Please stop Grubhub

[Anonymous No.16183552]

Like clockwork. 10:30am, I am forced to buy McDonald’s on Grubhub.
Crispy Chicken sandwich
Two baskets of fries
Small Diet Coke, extra ice
They need to be stopped. This is making me sick

[Anonymous No.16183557]

>>16183552
do you fat fucks eat this shit for every meal? If so, how can you afford it? Aren't you NEETs?

[Anonymous No.16183566]

>>16183557
Grubhub makes me, without my consent, spend about $1600 a month on McDonald’s orders

[Anonymous No.16183572]

>>16183557
Ever heard of a credit card? Afterpay?

[Anonymous No.16183574]

>>16183566
what a waste. Where do you get the money from. Unemployment benefits?

[Anonymous No.16183581]

There's no justice, anon, the courts are on their side and the corrupt politicians will always work to the best of their ability to keep the little guy down. I say you take this matter into your own hands and pay grubhub a visit Taxi Driver style baby WOO

[Anonymous No.16183582]

>>16183572
No, can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.16183583]

>>16183574
I am a full stack engineer.

[Anonymous No.16183588]

>>16183552
>he's back

[Anonymous No.16183590]

>>16183583
sounds autistic, pal

[Anonymous No.16183592]

>>16183583
youd feel better if you lost some weight

[Anonymous No.16183594]

>>16183552
How are you able to function as a human being with this little willpower

[Anonymous No.16183597]

>>16183590
I am not autistic

[Anonymous No.16183598]

>>16183552
No big mac?

[Anonymous No.16183601]

>>16183583
More like full fat engineer

[Anonymous No.16183606]

>>16183594
imagine the smell of his ass

[Anonymous No.16183611]

>>16183592
>>16183601
Yes, I did gain about 80lbs since quarantine started. It’s all because of Grubhub
>>16183594
I am not weak willed Grubhub just advertises all day on my Hulu and everywhere else in my life and there is no escaping

[Anonymous No.16183616]

>>16183611
turn off the Hulu. take regular walking breaks. drink water.

[Anonymous No.16183618]

>>16183611
come over to >>>/fit/fast/ fren
it'll help you lose weight and drop the grubhub addiction

[Anonymous No.16183619]

>>16183616
Thank you friend, I will give that a try

[Anonymous No.16183620]

>>16183552
> Sandwich
It's a fucking burger you retard.

[Anonymous No.16183623]

>>16183611
Anon if hearing a pre-scripted message telling you to waste money and ruin your health is all it takes to make you to do it, you are incredibly weak willed.

[Anonymous No.16183631]

I gained 60lbs since quarantine started. I can't stop ordering Chinese food and other shit from ubereats. They spam my phone with reminders and coupons. I want to cry.

[Anonymous No.16183639]

>>16183631
It's all a racket. These goddamn apps and the endless notifications and ads. This ad mocks me and knows I'm a fat piece of shit and it shoves it right in my face. They know they won't let me leave either.
I hate it and I get sick to my stomach every time I see an ad or popup because I know I have to order.

[Anonymous No.16183651]

>>16183639
never too late to make a change

[Anonymous No.16183663]

>>16183631
>>16183639
You guys know you can just uninstall the apps right?

[Anonymous No.16183664]

>>16183651
I don't know what to do to avoid the food brainwashing. Everywhere online is ads to go eat food. I go into the real world and it's all ads and people eating. Even socializing involves eating. Willpower can only take you so far. I try to fast and not eat but by the time lunch time rolls around im bored of life and need something to feel good so I end up ordering Popeyes

[Anonymous No.16183666]

>>16183664
Try drugs instead

[Anonymous No.16183668]

>>16183663
these people are fat

[Anonymous No.16183671]

>>16183664
give /fit/'s fasting community a shot if you havent before. i've lost 20+ pounds during quarantine.
i also think really internalizing why fast food is so unhealthy would be to your benefit

[Anonymous No.16183678]

>>16183663
The emails never stop though.

[Anonymous No.16183681]

>>16183678
You can block or filter them

I thought you were an engineer, aren't they supposed to be smart?

[Anonymous No.16183691]

>>16183583
>full stack
So, an engineer.

The whole full stack term needs to fucking die.

>I'm a full stack cook
>I can cook veggies, pasta and meat.

[Anonymous No.16183737]

>>16183681
Yes, but for whatever fucking reason grubhub emails still sneak into my inbox, no matter the number of times I unsubscribe or send to spam

>>16183691
It's just what my job title is. I don't make up the titles, but I agree. It's a pretty old term.

[Anonymous No.16183749]

>>16183691
>t. techlet

there's a lot of things that go into it, there's a world of difference between front end and full stack that goes beyond
>hurr just combine ingredients and cook them

[Anonymous No.16183750]

>>16183737
Anon set up a filter to block any email with grubhub in it. Again, you're an engineer I shouldn't have to walk you through this like a small child lmao

[Anonymous No.16183808]

>>16183552
Hello GrubHub shill nice to see you made another thread

[Anonymous No.16183829]

>>16183808
take your meds, I am not a shill. I just want them to stop

[Anonymous No.16183878]

OP is fat and I would not have sex with him

[Anonymous No.16183984]

>>16183878
I'm not looking to have sex with anyone

[Anonymous No.16183995]

>>16183572
DO NOT buy food on credit. Do these kids not know anything?

