[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 64 KB, 763x862, golemgetyegone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16173072 No.16173072 [Reply] [Original]

>trying to watch comfy Townsends video and this absolute fucking unit shows up

>> No.16173646

that dude is legitimately one of the best parts of townsends

>> No.16173834

>>16173072
He is the living embodiment of /ck/
loves food, loves booze, loves smoking.
he is your God!

>> No.16173895

>>16173646
Based

>> No.16173905

>>16173834
Smokers can't taste food well enough to truly love it.

>> No.16173917

>>16173072
This show is so greak, god I love these people.

>> No.16173921
File: 408 KB, 720x480, Non Sequitar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16173921

>>16173905

>> No.16173949

>>16173917
There are way too many non-cooking episodes

>> No.16173987

>>16173072
>absolute fucking unit
Go back.

>> No.16175228

>>16173987
kys nigger

>> No.16176489

I like him

>> No.16176492

orange fool

>> No.16176690

>>16175228
>kys
Kill yourself, cowardly child.

>> No.16176786

>>16173921
He cannot be a true foodie because he actively harms his ability to taste food. I bet he's only morbidly obese because he's lazy.

>> No.16176789

what kind of fishing is that

>> No.16176832

>>16173072
I think it's hilarious that this lardass shows up one day, hardly talks on video, barely touches the cooking and baking for the homestead series, and still talks about food better than the man who's been doing cooking videos for a decade. Jon can't describe food well to save his life, I swear.

>> No.16177448

>>16176789
Fly fishing without a reel

>> No.16177455

>>16173072
Why is his voice so much hihger and squikier and in all of his other vidoes

>> No.16177505

>>16176786
I would think you are gay based on the evidence.


>>16177455
>hihger and squikier
would you like to try again? this time in english please.

>> No.16177520

>>16177505
>would you like to try again? this time in english please.
are you menatlly retarded? do you not know what a high or squeaky voice is?

>> No.16177533

>>16177520
>high or squeaky
yes but I have no idea what a
>hihger and squikier
is

>> No.16177538

>>16177533
Dyslexia evidently.

>> No.16177609

>>16177533
>being a spelling nazi
>on 4chan
Seriously fuck off back to whatever subreddit brought you here, you don't belong here and clearly lack an understanding of the culture

>> No.16177619
File: 625 KB, 1440x808, 1621610302510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16177619

>1755 scrambled eggs with a pound of butter

>> No.16177633

>>16177609
Yeah roodypoo, don't you know we only have spacing nazis here.

>> No.16177646

>>16177609
Yeah, I come from reddit. Guess what? I have contributed more to the content of this board in these last 4 months than you have in your entire /ck/ tenure. I come with fresh, innovative and cutting-edge ideas from /r/cooking. I bring recipes from parts of the world you've never heard of. I discuss vibrant diverse foods such as Ramen - have you even heard of it? And I'm not talking about freeze-dried instant noodles. I discuss Ethiopian cuisine. Ever hear of Doro Wot? Something tells me the answer is a resounding "no".

Do not talk down to those who come here to contribute in good faith. It's not a good look. Do yourself a favor and take a step back, take a deep breath and reassess. Look inwards and find out why you automatically act hostile towards those you see as outsiders. Your hate for anything "foreign" stems from xenophobia. This ain't it, chief.

Thanks.

>> No.16177653

>>16177646
damn son this fresh?

>> No.16177658

>>16177646
nigger faggot

>> No.16177662

>>16176690
kys nigger

>> No.16177672

>>16177646
this sure does take cake for the gayest shit these eyes have ever seen. try to be a little less flamboyant faggot

>> No.16177844

>>16173905
his size says otherwise.

>>16177609
I don't go to reddit, nice try though.
also I do understand the "culture" probably been here longer than you. but unlike you I pick and choose the faggotry I partake in, whereas you (it appears) wallow in all of it.

>> No.16177878

>>16177844
>*sheathes katana*
>heh.. you don’t understand how to pick your faggotry, kid

>> No.16177929

>>16177646
based San Francisco poster

>> No.16177953

>>16173905
Tell that to the French.
French food is built off the fact that smoking kills your ability to taste, therefore it actually has to be good to be palatable

>> No.16177958

>>16177953
That makes no sense but I am not going to act surprised.

