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Hey Anon I'm heading over to Aldis. You want anything?

>> No.16088457

>>16088450
The Choco Leibniz knockoffs that they sell for cheap.

>> No.16088456

>>16088450
Yes. Just the best 'take n bake' pizza out there.

>> No.16088472

>>16088450
I just went yesterday so im all stocked up but i just finished a bag of plantain chips and boy oh boy were those tasty i could go for another one of those tomorrow i bet

>> No.16088475

couple kilos of ice

>> No.16088481

Their bean and bacon soup.. there is just something about it I can't put my finger on that is irreplicable.

>> No.16088487

>>16088481
And the chicken corn and wild rice chowder ain't bad either

>> No.16088504

>>16088450
their cheese, milk and meat are worth it

>> No.16088530

>>16088450
>Aldis
>s
it's aldi you retard

>> No.16088543

redpill me on Aldi's
I tried it once and it felt like I was rushed through by other customers and then the cashier
is there anything of value to make the shitty experience worth it?

>> No.16088622

>>16088543
>Aldi's
>s
it's aldi you retard

>> No.16088675

>>16088456
Is this true? Never been but I love frozen pizzas. Can I just walk in or is there some gay membership?

>> No.16088681

>>16088675
First of all there is no membership. Second of all, have you never been to a fucking grocery store before? Every single one has those take and bake pizzas. And they aren't frozen.

>> No.16088682

>>16088675
No membership. And it's not frozen, it's fresh/refrigerated. That's why it's better than any frozen pizza you could conceivably get.

>> No.16088686

>>16088681
Aldi's is significantly better. I don't know how they do it, but they do it.

>> No.16088729

>>16088450
gallon of milk babe

>> No.16088766

>>16088450
Which ones are you going to?

>> No.16088776

>>16088766
The Aldi's ones.

>> No.16088922

>>16088622
This is common in standard (American) English. Bite me britbong.

>> No.16089007
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16089007

>Aldis

>> No.16089164

>>16088922
>being retarded is common in america
Good point.

>> No.16089174

bronze cut pasta for 1.14$. block cheese for 1.65$. gallon of milk in the 2.00$s. can't fucking beat it.

>> No.16089187

>>16088543
the fuck were you expecting, Disneyland? The only purpose of ALDI is to let you buy your groceries as quickly as possibe for as little money as possible. Get a load of this faggot, whining about his "shitty shopping experience" ... at a fucking ALDI, lol

>> No.16089191

>>16088543
>it felt like I was rushed through by other customers and then the cashier
>is there anything of value to make the shitty experience worth it?
should there have been free blowjobs and a Hula dance troupe for entertainment? Retard

>> No.16089202

>>16088481
I used to hand out soup to the homeless and the polish guys said it was exactly like the soup they used to get served in the army.

>> No.16089217

>>16089191
>he missed free blowjob day at Aldi

>> No.16089222

>>16088622
calm down's

>> No.16089403

>>16088766
The one at the corner

>> No.16089560
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16089560

>as cheap as High Life
>doesn't completely suck
how is it possible?

>> No.16089572

>>16089560
german science is the best in the world

>> No.16089744

>>16088450
Yes, pls bring me the Gardenline Telescopic Watering Wand with Gutter Blaster for just 12.99

>> No.16089779

>>16088543
Once you stop caring about labels and in-store experience, you recognize that you can get good quality for low price.

Then again, if you prefer paying more for a store employee to place each can, bottle, and jar neatly on the shelf, fronted and faced, go for it. I kind of like walking in, grabbing a full cardboard tray of soup or canned pasta, and dropping it in my rented cart. Pantry stocked faster; price is 30%-50% less.

Their private label stuff generally doesn't have artificial colors, if that matters to you.

>> No.16089900

>>16088450
I don't like the chicken from aldi, dunnes has much nicer meats in general.

>> No.16089950

The best thing about Aldi is that you can get out of there with a full cart of groceries in 15 minutes, sometimes less.

>> No.16090404

bring me everything

>> No.16090444

Hepatitis from all the Curryniggers.

>> No.16090458
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>> No.16090466

>>16088450
an axe

>> No.16090527

>>16089202
Sounds like they were being ungrateful. Which is probably why they were homeless niggers to begin with

>> No.16090624

>>16088450
need some butter

>> No.16090723

>>16088450
aldi’s nuts in your face faggot

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16091079

>>16088450
Besorg mir mal ein paar Negerküsse, geht das klar? Zahl ich dir nächste Woche wieder ne

>> No.16091157

>>16089779
>canned pasta
What the hell. Let me guess, amerifat?

>> No.16091164

>>16088450
That big tub of gummys they have.

