to obtain will carry more prestige based simply on scarcity, not on quality. That being said, OPs claim rings true for the Anglosphere and *gasp* wouldn’t you know there are no good wine making regions in English speaking countries. California is the best they got and it’s mediocre at best. Gonna go have me a beer now cheers lads

>> No.15944063

>>15943653
>Seeing the world in black and white
Is that why you posted a dog?

>> No.15944072

>>15942906
I don't care and also he looks like a faggot, but you know what's a good drink?
MILK.

>> No.15944093

>>15944050
is... is it caffeinated?

>> No.15944095

>>15942906
sure, in british boomer times.
nowadays tea is for nonwhites, women and homosexuals whilst black coffee is preferred by chads, jet set corporate executives and anyone else who values their time.

>> No.15944121

>>15943545

White heat is a great book,
Pictures are kino as fuck

>> No.15944344

>>15942906
Tea cannot deliver the amount of caffeine that is required for me to function, unlike coffee. I'd have to drink about 4x the amount of tea. I enjoy tea but coffee is what is required for me to slog through inventory and prep at work.

>> No.15945126

Tea has been the choice of royalty since it's discovery by a literal Chinese Emperor when a leaf from the tea bush fell into his pot of boiling water, and who was quoted as saying
>Surely this leaf must have come from heaven
After having tried tea for the first time

Coffee on the other hand was discovered by the dancing Ngubus of ethiopia when a Shepard was observing his goats eating certain red berries which made them have crazy goat sex. So the Ngubu not wanting to miss out ate some berries to have the best goat sex of his life. Unfortunately they were so bitter he decided to take some back home to cook them, which he ended up burning but he said good enough and that's how coffee was born

So your choice is between a plant descended from heaven and drank by people with the finest tastes in the world Or a burnt nigger berry used for inducing homosexual acts of bestiality.

Yeah, no that's not really a choice.

>> No.15945138

>>15944060
south australia particularly the barossa valley is better than cali

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>> No.15945523

>>15945126
based

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15945644

why not both?

>> No.15946114

MINUS THE CIGARETTES Marco...

>> No.15946127
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15946127

> Coffee is for wagies, incels and people with bad breath
>be smoker

>> No.15946610

>>15942906
Drink a cuppy of my coffi coffi and go to the factory. No more nagging wife, drinking with the boys on the job. Do some proper hard work and admire the results. Yep, life is good.

>> No.15946625

Both are for sinners

>> No.15946643

>>15946610
youre gay brah

>> No.15947214

>>15945126
lol so randumb! XD
kys

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15947430

>needing caffeine to function

>> No.15948234

>>15945151
with butter