>> No.16177960

>>16177619
>s-sir.. couldn't i-i-i-y-y-y-ou knooow
>GIVE you my uh, my uuuuh, a uhh, couple? of chickens?
>1755 is a um. uuuh uhhhm, welllll. uh. q-q-q-uite grankly a lot! HAHAHAHAhahaaha..
i am in actual awe at this size of this lad

>> No.16177976

>>16177619
Is this photoshopped or was he really rocking a fucking Totenkopf T-shirt?

>> No.16178014

>>16177646
if this aint pasta then by golly its sure gonna be

>> No.16178271

You can tell Jon dearly hopes for a normal person, one who is passionate as him and can walk to the reenactment site.

>> No.16178287

>>16177619
>You want eggs in the style of the year 1755?
>NO. I WANT ONE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED FIFTY-FIVE EGGS WITH A POUND OF BUTTER.

>> No.16178290

>>16177646
sneed

>> No.16178309

>>16176492
>makes a drink completely unrelated to anything political 4 years ago
>/pol/ still absolutely buttblasted thinking he was attacking their disposed cult leader
the absolute state

>> No.16178485
File: 20 KB, 845x144, state.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16178485

>>16177646
I google this and the first result was "State of the Art"

>> No.16178627

>>16177646
You need to go back

>> No.16178755

>>16177646
based

>> No.16178864

Friendly reminder that in real life, Jon Townsend is a far-right conservative gay hating bigot.

That's why the orange fool thing was confusing. It was the woman's idea (he co-hosted that episode with a woman who works on a living history place), not his. He is deeply homophobic (hence his appeals to tradition and a prior time when gay people were coincidentally all pressured even more so than now to be closeted), and knows if his personal political beliefs got out, he would be cancelled, so he couldn't come out and say "yeah orange fool was her idea I love Trump", and that's why it got messy.

He's obsessed with tradition because white straight men feel threatened that now they aren't the only ones allowed to have power.

>> No.16178882
File: 81 KB, 640x571, 200% American.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16178882

>>16177619
>eating enough to survive the whole winter, stay warm, wrestle wildlife, and survive a small black powder injury
Peak 18th century.

>> No.16178906

>>16178485
Hey, that's the book I recommend to people when I want to get them into the Culture

>> No.16178921

>>16177976
that's not a totenkopf retard. No cross boans

>> No.16179260

>>16177646
High level posting.

>> No.16179325

>>16178864
Gonna watch his vids more now, thank god he’s based

>> No.16179373

>>16178906
Based random Iain Banks poster

>> No.16179435

>>16173072
That guy is my favourite, bar Jon.

>> No.16179462

>>16173072
he's based though

>> No.16179488

Fat people, those funky people

Fat people, people, are less than equal

>> No.16179495

>>16178921
Hard to tell just from that image

>> No.16179505

>>16177646
>It's not a good look

You talk like a faggot. Let me guess, you use buzz phrases like “read the room” in unrelated convos too right?

>>16178309
He posted a two word bait phrase and you took it. You’re the real idiot here

>> No.16179590

>>16177658
>>16177672
>>16178627
Low effort insults.

>>16177929
Close. LA.

>>16179505
>You talk like a X
>Let me guess,
>read the room
>"buzz phrases"
Oh, the sweet irony.

>> No.16180203
File: 6 KB, 124x126, photoshop workshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16180203

>>16177960

>> No.16180227

>>16179590
Look at those extraordinarily long sentences you constructed. Keep it up buddy, and I'm sure you get accepted in the college of your choice.

>> No.16180236

>>16180227
Brevity is the soul of wit, prolixfag.

>> No.16180258

>>16180236
one fish, two fish. you just know to repeat shit you once heard.

>> No.16180308

>>16177646
Have you ever had Ethiopian cuisine? Neither have they.

>> No.16180507

>>16177646
Pasta al dente af

>> No.16180644

>>16173646
fpbp

>> No.16180778

>>16177646
I can't tell if this is bait or you're just really fucking gay

>> No.16181534

>>16179505
>Doesn't understand when people say "read the room"
Let me guess. You casually use racial slurs during conversation with people IRL and wonder why no one wants to hang out with you.

>> No.16181651

>>16177533
>wow a single letter is one place later than it should be my 50 IQ brain cant figure out what it means

>> No.16182222
File: 3.90 MB, 200x200, vincemckek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16182222

>>16178287

>> No.16182704

>>16176492
>REEEEEEEEEE
Do Americans really get mad over the name of a drink?

