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What is the most 'basic bitch' thing to order at a restaurant?

>> No.16092003

>>16092002
my tongue up her ass

>> No.16092005

>>16092002
Quesadilla

>> No.16092007

>>16092002
Burger

>> No.16092008

>>16092003
based

>> No.16092017

>>16092003
Standards.
Get some.

>> No.16092018
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16092018

Caesar salad

>> No.16092020

>>16092017
I'm a NEET incel with /pol9k/-tier looks. That girl is way out of my league by normie standards.

>> No.16092021

>>16092002
Chardonnay

>> No.16092023

>>16092002
>Chicken Parmesan
>California Roll
>Any type of burrito or taco unless it’s a taqueria
>Cheese pizza
>Anything aimed at fad dieters

Done

>> No.16092026

>>16092017
She could be a 9/10 with normal hair and makeup. She has nice facial features

>> No.16092029

>>16092017
cringe

>>16092003
based

>> No.16092034
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>>16092002

>> No.16092046

>>16092002
Wedge salad

>> No.16092060
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16092060

>>16092023
>shit talks Chicken Parm

NGMI

>> No.16092069

>>16092002
Turkey sandwich with swiss and mayonnaise on white bread. As much absence of flavor as possible.

>> No.16092070

>>16092060
Its good when done right but if you have a full menu of Italian dishes and you choose the chicken parm, I’m going to assume you have the palate of a child. It’s the definition of basic

>> No.16092081

>>16092002
Fettuccine Alfredo
Chicken Tikka
Quiche

>> No.16092083

>>16092060
Every time I see this image I can’t understand how they printed something so out of touch and, yes, basic. This is the type of person that thinks you can only eat vegetables and artificial sweeteners when dieting and then tragically fails because their body can’t handle the adjustment.
Also the complete absence of a cohesive flavor profile for each meal.

>> No.16092094

>>16092002
Steak, obviously

>> No.16092096

Anything I personally don't like.

>> No.16092099

>>16092002
butter chicken
avocado toast
pad thai
california rolls
chicken pho

>> No.16092146

>>16092002
chicken, I work in food and every npc bitch orders chicken, sometimes in mass quantities

>> No.16092158

>>16092146
what worthless whores

>> No.16092234

chicken alfredo. Any restaurant with a million items on their menu will have this and it's the most basic bitch and biggest rip off ever

>> No.16092239

Sex, i mean, any type of light plate like salad with cu- ceasar sauce

>> No.16092267
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16092267

>>16092083
>Every time I see this image I can’t understand how they printed something so out of touch and, yes, basic.
IIRC that's the point and the author is taking a jab at fad diets and such. That said, it wouldn't surprise me if that Pete Evans guy actually wrote that on a blog or something.

>> No.16092303

>>16092018
this is in fact the corect answer

>> No.16092336

basic bitch move is to order the most expensive entree, take 2-3 bites and not taking it to go

>> No.16092352

>>16092070
True

>> No.16092358

>>16092146
What do the real players order?

>> No.16092364

>>16092358
Tartare

>> No.16092377

>salad
>no dressing
>lemon water

>> No.16092411
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>>16092239
>>16092239
Let's have dinner together

>> No.16092414

>>16092377
This is based if the person ordering is a woman and not already 200 lbs

>> No.16092415

>>16092002
Cheap

>> No.16092422

>>16092364
Makes sense to me. I've seen drones freak out over my head cheese sandwiches, raw meat would probably make them hard reset.

>> No.16092427

Virgin margaritas

>> No.16092443

Pho

Bitches love pho

>> No.16092445

>water
>fries appetizer
>ketchup
it's more to do with how they eat than what they order though

>> No.16092446

Pizza
Pasta
Ravioli
Breadsticks


French Fries
Taco/Burrito
Onion rings
Chicken nuggets

Crab Wontons
Fried Zucchini
Avocado Eggrolls
Lettuce Wraps

>> No.16092476

>>16092146
>>16092234
correct

>> No.16092484

>>16092336
This made me feel some repressed anger. TY anon

>> No.16092593

Chicken strips and fries
Chicken Katsu Curry
Macaroni cheese
Margarita pizza

>> No.16092602

>>16092358
https://nypost.com/2013/06/21/sopranos-star-james-gandolfini-guzzled-at-least-eight-drinks-during-his-final-meal-source/

>> No.16092638

Chicken tenders.
ANYONE that does this is a child. Men or Women.

>> No.16092639 [DELETED] 

>>16092083
????
Dude says he has eggs for breakfast, fish for lunch, and meatballs for dinner

>> No.16092665

>>16092003
Based

>> No.16092671

>>16092002
That's not a girl is it....

>> No.16092677

>>16092002
Salad.
>>16092026

>> No.16092678

so i think we nailed the female version
what's the male equivalent of this?
italian sub?
steak n cheese sub?
sausage pepper onion pizza?
steak + sides?

