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>>still eating your breakfast sandwich with meat

>> No.16099919

>>16099912


>>eating your breakfast in a sandwich

>> No.16099946

Eggslut is based, expensive as fuck, but worth it.

>> No.16100050

Eggslut sucks. Expensive as fuck and some hipster bullshit.

>> No.16100066

>>16099919
>>eating breakfast

>> No.16100067

>>16099912
looking at the website, that appears to be the egg salad one. much more of a lunch item than breakfast

>> No.16100082

Watch some videos there with the creator of that sandwich and don't worry you won't want to eat anything ever again.

>> No.16100090
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16100090

>He doesn't fast

>> No.16100092
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16100092

There's a place near where I work called Egghole which appears to be a shameless knockoff of Eggslut. Pretty good egg sandwiches and burgers, though.

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>>16100090
>he doesn't break his fast
ngmi

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>>16099912
>unironically using an obscene phrase in the name of your restaurant

>> No.16100156

>>16099912
>He eats the cheapest shit society can possibly provide, because he's utterly incapable of doing more than pour a bowl of cold cereal in the morning, something he learned to do when he was 3 years old.

If you are not sitting down to a proper cooked breakfast at your own table in your own kitchen, you've severely fucked up at life.

>> No.16100165

>>16100131
Obscene? How so? Are you somehow anti-slut? It's not obscene at all. It's empowering. It's anti-patriarchal! It's the word to be used only by women, like the N word is only to be used by blacks.

>> No.16100209

>>16100131
What's obscene today was common parlance yesterday, and will be again tomorrow.
Walk around any city with roads from medieval times and you will inevitably find some backalley unabashedly named "gropecunt lane", where the prostitutes used to do business.

>> No.16100460
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16100460

Heh, I gave my restaurant a name thought up by a 12 yo on /b/, you're not supposed to do that lmao, isn't that so zany rofl? Like, that's fuckin crazy, you aren't supposed to name a serious business a silly name, that's like totally out of the norm lmfao, shut up and take my money!!! Like, hey guys, we're going to a place called EGGSLUT for breakfast ROFLMAO bro, what? A legitimate reputable restaurant called EGGSLUT? Like WHAT, come on man, you're pulling my leg, but no, seriously, they actually named their real, storefront business EGGSLUT!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!
Edit: Thanks for the gold! xD

>> No.16100481

>>16100131
Obscene? Are you a nun?

>> No.16101081

>>16099946
>>16100050
Duality of the faggots of this board

>> No.16101094

>>16100481
We need to draw a line somewhere. How would you feel saying to your mom, hey mom want to go to eggslut? It’s just lewd and gross, I don’t even know how they could open a business with a name like that.

>> No.16101098

>>16100156
>he's utterly incapable of doing more than pour a bowl of cold cereal
I find myself incapable of even that after wrist day

>> No.16101099

>>16099919
This.

>> No.16101180
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16101180

This has always been my favourite for breakfast.

>> No.16101265

>>16100066
based omadder

>> No.16101278

How come places like these exist? Why is modern man incapable of spending ten minutes in the morning on making their own egg sandwich?

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16101695

>still eating before noon

>> No.16101702

>>16101278
Not everyone is a neet poop nose.

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>>16100066
>>eating

>> No.16101718

>>16101094
you don’t shop at dicks sporting goods either huh

>> No.16101736

>>16101702
you can probably make scrambled eggs faster than it takes to get it from a restaurant

>> No.16101757

>>16099912
Looks like I'll take one bite of that sandwich and the egg will run out either side of the bun and be a messy disaster. Shan't be ordering one of those overpriced meme sandwiches. Also, i find the vulgarity of the establishment's name rather off-putting. We live in a time that is more vulgar than ever, yet paradoxically more censored than ever. Your vulgarity does not make you interesting.

>> No.16101826

>>16101757
bait

>> No.16101836

>>16101826
I don't think anon was baiting. He probably wasn't being very serious, but I wouldn't use the term "bait". You have autism.

>> No.16101886

>>16101278
I've been unironically making eggs like the eggfort guy.

>> No.16101893

>>16101836
also bait

>> No.16102979

>>16100209
>where the prostitutes used to do business.
That's the issue. I don't want to eat at a restaurant that sounds like it hosts diseased prositutes

>> No.16102997

>>16099946
>>16100050
>eggslut
What a horrible name for a dish. Might as well call it the eggprolapsedanusslagwhore

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16103036

Anyone defending this eggslut shit gets the rope.