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Another one?

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>> No.16080064

im so happy watching the same webms over and over again

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>>16080169
>her replies

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>>16080125

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>>16080125
I have questions. All of which can be summarized with a WHY?

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>> No.16080250

>>16080220
Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?

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>> No.16080257

>>16080130
>le epic win! I can get my soy face in my soy latte

>> No.16080262

>>16080154
uhh guys, it looks like you didn't nuke them enough

>> No.16080266

>>16080130
That's the most reddit thing I've seen for awhile.

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>> No.16080273

>>16080268
Fucking why though?

>> No.16080275

>>16080130
amazing how he automatically opens his mouth when a camera is pointed at him

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>> No.16080290

>>16080064
then post something new instead of complaining you faggot

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>> No.16080297

>>16080145
All of my what

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>> No.16080304

>>16080154
Things looked good until i saw her face

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>> No.16080316

>>16080236
God I miss him.....

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>> No.16080376

>>16080356
>all that work to fuck up the middle
just cut it with a fucking saw or something you retards

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Last one for now.
Feel free to post your own.

>> No.16080394

>>16080105
Are they dumping it to keep the prices high?

>> No.16080410

>>16080373
>slider with fries
>mind blown
He better not have subs

>> No.16080418

>>16080410
do not talk shit about Ollie

>> No.16080419

>>16080235
autism awareness

>> No.16080439
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God damn I hate non-whites.

>> No.16080441

>>16080188
A coworker of mine was indian. She told me she would never eat from indian street markets because it's guaranteed dhiarrea for a week. You can see the reason in this video.

>> No.16080488
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>>16080185
I miss him, bros

>> No.16080531

>>16080250
do normies really eat no effort meals
>le opening a can is cooking too
every day?

>> No.16080533

>>16080075
looks like a fat budget booberella

>> No.16080535

>>16080255
at least you know it's fresh

>> No.16080545

>>16080236
I was not expecting that to be the mad man himself
>>16080136
cute

>> No.16080546

>>16080064
then why do you keep coming to the threads? lmao what a retard

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>>16080266

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>>16080340
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.16080568

>>16080235
maybe its a food fetish and her boyfriend or dogs will lick her non stop.

>> No.16080584

>>16080169
she seems like such a nice lady

>> No.16080595

>>16080235
she is an old 4chan attention whore

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>>16080319

>> No.16080602

>>16080236
my nigga DT!!!!

>> No.16080606
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>>16080217
What would happen if you put a baby in there ? There has to be some image processing involved. Does it have negative detection or will it just "make it work somehow"

>> No.16080616

>>16080061
>>16080065
>can i have some extra corn with my corn please
>say no more

>> No.16080617

>>16080228
https://youtu.be/mfx0ewR9AW4
Naruhodo.

>> No.16080627

>>16080075
>cucumber for health

>> No.16080632

>>16080232
these people should be killed

>> No.16080645

>>16080632
The Japanese? What did they do?

>> No.16080649

>>16080277
Dumb whore

>> No.16080654

>>16080394
They're dumping it because there isn't demand to actually buy it. A farm has to produce to its fullest capacity both to not allow it to lie fallow and in case the market picks back up they can't be left behind but for every cycle the market doesn't pick up they have to just dump all the extra .

>> No.16080655

>>16080292
snotta

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>> No.16080668

>>16080075
Why does that british woman stream over a russain site?

>> No.16080670

>>16080145
why german, faggot?

>> No.16080672
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>>16080654
Couldn't they use it to feed pigs or something?
Or maybe just fertilise it and dump it back in the lake?

>> No.16080677

>>16080159
soul

>> No.16080685

>>16080250
>Do autists really put in this much effort for a home cooked meal?
For everyday it would obviously not be normal to cook like this, but for a special occasion it is very justifiable.

>> No.16080691
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>>16080672
Japanese just freeze-dry that and turn it into Furikake.

>> No.16080701

>>16080243
its...its just so disgustingly fat

>> No.16080743

>>16080251
1000 times folded superior japanese pork

>> No.16080756

>>16080273
why not, looks good

>> No.16080763

>>16080292
this guy really fails at easy things

>> No.16080817

>>16080292
>pours semi liquid scrambled sloppa on toast
>wa la perfect eggs

>> No.16080859

>>16080645
furry fags, but japs too, yes.

>> No.16080882

>>16080381
What kind of crab is that?

