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15993991 No.15993991 [Reply] [Original]

Well?

>> No.15994005

From that picture, only tomatoes.
Keep your shitty watery fruits away from my burgers.

>> No.15994007

>>15994005
fpbp

>> No.15994018
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15994018

>>15993991

>> No.15994020

>>15993991
lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup, and bacon

>> No.15994031

>>15993991
Bacon. Or else it would be a bacon cheeseburger.

>> No.15994035

Ketchup

>> No.15994044

>>15993991
everything except only ketchup or mayo. one or the other not both

>> No.15994099

>>15993991
cheese

>> No.15994109

>>15993991
you guys needed this when you were kids??? did you eat play doh or something?

>> No.15994129

>>15993991
I want all of this, except cross out 1 sauce. Any combination of 2 will be ideal.

>> No.15994149

>>15993991
From that picture, white onions. Red onions only on a burger. Mayo only if it is mixed with something else.

If you are adding pickles or tomatoes to a burger, they better be thinly sliced. That bacon better be crispy enough for it to break away effortlessly in a single bite.

>> No.15994152

Ketchup doesnt belong on anything, its a garbage condiment for manchildren. The ingredients are sugar and corn syrup with a side red dye 40 why not eat a candy bar with your hamburger

>> No.15994159

>>15993991
Mayo. I dont ingested anything the color of cum

>> No.15994205

>>15993991
everything except mayo

>> No.15994211

>>15994018
thanks for saving me the effort

>> No.15994279

>>15993991
ITT Manchildren

>> No.15994300

>>15993991
Cheese. If it has cheese, it's a cheeseburger, not a hamburger.

>> No.15994308

>>15994152

You’re a fag

>> No.15994312

>>15994018
>>15994211
Same

>> No.15994316

>(((hellmans)))

Get that yankee dog shit out of here. This is a dukes mayonnaise board.

Only two things are acceptable in burgers dukes and cheese

>> No.15994330

>>15993991
Whatever the fuck you want belongs on a burger; not sure on sweets farther than bread and butter pickles.

>> No.15994345
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15994345

>>15993991
I'm based.

>> No.15994413

>>15993991
Tomatoes, because it makes the bun soggy and ruins everything.
Ketchup because it's for kids.
Mayo because it's gross.

>> No.15994420

>>15994159
I have a friend who unironically enforces that policy.

>> No.15994438

If the onions are grilled I am down for any of those toppings/condiments

>> No.15994458

Is that Yankee slice? Keep that shit the hell away from my hamburger. Fuck me, who cut that tomato? They need a slap in the chops. I guess it’s just bacon and lettuce for me unless I can put something in the mayo.
I don’t even like hamburgers that much now that I think about it.

>> No.15994467

>>15994316
Faggot

>> No.15994470

>>15994005
>>15994020
>>15994413
>>15994458
grow up

>> No.15994482

>>15994470
kys tomato fucker

>> No.15994532

>>15994482
if I was unable to appreciate the tomato then I definitely will kms.

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>> No.15994572

>>15994316
Is this a Mexican thing?

>> No.15994574

>>15994005
>not removing the watery seed-slime stuff from the tomato slice before putting it on your burger
Never gonna make it.

>> No.15994581

>>15993991
only ketchup, you don't need your fucking dinner to taste sweet

>> No.15994585

>>15994574
its true anon, you're stunted. Tomatoes are based umami booster fruit of all time. If you're not enjoying them there's either something wrong with you or you're doing something wrong.

>> No.15994675

>>15994018
based

>> No.15994747

>>15993991
Ketchup is the only thing in that image that doesn't go on a burger. I wouldn't put the other 8 things on a burger alone, but they are all viable options depending on what kind of burger you're making. Only little kids put ketchup on a burger - or order a burger anywhere past mid-rare, or medium at the most.

>> No.15994756

>>15993991
The cheese, because then it would be a cheeseburger and not a hamburger

>> No.15994776

>>15993991
everything but the ketchup and cheese should not be an burger. t. ketchup only order chad

>> No.15994834

>>15994005
This

>> No.15994847

>>15993991
Bacon and cheese because I keep kosher.

