FUCK DIETERS

[Chess Master No.16066055]

>host dinner party yesterday
>spend hours creating a delicious multi-course meal
>"friends" ask about calories in food when they arrive
>hell if I know
>friends are all talking about the importance of portion control, calories in, calories out, blah blah blah
>we sit down to eat
>nobody's eating heartily or having deep conversations
>they're all on their phones, calculating and "guesstimating" the calories in the meal
>food gets cold
>nobody's happy
>"friends" leave, having hardly eaten anything
>vow to never interact with them again
At least I have leftovers, but damn, dieters ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.16066059]

Cook better next time.

[Anonymous No.16066062]

>>16066055
Where do you live and how old are your "friends"?

[Anonymous No.16066063]

>>16066059
I forgot to mention, also stop having friends. They're a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.16066071]

What did you make? Was it actually good?
If it wasn't disgusting and your friends can't sacrifice one night of dieting for a good gathering with the bois, you need new friends.

[Chess Master No.16066084]

>>16066062
I'm in my late 20s and I live in the midwest.

[Anonymous No.16066087]

>>16066055
i mean, your friends should have declined coming to a dinner party then but fuck you for thinking they're obligated to cram whatever shit down their maw like you do just to enjoy everyone's company.

i used to be fat as fuck and now i'm pretty /fit/ and have a normal human's BMI so fuck you if your beef stroganoff isn't worth being a fat piece of shit girls don't want to fuck and you can't understand that.

[Anonymous No.16066091]

its the chess bitch

[Chess Master No.16066092]

>>16066071
I made a fried chicken and cheese curd casserole with persian rice and pork gyoza. A very diversified meal.

[Anonymous No.16066095]

>>16066055
>host dinner party yesterday
>spend hours creating a delicious multi-course meal
>"friends" ask about calories in food when they arrive

What I'm reading here is you were a poor host and did not ask about any sort of allergic or dietary restrictions beforehand, else they wouldn't have had to ask at the door.

[Anonymous No.16066096]

>>16066092
ah cool nothing like sitting down with the boys to a 4,000 calorie meal

[Anonymous No.16066103]

Whats up with the teeth?

What did you serve?

[Anonymous No.16066104]

>>16066092
Fucking hell. The calorie content would be through the roof.

[Anonymous No.16066106]

>>16066055
Next time tell them that shoving the food up their ass will prevent excessive caloric intake.

[Anonymous No.16066110]

>>16066087
his freinds should have just eaten normally and kept up their exercise
OP using a bit of extra butter should not have been a problem, people are obsessed with the numbers they consume

[Anonymous No.16066122]

>>16066110
>>16066092
never fucking mind apparently he was actively trying to give them a heart attack.
this just went from "uhh did you make anything vegan and gluten free" to "uhhhhhh anon, what did you put in that" "fucked if i know it tastes good". they were probably googling to see if it was safe to eat at all

[Anonymous No.16066133]

>>16066055
Let me guess -- you didn't create a custom nutrition facts label for each dish? You only have yourself to blame, shitlord.

[Anonymous No.16066140]

>>16066110
>his freinds should have just eaten normally and kept up their exercise
It takes like a 45 minute bike ride to burn 600 calories. You can't just exercise off fried chicken, a bunch of cheese, rice, and breaded pork. Much less probably some served wine, beer, or other cocktails. That many calories is more than I eat in 2-3 days WITH exercise. He wants THEM to sacrifice for his faggot meal.

>people are obsessed with the numbers they consume
No, most of this nation's fat as fuck, they do not care. If they were smart, they WOULD be obsessed. Being sexually viable, able to live longer, and not suffer from fat related illness is a good thing.

[Chess Master No.16066146]

>>16066110
I couldn't agree more.

[Anonymous No.16066148]

>pre covid
>work in an office
>coming back from vacation
>decide to buy coworkers on my team a chocolate native to the country i went to
>give it to them
>all say thanks
>some put in the desk and tell me they'll "save it for a rainy day"
>weeks go by
>check one of their desks
>it's still in there

this is why now i dont tell anyone where i go to lunch, what im eating, what im having for dinner, inviting anyone over, etc. eating is a solo activity for me alone.

[Anonymous No.16066153]

>>16066140
eating normally includes reasonable portions you nitwit, if its deepfried chicken and cheese then eat less of it. maybe ask if theres other food available like a salad(which should be available unless OP really is a lardass)

[Anonymous No.16066158]

>>16066146
You could if you tried.

[Anonymous No.16066161]

>>16066148
They didn't eat it because they think you're a serial killer who poisoned the chocolate.

[Anonymous No.16066168]

>>16066148
probably some deep seeded sense of brand loyalty that makes them scared of foreign foods

[Anonymous No.16066176]

>>16066168
>>16066161
dieters are fucking faggots. they should have refused the chocolate from the get go or AT LEAST brought it home.
>"Oh yeah Anon bought this super rare chocolate and it's just been sitting in my desk xD"

Stay the fuck home if you're on a diet

[Anonymous No.16066178]

>>16066092
Just balance it out better next time. If you’re going to make the main protein fried then you want your sides light. Even if I had more than enough calories to spare, if I went to someone’s house and got served that I would immediately start strategizing how much I could eat without having to shit myself. It would have to be a small to medium piece of chicken, an ounce of cheese curd casserole, 3 or 4 gyoza, and an average serving of rice like 1/2 cup cooked. I would also be disgusted and not highly enthusiastic. I deal with this sometimes when visiting in laws in the deep south. Their food is heavy on heavy with few vegetable options and high pressure for dessert. It’s sickening to eat when pic related is how you normally eat.

[Anonymous No.16066187]

>>16066161
That is such an offensive stereotype. Not all serial killers try to poison their friends, FYI

[Anonymous No.16066186]

group eating is really inappropriate in a post scarcity society

[Anonymous No.16066189]

>>16066153
>if its deepfried chicken and cheese then eat less of it
Yeah nothing like eating 10 bites of chicken and cheese to go to bed hungry but placate your fat cook friend who namefags on a chinese fast food forum. God forbid they want to eat a filling meal of nourishing food and stick to their weight loss/maintenance routine.

>maybe ask if theres other food available like a salad(which should be available unless OP really is a lardass)
Pretty sure OP is complaining about exactly this, and is mad anyone didn't want to eat his fried cheese fat bomb. Honestly, if I took every one of my friends up on their invites for fattening food or drinks for the sake of "having fun," I'd weigh about 200 lbs more. I know anons mostly don't have any friends so the concept of getting invited to something happens once a year when the family has to ask you to leave your room for Thanksgiving, but pre-covid I was invited to at least 4 eating/drinking events a week.

[Anonymous No.16066199]

>>16066176
It's candy bitch get over yourself. You talk like a woman.

[Anonymous No.16066212]

>>16066187
Indeed, a classic antihomicidal canard.