>> No.16092679

>>16092023
Might I add
>Pepperoni pizza
Spot on with the Cali roll

>> No.16092680

>>16092017
She is thin which is an instant 9/10 minimum in America

>> No.16092691

>>16092678
>sausage pepper onion pizza?
The basic bitch pizza is pepperoni and no veggies.

>> No.16092719

>>16092069
Basic bitch doesn’t just mean “flavorless”. Think Pumpkin spice latte. Avocado toast. Things only useless thots order because it’s a thing among other useless thots.
It needs to be both trendy and mediocre. The combination of those two features is the key.
I’ll name a few examples:
>“Flatbread”
>any upscale Mac & cheese
>an uninspired grilled chicken sandwich that is just on the menu at a burger joint for women who are trying to watch their caloric intake

>> No.16092729

>>16092083
Looks pretty good if you take out the kale and meme raw inedible plants.
Also who eats 6 meals a day? Is this dude a fucking hobbit?

>> No.16092742

>>16092443
But it's delicious and filling

>> No.16092746

>>16092679
All sushi is basic bitch except like eel or sea urchin.

>> No.16092751

>>16092742
Yeah but it's becoming popular so prepare for prices to rise and 4channel to hate it.

>> No.16092763

>>16092678
For men the basic order is a burger.
If you wanna parse it by various cuisines then:
>Italian
Spaghetti and meatballs
>Mexican
Nachos
>Chinese
Fried rice
>Japanese
Chicken Teriyaki
>Greek
Gyro
>French
Fuck french food
>Thai
Pad Thai
>Indian
Butter Chicken

>> No.16092814
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16092814

The retardedly overpriced lemonade with a couple slices of fruit in it.
>This costs $5
>Refills are not free
>She keeps getting refills anyway

>> No.16092933

>>16092680
Which is sad. Most of this country finds lean women attractive which is a MALE trait, when actual real attractive women are a little chubby

>> No.16092953

>>16092002
a burger

>> No.16092958

>>16092002
>huge eyebrows
>mousy face
>chunky fake eyelashes
>freckles
Her hair is fucking awful looking but I love weird looking girls like this. I'm getting a boner just by looking at her.

>> No.16092969

>>16092933
Little chubby is fine if they hold it well. It has to be shapely not saggy and gross. Most Americans are simply fat

>> No.16092975
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>>16092763
That's pretty fucking accurate, especially the fried rice and chicken teriyaki.
I am also going to suggest:
>Orange Chicken
>Chop Suey
>Chili dogs or hot dogs
>Sushi
>Bacon wrapped shrimp or bacon wrapped aspargus

>> No.16092977

>>16092267
cheeky 5am combo ngl

>> No.16092999

>>16092002
Steak well done

>> No.16093015

>>16092969
Yeah not obese, that's just a sign of poor health

>> No.16093048

>>16092017
Huh? I don't see the problem. She's legitimately conventionally attractive.

>> No.16093066

Chicken tenders fries and ranch.

>> No.16093068

>>16092002

at an italian restauraunt: branzino
at a chinese-american restauraunt: sesame or general tso's chicken
at a thai place: pad thai

>> No.16093082

>>16092020
she's out of the league of everyone on this board

>> No.16093089

>>16092742
I know, bitch

>> No.16093993

>>16092017
his standard is a solid 8/10 with blue eyes, it can hardly get any better.

>> No.16094110

>>16092975
Not all sushi is basic bitch type shit but a lot of it is pretty fucking yuppyish. Fully agreed on every other point you made tho, anon

>> No.16094854

>>16092003
>her

>> No.16094855

>>16092002
salad

>> No.16094876

>>16093082
I look good enough for her

>> No.16095187

>>16092017
Meds

>> No.16095189

>>16092083
>flavor profile
I felt the compulsive urge to poist a ßóîjaqq

>> No.16095192

>>16092026
she's literally a 5/10
hopefully someone has the pic of her with no make-up on

>> No.16095194

>>16092814
>he pays

>> No.16095235

>>16092958
>chunky fake eyelashes
It's eyeliner you fucking incel

>> No.16095297

>>16092763
>>16092975

>mexican
carne asada

>> No.16095301

>>16092002
chicken cesar wrap

>> No.16095310

>>16092002
avocado toast

>> No.16095334
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16095334

>>16092060
>>16092083
That guy got cancelled recently for accidentally posting a meme with the Black Sun on twitter

>> No.16095360
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16095360

>>16092267
>IIRC that's the point and the author is taking a jab at fad diets and such
nope anon, that's pete evans, (disgraced) australian tv personality. he's a quack, unironically goes for the meme health trends.

>> No.16095391
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16095391

Still like her?