>> No.15994939

>>15994018
Yup. Tomatoes aren't my thing but I can tolerate them. But "sauces" of any kind are unacceptable

>> No.15994944

im not a fan of tomato, and 3 sauces on one burger sounds like a bit much, maybe pass on the mayo too

>> No.15995163

>>15993991
im solidly in the camp of tomato haters, but putting basic condiments like that is almost as bad. Aioli lyfe

>> No.15995166

>>15994470
Redpill me on tomatoes then

>> No.15995181 [DELETED] 

>>15993991
yellow mustard doesn't go anywhere but in the bin

>> No.15995187 [DELETED] 

>>15994413
>ketchup is for kids which I clearly am not
>mayo? um ewwie thats fricking nasty

>> No.15995191

>>15993991
Bacon, good night

>> No.15995195
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>>15993991
I like all of those on my burger at the same time.

>> No.15995198

>>15993991
egg
egg is wonderful dont get me wrong
but when someone puts it on my burger and it's all shitty greasy watering cummy yellow snot sopping my buns
makes me want to punch a motherfucker for ruining a burger
and people have the audacity to bitch about tomato
when egg does the same shit in my experience

>> No.15995207

Lettuce doesn't go on anything, worthless fluff. Ketchup and american cheese, while technically crap, at least have a place on family cookout burgers.

>> No.15995212

>>15993991
>no bun option
cringe

>> No.15995216

>>15993991
Depends on the burger, depends on what I want to eat. Never all 3 sauces at once though.

>> No.15995227

all those are acceptable

>> No.15995248

>>15993991
No (zogchow)
>Heinz brand anything
>Supermarket bacon
>Kraft American cheese
>Worst Foods mayo
>White bread bun
Yes (actual food)
>Lettuce
>Onion
>Tomato
>Pickles
>Any other type of cheese
>All condiments from a good brand

>> No.15995271

>>15993991
cheese

>> No.15995279

>>15993991
mayo on anything fried or fatty is disgusting
>oh I know what is oil drenched crap needs, more oil!

mayo is great for dry lean stuff like ham or roasted chicken that actually need some more fat

>> No.15995325

>>15994005
Nigger.

>>15993991
They can all go on a hamburger, but mayo probably adds the least as a condiment. It isn't much as a flavor, more as a flavor enhancer.

>> No.15995736

>>15993991
Literally all of these belong on a good burger.

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15995744

>>15993991
>no bun please

>> No.15995746

>>15995744
That was a funny prank at McDonalds in the 90s, but in this post-GF era they're not thrown off by the request at all.

>> No.15995757
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>>15995279
>mayo good on chicken but not a burger
>he doesn't know the bacon, mayo, cheese midnight snack
you need to shut the fuck up

>> No.15995773

>>15993991
I don't care what other people do with their foods, but I don't put mayo or mustard on a burger.

>> No.15995775

>>15995773
.. Then what do you put on?

>> No.15995785

Ketchup goes on my fries not the burger

>> No.15995786

>>15993991
no bacon please

>> No.15995983

>>15993991
No ketchup or mustard, everything else is fine.

>> No.15995985

my brother adds BBQ sauce to his burger and I want to punch him in the throat

>> No.15996000

>>15995207
>Lettuce doesn't go on anything, worthless fluff.
Whenever I go to Subway, I have to ask for no lettuce because they stuff the thing with 70% lettuce and skimp out on all the other toppings.

>> No.15996013

>>15993991
Bacon, tomatoes and pickles. Assuming combinations of the condiments are fine, otherwise I wouldn't put mustard on it either.

>> No.15996063

>>15994005
Bet you never had a good tomato

>> No.15996068

The only thing in that image that doesn't go on burger is bacon

>> No.15996073

>>15993991
Ketchup

>> No.15996265

>>15995195
Based man of taste

>> No.15996295

>>15993991
tomatoes and the sauces, only sauce that a burger should have is thousand island.