[Anonymous No.16066219]

>responding to namefags

[Anonymous No.16066220]

>>16066199
>it's candy
no it's a gesture of care and teambuilding. if you don't want to teambuild by eating chocolate, just deny it so i can give it to someone who wants to. it also cost money and time to purchase and bring it to that person. so no sorrry it's not just candy bitch

[Anonymous No.16066222]

>>16066095
Christ, do people do this? These are his friends. He should know or they should have told him. If they have a medical issue they should be responsible for it, not the rest of the world. Considering the explosion of "allergies" these days I'm pretty sure people just their own shit up, if not put it on your T-Shirt because 6 billion people shouldn't have to stop their lives because you have an issue.

[Anonymous No.16066252]

>>16066148
i hate chocolate so thanks for the gesture of giving it to me but i'm not gonna eat something i don't like to placate you

people don't like everything you like, why is this hard for people to understand?

[Anonymous No.16066260]

>>16066252
then don't accept it so i can get you a cock next time instead faggot

[Anonymous No.16066261]

>>16066222
>These are his friends. He should know
Clearly he does not. Since every single one of his friends had a bad time as a direct result of his actions, and rather than make ammends he ran to 4chan to bitch and moan behind their backs, I can only assume he is the bad friend here.
>If they have a medical issue they should be responsible for it, not the rest of the world
By the same token if you are personally inviting someone to your home, you are responsible for their wellbeing. It's called hospitality, a concept that used to be sacred.

[Anonymous No.16066263]

>>16066222
i already said people shouldn't bother to show up if they couldn't eat, but OP is clearly a faggot who thinks everyone should consume whatever slop he works on because it's "yummy"

[Anonymous No.16066264]

>>16066252
Regift.

[Anonymous No.16066267]

>>16066220
Tell them to eat it pussy

[Anonymous No.16066271]

>>16066260
ah yeah telling you "i don't want your gift fuck off" is definitely appropriate in workplace culture and is obviously the right choice instead of graciously saying thank you and putting it out of sight

[Anonymous No.16066285]

>>16066271
so it's more appropriate to waste food, got it. and yes, it's COMPLETELY normal to tell someone in a workplace "no, i can't eat that. thank you though!"

[Anonymous No.16066291]

>>16066285
>yes, it's COMPLETELY normal to tell someone in a workplace "no, i can't eat that.
A hard no like that would come off as aggressive and bitchy in a typical office environment.
No wonder your coworkers are so awkward around you.

[Anonymous No.16066292]

>>16066285
"wasting food" in a first world nation hasn't been an issue since the last world war, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16066297]

>>16066292
"wasting food" as in taking something i directly purchased, transported, and offered to you at no cost when there are others in immediate vicinity who could use it.

>>16066291
are you incapable of saying no at work?

[Anonymous No.16066308]

>>16066297
You can refuse at work, but you have to use tact.
Since you are an arugmentative retard, your coworkser have decided that the least painful way of interacting with you is to smile and nod and then finish the conversation as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.16066310]

>>16066087
Fuck off fatty, normal people don't need to diet.

[Anonymous No.16066323]

>>16066297
man it's almost like i had a perfect solution to your problem the last time i picked up any food for anyone at work and sent a team email that said "hey all there's some food i brought for the team by office 207, help yourself if you're hungry!" and then took the rest home at the end of the day instead of guilt tripping a coworker by handing it to them and silently being mad it's in their desk a month later

[Anonymous No.16066350]

>>16066310
>Fuck off fatty, normal people don't need to diet.
says the anon with this body type

[Anonymous No.16066427]

>>16066261
the guests actions also included not talking about the fact they are watching what they eat. its their own fucking fault

[Anonymous No.16066428]

I don't see people but am I mistaken in assuming the host is the one supposed to make the conversations interesting?

[Anonymous No.16066438]

>>16066427
No, retard. As host it is your duty to accomodate your guests. Rennaissance dinner hosts have killed themselves over smaller mistakes than the ones you made.

[Anonymous No.16066441]

>>16066092
The grease is real.
I love butter, pork and puff pastry, but damn —That's a heavy meal.

[Anonymous No.16066442]

>>16066055
while i am a typical dieter. i would never disrespect my host like that. i reserve calorie counting to my own meals where i know exactly how much i'm putting in or to fast food where no one gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.16066446]

>>16066428
i see what you mean but dont agree. the host needs to provide the environment that promotes conversation(food, half the booze, comfortable house and maybe some media)
conversation is up to everyone, if one person forces it its gonna be terrible anyway

[Anonymous No.16066447]

>>16066178
Pretty much this.

[Chess Master No.16066448]

>>16066428
I tried. I really did. But my ex-friends just wanted to talk about calories.

[Anonymous No.16066462]

>>16066438
if you wait until youre at the door to tell someone you have a dietary issue, whether medical or voluntary, its your own problem.
host should ask initially as a politeness(specifically for medical issues) but in general if you dont raise the issue then dont fucking complain, if they didnt ask you should raise it if its important
>Rennaissance dinner hosts
you will never be Da Vinci

[Anonymous No.16066469]

>>16066442
You're more like Dieter's Dance Party.

[Anonymous No.16066490]

>>16066462
>if you wait until youre at the door to tell someone you have a dietary issue, whether medical or voluntary, its your own problem.
They shouldn't have had to tell you at the door in the first place, retard. If they're your friends you should already know what they can and can't eat. If you're inviting strangers then you should have asked them if they have any restrictions ahead of time. Your negligence is at fault here.
>you will never be Da Vinci
You're the one who brought up tradition and old fashioned mindsets, retard.

[Anonymous No.16066517]

>>16066490
>You're the one who brought up tradition and old fashioned mindsets, retard.
fucking when? im not the OP dude youve gotten confused

[Anonymous No.16066541]

>>16066517
>>16066222
>Considering the explosion of "allergies" these days I'm pretty sure people just their own shit up,

You complained about modern mindsets as if people in the good old days had zero expectation of basic hospitality.

[Anonymous No.16066566]

>>16066541

[Anonymous No.16066580]

>>16066178

This

Op, you cooked like a fatass from Kentucky and scared your friends, next time try adding some vegetables that aren't potatoes

[Anonymous No.16066619]

>>16066566
Cool inspect element bro

[Anonymous No.16066649]

>>16066619
i dont know what the means but okay

[Anonymous No.16066652]

>>16066222
>Considering the explosion of "allergies" these days
I swear to GOD, whenever I eat soybean oil or anything containing soy, my manboobs grow bigger. I'm up to a C cup, bro. Help!!!

[Anonymous No.16066654]

>>16066652
That's hot. Record a timelapse.