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>> No.16080900

>>16080670
>why german
because it's from a german tv show, retard.

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>>16080898

>> No.16080909

>>16080217
>quake_4_stroggification.mp4

>> No.16080914

>>16080217
2 cutting stations, but only one machine cutting at a time. Retarded

>> No.16080938

>>16080090
What the fuck...

>> No.16080959

>>16080255
Give it to us raw and wriggling

>> No.16080973

>>16080165
hello wildcucks

>> No.16080981

>>16080061
Oh well at least it's not covered in sauce and chee-
>>16080065
Nevermind

>> No.16081005

>>16080554
Great post OP, just gave you the biggest of updoots. If I wasn't so poor (my wife's BF hasnt given me my allowance yet this week) I'd give you gold. For now, take this silver, kind redditor.

>> No.16081042

>>16080236
Jesus I havent seen him in ages

>> No.16081072

>>16080373
they suck off eachother after the food right?

>> No.16081100

>>16080292
this is shot in such an obnoxious manner but I like making these. Just a different way to eat egg, just make sure to get the timing right and get a bitter slice of bread

>> No.16081164
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>>16080292

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>>16080909
>Giant fleshy crab crawling, made of stitched together crab body, crawling eating humans crushing bone and fleshy in massive crab teeth, mismatched organs poorly connected, looses stitches oozing blood and waste. thick metal paltes bloted into flesh bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more flesh consuming and slowly moving along.

>> No.16081270

>>16080232
cute

>> No.16081299
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>>16080882
looks like a japanese snow crab

>> No.16081334

>>16080109
can you speed up this a little bit more?

>> No.16081341

>>16080292
looks like a bad case of diarrhea

>> No.16081343

>>16080817
This but unironically.

>> No.16081363

>>16080101
I hate this faggot so goddamn much

>> No.16081369

>>16080898
So uh... Why not just cut the bag open?

>> No.16081376

>>16080743
>japanese

>> No.16081391

>>16080075
>bagged ketchup

>> No.16081423
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>>16080090
is this what I have to do to get superpowers?

>> No.16081445

>>16081423
Liquid mercury is not dangerous to touch.

>> No.16081483

>>16080324
retard

>> No.16081520

>>16080197
this always gets me. oh little Ceasars.

>> No.16081523

>>16080330
funny how they just stop doing anything after cracking one egg

>> No.16081550

>>16080101
Imagine if he didn't use fire retardant bricks and they start poping like claymores kek

>> No.16081551

>>16081445
but he drank it?

>> No.16081556

>>16080672
They weren't even smart enough to bury it without the plastic boxes. What did you expect?

>> No.16081561
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>>16080670
you fucking idiot, only a german like you would get mad at a comment without even look at the webm.

>> No.16081562

>>16080672
both of those options would cost them money

>> No.16081582

>>16081551
sleight of hand

>> No.16081602

>>16081423
>>16081445
>>16081551
Metallic mercury isn't very bioavailable, it needs to be in an organic conjugate to really fock you

>> No.16081687

>>16080554
Not gonna lie, him kicking the "table" and landing on his ass made me chuckle.

>> No.16081699

>>16080090
>a chinaman
of course..is there anything they won't eat

>> No.16081703

>>16081261
that was painful to read

>> No.16081707

>>16081369
Whoa anon, you are making too much sense

>> No.16081708

>>16080061
fucking mexicans

>> No.16081723

>>16080061
do amerifats really do this?

>> No.16081724

>>16081723
doesn't seem like they do

>> No.16081742

>>16080159
hehe nice ad

>> No.16081749

>>16080562
Magic coffee.

>> No.16081751

>>16080172
White women cant cook

>> No.16081753

>>16080554
>that one time reddit was funny
god damn it

>> No.16081761

>>16080267
the first thing you do when you get out of prison is stage a youtube video?

>> No.16081778
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>>16080105
>all that delicious roe wasted

>> No.16081784

>>16080235
'nut butter is good for the skin i hear

>> No.16081793

>>16080055
what is this?

>> No.16081797

>>16080373
for fuck sake, just eat the fucking burger

>> No.16081804

>>16080075
what is she even eating?

>> No.16081807

>>16080079
when is he going to die?

>> No.16081808

>>16080090
did he died?

>> No.16081810

>>16081072
I bet you'd love that.

>> No.16081811

>>16081363
Sorry, I think you're alone on this one.

>> No.16081818

>>16081550
you're retardant

>> No.16081821

>>16080145
>>16080150
Do Americans really?