>> No.15996300
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15996300

>>15993991
Anything the hell I want; shrooms, blue cheese, american coronary sugar sause (bbq), onion rings, anything that can be formed into a patty (salmon, crab, tomato zuccuni etc). Try and stop me, you cant...

>> No.15996381

>bacon
Pointless
>mustard
Belongs on hot dogs
>mayo and ketchup
Only if they're mixed together in a sauce but never as separate toppings

Rest is fine but I prefer red onion

>> No.15996445
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>>15993991
mayo is great with bacon and other salty meats
ketchup is alright if you're making burgers at home and sont have anything else
mustard has no business being on burger, i fucking hate burger king for this; mustard only goes on sausage

>> No.15996446
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15996446

>>15994574
You don't have to if you use a beefsteak tomato

>> No.15996461

>>15993991
Do americans really argue over what belongs on a hamburger?

>> No.15996487

>>15994574
lol buy a quality tomato, peasant

>> No.15996488

>>15993991
everything on this list, it makes a fucking mess, but it's delicious.

>> No.15996490

>>15994470
They literally have no argument for tomatoes. Tomatards are literally just slaves to the dominant culture.

>> No.15996491

>>15993991
Replace ketchup with blue cheese crumbles and everything else pictured is acceptable.

>> No.15996507

can everyone agree that american cheese is acceptable on a burger?

>> No.15996516

>>15994572
No, it's a southern thing. Southerners take their mayo very seriously.

>> No.15996517

>>15993991
Just the bun and patty please.

>> No.15996520

>>15996507
Fine with me, it's literally made for burgers and baloney and cheese sandwiches.

>> No.15996523

>>15996507
why the fuck do you care about the general consensus of the efficacy of American cheese on a burger?

>> No.15996530

Put whatever you want on it. It's your burger. You'll be the one eating it. If you don't like a thing, don't put thing on your burger. It's as simple as that.

>> No.15996534

>>15996523
why the fuck do you care about what he cares about?

>> No.15996567

>>15996507
>NOW MELTS!

>> No.15996590

>>15996530
based

>> No.15996592
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15996592

>>15994345
>bottom left
You put an entire hamburger on your hamburger???

>> No.15996593

>>15993991
All I want is bacon, cheese, mayonnaise, and onion. Everything else is a distraction.

>> No.15996600

>>15993991
Onions.

>> No.15996644

>>15993991
I put bacon and cheese on my burger, nothing else.

>> No.15996692

>>15993991
personally not a big fan of mayo on burgers unless its mixed with the ketchup, mustard, relish, hot sauce etc. to make a burger sauce, in which case it's tremendously based

>> No.15996953

>>15995187
Lmao

>> No.15996993

>>15995985
It’s a good replacement for chup

>> No.15997000

>>15996461
It’s our favorite food, why wouldn’t we?

>> No.15997012

>>15994005
BASED.

>> No.15997019

>>15993991
Mayo
Pickles
Tomatoes

>> No.15997024

>>15997019
Forgot ketchup

>> No.15997036

>>15993991
I don't like mayo or onions myself

>> No.15997071

>>15993991
All those things belong.
You're just a faggot.

>> No.15997091

>>15994005
Based pick anon

>> No.15997199

>>15995775
I'm not telling you, goddamn spook.

>> No.15997212

>>15993991
mayo and tomatoes

>> No.15997248

>>15994581
but... ketchup is sweet...
also, the only thing that goes on a hamburger is salt, pepper, and the top bun.
cheeseburgers are for other toppings.
condiments are for fat people.
tomatoes ruin the flavor of the burger.

>> No.15997253

>>15994005
I used to be the same but tomatoes are based

>> No.15997998

>>15994308
Why yes I am a fag, how could you tell?

>> No.15998011

>>15997248
>tomatoes ruin the flavor of the burger.
How?
A tomato's gentle acidity compliments a burger just fine.

>> No.15998050

>>15996445
>i fucking hate burger king for this
They do this everywhere

>> No.15998058

>>15996516
Southern, like Mexico? Everyone I know south of Virginia is hispanic.

>> No.15998061

>>15998011
I'm not a rabbit. I don't do vegetables.