>> No.16095400

>>16095391
This board hates cops AND blacks, anon.
She's not very attractive, though.

>> No.16095419

>>16095391
other picture was better
what the fuck are those eyebrows

>> No.16095437
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16095437

>>16095419
You have no idea

>> No.16095447

>>16095437
>>16095391
she shoops her pictures so hard its impossible to get a good idea for of what she actually looks like without just watching some of her porn vids

>> No.16095451

>>16092002
Chicken strips/tenders with fries

>> No.16095452

>>16092002
god i wanna look like that

>> No.16095453

>>16095334
>Emu meat is not accessible to most Australians
Kek absolute madlady

>> No.16095457
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16095457

>> No.16095459
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16095459

>> No.16095462
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16095462

>> No.16095466
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16095466

>> No.16095469

>>16095462
>BLM poster
>literally cancelled for racial slurs

ummm ok

>> No.16095472

>>16095391
Cops are not your friends retard they will come to your house and shot you and your dog in the gut and let you die bleeding when they give them the order to do so

>> No.16095493
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16095493

>>16092002
>shave most of brow
>draw new brow
What did thots mean by this?

>> No.16095496

Why are you niggas so horny?

>> No.16095526

>>16094110
Yeah, really only the California roll (avocado and sour cream) is a basic bitch thing to eat (for wh*te "women" who think fish is yucky)

>> No.16095557

>>16095447
Link?

>> No.16095566

>>16095452
I wanna pound your cheeks so hard you apologize for the Holocaust

>> No.16095603

>>16095466
>no self harm scars
Honestly surprised. She's got benzo/crazy eyes though.

>> No.16095649
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16095649

>>16092060

>> No.16095663
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16095663

My niece turns 2 next month.
I weep for the future.

To answer the OP, it's gotta be avocado toast or salad.

>> No.16095667
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16095667

>>16092002
bonk

>> No.16095704

>>16095360
>that's pete evans
Dude I included his name in my post. Look at the post above yours.

>> No.16095712

>>16095360
>disgraced
What happened?

>> No.16095713

>>16092002
grilled chicken breast with fries

>> No.16095731

avie toast n black coffee

>> No.16095774
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16095774

>>16095235
I'm talking about the outside corners of her eyes.

I don't know shit about makeup because I'm not a cumdumpster but I know that I've seen girls who take these off. It's not just eyeliner and shadow. It's a physical eyelash extension.

>>16095391
Whether an attractive woman is intelligent or retarded enough to believe that black people are good bois who dindu nuffin doesn't factor into it when I'm lusting after them.

>> No.16095780 [DELETED] 

>>16095437
slav/10

>> No.16095786

>>16095457
>>16095459
>>16095462
>almonds activated
>>16095466
>almonds vomited

>> No.16095791

>>16092002
Anything with avocado, just fries, something pseudo-healthy that is hiding a bunch of sugar. Then you eat 40% of it and you're sooo fulllll!
>>16092017
Skeletor face, meme hair style/color, annoying expression. This is a person that can't think for themselves
>>16095391
>>16095457
>BLM, tiktok faggotry, carefully arranged anime posters, staged thot streamer room and furniture
Utterly predictable. Has at least one ahegao clip.

>> No.16095809

Who is that thot anyway? Seems like i am the only one who doesnt know who she is.

>> No.16095824

>>16095774
>I don't know anything about makeup
>Proceeds to know nothing about makeup
She's wearing wingtips (the basic bitch of makeup), not eyelash extensions.

>> No.16095838

Americans kek >>16092933

>> No.16095840

>>16095824
>wingtips
>he even knows the exact term
Why are you such an expert on makeup?

>> No.16095861

>>16092003
based

>> No.16095889

>>16095824
Okay but I don't see why I'm expected to know makeup terminology or techniques since I'm not a woman. Just like how no one asks you for math advice or how to change a tire or why you shouldn't vote democrat.

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16095911

>>16092763
>Indian
>Butter Chicken
U wot

>> No.16096026

>>16095911
That's English not Indian.

>> No.16096031

>>16095603
it seems like self harm is slowly being phased out, I think it is because with the internet you don't have to go to extremes for attention when you could just post some half naked pictures on twitter

>> No.16096050
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16096050

>>16095437
why do i find this so repulsive?

>> No.16096057

>>16095712
See
>>16095334
and
>>16095649

I'm pretty sure the idiot didn't know what the Black Sun symbol was, but Twitter doesn't care about petty details like that.

>> No.16096061

>>16095667
>bonk """""meme"""""
please don't bring that here

>> No.16096085

>>16095649
i dont even understand the image

>> No.16096143

>>16092060
What is the point of alkalized water if you add vinegar to it?

>> No.16096369

>>16096050
Because eyebrows frame faces. Without them a person's face looks amorphous and "wrong".