>> No.16081823

>>16080130
dat soy face

>> No.16081827

>>16080165
rip

>> No.16081828

>>16080315
Cheese cum

>> No.16081830

>>16080059
There must always be one up

>> No.16081835

>>16080663
>scared of additional food
Shit cat, bet he's never even dragged a dead rodent into the house before.

>> No.16081837

>>16080090
I can only assume that's gallium not mercury and probs safe to eat

>> No.16081839

>>16080101
He's too likeable to hate even though the forced smile at the camera thing is a little creepy. But this stuff is actually pretty impressive. The only thing that goes through my mind though, is he actually feeding a ton of people with this stuff or is it just for the video's sake? It never shows people lined up to eat it. I doubt it's wasted but I do wonder

>> No.16081893

>>16080909
Kek

>> No.16081928

>>16080075
Every element of this clip is repulsive, I love it.

>> No.16081937

>>16081703
Confused anon reading, made of anonymous unknown human body, reading posting memes typing replies and browsing in massive image board, mismatched memes poorly connected, rare pepes oozing blood and waste. wojak feels meems poasted into /ck/ bleeding and painfull. broken bleeding eyes looking for more memes consuming and slowly moving along.

>> No.16082013

>>16081369
there's a reason why this thing flopped horribly

>> No.16082019

>>16080105

Imagine the smell

>> No.16082043

>>16081821
She's actually German

>> No.16082094

>>16080125
Vintage youtube content

>> No.16082119

Anyone got LA Beast eating a cactus?

>> No.16082138

>>16080232
all parties involved in this webm. deserve to be shot

>> No.16082158

>>16082138
the viewers of that webm are also involved you realize?

>> No.16082159

>>16080232
I could see myself drunk, buying food at this thing, thinking, this is like my japanese videogames.

He should wear gloves tho.

>> No.16082173

>>16080273
spanish cook their eggs this way pretty much and its fucking delicious

>> No.16082197

>>16080905
Fucking kek

>> No.16082247

>>16080228
wtf where's the sand?

>> No.16082254
File: 2.90 MB, 362x360, benis cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082282

>>16080273
>FAT BAD!
>NICE TRUCK AND GUN AND DOUCHEY MUSCLES! LOOK WHO'S COMPENSATING FOR THEIR SMALL PEE PEE!!!!

>> No.16082288

>>16080250
That's Ludo Lefebvre, anon

>> No.16082298

>>16080235
women will literally rub anything all over their skin if you tell them it gets rid of wrinkles and moisterizes.

>> No.16082307
File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, avocado facial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
16082307

>>16082298

>> No.16082318

>>16080672
I know that webm is old as fuck, but don't you see the irony in it? That fag is also wasting half the scallop, the reat ofnthe scallop is more than edible and can also be used for delicious seafood dishes, even for the base like for stock or refogado, etc.

>> No.16082324

>>16080251
man i hate that chinese are such fucking jews that they just use a cleaver for fucking everything

>> No.16082338
File: 1.01 MB, 1258x1281, 1525359229677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>16080075
>bagged ketchup

>> No.16082341

>>16081753
that webm is so old it probably predates reddit

>> No.16082349
File: 10 KB, 259x194, monkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
16082349

>>16080075
>this is your goth gf with big tits

>> No.16082352

>>16080348
Neat.
Engineers are crazy.
It's crazy we used to do all this shit by hand.
Now there are countless factories all over the world pumping out billions of items.
Crazy.

>> No.16082365

>>16081369
why have it even come in a bag?
just sell the fucking juice in a regular container.

>> No.16082369

>>16080130
It's amazing how you can know with 100% certainty the kind of face this faggot is going to pull just by looking at him.

>> No.16082385

>>16080292
no taste fags always filtered by these eggs, it really is delicious if you've actually had them, of course /ck/ can't cook for shit.

>> No.16082388

>>16080672
Let the man shuck the shells dammit

>> No.16082397

>>16081164
That dude was such a faggot

>> No.16082404

>>16081793
Poocking
And people are suprised they die like flies

>> No.16082430

>>16082254
>OP's favorite food

>> No.16082435
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16082435

I like no one posting webms in the webm thread. Good job fuckheads

>> No.16082476

>>16080356
Why do they use so many little knifes for this? So inefficient. Is it a ritual or something?
Just get some kind of big saw or something.