>> No.15998085

>>15993991
Mustard, Mayonnaise, Ketchup, pickles, sauteed onions, sauteed mushrooms, Jalapenos, bacon, cheese pickled lettuce tomato, ground chuck patties, on buttered pan toasted buns.

>> No.15998088

>>15993991
Mayonaise
Only homos eat that.

>> No.15998096
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>>15993991
>add 1 strip of bacon for $1.99
Fuck off, bacon isn't that good on burgers

>> No.15998132

>>15993991
None of that doesn't. I want everything on my burger. And I don't understand people who are picky about what should go in theirs. I always think they are picky children who think vegetables are icky.

>> No.15998136

>>15994005
Tomatoes are only "watery" if you get shit tomatoes, and that's your own damn fault.

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15998148

>>15993991
pineapple..

>> No.15998157

>>15998132
I echo that but ketchup's just kinda gross and bacon is unnecessary.

>> No.15998490

>>15994211
>>15994312
>>15994675
>>15994939
>>15994018
>not liking condiments on a burger
Do you faggots really do this autistic shit? Barbecue or mustard on a burger is fucking god-tier.

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15998611

>>15993991

>> No.15998623

>>15994005
Patrician taste.

>> No.15998640

what wouldn't go on my MY burger is the bacon cause im a vegetarian and veggie bacon on a veggie burger just isn't great. BUT real bacon on real burgers tastes good so, uh, go "ham" ; ) if you want i guess.

>> No.15998651

>>15994005
This desu

>> No.15998673

>>15993991
i unironically like all those toppings

>> No.15998696

No cheese
No mayo
No ketchup

From top to bottom:
Top bun
lettuce
sliced pickles and jalapenos
tomato slice
onion slice (not a couple of little dainty rings)
bacon
cholula sauce
mustard
hamburger patty
bottom bun

>> No.15998866

>>15998696
This is the most retarded thing I've read all day.

>> No.15998878

>>15993991
Anything can pair with meat well if you prepare it correctly.

>> No.15998899

>>15998866

Come on. Admit it. You just don't know how to read.

>> No.15999252

>>15994005
fpbp tomatoes are awful texture wise.

>> No.15999278

>>15993991
Ketchup is a trash sauce for actual peasants

>> No.15999293

>>15998696
What do you have against cheese being on a burger?

>> No.15999307

>>15993991
Mustard and ketchup. Worst burger I ate was at Whataburger in Texas. The fat fucks put that yellow hotdog/carnival mustard on the burger the absolute state. The person who recommended it said it would be the best burger I ever ate.

>> No.15999312

The mixture of tomato and mayonnaise is the best condiment possible.

>> No.15999321

>>15999307
in n out whataburger and the like are glorified local versions of mcdonald's
they're essentially regional fast food cults

>> No.15999365

>>15994018
Base-
>pickle
So close yet so far

>> No.15999447

>>15994005
Exactly

>> No.15999530

>>15998061
Tomatoes are a fruit you know.

>> No.15999543

>>15994005
Buy Cherry non out of season tomatoes

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>>15994005
the problem is the retards cut the tomatoes to fucking thick. same shit happens with other ingrediants

>onions, too thick and the outer skin is not properly removed>lettuce not shredded enough
>pickles not evenly distributed on the burger
>too much fucking mayo/ketchup/mustard
>bread too fucking dry
>meat left in warmer for too long or is burnt

>> No.15999743

>>15998899
I can read fine, your way of constructing a burger is just retarded to the point that I'm starting to think its intentional

>> No.15999753

>>15993991
Bacon.

>> No.15999980

>>15999293
>What do you have against cheese being on a burger?

My body is very intolerant of most cheeses. Since it leads quickly to copious amounts of vomiting, it has never been worth the trouble to try to determine if there are any cheeses that won't bother me much.

>> No.15999991

>>15999549
Is he ok? That looked very crunchy.

>> No.16000128

>>15994005
When it's thin it's ok. Thick tomato be ass tho

>> No.16000633

>>15994345
based on what?

