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>be millennial
>order sherry for pre-dinner drink
>boomers are desperately trying to feel young by ordering beers
>zoomers can't hold their drink at all
Anyone else know this feel?

>> No.16168499

>>16168492
No because I’m not a millennial. Old man

>> No.16168526

>>16168499
Imagine thinking youth means anything lol

>> No.16168576
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>>16168526
This literally you LOL

>> No.16168597

>>16168576
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE

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>>16168576
No, this is literally me

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>try a bottle of sherry
>delicious and rich, like liquid raisin and maybe a bit of chocolate
>try another bottle of sherry
>absolutely vile, tastes like rotten fish

Never have I felt more betrayed by a beverage

>> No.16168693

>be millennial
>order drink that I'm not really that crazy about
>look around make sure people are watching
>stupid boomers drinking stuff they like
>i look cool and sophisticated drinking sherry

This is why I hate millennials. Your fag generation is going to be the "sophisticated" one that everyone else will clown on. Remember fedoras? That was 100% millennial faggotry.

>> No.16168709

>>16168693
cool projection senpai
also fedoras were only worn by the weird kids who still thought trench coats and fingerless gloves were cool. almost certainly had a pakistani katana collection, too.

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>>16168693
This is literally you

>> No.16168726

>>16168709
>>16168711
Angry millennials who display behavior I described above.

Please enjoy pretending to be sophisticated while everyone else is okay just acting normal

>> No.16168736

>>16168693
I'm a millennial and I completely agree, fucking diversity training fucking ruined the dumb kids.

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>>16168492
I like a glass of well chilled Harvey’s Bristol Cream before dinner

>> No.16168747

>>16168726
I know you zoomers are overly sensitive and under-socialized, but disagreeing with someone is not anger.

>> No.16168767

>>16168747
cope more queer, your generation is still the laughing stock of the United States. Have fun dealing with people drinking out of horns, smoking with a cigarette holder, and unironically saying doggo (All behavior I have observed from millennials) God your generation fucking sucks

>> No.16168786

When I go out to a bar, I order a beautiful. More often than not i have to tell the bartender how to make it

>> No.16168790

>>16168767
Your twitter feed isn't real life. You haven't observed jack shit.

>> No.16168798

>>16168786
>beautiful
Couldn't you just ask for 1/2 congnac 1/2 grand marnier?
Seems kind of pretentious to ask for something super simple by an uncommon name instead of just asking for the two ingredients.

>> No.16168801

>>16168798
There was once a time when bartenders would at least skim the boston book.

>> No.16168805

>>16168790
?????? I've literally been out at parties where millennials come and preform the mentioned behavior. I get that you think this behavior is cool or sophisticated but it really just makes you look annoying.

>> No.16168812

>>16168801
I just think if you've had to explain how to make it multiple times you'd just start saying the ingredients. Seems easier and less annoying. I get the same vibes as someone who uses really technical terminology when explaining something just so they get asked to explain the terminology

>> No.16168817

>>16168812
its somewhat of a litmus test, to see if the bar actually gives a shit, or just hires future congresswomen

>> No.16168822

>>16168492
you sound like you take it up the butt

>> No.16168826

>>16168817
I guess, maybe I'm just too young to give a shit whether or not the bartender knows cocktails. I only order vodka soda with lime anyhow, most cocktails are too sugary imo

>> No.16168829

>>16168826
Gin and Tonics, well made, are another good way to test the bars competency

>> No.16168846

>>16168829
What is there to fuck up other than the pour? It's just two ingredients

>> No.16168848

>>16168846
you can tell if they use shit ingredients like canada dry

>> No.16168856

>>16168848
Ah I get what you mean now, I guess that's fair if you're going to drink more for taste than effect. I'm just in the period of my life where all my friends care about is getting trashed

>> No.16168865

>>16168856
i hated that phase, and lost some friends because of it
thank god most of them have either poisoned their livers or got fat and have to lose weight

>> No.16168876

>>16168822
I actually did try that. I prefer topping though. :3

>> No.16168885

>>16168865
I'm fine with drinking to get trashed, I just choose cheap bars when we do that. If I want to drink something for flavor I normally have a few personal bottles that I'll sip from.

>> No.16168922

>>16168885
for me the breaking point was when we were trying to plan a restaurant trip and one fat faggot said
>I DONT CARE WHERE WE GO AS LONG AS I CAN GET DRUNK THERE
fucking useless position to hold. If you want to get wasted, pour everclear on a towel and drape it over your face

>> No.16169001

>>16168805
Nice try, zoomers don't go to parties.
You socialize entirely through mukbangs, discord calls, and callout posts.

