Name a better burger joint

[Anonymous No.16017034]

I'll wait

[Anonymous No.16017056]

For me its Red Robin 10 years ago

>>16017034

[Anonymous No.16017260]

>>16017034
5 guys, burger king, wendy's, jack in the box

[Anonymous No.16017460]

>>16017260
>five guys- soggy burger and fries
>BK and wendys- cheap garbage
>jack in the box- DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.16017482]

>>16017034
Shake Shack

[Anonymous No.16017485]

>>16017034
not even a question

[Anonymous No.16017486]

>>16017034
Decent-to-above-average burger, but shitty, shitty fries. If I wanted a goddamned baked potato, I'd order one.

[Anonymous No.16017490]

BGR

[Anonymous No.16017501]

>>16017260
Other than burger king I agree. Burger queer tastes like the patties came from a microwave

[Anonymous No.16017506]

>>16017034
pls

its right in the name

[Anonymous No.16017521]

>>16017506
BASED
the only reason I miss arizona is because of fudds.

[Anonymous No.16017528]

[Anonymous No.16017541]

>>16017528
kys

[Anonymous No.16017543]

>>16017528
>1 million burgers in two months

could your restaurant startup do that, anon?

[Anonymous No.16017554]

>>16017034
For me, it's Big Kahuna, that Ha-Why-In burger joint. It's pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.16017573]

>>16017541
I've sampled the entire menu and my favorite was the beast style, but all of them are good choices, some better than others

mr beast may be a meme but this chain is real and is here to stay

[Anonymous No.16017585]

>>16017260
bk's burgers are soggy as fuck

[Anonymous No.16017591]

>>16017543
>>16017573
>fries on a burger
ggggaaaaayyyyy

[Anonymous No.16017600]

>>16017585
Depends on which meth head put it together. Done right, it's an OK boiger.

[Anonymous No.16017603]

>>16017485
this place doesnt have napkins i swear, havent gone in a long time

[Anonymous No.16017924]

>>16017034
Culver's
Applebee's
Juicy Burger

[Anonymous No.16017997]

>>16017034
Based red robin poster

[Anonymous No.16018050]

>>16017034
Are amerifats really proud of a generic hamburger joint? Why do you dumb fucking amerisharts care so much about who makes the best hamburger?

[Anonymous No.16018072]

>>16017034
quizno's

[Anonymous No.16018131]

>>16017460
jack in the box has faggot customers and faggot marketing but the food is good. if all you can say about it is "muh weed" then obviously even you can admit this.

[Anonymous No.16018148]

>>16017034
If it's so good, why are their restaurants dropping like flies?

[Anonymous No.16018214]

>>16018050
Just curious what country you are from

[Anonymous No.16018399]

I'm struggling to think of a place actually worse than Red Robin to suggest ironically.

[Anonymous No.16019965]

>>16018399
Mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.16019971]

>>16017490
Kuwait

[Anonymous No.16019978]

>>16018399
your kitchen

[Anonymous No.16020052]

>>16017485
>>16017034
It's a tossup between these two for me. Unfortunately I don't live near any so I can't enjoy them.

[Anonymous No.16020067]

>>16017485
>SMASH BURGER

[Anonymous No.16020380]

>>16017034
>going to food joints
I miss being a teenager too

[Anonymous No.16020510]

>>16017034
this place was awesome in the late 90s early 2000s. the GOP economic crash really screwed this place up.

for me, it's fuddruckers

[Anonymous No.16020512]

>>16017034
unironically based. the tavrern burgers is where its at and that honey mustard is FIRE

[Anonymous No.16020575]

Unironically Mr. Beast Burger is pretty solid.

Been to two different Red Robins and if they didn't have unlimited fries they'd have no claim to fame.

[Anonymous No.16020591]

>>16017506
totally based. Only chain I know where you can get a bison, ostrich or venison burger.

[Anonymous No.16020613]

Nothing personal, kid.

[Anonymous No.16020655]

Hesburger

[Marco Pierre White No.16020673]

>>16020613
That doesn't even look like a hamburger. It looks like mince in a small roll.

[Anonymous No.16020693]

>>16020673
Tripfag british opinions have no power here, go suck a paki dick

[Marco Pierre White No.16020703]

>>16020693
Oh look, the mutt is offended that even the great MPW can cook a better burger than these midget burgers made from slop.

[Anonymous No.16020726]

>>16020703
Imagine tripfagging on 4chan and referring to yourself in the 3rd person. There is a reason nobody likes you.