>> No.16000655
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>>15993991

>> No.16000714

>>15993991
I would not have bacon, onion, tomato or pickle.

>> No.16001149

Is this an American thing to hate vegetables? Or picky eater autism? I cannot comprehend why someone would dislike tomatoes. And meme arguments like ,,watery" or ,,bad texture" don't explain anything. I can probably eat every single ingredient known to man, can't think of anything I dislike, from a normal cuisine of course.

>> No.16001162

Only faggots like pickles or mayo on their burger.
But especially fucking mayo.
You fat disgusting faggots.
You're the reason I have to special order any burger without mayo. And yet still have to pay for it.

>> No.16001167

>>15994345
>picture of a cheeseburger: green checkmark
>picture of cheese: red X

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>>15993991
depends on what type of onions or cheese
if its shitty plastic amerimutt cheese then no
any other cheese is good

>> No.16001301

ketchup on hamburger
yes I approve
I approve ketchup on hamburger yes
justice

>> No.16001377

I would also kinda say egg because there's not enough flavor to justify putting it on a burger like tomatoes, but maybe I've never had a good egg on a burger before, I don't know

>> No.16001477

>>15993991
I have never heard of mayo on a burger.

>> No.16001709

Bacon and patties,
I don't support murder.

>> No.16001727

>>15993991
onion

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>> No.16002094

>>15993991
Mayonnaise and maybe tomatos.

>> No.16002113

>>15994018
No ketchup or mustard? Wtf are your taste buds

>> No.16002114

>>16002075
Should you be using that kind of language at your age, son?

>> No.16002149

>>16002114
he's just a horny teen that wants to bang a pickle

>> No.16002164

>>15994205
yessirrr fuck mayo!

>> No.16002287

>>15994005
Tastelet or retard who cuts them too thick + buys out of season Tomatoes detected

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>>16002075
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN (Wow!)
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN (Wow!)

MAKE A ROPE USING ALL YOUR SHITPOSTS
THEN NECK YOURSELF MY MAN

>> No.16002311

>>15994129
Ye, boy. You coo, you coo. Good job. You got the best answer.

>> No.16002515

jap loosely translated thread

http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1078794793.html

>> No.16003034

Ketchup only belongs on fries, not on burgers or hot dogs. Bacon and cheese are also overkill.

>> No.16003249

>>15996516
>Southerners take their mayo very seriously.
why? because of the resemblance to semen?

>> No.16003266

>>15994005
This. Maybe if the tomatoes were heirloom or some less watery piece of shit. Same goes to you, iceberg lettuce. Fuck both of you.

>> No.16003289

>>16003266
Why does anyone eat watery tomatoes? This is what I cannot understand. Just don't eat them. Get good tomatoes. Problem solved.
>but I'm poor
Don't be poor. Problem solved.

>> No.16003290

>>15994005
fpbp
literally no reason to be on a burger and i love tomatoes

>> No.16003302

>>16001149
>Is this an American thing to hate vegetables? Or picky eater autism?
It's both of these. I understand that burgers should be heavy and rich, but vegetables like tomatoes COMPLEMENT this. Children who only like pepperoni pizza don't understand this yet.

>> No.16003376

>>15994585
I like big slice of beefsteak tomato on a burger

>> No.16003394

Mayo, mustard, ketchup and processed cheese product do not belong on my burgers.

>> No.16003398

>>15993991
I like them all.
Keep your fucking pineapple away from my burger.

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>>15993991
All of those belong on a burger. Coping picking-ickies children out. Buy better ingredients and git good.

>> No.16003610

I'm sick of Americans butchering food.

It's called a hamburger, yet they make it with beef patties. Motherfucking retards, it's a hamburger, you make it with ham.

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>> No.16003632

>>16003376
Vine ripe tomatoes. They are not as large, but taste even better. That "tomatoey" flavor is so strong and so good.

>> No.16003712

>>16003632
I'll have to try some next time thanks. I just like the beefsteak cause they're roughly the same size as a burger patty and taste pretty good

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>>15993991
Mayonnaise (This isn't a cumburger)
Cheese (It goes on a cheeseburger)
Everything is is FINE, except I have to skip RAW tomatoes, because they give me serious heartburn. Also, I don't like bacon on a burger, but it goes on it fine.
If you disagree, you're a J*w.