[Anonymous No.16066759]

>>16066055
This week on things that didn’t happen

[Anonymous No.16066770]

sorry OP, that’s a bummer. it’s a tough lesson to learn but most people just want something basic and they don’t have the same food sensibilities as you. make something easy but with flavor and they’ll love it

[Anonymous No.16066792]

Same, I fucking hate them
Made a semi authentic mexican meal for my extended family once and ofc used lard for my wheat tortillas because obviously wheat tortillas need lard and once they heard that (after asking) they stopped eating it as if it was literally poison despite liking it
My sisters vegan but at least she likes my oily fatty vegan food I cook
I hope I never date someone who is obsessed with calories though

[Anonymous No.16066802]

>>16066055
I imagine your story is fake, but if it isn't then there is more to it. You invited people over without telling them what they'd eat and nobody asked first. You're "friends" but have no idea what their dietary habits are. You're a fucking retard making up a green text for no reason. Probably ate taco bell with your cats last night and said happy Cinco de mayo

[Anonymous No.16066834]

>>16066140
dyel

[Anonymous No.16066843]

>>16066189
ugh I didn't even notice he had a trip nvm fuck you OP kys you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.16066852]

>>16066649

[Anonymous No.16066866]

>>16066852
is that an apple filename lol

[Anonymous No.16066869]

>>16066122
>>16066071
>>16066104
>>16066096
AHAHA OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING THREAD I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES THANK YOU OP

[Anonymous No.16066874]

>>16066140
retarded cico twink

[Anonymous No.16066875]

>>16066084
>>16066055
Bro, i live in Minnesota. Fuck your "friends," I'll be your friend, homie.

I bet they're all single and looking, too.

[Anonymous No.16066881]

>>16066866
chromebook
I absolutely regret my decision don't worry

[Anonymous No.16066884]

>>16066297
thank christ i dont work with this guy

[Chess Master No.16066911]

>>16066875
I'd be glad to have you over. Do you like chess?

[Anonymous No.16066919]

This whole fucking thread.
You're going to a dinner party, you're not going to be served a green salad and chicken breast with brown rice. If you're worried about calories take care of your own food. OP did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.16066935]

>>16066919
>fried chicken and cheese curd casserole
this is a do americans really tier food

[Anonymous No.16066937]

>>16066220
Anyone talking about "purchasing" has lost the plot completely.

[Anonymous No.16066952]

>>16066092
the superior fasting method where I can block a day to just eat like a madman (every once in a while) and then go right back to losing weight

[Anonymous No.16066958]

>>16066919
The point is that both the OP and his guests (and YOU, for that matter!) are better off *AS FOOD* than as eaters of it. Nature abides, you should too.

[Anonymous No.16066967]

>>16066055
Here is a hint buddy. You aren't their friends. You barely know them. Stop calling acquaintances your friends and try to find some real friends you fucking moron. And stop blaming others for your stupid decisions. You just invited a bunch of people you don't know to eat food you didn't know they would enjoy and got all bitchy because they didn't react the way you wanted.

[Anonymous No.16067145]

>>16066919
>>16066935
Yeah this sounds like something only deep flyovers would consider normal. I agree it’s not polite behavior for guests to ask about calories and complain about the food, and they can certainly eat small portions and be thankful. But OP absolutely did fuck up by serving flyover slop that would cause any normal person near immediate diarrhea. Cheese curd casserole is nightmare fuel for people who aren’t used to flyover abominations like cream cheese cheddar pineapple casserole as a side dish rather than a dessert or existing at all, snickers salad, frito pie, etc.

[Anonymous No.16067165]

>>16066935
>this is a do wisconsinites really tier food
ftfy

[Anonymous No.16067171]

>>16066092
holy shit this is why I come on this board. no fucking wonder they didn't eat much

[Anonymous No.16067209]

>>16066092
Don't bury the lead next time, holyshit.
What's your BMI, OP?

[Anonymous No.16067248]

>>16066652
Phytoestrogen is a real thing, and you did not evolve to suck down concentrated plant oil. Rather than melt shit down from a single animal, you have to understand that you only get about a gallon and a half of oil per bushel of soy. Now that make sense to you until you look into it. That's 60 lbs, or around 2,500 seeds per lb. So you need 150000 soybeans for your gallon of oil. Seems healthy compared to some fat you've rendered from an animal.

[Anonymous No.16067254]

>>16066055
are you the same chess master who got kicked out of like a bunch of restaurants in your town cause you tried to host a chess club there? love your threads man, always a laugh

[Anonymous No.16067278]

>>16066055
If you're good at dieting, regardless of method, you can eat one fucking meal a friend prepared without worrying about how many calories it has.
These people have no respect.

[Anonymous No.16067362]

>>16066092
That's a Lotta calories OP. Jokes aside, what your ex-friends did was extremely rude, I'm glad you cut them off. They could've just asked for a smaller serving.

[Anonymous No.16067373]

>>16066095
Actually this is wrong. They were his friends at the time. I know what food my friends dislike, allergic, love and they know mine. I wouldn't ask friends, I'd ask guests. OP told his friends what he made, he did not need to ask for dietary restrictions. They came KNOWING of the high calorie meal, and caused themselves a bad time.

OP had shitty friends period.

[Anonymous No.16067396]

They obviously thought it tasted like shit

[Anonymous No.16067447]

>>16066178
>>16066122
>>16066096
>>16066104
>>16067171
>>16067209

[Anonymous No.16067484]

>>16067447

[Anonymous No.16067524]

>>16066055
Are you fat? I would too distrust your meals if you're fat

[Anonymous No.16067735]

>>16066140
You don't need to burn off every calorie you consume doofus. You should be exercising enough every day to allow a big main meal or a few small ones.

[Anonymous No.16067738]

>>16066055
Dieters are the fucking worst and are just people who hate food
If it bothers you that much just indulge in the food and go for a solid workout session afterwards.

[Anonymous No.16067745]

>>16066055
I read the post like the German name "Dieter" and assumed "Dieters" was some kind of fast food restaurant. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.16067747]

>>16067738
I'm on a diet yet I eat KFC or pizza ever other day. It doesn't matter what you eat it's just calorie control, 10x easier with exercise. You should technically always be dieting.

[Anonymous No.16067758]

>>16066092
Nigga that would've been like 4,000 calories a plate. No wonder they were so concerned. Friends are dicks for not eating, though. Just eat less the next day, it isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.16067769]

>>16066092
please give us your fried chicken and cheese curd casserole recipe. One of two things can be happening here: you're either a pretty good cook and can make outlandish combinations work, or you have no clue what you're doing. I'm willing to bet it's the latter, especially with the side dishes selection. The funny thing is you probably could've made something equally obscene, like a lobster alfredo lasagna, but paired it with normal sides, like a green salad and dinner rolls, and they wouldn't have batted an eye.

Bottom line is, your friends don't trust you in the kitchen and rightfully so. Next time roast a chicken. If they ask about calories then, you'll know you need to make better friends.

[Anonymous No.16067878]

>>16066095

[Anonymous No.16067920]

>>16066055
No description of shitty food.
Your friends only came over because they're the ones with autism and they couldn't stand your grease bowls you made.

Don't use the term "delicious" again you retard.

[Anonymous No.16067938]

>>16066092
>What are vegetables?
Anon, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.16067941]

>>16066092
>>A very diversified meal.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Weeaboo and the word kind of midwest garbage food together! how cultural!

[Anonymous No.16067950]

>>16066092
>> Host with the most.