[Anonymous No.16184008]

>>16183995
Why not? Almost all of my purchases go onto my credit card.

[Anonymous No.16184071]

>>16183639
It's time anon.

[Anonymous No.16184332]

>>16184071
sosietiy

[Anonymous No.16184347]

>>16183749
if you're not "full stack" you're a literal brainlet. Webdev is already retardedly easy

[Anonymous No.16184357]

>>16184347
guys, this is a fat autism thread, not a fat developer autism thread.

[Anonymous No.16184648]

>>16183552
it's called personal responsibility, shamu

[Anonymous No.16185963]

>>16183552
>Two baskets of fries
>baskets
Now that's a nice work of fiction you've got written there.

[Anonymous No.16185968]

>>16185963
french frys are fuckin dope

[Anonymous No.16186091]

It's honestly amazing how many excuses you fat lazy obese retards can give to not move your ass to get fast food yourselves instead of paying someone $15 to drive it to you.

[Anonymous No.16186104]

>>16186091
I do not have a car nor license

[Anonymous No.16187395]

>>16185968
They are, but McDonald's sure as fuck doesn't offer them in BASKETS. That's a Dairy Queen thing.

[Anonymous No.16187465]

>>16186104
I don't know much about american suburbs, but maybe there are some bus stations nearby?
For me, the act of eating not homemade food is always a journey of sorts. You get to walk to the place, the path is also a part of the journey. Then the place also has it's own atmosphere, either artsy and artificial, like in a coffee house or more utilitarian and somewhat entropic, like in a diner.
Just ordering your food at home strips a lot from the experience.

[Anonymous No.16189045]

>>16183583
Full stack of what, pancakes?

[Anonymous No.16189244]

>>16183601
S A V A G E
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[Anonymous No.16189260]

>>16183620
Burgers are made with hamBURGER.

[Anonymous No.16189265]

>>16183691
>I'm a full stack cook
seething brainlet failure

[Anonymous No.16189272]

>>16187395
Please get cultured

[Anonymous No.16189274]

>>16187395
its a paper basket dufus, that is, and always has been what they are called.

[Anonymous No.16189278]

>>16183639
based marketing teams killing fatties by the thousands.
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.16189284]

>>16189272
this basketbro gets it

[Anonymous No.16189292]

I was so confused if this thread was a LARP or something of a depressed fatso. If you have the money to spend on delivery every day, you could set it aside and prepare good healthy meals (you could even meal prep if you are that busy). Also, look into how weak-willed you are that you feel compelled to buy fast food every day.

[Anonymous No.16189315]

>>16183995
>pay everything with my credit card
>pay the balance on pay day
It's that fucking easy.

[Anonymous No.16189379]

>>16189315
Yeah except most people buy stupid shit on pay day and don't pay back their credit cards then wonder why their credit went to shit.
>>16183552
I loved the first iteration of this thread and I'm loving this one too. It's endlessly amusing to see someone who is so utterly helpless to improve their situation

[Anonymous No.16189830]

>>16183664
do you buy a new car every time you see an ad for one? how are you this susceptible to ads

[Anonymous No.16189847]

>>16183552
"I am forced"
More like "I can't take responsibility for my addiction"

[Anonymous No.16189849]

>>16184008
Credit score.

[Anonymous No.16189852]

>>16189045
lmao

[Anonymous No.16190433]

>>16189849
As long as you don't max it out your credit card and pay off your balance every month you're good.

[Anonymous No.16190457]

>>16189045
* chk chk BOOM *
Got em

[Anonymous No.16190461]

>>16190433
You may be "good" but you will never improve any.
You should only put spend a fraction of your limit each month and you should do it regularly. Credit cards are best for small but constant payments like phone bills. After a few years your score will improve, your spending limit will raise, and you can put another bill on it.

[Anonymous No.16192078]

>>16183552
Why not just drive there and get it yourself for a fraction of the price?

[Anonymous No.16192661]

>>16183639
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.16192956]

>>16183639
Is this some kind of coded message? Have you been kidnapped? If yes, post a frog

[Anonymous No.16192983]

>>16190461
I max it out and pay off entire balance in one day each month, makes.credit build faster

[Anonymous No.16192990]

>>16189849
Actually, regularly putting purchases on credit and quickly paying it off every time improves your credit rating. It's stupid, but banks don't have to be smart. They just have to be too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.16193009]

>>16183611
>>16183631
Take the Nokiapill. Smartphones are a plague.

While you're at it, download Cold Turkey, block Hulu and 4chan and start reading and cooking instead.

There's no shame in helping your willpower along a little with some apps, just gotta make some decisions.

[Anonymous No.16193162]

Submit to Grubhub. It's the only way. We're heading for World War 3 with China in November so stuff your fat face while you can.