>> No.16003766

>>15993991
just tomatoes.. you could have ketchup instead, it's the same thing but liquid. I prefer a burger to just have mustard/mayo/onion tho

>> No.16003981

>>15994031
Based and adhering-to-the-Law pilled!

>> No.16003990

>>16003766
>why have tomatoes when you could have KETCHUP
why would i?

>> No.16004015

>>16003376
I also like to do a cheeseburger with chow-chow as the only other topping but apparently no one but US southerners know what it is

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>>16004015
Oh it's like a tomato ajvar. Now I must have a burger with ajvar

>> No.16004051

>>15994205
this

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>>15993991
Pickles

>> No.16004065

>>16004030
Nah that sounds good though. Chow-chow is a shredded pickled cabbage. Closest thing I can compare it to is the flavor of bread and butter pickles and mustard seed. Super good on hotdogs too

>> No.16004090

>>16004058
If you use something like claussen that have to be refrigerated, or ones your grocery store makes in-store, they can be pretty good. Otherwise that acrid shit ruins any sandwich

>> No.16004099

>>16004065
I guess burgers could be good with relish. Then again, a burger sauce usually already contains relish. Maybe not enough though

>> No.16004115

>>16004099
I'd rather have that than relish or sauce any day. Relish I think is usually too much for a burger or sandwich

>> No.16004605

>>15993991
Tomatoes no matter what

Lettuce can be okay, but not the wattery variety

>> No.16004916

>>15993991
Onions and ketchup. Disgusting.

>> No.16005136

>>15993991
everything except american cheese

>> No.16005545

>>15994005
HOLY BASED

>> No.16005554

>>15993991
Swap out iceberg lettuce with literally any other lettuce.
I'm also not a fan of pickles, but they have their place on anyone else's burger.

>> No.16005589

>>15994018
Eh, I wouldn't mind the mayo

>> No.16005644

>>15993991
Burgers should be savory and smoky. Beef, bacon, cheese, peppers, BBQ Sauce (or something similar), grilled onions etc.

Get outta here with all that sweet, sour, vinegary bullshit

>> No.16005672

>>15993991
Bacon doesn't do anything to enhance a burger.

>> No.16005736

>>15993991
The cheese. It's a hamburger

>> No.16005914

>>15993991
Either remove mustard or mayo
Those two items do not belong together in anything

>> No.16005930

Raw vegetables do not belong on burgers with the exception of pickles.

>> No.16005937

>>16005589
based, a little bit of mayo and some BBQ makes a damn good burger

>> No.16005946

>>15993991
Pickles and bacon.

>> No.16005949

>>15996490
Tomatoes makes the burger soggy as shit, especially if you're not gonna be eating it until later.

>> No.16005987

>>16005949
Why would you not eat your burger immediately? That's an automatically shit burger right there. Sogginess is the least of your problems. You have an inedible burger on your hands.

>> No.16006025

>>16005987
I'm not allowed to leave my work place during lunch, I work 12 hour shifts with no set lunch schedule, so I will grab a burger and keep it in the fridge for lunch.
>inb4 saying my job sucks
I work at a power grid and make six figures, so I'm okay with not leaving work and having random times to eat.

>> No.16006101

>>16005136
This is correct, otherwise it would be a cheeseburger.

>> No.16006118

>>16005987
Gotta agree, Some of the best burgers i've had were a wet mess near the last couple bites, burger patties still nice and hot.
sitting burgers fuckin suck

>> No.16006681

>>15993991
Replace the tomatoes and ketchup with tomato jam

>> No.16007166

>>16003249
see a doctor. now

>> No.16007204

>>15993991
>no cheese
>no bacon
>no pickles
whole pickles go on the side.

>> No.16007265

>>15993991
honestly pickles are the only jaring thing for me to bite into and taste while eating a burger. the rest goes pretty well with the meat and dont clash.