[Marco Pierre White No.16020753]

>>16020726
Your lack of education is showing and people are laughing at you. I do not have to imagine that you sir, are a cowardly and pathetic homosexual that dogs africans in his spare time.

[Anonymous No.16020770]

>>16020753
Post YTD earnings

[Anonymous No.16020887]

>>16017506
RIP

[Anonymous No.16021103]

>>16020613
Every White Castle trip goes like this
>have not had in a year
>get hit with the crave
>order a crave crate
>demolish 15 of them muh fuckas in 6 minutes
>Itis ensues followed by dehydration
>burp this shit up for the next 2 days and have 30 burgers left over
>You now remember why you have not ate this dreck in a year
Truth be told, I'm about due for this.

[Anonymous No.16021115]

>>16021103
They are finally coming back to South FLorida

[Anonymous No.16021123]

>>16021103
I get 6 and fries. I know I could eat more, but I know it'll make me feel like shit 10 minutes after eating it if I eat more.

[Anonymous No.16021219]

>>16017528
they make that in a buca di beppo kitchen

[Anonymous No.16021228]

>>16020613
>live near 24 hour white castle most of my life
>move to jew york where they don't have white castle

[Anonymous No.16021419]

>>16017260
Easy

[Anonymous No.16021424]

>>16017506
Big F

[Anonymous No.16021462]

>>16021424
Only in Texas

[Anonymous No.16021702]

>>16021228
Fuck

[Anonymous No.16021833]

>>16017034
Burger's Priest*
Lick's* (before they went out of business)
Johnny's
That burger truck on 28 in Bailieboro
Grand River Chop House
Turtle Jack
No Bull

*original location

[Marco Pierre White No.16021849]

>>16020726
im a huge faggot and you are right. no one likes me

[Anonymous No.16021855]

>>16021833
oh... and how could I forget Sunset Grill... (they close at 3PM and don't do dinner, that's how... I miss when they were open 24 hours)

[Anonymous No.16021856]

>>16017485
Fucking gamestop

[Anonymous No.16022025]

I ordered out from them once and my burger was missing everything but the patty and cheese. the fries weren't bad though. saw an employee try to fight another and the food took a while but it was busy that night. another time my burger wasn't cooked nearly enough. probably not going back anytime soon

[Anonymous No.16022041]

>>16021833
go to rudys bro, burgers priest is shit since they got franchised

[Anonymous No.16022043]

red robin sucks
I got a burger and the pickles were very sweet. just seems like the type of place that targets fatasses exclusively
idk why there are these "sit-down restaurant" burger places that are less tasty than fast food. what a scam

[Anonymous No.16022102]

>>16021103
its unreal how shitty the burps taste too
its not worth it

[Anonymous No.16022292]

>>16020673
Those aren’t even the hamburger sliders you British cunt those are the pulled pork

[Anonymous No.16022318]

>>16017506
Naw, fuddruckers is garbo.

[Anonymous No.16023196]

>>16022292
Do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.16023202]

>>16020613
Did white castle change the look of their burgers? Always were squared

[Anonymous No.16023204]

We do things a bit different in my area.

[Anonymous No.16023207]

>>16023202
they are square in the pic. do you need eyeglasses?

[Anonymous No.16023226]

[Anonymous No.16023239]

>>16017543
Well if you didn't have any of the actual costs of starting up a restaurant and were able to spread nationwide without having to open a single restaurant while just using your name as a selling point I could see it being very easy.

[Anonymous No.16023318]

>>16020613
>literal steamed hams
no

[Anonymous No.16023335]

>>16023204
That burger looks like shit, anon. It looks like one of the fast food burgers that they cut the meat with soy, like mcdombles.

[Anonymous No.16023351]

kneel

[Anonymous No.16023538]

literal god tier. never had a better burger

[Anonymous No.16023558]

>>16023351
Very overrated

[Anonymous No.16023576]

>>16023558
All these places are. In-N-Out, even Shake Shack, even Five Guys.

[Anonymous No.16023584]

>>16017460
You're not wrong.
And yet all of those are still better than Red Robin.

[Anonymous No.16023621]

>>16023538
oh surprise surprise, your local indie place that's been in business at one fucking location for 60 goddamn years and staffed by people who actually give a fuck and focused on making burgers rather than putting together a commercial empire based on consistent mediocrity has a better burger than all the above listed places. Have your fucking upvote you cum gargling hipster shit. Maybe while you enjoy your karma you can tell me all about this local coffee place near by that roasts their own beans or whatever overpriced dumbshit you're pissing and shitting your pants over this week.