>> No.16096382

>>16095809
sug4rfairy

>> No.16096400

>>16096061
you're already posting in a reddit thread

>> No.16096429

>>16096085
I understand it fine but I can't tell if it's making fun of MAGAs for not being racist or making fun of them because they are.

>> No.16096446

>>16095334
Joanna sounds like a cunt

>> No.16096454

>>16092003
>Not her tongue up your ass.

NGMI

>> No.16096487

>>16092958
big eyebrows look good on both men and women. same with freckles.

>> No.16096509

>>16092002
anything she doesnt pay for herself, is "basic bitch" all over it.

>> No.16096511

>>16092026
>She could be a 9/10
think of what a child by her would look like.
still think she is 9/10?

>> No.16096527

>>16092002
imagine the smell of her clams

>> No.16096639

>>16092017
Reddit.
Go back to.
You must.

>> No.16096837

>>16096527
got one of the most fucked pusy i ever saw, thing looks like a sock turned inside out

>> No.16096895

>>16095774
You think she has some sort of shield welded to her eyelashes? That’s eyeliner bro

>> No.16096906

>>16096837
she photoshops the hell out of most of her body, but doesn't do anything to her hole, weird

>> No.16096909

>>16092002
pepperoni pizza and chicken tendies

>> No.16096994

>>16092060

Why would anybody take diet advice from a guy who has the physique of the Pale Man from Pans Labyrinth?

>> No.16096998

>>16096837
>>16096906
I think her puss looks great. I don't understand the obsession with pussies that are just a fleshy slit with no visible labia or clit.

>> No.16097440

>>16096998

if it has wrinkles on it I don't want to touch it

>> No.16097506

>>16096998
some people prefer if the pussy didn't look too used up and was somewhat "fresh"

>> No.16097539

>>16092060
>weight watchers
>eats 6 fucking meals in one day
Every time

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16097544

>>16092060
>activated almonds
Fucks sake

>> No.16097641

>>16092060
>tfw no healthful bf to eat homemade coconuts with

>> No.16097707

>>16095391
Saw a fuck video of hers and she had some hardcore ass acne

>> No.16097776
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16097776

Women have a child's palette so anything cheesy, sweet, and nothing too "exotic."

>breakfast
French toast/waffles/pancakes. If eggs, scrambled.
>Italian
Fettuccine Alfredo
>SEA
Pad Thai or pho
>Chinese
Crab Rangoon, eggrolls, honey walnut prawns, obligatory request for a fork
>Japanese
California roll/"nothing raw"
>Mexican
Tacos and corona
>Anywhere else
Tacos or some kind of chicken sandwich

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16097791

>>16097776
>I shared your picture for my fiends to see

>> No.16097818

>>16097776
Actually pretty accurate. For Japanese I'd also add
>bento box with teriyaki chicken and California roll
>gives you her miso soup because she doesn't like it
>needs a fork

>> No.16097836

>>16092002
In australia it's the Parmi. It's called pub grub for a reason.

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>>16092678
Steak and chips, and when they're asked what side they'd like with their steak they make some joke about HURR HURR I DON'T EAT RABBIT FOOD

>> No.16097874

>>16095297
my man

>> No.16097913

>>16097506
The worst pussy I ever smelled was an innie. You're a retard.

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16097924

>>16095462
how much do you think it would take to get her to bottle up her braps and mail them to me

>> No.16097968

When's someone going to post THAT picture of this girl, you know the one

>> No.16097984

>>16097913
that is just anecdotal evidence and if you believe any anecdotal evidence as fact then you are the one who is a retard

>> No.16098452

>>16096429
former
funny thing is he probably thought it was the latter

>> No.16098468

>>16096143
apple cider vinegar is some meme shit people drink. theres no rhyme or reason to it

>> No.16098470

>>16097506
>looks fresh
speaking as someone who used to consume a lot of child pornography, it doesn't work like that but ok.

>> No.16098477

>>16098470
bro keep that to yourself for real

>> No.16098478

>>16097924
She probably wouldn't do it correctly at there wouldn't be any left by the time you received it.

>> No.16098508

>>16098477
Cope seethe and dilate

>> No.16099143

>>16092002
Avocado toast

>> No.16099581

>>16092018
Close, but I think even that gets beat by a wedge salad. A proper Caesar is at least chopped.

>> No.16099755

>>16092002
w/e is on instagram atm

>> No.16099819

>>16095391
yall haven't seen her busted out butthole?
no thanks

>> No.16100345

>>16095360
holy shit i saw that psycho hobo looking guy holding the vaccines kill sign interrupting a news broadcast the other morning

>> No.16100351

>>16095667
faggot underageb& zoomershit twitternigger

>> No.16100405

>>16092002
This girl photoshops herself to shit

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16100408

>>16100405
>>16092002
pic related