>> No.16082480

>>16080488
>carrot2.webm
Post carrot1.webm

>> No.16082509

>>16082476
>knives
Think of them as wedges, to control the split. A saw would most likely make it crumble everywhere, thus producing a lot of waste.

>> No.16082513

>>16082480
I'm more interested in carrot3.webm.

>> No.16082516

>>16080898
With sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

>> No.16082554

>>16082247
It's just the right amount of sand inside those holes. You just don't see it from this angle.

>> No.16082562

>>16082349
You don't even need the monkey paw. Just waiting a few years will have the same effect.

>> No.16082582

>>16081808
>>16081837
You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harm
Mercury poisoning from fish occurs because of organic mercury compounds which are far more toxic

>> No.16082585

>>16082158
for the greater good.

>> No.16082586
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>> No.16082590
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>> No.16082594
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>> No.16082597
File: 2.81 MB, 540x540, tofu satay with peanut sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082601
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>> No.16082602

>>16082594
Do Mexicans really?

>> No.16082603
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>> No.16082606
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>> No.16082611
File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, Fresh Lemon-Aid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082615
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>> No.16082619
File: 2.91 MB, 260x460, Reparations.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082624

>>16082611
I will pay $20.

>> No.16082626
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>> No.16082638
File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Cacio e Pepe Brussels Sprouts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082641

>>16081042
I think he died in 30 AD?

>> No.16082642

>>16082341
no it doesn't you moron

>> No.16082644
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>> No.16082647
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Asian Chicken Lettuce Wrap Chopped Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.16082651
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>> No.16082663

>>16080101
I didn't know Ben Shapiro had a cooking channel.

>> No.16082681
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16082681

>>16081810
Absolutely correct I would
>>16082254
>Semen resembling dipping sauce
Fucking kek
>>16082307
You're supposed to eat it off her face? Weird but I'd try it

>> No.16082685

>>16080292
protip: most woman will drop their panties if they see you make eggs like this since they are used to eating rubbery shit and will think you are a master chef. Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maser just because I can make this, lasagna or a perfect steak

>> No.16082696

>>16080235
because it makes my penis the big penis

>> No.16082702

>>16080145
>>16080150
wtf is wrong with americans

>> No.16082716
File: 1.96 MB, 720x900, eggflip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
16082716

>>16080109
unf

>> No.16082724

>>16080118
shit they must have tipped big to get the ol' vag rub treatment

>> No.16082798

>>16082159
He is

>> No.16082810

>>16082602
He is white.

>> No.16082947

>>16082611
Thanks a lot
New fetish created

>> No.16082952

>>16082603
based viheraho

>> No.16082983

>>16080190
pretty good filmography desu.. i mean, doesnt look tasty, but he did the viddy right.

>> No.16082991

>>16080204
damn, is that their first times cooking?

>> No.16082998

>>16080217
>this ("efficiently") kills the crab

>> No.16083050

>>16080439
outchurr eatin cuh :^)

>> No.16083089

>>16082619
Being a nigger and a manlet must be hard

>> No.16083094

Jesus... just because the girl is eleven doesn't mean she should be fucked god damn.

>> No.16083154

>>16080136
I'd work at mcdonalds if I had a cute senpai

>> No.16083184

>>16082611
Middle aged man just stands there waiting patiently
"Thanks!"

>> No.16083205

>>16080324
woman moment

>> No.16083214

>>16080315
is this an isis video?

>> No.16083238
File: 85 KB, 647x343, dildo it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>16082611

>> No.16083250

>>16082435
anytime.

>> No.16083254

>>16080154
Armpit pros...

>> No.16083275

>>16080101
what is this faggot looking at me for?

>> No.16083278

>>16080105
wasteful niggers.

>> No.16083280

>>16080330
I had one of those as a kid. Not only did it work perfectly as advertised, it also had a little plastic addon that would separate the yolk from the whites, which was perfect for a handful of recipes which required like a bunch of yolks and whites septate. Dishwasher friendly too.

>> No.16083283
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16083283

>>16080145
it...it just keeps getting worse

>> No.16083288

>>16081723
No, it's a Mexican thing.

>> No.16083293

>>16082983
featureman is the shit

>> No.16083294

>>16080165
The Man, The Myth, The Legend

>> No.16083326

>>16080064
based, im an alcoholic so i forget everything i saw the night before and then do the same thing today. living the same day on repeat mode is king shit

>> No.16083336

>>16080061
Elote? Oh yeah really good!
>tostitos and more...corn?
Ok I'm disgusted now

>> No.16083359

>>16082611
He uses the computer a lot as his hands face forward and his arms are in front of him and not at his sides

>> No.16083411

>>16080105
But why those plastic containers? Do they remove them later?