Now, back on topic.
Red Robin is shit. Five guys is Shit. Just go to fucking macdonalds already if you dont want to be disappointed by how much you fucking paid for the same flavorless goddamn beef every other fucking place uses. it's no fucking wonder you people would not only pay extra money for a beyond burger but also fucking lose your shit about how much it tastes "like a real burger". it's because you people only eat fucking garbage and you jizz your pants the moment your new garbage tastes just as good as the last garbage you ate.

[Anonymous No.16023813]

>>16023621
Since you seem to be in some sort of autistic rage, what burger joint would you recommend

[Anonymous No.16023817]

>>16023621
recommend one then you autistic fuck

[Anonymous No.16023982]

Anyone here ever been to that meme ass place heart attack grill? Ill be in vegas over memorial day weekend and was wondering if the food is actually good or its just a meme for shit and non americans

[Anonymous No.16023985]

>>16023621
based

[Anonymous No.16024000]

>>16023817
>>16023813

How the fuck are two people in a row this fucking retarded. I fucking said McDonalds didnt i? Did you not get that far because awl dem big whaat peepul wo'ds make yo brain hut?

Kys. THen once you're done, fucking eat shit and go shove dead animals and diabetic shit up the gaping hole the drunk mexican who did your surgery told you was going to look just like a real woman's vagina.

[Anonymous No.16024016]

>A1 peppercorn burger is gone
holy shit I hope there are shills in here that can help me because that's literally my only motivation to ever eat there again, if they brought it back I'd probably go once a week for a month. I can make an imitation pretty well but I CAN'T NAIL THE FUCKING SAUCE

>>16021856
kek

[Anonymous No.16024020]

>>16023621
>>16024000
based mcdonalds anon

[Anonymous No.16024028]

>>16024000
Oh wow you were serious about McDonalds.....you truly have shit taste. You best leave now

[Anonymous No.16024049]

>>16024028
I just fucking got done saying that all burgers are fucking garbage. Holy goddamn shit, twice in a row. Twice. Twice now you've fucking missed the entire goddamn point. How the hell are you smug about this. how the hell do you look yourself in the mirror and not think "Dear god, I'm missing my penis. I will never get it back, and no one is ever going to accept that I'm a real woman? Why? Why didnt I just read a thing? one thing? Even once, all the way through? Why am I this fucking retarded? Why do I continue to make myself look like a blubbering retard?" Because if I were you I would think that fucking constantly and then go lay down on the nearest train tracks and pray the doctors are able to keep me alive after the wheels of the next freight train mangle my arms and legs off so I can continue to further suffer for my immeasurable faggotry.

[Anonymous No.16024061]

>>16017056
this. or The Habit

[Anonymous No.16024073]

>>16024049
thought I was on /vg/ for a second because of the tranny obsession. still based stream of consciousness rage

[Anonymous No.16024076]

>>16024073
I will get all of your pets pregnant. Don't you ever fucking talk like that to me again.

[Anonymous No.16024133]

>>16024076
>thought I was on /ck/ for a second because of the tranny obsession. still based stream of consciousness rage so /ck/ user filters self out

[Anonymous No.16024144]

>>16024133
eat piss
drink shit
repeat.

[Anonymous No.16024495]

>>16022041
that's why I specified original location but I'll give Rudys a try.

[Anonymous No.16024521]

>>16023204
/thread
These fucking faggots don't know anything about proper burgers.

[Anonymous No.16024821]

>>16023204
Looks the same as any other

[Anonymous No.16025298]

>>16020613
>order cheeseburgers
>onions rings
>chicken rings
>Stack an onion ring and chicken ring on each cheeseburger
shit is so cash

[Anonymous No.16026414]

>>16017034
Kek. Maybe 20 years ago.

Right now it's The Habit. Legit fast food that is fresh and tastes like sit down burger food.

[Anonymous No.16026421]

>>16017554
It is a tasty a burger. Goes the best with Sprite.

[Anonymous No.16026433]

>>16020510
>the GOP economic crash really screwed this place up.

What?

[Anonymous No.16026459]

>>16017528
The only location in my city is in the highest crime area of the city.

[Anonymous No.16026486]

Not a problem.

[Anonymous No.16026491]

>>16017528
meme aside is it good?