[Anonymous No.16067954]

>>16066220
it really is just candy and the fact that you cant understand why they were actually being nice to you means you're probably an awkward autist no one likes to hang around. team building is going out for drinks, hitting a driving range, billiards, watching a movie, etc. not eating some fucking cringe chocolate.

[Anonymous No.16068218]

>>16066967
so he needs to make friends without inviting them over so that he can consider them friends enough to invite them over?

[Anonymous No.16068221]

>>16067373
>I know what food my friends dislike, allergic, love and they know mine.
stop pretending people actually bother knowing this shit
allergies yes, the rest not really

[Anonymous No.16068224]

>>16068218
Yeah. Most people don't visit homes before becoming friends.

[Anonymous No.16068228]

>>16068224
how the fuck do you become friends then, days or weeks of seeing each other only at work and maybe the bar afterwards?
eventually you gotta invite them over and thats when you can make a real judgement as they will probably be the most themselves at that point

[Anonymous No.16068232]

>>16068228
Playing D&D at the local game store, retard.

[Anonymous No.16068238]

>>16068232
>public D&D games
yeah nah fuck off been there done that was horrible

[Anonymous No.16068294]

>>16066092
Imagine looking at a fried chicken and cheese casserole and thinking that you need a big scoop of rice to balance it out haha. But really anon, it’s you gotta make a veggie side when you’re catering to others. It is, after all, really about them. Hide that power level and all haha. That said, post your casserole recipe

[Anonymous No.16068315]

>>16066055

[Anonymous No.16068334]

>>16066096
>>16066104
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>>16066178
>>16066441
>>16066952
>>16067171
>>16067209
>>16067362
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>>16067769
>>16067938
>>16067941
>>16067950
>>16068294
Disregard these limp wristed soyim cattle. Imagine calorie counting like some vapid diet fad cunt while being a guest at someone's home. Be fucking gracious and eat your meal you precious, self-absorbed faggots.

[Anonymous No.16068337]

>>16068334
The year: 2021. Your social skills: non-existent. Your advice: delivered with undue confidence.

[Anonymous No.16068363]

>>16066055
Say that to my face not online see what happens.

[Anonymous No.16068403]

>>16068221
Just because you're a shallow individual who hate people, doesn't mean others don't know these things. All my friends and I know each other very well.

[Anonymous No.16068424]

>>16068334
>You WILL eat he sloppa
>You WILL be morbidly obese

[Anonymous No.16068436]

>>16066055
How do people even get fat? Like just eat less, what the fuck is their problem?
Nojoke, never got even close to being fat and never watched calories, I just cook and eat more If I feel particularly hungry. Hell, for the pas few months I've been making extremely scuffed ""carbonara"" with cream and cheesep frequently, it's the perfect combination of fat and sugar to get fat but literally nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.16068453]

>>16068403
unless you cook for them regularly theres no need to know all their food preferences

[Anonymous No.16068477]

>>16066092
Sounds delicious. I probably wouldn't have gorged but I wouldn't be a fag about it like your so called friends.

[Anonymous No.16068495]

Fact only fat people diet and they always fail. I've never seen fit guys "diet". Quite the opposite they always talk how they have to eat 5000kcal a day to maintain their active lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.16068506]

This shit happened a few months ago:
>best friend and his wife, both mid 30s
>takes a week off to fly down to visit his parents
>parents cook a big dinner, friend and his wife both stuff themselves to finish it
>dad asks if they want any of his mom's key lime pie
>they say they're stuffed from dinner, but, not wanting to be rude, say that they'd love some in an hour or so after their food settles
>dad has a complete meltdown and starts screaming that he's "not running a fucking restaurant" and that "when your mother makes you a pie, you're going to eat the fucking pie"
>friend's wife is horrified and on the verge of tears
>friend just sits there like a cuck and puts his head down because he's still scared of his dad
>they eat the pie
>friend's wife relays the story to me after they get back
That's the vibe OP gives off, just a real piece of shit bully.

[Anonymous No.16068525]

OP's friends are in the wrong. no matter how unhealthy the food is, eating poorly for one day isn't going to fuck up your progress, especially for a social gathering. breaking your diet once or twice a month is fine

[Anonymous No.16068527]

>>16066055
I was really confused about this post since 'Dieter' is a common name in german speaking countries

[Anonymous No.16068564]

>>16066178
>I would immediately start strategizing how much I could eat without having to shit myself.
What?

[Anonymous No.16068582]

>>16068564
If you eat too many fatty, caloric foods in one sitting, most people get a little bit of seepage.

[Anonymous No.16068599]

>>16068506
>>friend just sits there like a cuck and puts his head down because he's still scared of his dad
...probably because he is conscious of his aging dad's mental health issues

[Anonymous No.16068616]

>>16066096
Nothing like counting calories like a thot and thinking you're still a man

[Anonymous No.16068636]

>>16068599
I've known his dad for a very long time, and he was like that 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.16068757]

>>16068495
You obviously have no idea what it takes to build a fit body skinny fat guy

[Anonymous No.16069051]

>>16066911
>11 hours ago
>no reply
Clearly he doesn't like chess.

[Anonymous No.16069213]

>>16068436
Drink gallons of soda and eat multiple servings of chips/candy/dessert throughout the day. If you eat actual food and don't gorge yourself there's no reason to get fat.

[Anonymous No.16069468]

>>16066092
>fried chicken
Ok
>fried chicken casserole
Umm, ok, this is something new but sure
>fried chicken casserole with cheese curds
Idk if that sounds bad or good, but I’m feeling bloated just thinking about it
>goysa dumplings alongside massive carbo calorie casserole with cheese.
Anon, I get that you were trying to be nice and a good host, but that is legitimately one of the funnier meals I’ve heard of someone preparing. Like, have you ever heard of someone order the chicken cheese casserole with dumplings as a side at a restaurant? Did u serve any veggies?

[Sage No.16069536]

[Anonymous No.16069568]

>>16068334
You missed where I said calorie counting isn’t the main issue. Fried chicken and cheese curd casserole sounds like instant diarrhea. Let’s see some pics.

[Anonymous No.16070486]

>>16068334
i agree calorie counting is gay
also you are probably gross looking

[Anonymous No.16070671]

>>16066055
Sorry to hear that.

>last saturday roomate and I cleaning outside of house
>why dont we grill today its nice out
>hey lets invite friends
>hey lets set up that table I got for free and never used
>hey lets return all our bottle to pay for everyones food
>lets stop and buy some chairs, outdoor rug, tiki torches and umbrella
>return bottles, buy food, but outdoor equipment
>friends show up, great conversations
>food is done, all 6 of us sit around one table
>burgers and sides are all a hit
>no one is burried to deep in a phone
>cheeres all around
>we all just sit outside conversing for around 4 hours till 11 at night
>talk about dnd(we all play in a group) video games, politics, adoption(married friends wife is getting antsy) our campibg trip, our jobs, new hobbies, ect
>go to bed with that warm feeling you get from great conversations, loving friends and a few beers

You need to find a better friend group

[Anonymous No.16070682]

>>16068334
>limp wristed soyim cattle
How long did it take you to come up with this?