>> No.16091882

>>16089560
How are their other beers? It’s all brands I’ve never heard of

>> No.16091968

>>16088675
If you want to use a cart you have to take in a quarter.

>> No.16092059
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>>16091164
I prefer these things. I'm almost 40...

>> No.16092076

I love Aldi when the items I need are all there but my Aldi is just too small (or are they all like that?) and too often there are things I can't really get/find that I need on a grocery run

>> No.16092093

>>16088450
Horse

>> No.16092787

>>16088543
> the experience
It's a fucking grocery store mate.

>> No.16092934

>>16088450
2 bags of the breaded chicken patties and get me the AldiFinds buttplugs

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16092983

>>16088450
pic related please

>> No.16092989

>>16088450
Yeah head lice, you can find them in any aisle.

>> No.16093787

>>16091968
>If you want to use a cart you have to take in something to discreetly break the cart lock

fuck yeah milwaukee demolition screwdriver that fits in my work jacket.

>> No.16093806

>>16093787
you should take that screwdriver and drive it deep into your jugular

>> No.16093880

>>16093806

How about I romantically stab it up your urethra after my discount europoor themed shopping experience, sweetheart?

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>>16088450
Aldi's Nutz gottem

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>>16093787
why do americans have positive and negative markings on their screwdrivers? do they use them as batteries?

>> No.16094992

>>16094980
...this has to be bait.

>> No.16095013

>>16094992
Maybe, but I laughed.

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16095029

We copping?

>> No.16095033

>>16095029
how the fuck do they always end up with this weird shit? last time i was there they were selling diving knives

>> No.16095050

Sub £10 vodka mate please

>> No.16095068
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>>16089560
>>16091882
I usually pick up a six-pack of White Tide, which I am certain is a copycat of Blue Moon. I'm drinking it right now. It's "good enough" for a cheap wheat beer, but no where near something like Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier.
It's pretty exemplary of ALDI in that regard. Better than average and well worth the cost, but the average around here is less than mediocre for most products.

>> No.16095074

>>16095068
damn i miss blue moon, they had it on tap at my local pub when i fist started drinking but got rid of it soon after

>> No.16095078

>>16091157
>amerifat
I identify as Ameriplump.

Trucker; cooking pasta on the truck sucks since it generally involves bottled water.
The blue cans of macaroni and beef are pretty good. I think I know which national brand factory produces their private label line, and it seems that the Aldi brand has a bit less sugar and salt.

>> No.16095081

>>16092983
I tried those, way too much citrus taste to really enjoy. Probably would appreciate better if Bri*sh.
>>16095050
Due to state laws, they aren't too interested in trying out hard liquor. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the Albrecht family doesn't like hard drunkards and readily discriminate against them. Can't even be mad at that.

>> No.16095166

>>16089164
Suck aldi's nuts

>> No.16095181

>>16088543
Yeah I don’t get it either. Most of the stuff was roughly the same price as my local grocery store but with less variety. Plus my store always has good deals every week on certain products. If I shop solely at Aldi I might save about 2% off my groceries and have less variety in my life.

>> No.16095567

>>16089202
Grochówka? Ye it's pretty good.
>>16090527
Why would you think so

>> No.16095643

>>16088450
Why, yes, Anon, I would like the off-cut packets of ham please. Remember to search at the very back for the shredded type, but if there is none, the ones with the breaded edge will do.

>> No.16096016

can americans please stop adding S to the end of things?

its Aldi. not Aldis
its Lego, not Legos

>> No.16096022

Those one cookies that are knock-off Girl Scout Tagalongs please

>> No.16096040

>>16094992
It's obviously not bait. Learn what words mean.

>> No.16096051

>>16088450
Pick me up one of those plastic containers of little powdered donuts.

>> No.16096052
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16096052

>>16088450
Get me some chocolate sticks please

>> No.16096075

>>16091882
Not sure about beers but I do buy their Hard Ciders, which are pretty good.

>> No.16096247

/fit/ fag here. ok you fckin fat ass fucks of /ck/;

ALDI IS BASED

Old fashioned oats 42oz for like 2.30
Milk for 2
Eggs for like 80 cents
Bananas per pound like 45 cents
Cheap ass pasta, macroni
Everything for YOU TO GET FIT
NOW GO OUT AND GET FIT U FCKIN FAT ASS FUCKS

>> No.16096249

>>16089950
This so much. I can very well afford buying at other places but it's so much more convenient not having to search through tons of gluten-free, fat-reduced, chia-quinoa bullshit versions of the prpduct I'm looking for.

>> No.16096271

Pls open border so I can go to Aldi. I miss it bros...

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>>16088450
for me, it's the doppelkeks, kek

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16096301

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!