>> No.16083427

>>16080065
Let me guess...
Is that from goblinistan (Guatemala)?

>> No.16083454

>>16080125
>cover yourself in oil

>> No.16083458

>>16083411
>>16080105
That's contraband EU food seized in Russia, right?

>> No.16083469

>>16082702
That hog is surprisingly a kraut

>> No.16083479

>>16080898
>>16080905

Remember to watch this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s

>> No.16083516

>>16080190
Is this future that waits for incel bros?

Becoming geriatric, making jew tube videos for (yous)

>> No.16083527

>>16080632
>>16082138
take your meds

>> No.16083547

>>16082810
Joey Hernandez is a proud mexicano

>> No.16083574

>>16082702
0/10 at least try

>> No.16083576

>>16083479
>posting this stupid faggot instead of based AvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>> No.16083583

>>16082582
>You can actually eat pure mercury and be okay since it absorbs into you really slowly and will likely pass through you before enough is to cause serious harm

you are a fucking idiot and a complete liar.

>> No.16083606

>>16083576
he's an annoying faggot who could have videos that last 15 minutes. loves to hear the sound of his own voice and thinks he's funnier than he is. AvE is shit.

>> No.16083669

>>16082685
>Woman are so shit at cooking they think I am a maser
ok then maser, get back in the kitchen and go make me a sandwich

>> No.16083703

>>16083458
Someone anon said that's surplus Salmon roe.

>> No.16083770

>>16080228
dispite living a 5 hour drive from turkey i havent drank anything but efes by them

>> No.16083771

>>16080101
I love this smiling fagit. Where can i watch some more of his video?

>> No.16083816

>>16080228
This should be mandatory at every bar. Swipe your card and place your glass and wala, the slow as fuck bartender gets replaced

>> No.16083817

>>16080914
look at the station after it cuts,
its like washing the crab or something. its not done or ready to cut another

>> No.16083842
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>>16080109
>Carrots
How can this be met with anything but disgust?

>> No.16083857

>>16080959
Ha! Like from the movie!

>> No.16083859

>>16081751
maybe if u didnt act like that you could meet a white woman and learn

>> No.16083865

>>16083859
Why would he want to meet a woman?

>> No.16083908

>>16081369
>>16082365
sigh, why do you newfag reditors have to be so clueless? It wasn't just juice in the bags, you dumb cunts. There was all pulp n fibrous shit in there too that you didn't want to be drinking. That was the gimmick that you're "squeezing fresh" from whatever ingredients were in it. That's why you "needed" their gay little machine to get the juice out.

>> No.16083916

>>16080075
I feel the same revulsion watching this that I feel when I see scat or beheading videos.

>> No.16083932

>>16082663
Glad I'm not the only one who though he looked like him.

>> No.16083937

>>16081369
because it's real fruit in the bag, not juice.

this product was 100% killed by a reporter from cnn.com or something who was told "you cant just squeeze the bag with your hand" and then she did it on camera and got 100% of the juice out. in fact she actually got like 5% more juice than the machine did.

you could tell she took offense and was like "im gonna fuck you up"

>> No.16083956

>>16080232
it's just like my monster hunters

>> No.16083965

>>16080562
you and me both, brother

>> No.16083970

>>16083359
don't think u can really make that conclusion. What if he just waiting to use them? a few cooks i've worked with stand like that.

>> No.16083978

>>16080061
>what do you want on your corn cob
>"white paint please"

>> No.16084007

>>16082601
she looks so much better in pictures than video

>> No.16084011

>>16083978
>"Don't forget the crumbled sheetrock, please"

>> No.16084018

>>16082626
he probably died after that, but lighting the cigarette with his finger was pretty cool

>> No.16084039

>>16082365
the real reason the Juicero was how it was, is because the most valuable resource on Earth right now is data.
The Juicero isnt there to sell you juice.
It's so they can analyze data from people drinking juice.
>what time of the day they drink
>how many a day they have
>what flavours certain people prefer
etc.
That's why you need wifi, a phone app and a user account to get the juice out of the bag.

>> No.16084048

>>16081699
thats not a chink, are you blind?