>> No.16169039

>>16168674
Try brandy, truly the greatest old person drink. Tastes like caramel.

Benedictine and brandy on vanilla ice cream is GOAT

>> No.16169059

>>16169039
I already like brandy, that's why I want to explore the whole rainbow of old people drinks.

>> No.16169109

>>16168767
Millennial from a rural area here, this shit funny

My memories of millennial parties were everyone wearing carharrt pants with snap-button shirts, drinking light beer and applejack, chains smoking Marlboro reds, passing around chewing tobacco like cocaine, lighting fires and puking on raccoons, trying to not get a DUI from the single county cop that patrols the area

>> No.16169161

>>16168693
>Remember fedoras? That was 100% millennial faggotry.
lel. There definitely was a hot minute there when a person could wear a fedora, but it was shorter-lived than zoomers seem to think, at least based on your post. I mean, the only reason you know about it is because it almost immediately became a target for derision and was endlessly clowned on.

>> No.16169206

>>16168790
Man I wish some of these people would get this through their head. It's not just Twitter, it can be anywhere on the internet. They see some shit, and think that happens 100% of the time and how they're smarter than everyone for knowing this. They just think that because stuff gets recorded and put on the internet then that's how life is. Not thinking how no one is going to record something completely mundane and normal because that's what everyone would already expect.

>> No.16169239

>>16169059
>>16169039
don't know how 'old person' it is but an aged tawny port can be a nice drink

>> No.16169251

>>16168492
ive been getting blackout drunk everydayy for 4 months. Realistically how long do can i do this

>> No.16169352

>>16168492
I think every early balding late-20s person knows that feel

>> No.16169363

>>16168492
yeah it's called growing up, congrats anon - you didn't die at an early age

>> No.16169427

>>16169251
until you die

>> No.16169433

>be gen x
>don’t give a fuck what people think about what I’m drinking
>drink what the fuck I want
>whatever

>> No.16169452

>sherry
>aperitif
Poor choice

>> No.16169937

>>16169433
this is the only based answer.

>> No.16169983

>>16168922
restaurants dont allow you to bring your own everclear you monkey.

>> No.16170147

>>16168674
The first bottle you had would probably have been a Pedro Ximenez or a heavy cream sherry, these styles are always sweet and rich. The other sounds like a Fino or Manzanilla, which are bone dry, saline and best drunk with olives or anchovies. In between are dry, rich and nutty styles like Amontillado and Oloroso.

>> No.16170197

>>16168492
It's great bloody value for money. Same with port. My friends always look funny when I show up with a bottle to a part, but never any regrets.

>> No.16170289

>>16170197
one part port to one part coke is an excellent cheap party drink

>> No.16170311

>>16169001
dumb, not a take

>>16169109
I feel like the rural experience isn't really comparable to the rest of the country, you rurals be gettin up to weird shit.

>>16169161
I just hate millennials man, I don't know what it is. If i hear something about Harry Potter or "doggos" again I'm gonna fuckin freak

>> No.16170326

>>16170311
Maybe you're a fairly normal person but the average millennial is not nearly cringe as the tik tok generation that talks to each other in memes most of the time. Both generations have their stupid stereotypes but being raised on the internet in your teens and 20's is much better than from the crib

>> No.16170366

>>16168817
this reads like genuine satire, n-nani...?

>> No.16170385

>>16170311
I'm 26 years old living in a smallish city and I had a similar experience to that "rural anon" here, not everyone is the stereotype you think

>> No.16170393

>>16168674
Try a bottle of Bristol Cream

>> No.16170415

>>16170385
Nah I for sure recognize that the stereotype isn't universal but I think the internet humor a lot millennials stopped evolving at is the doggo, harry potter, me gusta tier shit. My millennial brother said to me "No me gusta blah blah blah" the other day and I was internally raging

>> No.16170435

>>16170415
>old man yells at cloud
if it makes you feel better, people have being saying that the world is doomed in the hands of the soft, docile, young generation since at least roman times

>> No.16170637

>>16168876
Ok chud

>> No.16170641

>>16170435
yeah well sometimes they were right

>> No.16170669

>>16169452
depends on the sherry. dryer ones are fine aperitifs.

>> No.16170688

>>16170311
How old are you?

>> No.16170695

>>16170688
23

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>>16168576
>>16168616
>>16168711

This is literally me

>> No.16171306

>>16170435
and they'd be right

>> No.16171612

>>16170311
>dumb, not a take
neither is "all millennials wear fedoras" but here we are. get some self awareness, fag.