[Anonymous No.16070701]

>>16066092
Pics of pork gyoza or it didn't happen. Also
>cheese curd casserole
absolutely revolting

[Anonymous No.16070854]

>>16068506
This is what it’s like when I have to visit my southern in laws but not yelling. They just keep asking and telling you to eat more no matter your response and try to make you feel guilty for not finishing. If there is any food left on the table they do around the table pressuring people to eat it and they all join in practically chanting at the person to finish. They’re so used to it they can’t see how bizarre it is. Then there is pressure for dessert, and my MIL who is really starting to lose it has started standing over people watching them eat it. I still say no to all of it, but it’s become so uncomfortable (in many other ways as well) that I’m not willing to see them outside of holidays anymore. I’ve hit my limit for respecting other people’s culture and fucked up behavior, and the last time I was there the situation was tense the entire time. I don’t understand why people have to be such rude and aggressive hosts.

[Anonymous No.16070857]

>>16068564
There is no way a full serving (as dictated by OP) of OPs food would not cause a normal person diarrhea. So you’d want to eat small portions of the fried chicken and cheese curd casserole to avoid this fate.

[Anonymous No.16070938]

>>16070854
There has to be some weird psychological reason for why this is so common in the south.

[Anonymous No.16070978]

>>16070938
southern hospitality plus autism

[Anonymous No.16070981]

>>16066055
Lots of people jumping to conclusions, adding in details, and picking sides. In reality, it just seems like you and your guests aren't meant for each other. That's ok. Find new people.

[Anonymous No.16071010]

>>16070938
crabs in a bucket
they're all extremely obese and fit people offend them

[Anonymous No.16071012]

Safe to assume that the anti-calorie-counting faggots itt are lardasses.

[Anonymous No.16071024]

>>16071012
that's not necessarily true, as it would generally be considered rude to interrogate your host about the nutrition of what they're serving. However it's clear that OP is an autistic fat faggot and is serving absolute heart-stoppa-sloppa and getting confused as to why people found it revolting.

[Anonymous No.16071031]

>>16071012
>portion control
fine
>calorie counting
autism
simple as

[Anonymous No.16071049]

>>16071031
you're clearly a fatass who neither lifts nor ever went under 16% bodyfat.

>>16071024
>that's not necessarily true, as it would generally be considered rude to interrogate your host about the nutrition of what they're serving

Maybe in the burgerlands. Here it's common, since people care about their health and basically everyone works out, so we're all "in on it" as it were.

[Anonymous No.16071065]

>>16066186
underrated post

[Anonymous No.16071068]

>>16071049
>gymcel
>too autistic to see the difference
yeah that figures

[Anonymous No.16071077]

>>16071068
>oink oink oink

Speak human, fatass.

[Anonymous No.16071082]

>>16071012
Calorie counters are worse than fat people. I will at least sit down at the same table with a fatty because they can have pleasant personalities. Calorie counters aren't people and they probably don't have souls.

[Anonymous No.16071089]

>>16071082
But, technically, you're always sitting with a fatty since you're one.

[Anonymous No.16071091]

>>16071077
im 6 foot 1 with a 27 or 28 inch waist i dunno but i can guess the next zinger
are the numbers soothing

[Anonymous No.16071092]

>>16071049
>Maybe in the burgerlands
Also relevant to my visitations to the south. I don’t bother asking about calorie content of food or making comments about it being heavy. I can see it for what it is just fine. But THEY always have to say “there’s no calories in it anon!” and “we don’t count calories during x holiday or at church potluck or, well, never teehee”. I promise I say nothing to provoke them to say this. They know their food is fatty sloppy, and they’d become embarrassed/aware around outsiders. Clearly caring about what you put in your body is not welcome with my in laws and their social circle. I cannot speak for all of the south, but this attitude does seem more common the lower income, lower education, and farther from urbanite life you get. This area usually gets referred to the Deep South as it’s away from the coasts and even the large cities are pretty chill aside from Atlanta.

[Anonymous No.16071097]

>>16066095
Do you think your parents or your grandparents ever asked their friends about whatever trendy made up diet they happened to be on that month when they invited them to dinner parties? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.16071104]

>>16068334
clicking all those ids was the most exercise you've had in a week fatso

[Anonymous No.16071108]

>>16071097
Yes. Fad diets have been a thing since the Victorian era.

[Anonymous No.16071109]

>>16071097
yes

[Anonymous No.16071115]

>>16066919
>You're going to a dinner party, you're not going to be served a green salad and chicken breast with brown rice
greasy mutt fingers typed this. Dinner parties are about enjoying time with friends, not stuffing your disgusting gob full of fat and carbs

[Anonymous No.16071123]

>>16070938
aren't all southerners basically inbred retards?

[Anonymous No.16071124]

>>16071097
Yes. How is this a question?

[Anonymous No.16071136]

>>16066919
>you're not going to be served a green salad and chicken breast with brown rice.
Why not? I always serve salad or vinegar/citrus based slaw and other vegetable side.

[Anonymous No.16071151]

>>16071136
>Serving sandwich with a salad
are you supposed to eat it with your hands?

[Anonymous No.16071152]

>chess master
Are you the guy that spazzed out because no restaurant wanted to let you and your friends play chess or dnd

[Anonymous No.16071162]

>>16071151
Sandwiches? Yes you eat them with your hands. Salad? Where I come from you eat those with a fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.16071171]

>>16071151
yep i bet they ate salad with their hands fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16071173]

>>16071162
why the fuck would anyone serve something you eat with your hands alongside something you eat with cutlery

[Anonymous No.16071181]

>>16071173
so they can eat salad and a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.16071196]

>>16071181
just put the lettuce inside

[Anonymous No.16071225]

>>16071196
No one's talking about having a picnic

[Anonymous No.16071229]

>>16066092
make friends with eternabulk powershitters. they might actually have the gut to stomach all that

[Anonymous No.16071236]

>>16071152
bro fuck subway. we took up one table to play mtg and paid for sandwiches and we got kicked out with no one else in the restaurant

[Anonymous No.16071256]

>>16067745
I came here to make a clever post about a guy named Dieter but I'm drawing a blank.

>Am I retarded?

Probably.

[Anonymous No.16071294]

>>16066092
>Chess Master
Nigger, you need to get on a Stair Master

[Anonymous No.16071414]

>>16071173
I don’t understand this cultural difference. Are you saying that in your country, you never eat a meal in which one item is a hand held food and other is eaten with utensils? Does your culture eat bread?

[Anonymous No.16071589]

>>16066055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
GOD DAMN DIETER

[Anonymous No.16071596]

>>16066092
I'd just stuff myself on rice and chicken

[Anonymous No.16071615]

>>16071173
The soup, salad, and breadsticks lunch at Olive Garden would give this guy an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.16071653]

>>16067950
kek

[Anonymous No.16072135]

>>16070854
>>16070938
>>16068506
this is so fucking weird to hear as somebody who has lived in north Louisiana all my life. what in the fuck

[Anonymous No.16072147]

>>16066087
Mental issues

[Anonymous No.16072155]

>>16066096
You're right, there isn't. The fact that you think this is sarcastic is hilarious. Beta boi

[Anonymous No.16072162]

>>16067484
Posting hands now are we?

