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rate dinner
you literally cannot eat better than this

>> No.16098701

>>16098695
The plate is swimming in water, what did you do?
There's no color on the peppers or the steak.
5.5/10 could have done better

>> No.16098704

Damnit Joe Rogan I told you to stop posting here!

>> No.16098716

>>16098701
the 'water' is blood from my elk steak, which i shot and killed myself. like a real man

>> No.16098717

>>16098695
What’s all that liquid from? The eggs? The steak? The peppers?

>> No.16098729

>>16098716
congratulations, it didn't have to go on your dinner plate.

>> No.16098730

>>16098717
probably tears from crying

>> No.16098764

Gross

>> No.16098925

>>16098716
>which i shot and killed myself. like a real man
cool you have a tiny penis and think bragging anonymously online will make your wife give up her nigger lovers dick. Sorry bud, she's still stuffing that chocolate cock in her mouth.

Your meal is good in theory but you cooked it like an ape who just discovered fire, looks like complete shit, next time you go out hunting save an animal from becoming a pile of mush of your plate and blow your jaw into the back of your skull instead.

>> No.16098937

>>16098716
That's water from frozen elk steaks you faggot.

>> No.16099052
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>>16098925
holy seethe. i am and always will be a superior cook than you and the only hunting you will be doing is preying on kids at the playground

>> No.16099063

>>16099052
Anyone that feels the need to brag and act in a certain way this hard is cripplingly insecure and will never be the 'real man' they try so hard to emulate

>> No.16099064

>>16099052

>grey steak with literal raw jalapeños on top

It's like a spicy version of milk steak.

>> No.16099067

>>16098695
>you literally cannot eat better than this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.16099069

>>16099052
that's the greyest crust I've ever seen, you're not a cook you're a a trash compactor, I've seen meals prepared by actual downies with more skill than you. cope
>and the only hunting you will be doing is preying on kids at the playground
true but irrelevant

>> No.16099075

>>16099052
I think the elk looks tasty anon kun

>> No.16099085

>>16098716
Please teach me your manly, 4chan posting ways anon
Whats the trick, make sure you photograph all your meals and make sure you post them online for validation? Is validation what makes real men?

>> No.16099113

>>16099052
Clearly a troll because that steak looks like it was cooked by a blind man

>> No.16099125

>>16098695
Hi joe

>> No.16099128
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16099128

>>16099085
>>16099085
what you eat is what makes you a real man, i document my meals to show you troons what a man eats

>> No.16099129

>>16099125
awkward

>> No.16099145

>>16099128
You might want to do something about your freezer-burnt meat.

>> No.16099147

>>16099128
>what you eat is what makes you a real man, i document my meals to show you troons what a man eats
Nah how you act and what you got in your pants makes you a real man pal - its actually usually women that feel the need to post their meals for other women to validate them and help them feel more confident in themselves

>> No.16099148

>>16098695
I rate it sloppa/shit

>> No.16099150

>>16098695
It's not Long Johns but I'd eat it

>> No.16099151
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16099151

>>16098925
>gun is indirectly mentioned

>immediate emotional response
>immediately thinks of dicks
>immediately thinks of black men
>immediately thinks of cuckoldry

Hello lefty. Ask me how I know you’ve been successfully programmed.

>> No.16099157

>>16099128
insecure and sad

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16099160

>>16099128
>I'm eating 7 eggs in one go and steak every day why does no one take me seriously still! I just want to breeeed

>> No.16099169

>>16099151
hello mouth breather, wasn't bothered by the mention of guns, lash out more you fucking snowflake, show us all how tough you are by throwing a tantrum on the internet

>> No.16099174

>>16099128
>7+ eggs
>Shit quality steak
>Kimchi
Well if it makes you feel better your lonely miserable experience probably won't last too long if you carry on eating like that

>> No.16099181

Incredible the kind of thread birthed from some faggot literally posting a picture from Joe Rogan's Instagram

>> No.16099182

>>16099151
>Hello lefty.
Fucking retard
You give the rest of us a bad name

>> No.16099207

>>16099128
>Eats meals like this
imagine the smell

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16099218

>>16099075
thanks anon

>> No.16099234

>>16099218
Get off /ck/, Joe Rogan

>> No.16099289

>>16098695
Theres zero reason you should have that much water on your plate you retard. Your food ITT looks horrendous. I’m not trolling you, it’s awful. You can do better but convince yourself you’re good because you have nothing else

>> No.16099299

>>16099052
You will never be Rogan.

>> No.16100068

I don't mind this style of meal but his eggs don't look fucking cooked and I actually get nauseous looking at the quantity of raw egg white slop and imagining the texture ugh.

>> No.16100105

>>16098716
Sure doesn't look like blood. Just looks like you cooked frozen meat overdone, and barely attempted to brown while cooking.

>> No.16100167

>>16098695
>eggs overseasoned to fuck like some toddler who’s just discovered salt and pepper
>meat looks over cooked
>swimming in water
>claims it’s blood but it clearly to watery and pale for venison, probably frozen
>raw jalapeño peppers on top
>Braggs about “killed myself” like that’s somehow impressive and makes him a “real man” more than other anons whilst his “girlfriend” is out there sucking Tyrone and Jamal
>has to come to 4channel to get validation for his manhood.
>amerimutt
The meal on its own looks like it was a disappointing mess. 3/10
But I’m taking two off because of what an insufferable faggot you are.

>> No.16100182

>>16099128
>>16099052
>>16098695
>>16099218
Based, keep making lefites, vayganas mad.

>> No.16100349

>>16098695
Rogan get off of /ck/.

>> No.16100350

>>16098695
Damn. That's a 100-million dollar meal if I've ever seen one.

>> No.16100357

>>16098695

Bruh you are a terrible cook

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16100363

Looks good OP. Fuck all these fast food faggots shitting on you. Processing your own food is based.

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16100427

Good job OP
Exquisite bait
Joe Rogan is a faggot