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>>16168492
>>16168737
>>16168829
>>16168876
>>16169251
>>16170197
>>16170289
>>16170393
Good posts from based posters.
>>16168674
>>16168693
>>16168846
>>16169039
>>16169452
Bad posts from cringe posters.

This is literally me. (Born 1999)

>> No.16172513

It's just a little sad to me that people aren't drinking normal beers and liquors any more. more and more people drink alcoholic seltzers and flavored vodka instead of a normal scotch or ale

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16172524

>>16170958
>This is literally me

>> No.16172552

>>16168597
dilate gramps

>> No.16172639

>>16170311
>I feel like the rural experience isn't really comparable to the rest of the country, you rurals be gettin up to weird shit.

There are two types of rural, sad and comfy. Sad rural is rustbelt decay and meth, comfy is where you live just outside of a large metro so plenty of people can commute and there is still local infrastructure and businesses that cater to regional tourists and locals.

I think my favorite memory of comfy rural is building a car-sized bonfire in the town park and my grandpa lighting it with a backpack mounted army surplus flamethrower, then having a potluck next to the original jail and stealthily drinking booze out of a trunk

>> No.16172730

>>16170366
lol

>> No.16174085

>>16170147
the fishwine says "oloroso" on the bottle and it is far from nutty.

>> No.16175224

>>16174085
might have been corked or under/over oxidized

>> No.16175336

>>16168492

The only hard liquor I drink is Don Julio 1942 tequila in my margarita. Other than that I love my craft beer

>> No.16175596

>>16168616
Is that "tired horse soup"?

>> No.16176035

>>16169251
I lasted about 2 months of daily drinking before I stopped.
I'm just curious how long you can go for.

>> No.16176039

>>16168492
No because I drink whatever and I drink it alone.

>> No.16176057

>>16168709
I think I'm going to buy a fedora just to piss people off

>> No.16176064

>>16176057
That mighta worked ten years ago but everyone's pretty over it by now. At most you'll get some quiet pity.

>> No.16176108

>>16176064
I want seethe, but that will do. I just find it funny that people concern themselves with what other people wear or do in general with their lives. There are of course some exceptions.

>> No.16176112

>>16176108
>dress like a weird retard
>"hurrr look at all these idiots who concern themselves with what others look like"

people will just stare at u

>> No.16176151

>>16176112
just mind your own biz gramps

>> No.16176240

>>16168492
I don't, no

>> No.16176244

>>16176151
I'm just saying, acting like there aren't social norms in regards to appearance is a hallmark of autistic behavior

>> No.16176251

>>16172404
Why are you posting your picture?

>> No.16176303

>>16168492
>zoomer can't hold their drinks
This one seems true from my limited experience. My borderline alcoholic room mate can barely drink three high percent beers in a day without being wasted, meanwhile I drink the same plus a liter of vodka and I'm buzzed at best.

Is that just me? I've always had a high alcohol tolerance even when I was young, like barely a teenager young.

>> No.16176332

>>16176244
Concerning yourself over how people dress is a hallmark woman behavior

>> No.16176353

>>16176332
If I see someone dressed like an autistic retard, I'm going to assume they're an autistic retard. That's not woman behavior, that's normal person behavior. Rejection of this fact is a clear indicator of autism.

Maybe it would be good for most cu/ck/s to think this way, they'd have more friends

>> No.16176368

>>16176353
It's ok, you got a run in your hose this morning, it's not the end of the world. However, this doesn't give you the right to look down on other people's fashion accessories.

>> No.16176381

>>16176368
>you got a run in your hose this morning
I don't know what this means

But, I don't understand how you could think that you can't judge people based on fashion. If someone is dressed like an absolute retard, odds are they've convinced themselves they look cool. No one intentionally dresses like a retard, there are always underlying justifications.

However, no matter what, if they're dressed like a retard. They probably think like a retard

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>>16168492
This is an odd topic.

Us core millennials seem to fall either into the complete teetotaler status or utter fucking drunkard - with almost no middleground.

That said, it almost always seems like the boomers make much more of a fool of themselves under the influence, whereas people my age know their limits a bit more because there are more repercussions for being drunk in public than there were in the 1970s and 1980s.

Zoomers probably don't know how to drink other than getting hammered super fast. I've had very few interactions because of work where this was the instance. Just as I have slid into a nice 5/10 drunk, everyone else is now blackout and puking and the night is over.

Disastrous, really.

>> No.16176389

>>16176381
Are you excited for fashion week in Milan this year?

>> No.16176391

>>16176389
high fashion and the type of clothes normal people wear exist in two entirely different worlds. Comparing the two is not fair

>> No.16176406

>>16176391
knowing this type of thing is exactly inline with the interest of someone with mature mammary glands

>> No.16176410

>>16176406
?? being aware that high fashion and normal clothes are different? Are you retard?