>> No.16182711

Townsends is peak reddit

>> No.16182719

>>16177646
Is this fresh pasta?
Saved

>> No.16182733

>>16178864
Do you write Trump + Townsend fanfiction too?

>> No.16182759

>>16182711
you don't say that

>> No.16182763

>>16182733
Not yet. Give me time.

>> No.16182772

>>16182711
damn, guess i'm not allowed to enjoy it anymore

>> No.16182778
File: 885 KB, 480x854, lowres.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16182778

>>16177646

>> No.16182788
File: 1.90 MB, 540x960, 1621054184249.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16182788

>>16176690
Great comeback faggot

>> No.16182863

>>16182788
I want to be angry, but it just makes me feel sad.

>> No.16183177

>>16178864
nice copy pasta

>>16181651
do you need a sarcasm detector?

>> No.16183194

>>16182788
tiktok is a disease

>> No.16183254

>>16182772
You redditors don't usually have this kind of awareness. Good job, dumbass.

>> No.16183321
File: 314 KB, 900x506, photomania-038ab6d90d5430e505d80ac504781a40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16183321

>>16182711
u-um welllll, ................. ............. you might erm, you might say that, kind of, that I APPEAR to be, um, I s-s-seem like I MIGHT be from uh, from Reddit. b-b-but um,........................... ...th-that's not actually true! :D

>> No.16183383
File: 621 KB, 1425x1463, 1620348386517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16183383

>16177646
obvious low effort bait

>> No.16184285

>>16177646
I'm totally gonna make a copypasta of this for every board now.

>> No.16184491

>>16184285
I’m interested in seeing the brony version

>> No.16184510

>>16182778
I think I took too much

>> No.16185180

>>16184491
Yeah, I come from reddit. Guess what? I have contributed more to the content of this board in these last 4 months than you have in your entire /mlp/ tenure. I come with fresh, innovative and cutting-edge ideas from /r/mylittlepony. I bring memes from parts of the fandom you've never heard of. I discuss vibrant diverse species such as Kirins - have you even heard of them? And I'm not talking about magical Chinese dragons. I discuss fimfiction classics. Ever hear of The Immortal Game? Something tells me the answer is a resounding "no".

Do not talk down to those who come here to contribute in good faith. It's not a good look. Do yourself a favor and take a step back, take a deep breath and reassess. Look inwards and find out why you automatically act hostile towards those you see as outsiders. Your hate for anything "foreign" stems from xenophobia. This ain't it, chief.

Thanks.

>> No.16185188
File: 12 KB, 236x251, 1593836008373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

townsend sucks ass
for me it's walter

>> No.16185210

>>16177646
Thank you for contributing the /ck/ version of the Navy Seal copypasta. You will forever be remembered for meme culture and little else.

>> No.16185212

>>16185180
And thus the pasta was consecrated

>> No.16185235

>>16185210
and this proves my point that 4chan memes come from reddit now.

>> No.16185258

>>16177653
>>16178014
>>16180507
>>16182719
>>16184285
>>16185210
mmmmm. this spaget is delish.

>> No.16185280

>>16185258
You also have the sauce. Enjoy, friend.

>> No.16185369

>>16185235
4chan memes making fun of niggerfaggot redditors like >>16177646 does not equal "reddit makes 4chan memes". Who doesn't love to laugh at the mentally ill?

>> No.16185559

>>16177646
put me in the screencap dad

>> No.16185570

>>16182788
I feel bad for the family. Jesus.

>> No.16186288

>>16185570
Their fault they raised a whore. Be a better parent.

>> No.16187248

>>16177646
mmmhh, fresh pasta, just like my grandma used to make it

>> No.16187273
File: 216 KB, 568x1023, 121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>16183177

>> No.16187349

>>16187248
But I've seen it before.

>> No.16187530

>>16187349
that's probably because your grandma used to make it too

>> No.16187535

>>16173834
>>16173905
kek, i thought you were talking about smoking meats

>> No.16187634

>>16177976
take your meds rabbi

>> No.16187636
File: 53 KB, 620x414, takeshi-kitano-beat-yuriko-koike-donald-trump-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
[ERROR]

>>16177646
>Ever hear of Doro Wot?

>> No.16187786

>>16177646
Excellent bait now fuck off you fucking nigger