[Anonymous No.16072172]

>>16071123
No, eh maybe Florida

[Anonymous No.16072438]

>>16068436
Same anon, I make fried chicken, alfredo and all sorts of "unhealthy" shit all the time. I notice my body has strong opinions about how much it wants to eat, like with pasta 2oz is too little and 3oz makes me feel bloated but 2.5 is just right. I just follow that and stay close to my ideal weight without any sort of diet or calorie restrictions.

My hypothesis is that everyone starts from there but certain foods like soda and fast food break that ability and make you always hungry. When I ate out a lot I started to get chunky (like 30 lbs overweight) and then I naturally thinned down when I started cooking again. I still have no idea how someone reaches like 200+lbs much less even bigger than that. Like that's some amazing dedication to eating

[Anonymous No.16072454]

>>16066055
>>nobody's eating heartily or having deep conversations
you have an unrealistic and idealized view on how dinners should work based on over-consumption of sappy fiction media

[Anonymous No.16072461]

>>16066310
This post gives off the same energy as "Only poor people avoid wasting money"

[Anonymous No.16072468]

>>16068495
>they always talk how they have to eat 5000kcal a day to maintain their active lifestyle.
You realize that doing that is also a form of dieting, right? "Diet" doesn't mean "a plan to lose weight".

[Anonymous No.16072487]

>/ck/ namefags strike again

[Anonymous No.16073550]

>>16071414
hand food is hand food, simple as

[Anonymous No.16073554]

>>16071123
Probably not but you might be one.

[Anonymous No.16073633]

>>16066084
>my late 20s
>hosting dinner party like youre a 40yo

[Anonymous No.16073666]

>>16066055
the virgin dieter vs the chad eats-whatever-the-fuck

[Anonymous No.16073679]

>>16073550
Do you mind sharing what culture you’re from that doesn’t have sandwich, salad and/or soup combos for lunch?

[Anonymous No.16073724]

>>16066092
Years ago, I would have ate that shit up and asked for fourths, now just looking at super greasy shit makes me chest hurt.

Part of being a host is taking things into consideration. You know options for vegetarians or allergies, or in this case health.

[Anonymous No.16073739]

>>16068506
>YOU WILL EAT THE PIE.

jesus fuck lol

[Anonymous No.16073746]

>>16066055
serve them a sack of garden leafs drizzled with our own piss next time

[Anonymous No.16073748]

>>16066055
Maybe your food was an oily sloppy mess how bout that

[Anonymous No.16073753]

>calories in, calories out

LITERALLY just stop eating sugary shit, stop drinking alcohol, don't over consume shitty carbs, and intermittent fast. wa la.

[Anonymous No.16073759]

>>16068506
it's fucking weird. I'm big enough to beat the shit out of both of my parents, at the same time, even if they were armed. but somehow they know how to cut you deep and paralyze the fuck out of you. They can hurt you worse than anyone else and pussify you into being a bitch.

[Anonymous No.16073764]

>>16073759
this ends in your mid 30s the latest

[Anonymous No.16073770]

>>16070671
>talk about dnd
can i play dnd with u

[Anonymous No.16073782]

>>16073759
I guess it depends on the kind of environment you were raised in. I never really respected my parents, and stopped fearing them the moment I could fight back.

[Anonymous No.16073789]

I hate this thread and I want it to go away

[Anonymous No.16073790]

>>16073554
t.cletus

[Anonymous No.16073832]

>>16068334
Nah, I don't want to be morbidly obese like you. Don't get too mad while typing, those arteries can't handle another heart attack

[Anonymous No.16073835]

>>16073633
What's so bad about that? What do you expect him to do? Getting so drunk they all pass out?

[Anonymous No.16073846]

>>16066055
We gaan

[Anonymous No.16073859]

>>16066055
thats why I hate americans, you guys are weird, obnoxious and uncultured fucks

[Anonymous No.16074024]

>>16073859
You havent seen enough shit to hate anyone

[Anonymous No.16074090]

>>16066055
>>16066092

OP, i wanna let you know that you're the weirdest motherfucker i've ever seen in this board

[Anonymous No.16074176]

>anon makes disgusting sloppashit carnival food for a dinner party
>guests aren't comfortable with eating 3k calories in a single meal because anon just served them a plate full of nothing but melted grease
>anons seethes and copes about this instead of recognizing that he shouldn't basically just dump a large Five Guys serving of fries on each plate and call it a day
>thread full of seething and coping fatties who can't handle the idea of people not wanting to inhale unlimited grease like they do
Lose weight

[Sage No.16074213]

Fuck you all

[Anonymous No.16074309]

OP the fact that you didn't post your weight or a picture of your food indicates that you were in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.16074315]

>>16066186
I don't get this one

[Anonymous No.16074321]

>>16074315
I don't get you.

[Anonymous No.16074385]

>>16073753
go jogging before you bother bringing fasting into your routine

[Anonymous No.16074391]

>>16066055
I've had people bring that stuff up with me before and I just tell them how many sticks of butter went into everything I made that night. I've gone through over a pound and a half of butter on a few occasions, especially if I'm making cookies and stuff.

[Anonymous No.16074405]

>>16067248
I only eat male animals to avoid the estrogen

[Anonymous No.16074418]

>>16067941
why is she smelling her fingers

[Anonymous No.16074447]

>>16066092
>I made a fried chicken and cheese curd casserole with persian rice and pork gyoza. A very diversified meal.
utter crap for guests.

If you knew everyone of your friends was counting calories, you needed a vegetable or two, plus a salad course. You have no common sense as to what constitutes a balanced meal for guests, let alone a meal to serve guests who aren't poverty stricken 3rd world eaters.
At some point, you need to learn dieting yourself so you understand the basics of nutrition. What you cooked wouldn't be served to anyone at any restaurant ever, but served by some stupid college students from another country in Asia, who live on their ramen or their rice n'beans.

[Anonymous No.16074452]

>>16071173
this is why chicken and waffles is the stupidest fucking meal ever

[Anonymous No.16074461]

>>16074391
cookies are absolutely different man, If I'm going to eat a dessert I'm going to commit to it, especially if I know its homemade. Plus the portion sizes of desserts are different. If i'm going to eat a slice of cake I'm gonna eat a slice of cake. I don't want to eat dinner and instead eat 2 days worth of nutrition in one meal

[Anonymous No.16074465]

>>16066092
I have a feeling you're a gross fetishist and you wanted your guests to fart up a storm and clog your toilet

[Anonymous No.16074466]

>>16066092

[Anonymous No.16074477]

>>16066055
You have very low quality friends but then again, birds of a feather flock together--you are the company you keep.

OP is an actual RL fag.