>> No.16176421

>>16176410
no, I just have a penis

>> No.16176423

>>16176421
I think you're confusing being a man with being retarded

>> No.16176433

>>16176423
I know I know, today woman have a different perspective of what a man is today, but I will not bow to your emasculating bullshit

>> No.16176434

>>16176433
Do you dress like a retard or something anon? Can't you just dress like a normal person and have friends or something?

>> No.16176439

>>16176434
only women care enough about appearances and are childish enough to make such a statement

>> No.16176444

>>16176434
Why would I want friends that care about my garb? I don't really share a whole lot of common ground with homosexuals.

>> No.16176457

>>16176439
>>16176444

So you guys would hang out with a fedora wearing, clad in chains, and graphic t-shirt kind of person?

They universally suck, your rejection of a clearly true idea is just evidence that you dress like an autistic retard and need to cope

>> No.16176483

>>16176457
I hangout with people that have similar interest to me, and I don't care how they choose to adorn their bodies with material. But it is getting late and I need to hit the hay. I really liked talking to you. Shall we meet up here again tomorrow, same time? And next time, could you show me them boobies?

>> No.16176487

>>16176483
I'll be here every day shitposting

>> No.16176490

>>16176487
and them boobies

>> No.16176629

>>16171306
>Seething Romans

Rightoids are so pathetic

>> No.16176891

>>16172404
beta phenotype

>> No.16176920

>>16168492
1. what the fuck are you doing ordering a sherry you gay
2. boomers normally drink beer, why do you think this is them desperately trying to feel young?

>> No.16177080

>>16168492
>order lemon lime and bitters
>everyone gets uncomfortable

>> No.16177093

>>16168492
I drink cognac which I guess can be considered as a boomer drink, been doing it since I was a little kid since my grandma used to give me some after a meal or when something hurt.
I'm not a faggot millenial though Im a chad zoomer.

>> No.16177271

>>16176920
>why do you think this is them desperately trying to feel young?
he's just projecting his desperate trying to be mature

>> No.16177274

>>16170415
>zoomer hears an artifact of internet culture that wasn't saturated in artificial ironic self-deprecation and loses his mind in anger at the notion that you can have fun genuinely
The memes are real. If you're not expressing your thoughts and opinions through ridiculously strawmanned virgin/chad memes or through 10000 layers of folded irony, zoomers get scared and confused.

>> No.16177278

>>16176920
Boomers drink sherry and anises and that kind of stuff

>> No.16177281

>>16170415
yeah cause zoomer humour is so refined

>> No.16177286

>>16177093
Cognac is huge among the homeboys I bet most people just think you’re a 2pac fan

>> No.16177308

>>16168492
>sherry
>pre dinner
Oh dear o dear...

>> No.16177315

>>16177286
I'm not american people here don't know about the connection between ameriblacks and cognac

>> No.16177345

>>16168492
It's never a sherry when I'm out (it's just always been a hometime thing for me), but yeah, kinda. Makes me miss being on the road - or at least the warm-up dates.
>Load out of rehearsal/promo, head for dinner and drinks.
>The older rock stars either know they can't party hard, or try and fail (always the drummer or bassist);
>the newbs usually follow my lead with a polite-ish but high-proof cocktail, and drinking way too fast - they're always a little hungover the first day out.
>The singer will usually call me a bad influence at some point on the tour, usually while handing me a beer before going over harmonies or audibles with me and the band or crew.

If you get a chance, kids, cater for a mid-level has-been rockstar party. You might get poached and taken on a mildly wild ride that might pay alright depending on what you're bringing to the table.

>> No.16177346

>>16177093
It's not the age, son, it's the dicks you suck.

>> No.16177392

>>16177346
what?

>> No.16177405

>>16177392
re: faggot millenial v. chad zoomer

>> No.16177421

>>16177405
t. gay and old

>> No.16177425

>>16177421
Correlation !=causality. Suck dick of higher quality.

>> No.16177426

>>16168616
based and chabrot pilled

>> No.16177432

>>16177425
sure, take care not to break your hips gramps

>> No.16177440

>>16177432
My hips are fine. How are your glutes lad? Soft and supple, like a woman's?

>> No.16177460

>>16177440
i bet you have the look of an old used up whore

>> No.16177464

>>16177460
Depends on the day and how much it pays.

>> No.16177518

>>16168798
>1/2 congnac 1/2 grand marnier
but grand marnier is already a mix of cognac and orange spirit

>> No.16177526

>>16172404
LA CREATURA