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Anonymous Mon May 17 10:21:02 2021 No.16124506 [Reply] [Original]

There goes my guacamole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:23:36 2021 No.16124517 I absolutely love Guacamole but without the avocado (i call it: shit-fruit)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:23:48 2021 No.16124519 Just buy ready made Sure it's only 3% avocado and mostly made out of cornstarch but its fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:24:00 2021 No.16124520 it's salvageable. toss any particularly soft/moldy spots and use extra lemon juice, the citric acid will keep it fresh.

Anonymous Mon May 17 10:35:14 2021 No.16124579

>>16124517
How do you make guacamole without avocado?

>>16124519
They don't sell it.

>>16124520
It was brown all over. The remaining flesh was yellow, and I only had 2. I'm gonna complain tomorrow in the grocery store. They can't sell rotten fruit like that.

Anonymous Mon May 17 10:38:53 2021 No.16124599

>>16124579
>I'm gonna complain tomorrow in the grocery store. They can't sell rotten fruit like that.
i think you should complain just for the sake of the refund but don't expect it to change. i see people bringing back dodgy avocados every day and have done for years, the managers don't care as long as enough people will keep blindly buying them

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:39:27 2021 No.16124601 >>16124579 when did you buy them>?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:42:57 2021 No.16124620 The brown spots have more nutrients.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:49:21 2021 No.16124667 >>16124506 those are perfect for avocado bread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:53:57 2021 No.16124693 >>16124506 nasty. Can i tell by feeling if a 'cado is good before i snatch it from the grocery whores?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 10:55:43 2021 No.16124700 >>16124693 yeah, buy them before they are ripe (green and rock hard) and let them ripen at home.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:00:30 2021 No.16124713 >>16124700 where do i put them to ripen? pls dont say my ass.

Anonymous Mon May 17 11:07:43 2021 No.16124745

>>16124713
You just leave them out. But you can speed up the ripening process by putting them in a brown paper bag with an apple or banana.[1]

[1] https://loveonetoday.com/how-to/ripen-avocados-faster/#:~:text=Avocados%20do%20not%20ripen%20on,any%20other%20method%20of%20ripening.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:09:30 2021 No.16124755 >>16124745 thx 'cadoman

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:10:36 2021 No.16124764 >>16124506 I've eaten worse. This is a lot like overripe bananas; funky, but weirdly good. The avocado flavor on the cusp of rotten is dangerously intense.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:17:28 2021 No.16124797 >>16124579 >avocadoless guac I use pork scratchings paste it's more flavourful

Anonymous Mon May 17 11:21:53 2021 No.16124818

DON'T BUY SOFT AVOCADOES
they're guaranteed to be heavily bruised by loads of people having picked them up and squeezed them. ever since I started buying rock hard avocadoes and waiting a couple days until they've ripened, I've gotten perfect avocadoes all the time. when you're checking the softness of your avocadoes at home, don't squeeze them too hard, and also just squeeze them at the top and bottom.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:25:36 2021 No.16124834 >>16124818 I make a show of squeezing them just a little at the store so people don't think I'm a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:26:18 2021 No.16124838 >>16124818 Not the only rock hard things you enjoy faget

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 11:30:54 2021 No.16124863 >>16124713 >where do i put them to ripen? Wrap them in newspaper and leave in a dark cupboard. Works for other fruits too, like mangoes and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 14:57:21 2021 No.16125797 >>16124838 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 15:55:18 2021 No.16126101 My old family recipe for guacamole substitutes avocado for yeast extract. It's very good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 16:03:23 2021 No.16126154 Refrigerate your avocado when they're at ideal ripeness

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:24:42 2021 No.16126551 >>16124579 this is completely your fault and avoidable. feel your produce before you buy it, retard. you should be able to tell a firm avocado versus a squishy one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:26:41 2021 No.16126559 >>16124713 usually i throw em on my windowsill if i want them to ripen quicker.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:34:16 2021 No.16126584 >>16124506 Well, at least I planted the two stones. Let's see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 17:40:02 2021 No.16126603 >>16124579 Not him but some restaurants will use half avocado half peas to be cheap, maybe you can substitute the entire thing with mashed peas

>>	Anonymous Mon May 17 19:22:09 2021 No.16127114 >>16124506 watch it as it goes

Anonymous Mon May 17 19:31:45 2021 No.16127162
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Had a female flatmate from Hungary that used to wait for these things to go black and eat them with a spoon.

Always weirded me out but people are different so what the fuck do i care.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 01:14:56 2021 No.16128718 >>16124506 Paying $4 for rotten fruit is the average acocado experience.

Anonymous Tue May 18 01:18:30 2021 No.16128728
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Buying rock hard cados is just retarded. Learn how to figure out if they're ripe then fridge em for up to a 4-5 days. Squeeze gently, they should give slightly under your fingers. Once you found a likely candidate, do picrel to confirm.
I have a 100% success rate and can eat them the same day like a Chad if I so choose, instead of waiting for my fruit to be ready like some beta virgin.

Anonymous Tue May 18 02:07:20 2021 No.16128838
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>>16126584
I planted one months ago and it's gotten huge. They seem to like lots of light.

I'm not sure what the stones will do just lying in the dirt. I got mine to sprout by half-submerging it in a jar of water. Elastic bands around the stone can keep it from falling in. It might take a week or two to put down a taproot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:22:11 2021 No.16128876 >>16124579 You've got a bad avocado? That's an act of god. He makes the avocados, the grocer doesn't make the avocados. If you have a problem, go talk to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 02:45:58 2021 No.16128968 >>16128838 THEY'RE NOT FUCKING STONES, THEY'RE PITS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 05:23:17 2021 No.16129391 File: 103 KB, 1024x574, 1612606624306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16128838 Many people propagate them by doing what you've done, but I decided to take a chance and skip that. Hopefully, it will grow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 05:24:40 2021 No.16129392 why are you putting your dick in the fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 05:44:52 2021 No.16129430 >>16129391 nice garden fren

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 05:46:35 2021 No.16129435 Avocado is the nastiest fruit in the planet. Why do jews market that spic fruit?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 07:33:55 2021 No.16129711 >>16124579 Turns out the cashier charged the avocados as beetroot. So there’s no point in complaining.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 13:59:20 2021 No.16131063 >>16129435 have you been biting into it like an apple

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:00:11 2021 No.16131069 Guacamole is reddit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:04:39 2021 No.16131100 >>16131069 are you gonna post this in every thread

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:09:56 2021 No.16131132 >>16131069 t. doesn't have a kickass guacamole recipe he grew up eating from grandma

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:13:01 2021 No.16131153 >>16131100 Apparently he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:20:17 2021 No.16131201 >>16124506 Why didn't you make the guacamole earlier?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 18 14:21:02 2021 No.16131206 File: 41 KB, 230x219, 1569445137986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16131201 >Blaming the victim.

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