[Anonymous No.16074493]

>>16074461
yeah but I do a lot of french cooking. even my roasted chicken uses a bunch of butter. my mac and cheese has a whole stick of butter for a single batch. if I'm entertaining guests and I double it then there's 2 sticks of butter for the mac and cheese alone. I even put roux in my apple pie. it's pretty easy to go through 6-8 sticks of butter

[Anonymous No.16074547]

>>16069051
He's playing correspondence chess.

[Anonymous No.16074619]

>>16073633
Why can’t someone in their 20s host a dinner party? I don’t think that’s strange at all. OPs food choices and expectations were messed up though.

[Anonymous No.16074640]

>>16066092
High fat meal

[Anonymous No.16074897]

>>16074385
fasting is far easier than jogging, and probably more effective

[Anonymous No.16074907]

>>16074897
Except dropping fat reserves isn't all there is to good health.

[Anonymous No.16074912]

>>16074907
fasting is perfectly healthy and has been practiced for millenia. it's one of the best ways to control insulin.

i'm not asking people to go on 48 hour water fasts, just 16+ hour intermittent fasting will do.

[Anonymous No.16075296]

>>16066087
So this is what a normie meltdown looks like

[Anonymous No.16075309]

>>16066092
Never heard of that before but your friends are dicks for not even trying it, cut them off and don’t speak to them ever again

[Anonymous No.16075391]

>>16068506
Based dad, fuck these self-centered millennials

[Anonymous No.16075404]

>>16066055
Lie and say its vegan, if they ask how, SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.16075415]

>>16071123
Yuropoor that believes everything he sees on the telly

[Anonymous No.16075490]

>>16070938
Its a perversion of hospitality. They've corrupted the respect of host to guest into an obligation as though its an insult to say no or later. Like most things its a baby boomer and gen x problem with how self centered they are. It is not possible for them to actually empathize with the perspective of the guest. They expect everyone to greedily welcome any and all strange bullshit they might shove towards another.

[Anonymous No.16075589]

>>16073770
take a shower first

[Anonymous No.16075594]

>>16066140
u talk like a fatso

[Anonymous No.16075677]

>>16075490
I'm curious what happens when these two types of people mix. Like when two forceful hosts get together, does the guest oblige because they do the same to their guests?

[Anonymous No.16075715]

>>16066055
Stop being friends with women

[Anonymous No.16075790]

>>16075589
:(

[Anonymous No.16075956]

>>16068334
Fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.16076050]

>>16066092
>fried chicken and cheese curd

Why are White midwesterners compelled to make a casserole out of fucking everything? Is it too much to ask to just make the fried chicken with rice and salad?!?! Even if you wanted to make the casserole why not just make it with a salad or vegetables?! Or just make the gyoza with rice and (pickled) vegetables?

Is it too much to ask to have balanced fucking meal? It's not like most of you are that poor anymore.

[Anonymous No.16076093]

>>16066140
This is the problem with CICOers that eat all fucking day. You will never be able to actually account for every calorie you consume unless you cook all your meals by yourself. Even then you would have to make them bland as hell to really count properly.

You will also never be able to exercise enough to make up with every calorie you eat unless you spend all day exercising. Also, even if you are good with calorie counting one off day and you are fucked. Also, not all calories are the same. 200 calories of spinach is the not the same as 200 calories of ice cream no matter how precise you count.

[Anonymous No.16076096]

>>16066055
Nothing wrong with being on a diet but why did they even accept your invite to the dinner party if they knew they'd be burning you like that?

[Anonymous No.16076117]

>>16068506
>>friend's wife is horrified and on the verge of tears

Is there ever a woman in these stories NOT on the verge of tears?

[Anonymous No.16076222]

>>16066140
Based, americans are a bunch of dumb fatties. The average american consumes 3000 calories a day. Living in america you are dammed when it comes to food. Their are healthy options, but your friends are always trying to screw you over.

[Anonymous No.16076285]

>>16076117
To be fair, she does cry at the drop of a hat, but I can understand it in that situation. The next day he came up behind her while she was sketching and started creepily massaging her shoulders, she says "please don't do that" and he stomps out of the room, grabs my friend by the arm, pulls him outside, and starts chimping out screaming "ANON, YOUR WIFE IS BEING A FUCKING BITCH. WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE GET OFF TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE?" loud enough that every fucking neighbor must have heard it too.

Friend comes back in, she says she thinks they should leave, and friend tells her that she "shouldn't have set him off like that".

[Anonymous No.16076497]

>>16076285
This never happened

[Anonymous No.16076585]

>>16076093
>Even then you would have to make them bland as hell to really count properly.
This is not true. I do count every I make, which is a morning protein shake, lunch, dinner, and usually something like a mandarin orange and square of chocolate in snacks/dessert. My meals aren’t bland. I just use a scale whenever I’m adding ingredients that aren’t already in a set amount such as tomatoes from a can that I can scan. I use a kitchen scale a lot anyway, so it’s minimal extra effort to weigh out a piece of butter instead of eyeballing it. It gets much harder to track if you can’t make your own food though, which is why you should just balance out a heavy day with a high exercise and high restriction day instead of freaking out over having an extra 500 calories. Also everyone should get used to not snacking often and limiting themselves to something small/low in calories when they do eat between a meal, because you can learn to unironically eat intuitively if you only get your calories from meals.

[Anonymous No.16076598]

>>16076497
It happened. Friend admitted it after, and their stories were both close enough that I 100% believe it. I've had dinner with his family before, and I've seen some real abusive shit from him first hand and talking about weird sexual shit in front of his then, at the time underage daughter.

[Anonymous No.16076616]

>>16066055
stop being fat

[Anonymous No.16076652]

>>16066092
The way you feel about your friends not eating all that sloppa is the same way people who invited you feel whenever you dodged their salads.

[Anonymous No.16076660]

>>16066297

You literally went through someone else's desk after putting them in a situation where they don't want to be rude and, more likely, want to end the interaction with you quickly.

I know we joke about autism a lot but I have to wonder if you're actually on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.16076826]

>>16066055
I keep track of my caloric intake, so I guess I'm on a diet as well.
I watch what I eat every day, BUT if my friend invited me for a dinner party; I am eating everything he's serving on the table.
I'm sorry your friends are rude, I would have eated everything.

[Anonymous No.16076874]

>>16066792
>I hope I never date someone who is obsessed with calories though
Bad news, most women have to keep a close eye on what they eat or else they balloon as they age. Short women especially. Hope you are gay.

[Anonymous No.16076934]

>>16067735
Of course I don't, but I work out a fucking hour and a half six days a week and monitor my calories so I can drink and mostly eat when I want instead of coming to some fat fuck's house who wants me to eat a three course meal including fried cheese. That's an unreasonable meal to make for a diverse group of people.

>>16071031
Yeah nothing like thinking you can "portion control" when a splash of oil is 120 calories.

>>16075594
Yep, I WAS a fatso. I started counting calories, and now I'm /fit/. It's nice not having my internal organs failing, being able to see my dick, and actually having women want to touch it. A lot better than casseroles.