>> No.16007269

>>16007265
and i should note I love pickles on their own

>> No.16007528

"But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone do topping a ketchup to your burger, turn to them the other burger also."

>> No.16007531

i would accept all those things or none of those things it really doesn't matter

>> No.16007543

if you dont have pickles youre a child

>> No.16007569

>>16007543
>if you dont share the same taste as me you're a child
dilate

>> No.16007613

>>15993991
all are fine just not all at once

>> No.16007636

>>16002114
shouldnt you be sucking someones pickle, dad?

>> No.16007638

>>16007543
>pickles make me an adult!!
grow up

>> No.16007985

>>15994005
pleb taste.

>> No.16008006

>>15993991
I want it all, fuck you.

>> No.16008044

>>15993991
All of these are fine. Barbecue sauce on the other hand, is exclusively for fags that like overpowering the taste of their meat.

>> No.16008701

>>15994316
$0.05 has been deposited into your account ****.
>brand shilling should be a sin.

>> No.16008788

>>15994152
Based and redpilled

>> No.16008814

>>16008701
People in the South like to pretend having a staunch mayo preference is somehow a personality trait

>> No.16008896

>>15993991
I put all of these on my burgers faggot

>> No.16009324

>>16008814
its retarded, i hate it

>> No.16009371

>>15994585
Maters are disgusting and only good when cooked

>> No.16009383

>>15998058
sounds like you're a carpetbagger trying to convince people that dixielanders are dead

>> No.16009393

>>15994152
>manchildren
FUCKING SEETHING
you know you can also buy organic ketchup that doesnt have any of that shit?
but no youd rather SEETHE instead you fucking faggot

>> No.16009417

>>15993991
I don't mind any except mayonnaise, it's better with fries alongside ketchup.

>> No.16010303

>>15993991
Tomato and Mayo are horrid and I personally don't like mustard. Take off the plastic squares and it's a damn good burger.

>> No.16010408

>>15994005
Fpbp. Big Tomato shills SEETHING.

>> No.16010514

>>16006025
lmao what is this americans keeping a burger in the fridge while you are at work, is that normal?

Also why should we base what a good burger in the context of buying one and then keeping it in a fridge. this should be about when a burger is fresh and optimal to eat.

>> No.16010527

>>15993991
i don't really care i think any are viable

>> No.16010535

>>15994005
In most parts of the world this is true. I'm from Jersey and we have amazing tomatoes here. They unironically make burgers better. That being said my favorite combo is red onion and bbq sauce.

>> No.16010586

>>15993991
They're all fine, because I'm not a child.

>> No.16010596

>>15994018
Is obliterating the quality of jpegs an android phone feature? What the fuck did you do?

>> No.16010604

>>15994413
>Tomatoes, because it makes the bun soggy
?????????
No it doesn't?????

>> No.16010708

>>15993991
The cheese. Because the discussion at hand is about a hamburger, not a cheeseburger.

>> No.16011504

>>15994018
That filename. Kek

>> No.16011514

>>15993991
I only like onions, ketchup and mustard on my burger, but I respect other people's tastes. If you want mayo and onions, who am I to say you're wrong?

>> No.16012886

>>15995195
truly based

>> No.16012905

BURGER

Top bun--spicy mayo
Iceberg lettuce
Tomato slice
Melted Cheese
WITH finely diced onion
ON BURGER PATTY
Bottom bun -- ketchup

That is all

>> No.16012923

>>15993991
kill ketchup with fire
everything else is situational

>> No.16013305

>>15993991
>being a picky eater
literally grow up

>> No.16014608

>>15993991
Don't need any condiment besides mustard

>> No.16014666

>>15993991
ketchup and maybe mayo.

>> No.16014812

>>15993991
who the fuck cuts their tomatoes like that for a burger?

>> No.16014819

>>15993991
You should ask the people of Hamburg, not /ck/

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I am objective correct, do not even try to debate me.

>> No.16015549

>>15993991
well im not a child so anything goes on my burger

>> No.16015755

>>16015549
even literal shit apparently, as that falls into "anything".

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