>> No.16084055

>>16083583
touching and even drinking METALIC mercury is perfectly safe as long as you dont have any opwn wounds like cuts in your mouth or ulcers in your stomach
it takes 10 seconds to confirm this online
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5001828/
this child 3 year old drunk 750 grams and was perfectly fine

>> No.16084131

>>16080488
Holy fuck I was trying to remember what jav this was for ages. Thanks

>> No.16084155
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16084155

one for the road

>> No.16084237

>>16082810
Just like Argentina!

>> No.16084303

>>16083771
Czn burak. Has youtube channel.

>> No.16084369

>>16082397
He also won

>> No.16084417

>>16082043
She's dutch.

>> No.16084422

>>16080672
>filename

a man of taste

>> No.16084497

>>16084055
How do you guarantee that there's no ulcer at any point in your entire digestive tract?

>> No.16084499

>>16084497
if youre not sure then just dont drink mercury

>> No.16084502

>>16084039
Yeah, that's why the most successful data mining companies offer their products for free.
If an alternative to Facebook/Google/whatever came out offering the same product but more cumbersome and expensive in the name of data mining, users wouldn't accept it and there wouldn't be any mining at all.
This thing was stupid by design.

>> No.16084507

>>16083908
Why not design a bag that's easily squeezable with your hands, rather than designing that bullshit machine?

>> No.16084514

>>16084499
That's the point. You can never be sure so drinking mercury is stupid in all cases.

>> No.16084526

>>16084514
not really, people generally dont have open wounds in their stomach without knowing it

>> No.16084553

>>16084526
Not even a little cut?
It's not uncommon to have one in your gums that you don't notice until you eat something that makes it burn.

>> No.16084633

>>16083094
>Jesus... just because the anon is retarded doesn't mean he should be posting god damn.

>> No.16084718
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16084718

>>16080663

>> No.16084719

>>16084553
as the guy in the webm and many clinical examples demonstrated, its fine unless you have an significant OPEN wound, some small cut that clots up in 30 seconds isnt really an open wound

>> No.16084741

>>16084719
There's still a non-trivial risk.
For every person who was completely fine, there are very many who weren't, so it's ridiculous to point to the exception to make an assessment of the safety of doing something.
And considering the very small number of situations where it's worth taking that risk, I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.

>> No.16084750

>>16084741
>I think that "handling and drinking mercury is stupid" is a very fair judgement.
i agree
since theres nothing to really gain by it other than maybe showing of or for demonstration purpose like the webm
while the risk is very small i agree that thers no real reason to take that risk

>> No.16084758

>>16084750
Glad we've come to an agreement.
Have a great day Anon.

>> No.16084766

>>16084758
>Have a great day Anon.
Thank you, have a nice day as well

>> No.16084869

>>16080197
Hey little caesars cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.16084885

>>16080243
What the fuck, everytime it starts to look good they ruin it again

>> No.16084889

>>16080251
Glorious nippon pork folded over 1000 times

>> No.16084959
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>>16080319

>> No.16085117

>>16084959
Unfathomably based if OC.

>> No.16085140

>>16082594
Is that yanderedev?

>> No.16085237

>>16080672
>Knife goes in, guts come out!

>> No.16085333

>>16080061
do mexicans really?

>> No.16085464

>>16081839
Apparently he donates a lot of food to poor people

>> No.16085536

>>16080243
Why the cheese tho?

>> No.16085559

>>16085536
Why not tho?

>> No.16085572

>>16085559

Unecessary in this combination of food if they add the oil at the end.

>> No.16085574
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16085574

>>16084718
I love the internet lole

>> No.16085575

>>16085572
>Unecessary
No such thing.

>> No.16085608

>>16085572
This is an actual case of Yes, Americans Really. The mutt genuinely believes everything is better if it's drowned in cheap plastic cheese.

>> No.16085647

>>16080097
What a disgusting pack of animals.

>> No.16085661

>>16080145
I'm a fatass, but I'd rather die of starving to death in the desert than have standards as low as this dumb cow.

>> No.16085688

>>16080176
That whole subcontinent should be purged.

>> No.16085734

>>16084758
>>16084766
go back to redit, morons.

>> No.16085737

>>16085734
unironically kys

>> No.16085741

>>16085737
holly shit youre one obsessed newfag, I wasnt even done reading this thread. lurk moar.

>> No.16085758

>>16085741
>obsessed
>newfag
God do I hate summer.

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