>>16076093
I don't even eat all day, or exercise for every calorie. I just make sure I'm staying around 2,000 a day and work out a little harder if I'm gonna drink.

[Anonymous No.16076940]

>>16076874
God I love short little balloon girls.

[Anonymous No.16077046]

>>16066055
>vow to never interact with them again
don't be an autistic faggot, you narcissist.
make them a basic lettuce or some cardboard next time, or just don't cook them food.
simple.

[Anonymous No.16077067]

>>16076874
anyone past a certain age has to count calories.

didn't used to be an issue in the past, because you would have had 3 kids with her by the time her metabolism slows down, and she'd either be burning it up by looking after the kids, or you'd have developed a fetish for slampiggies.

if they have to count calories when young though, they either have some weird condition, which is unlikely, or have low self control, which has its ups and downs.

[Anonymous No.16077088]

>>16077067
Consciously limiting calories is literally self control, you basketcase.

[Anonymous No.16077115]

>>16076874
Im into men, yeah but men are also obsessed with things like protein and gains right?
I just love cooking too much to want to compromise, I also do OMAD
That said Ive never dated before so Im not sure if this is a real issue?

[Anonymous No.16077121]

>>16068582
no, they don't. wtf is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.16077214]

>>16070671
Sounds fucking gay, no blow? No strippers?

[Anonymous No.16078279]

>>16076934
just eat less, (ex)fatty

[Anonymous No.16078513]

>>16066055
that sucks, also gross af picture

[Anonymous No.16079113]

>>16066092
LMAO You fucking retard. That's a disgusting ass dinner and I would have done the same.
Where's the soup?
Where's the fruit?
Where's the drink?
Where's the dessert?
"Multi-course meal" my ass.

[Anonymous No.16079131]

>>16066055
>host a dinner party
>spend hours creating a delicious feast
>have to make several dishes because faggot vegans are coming to the party
>one friend accidentally uses a vegan serving spoon on a meat dish
>vegan friends refuse to eat anything that touched the spoon

[Anonymous No.16079141]

>>16066092
Retard.

[Anonymous No.16079206]

>>16068334
Go back to the fast food general, lard ass.

[Anonymous No.16079415]

>>16066122
Sounds like you're a fat faggot

[Anonymous No.16079892]

>>16079131
>>one friend accidentally uses a vegan serving spoon on a meat dish
>>vegan friends refuse to eat anything that touched the spoon
The spoon went into meat though, the vegans weren't going to eat it anyway, just get a new spoon

[Anonymous No.16079909]

>>16072438
>Same anon, I make fried chicken, alfredo and all sorts of "unhealthy" shit all the time. I notice my body has strong opinions about how much it wants to eat, like with pasta 2oz is too little and 3oz makes me feel bloated but 2.5 is just right. I just follow that and stay close to my ideal weight without any sort of diet or calorie restrictions.
1 lb of pork sirloin can last me 5 days but 2 lbs of generic ground beef for tacos lasts me like 3 days.

[Anonymous No.16079996]

Lmao americunts are so fucking scared to death by their non existent health care system they don't even dare to enjoy a nice dinner

[Anonymous No.16080425]

>>16066096
>>16066104

[Anonymous No.16080432]

>>16066178
>calories to spare
(You) too

[Anonymous No.16081113]

>>16079996
Free healthcare does nothing for you when you’re a 350lb piece of shit. All you can do is throw bandaids on the person until they die or wise up and lose weight.

[Anonymous No.16081119]

>>16080425
go back to your fast food general lardass

[Anonymous No.16081146]

>>16066189
>Yeah nothing like eating 10 bites of chicken and cheese to go to bed hungry but placate your fat cook friend who namefags on a chinese fast food forum. God forbid they want to eat a filling meal of nourishing food and stick to their weight loss/maintenance routine.
If they're that stuck-up about their diets, they should've just declined the invitation. OP was probably being a bad host, but that doesn't excuse their behaviour.

[Anonymous No.16081156]

>>16079996
>nice dinner
>with op

[Anonymous No.16081177]

>>16066092
lol fatass

[Anonymous No.16081281]

this thread was screencapped because it pretty epic

[Anonymous No.16081512]

>>16066252
Autistics literally don't have the mental capacity to understand that other people can have different opinions

[Anonymous No.16081570]

>>16068334
>Not eating shit that will make you look like an actual cow means you're cattle

[Anonymous No.16082250]

>>16081281
You just gave the namefag more than what he wanted, good job retard

[Anonymous No.16082269]

>>16081281
>le pretty epic screencap
Reddit

[Anonymous No.16082272]

>>16082250
>its the le epic baiting meme

[Chess Master No.16082280]

Great thread guys

[Anonymous No.16082311]

>>16082269

[Anonymous No.16083276]

>>16080432
irish sharingan

[Anonymous No.16083340]

>>16079892
You’re not going to die if a little spec of meat touches your lips. The animal’s already dead and meat you’d be consuming is microscopic in size. There’s no excuse for your vegan faggotry in such a situation.

[Anonymous No.16083438]

>>16066092
I'd deffo be happy coming to yours for dinner. Fuck what anyone else says. Anyone that can't sacrifice one night and have some of your food you made is a cunt, dieting or not.

[Anonymous No.16083716]

>>16074090
You ain't seen many motherfuckers on this board, then. Let us never forget the Irish Stew guy.

[Anonymous No.16084182]

>>16066092
Sounds like shit.

[Anonymous No.16084245]

>>16070671
gayest story in this thread

[Anonymous No.16084263]

>>16066087
Lol, the biggest lie and delusion ever thinking being fit changes anything about your attractiveness to women.

It's all about the face and height. Unless you're obese, losing weight and getting in shape is diminishing returns.

[Anonymous No.16084266]

>>16066178
>It’s sickening to eat when pic related is how you normally eat.
What you normally eat is sickening and the reason you have problems.
I had no problems eating ribs and goya yellow rice with a can of coke when I was losing an average of 2 lbs a week by counting calories.

[Anonymous No.16084546]

>>16081281
you spent your time doing this

[Anonymous No.16085224]

>>16084263
Imagine doing it just for women and not for the health benefits.

[Anonymous No.16085564]

>>16066055
even if you are dieting i dont understand why people can't enjoy good for one night out of the week/month
you don't even have to over-eat, just enjoy the food

>>16066092
i would enjoy your food and appreciate your efforts, fren

[Anonymous No.16085616]

>>16084263
good thing i have both of those then

[Anonymous No.16085910]

>>16083340
You're mistaken, they're saying they wont touch food thats touched meat, but you just get a new spoon not refuse everything else, unless they have allergies. I'm on your side fren

[Anonymous No.16086061]

>>16085224
Haha, another classic cope. You're doing it for women whether you realize it or not, or can admit it or not.

For "health benefits" all you'd have to do is stay at normal weight and do some occasional running and body weight exercises.. that's it.

Keep lying to yourself, kek. Pro tip- you're actually making yourself less attractive because most guys who bulk to gain muscle also end up bloating in the face making them even worse off than when they started.