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For me it's chocolated laxative, the best after meal treat.

>> No.16194810

>>16194777
Trips don't lie.
Also based

>> No.16194828

>>16194777
I would love to eat those while wearing an adult diaper and take a shit then hose myself off with a garden hose in the yard.

>> No.16194863

Do americans really put sugar in their medicine?

>> No.16194866

>>16194777
suppository is the only way to go

>> No.16194876

>>16194863
We put HFCS in our medicine

>> No.16194901

>>16194777
Imagine mixing this into brownies at a potluck or to put in the break room at the office. Watching all those people shit themselves from the sidelines

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>>16194901
Devilish

>> No.16195124

If you need to regularly take laxatives to relieve "occasional constipation" then you are basically worthless as a human. How does it feel to know that your most important organ doesn't even work and depends on drugs for proper functioning? It's no different from being blind or retarded, or a disgusting junkie.

>> No.16195139

>>16195124
I take them about once a week so I can have a fancy weekend shit.

>> No.16195143

>>16194777
i sure hope you don't
extended stimulant laxative use will make you dependent on it

>> No.16195276

>>16194828
Bro everything you need to live that dream is available at your local Walmart for less than 20 bucks.

>> No.16195643

>>16195124
Get a load of this guy having boring brown solid lumps. One day you'll see how since it is to have diarrhea once in a while

https://youtu.be/QwxqfEMiO0g

>> No.16195833

>>16194777
my mom kept these (it was either these or those chocolate "diet supplements") in the pantry when i was growing up. i didn't know what they were but sometimes i would sneak one for myself as a treat. she never noticed because i guess she never took them anyway

>> No.16195846

>>16194777
A friend of mine gave an entire box of this to a literal retard nigger that was always walking around my town. Saw him a day or two later and asked if he wanted more and he said “No mannn make me poop real bad.”

>> No.16195913

Do people eat so little fibers they need laxatives to poo properly or is it purely for medical conditions?
I shit 1-2 times a day without obesity at 3 standard meals.

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>>16194901
>>16194913

Did it before. Problem is making sure it gets to the right person. I used M&Ms on my brownies to color the 1/2 I put the exlax chocolate sauce. I got 5/6 targets and 1 innocent. Everyone suspected the shrimp cocktails, not Anon's rich brownies.

Also spiked an office party with LSD. Shit was wild.

>> No.16195999

>>16195969
And this is why you don't eat potluck. Crazy as fuck people pulling experiments.

>> No.16196002

>>16194777
>he doesn't put it in a landslide.
https://youtu.be/SF24fZvfoHs

>> No.16196125

>>16195124
>>16195913
I take these for wieght control, not constipation.

>> No.16196150

>>16194777
This is how you get hemorrhoids.

>> No.16196164

>>16194777
They taste like Hersheys chocolate

>> No.16196176

>>16196125
Does it allow you to absorb less calories from food because you shit it out quicker?

>> No.16196189

>>16194901
I've had a similar experience. Buddy of mine used to work at a ford dealership and one of his coworker would go in his desk and eat all his snacks. So i told him to bake brownies and put these bad boys on top and let them melt like an icing and just leave them in his desk. So he showed up the next day with a bunch of brownies and stashed em in his drawer. Apparently a few hours later the coworker snuck in there and ate HALF THE FUCKING TRAY. He shit himself twice in 30 minutes, had to go home early because of it and shit himself again on the way home. To top it off, the truck he drove home. Worked great.

>> No.16196245

>>16196189
Woops didn't finish the 2nd to last sentence: to top it off, the truck he was driving was from the dealership so they had to clean all the crap out of it the next day.

>> No.16196246

>>16196176
Yes pretty much. Very common in the pro ana community.

>> No.16196268

>>16196246
What are the health downsides to doing this? Can I remain healthy by shitting my food out faster?

>> No.16196291

>>16196268
The biggest health risks are dehydration and electrolyde imbalance. Drinking sugar free gadorade through out the day can help reduce those risks.

>> No.16196346

>>16196291
Thanks for the reply! What about colon cancer?

>> No.16196381

>>16196346
Not sure. I doubt it raises the risk of colon cancer any more than obesity raises the risk of heart disease, the leading cause of death in the developed world.

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>>16194777
For me it's "Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS)"

>> No.16196443

>>16196268
you will have to use them forever because you won't be able to shit without them if you use them continuously

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>>16194777

>> No.16196483

>>16196435
What's the real reason they don't want us drinking bleach? We already have stronger acid in our stomachs. I think there's secret benefits they don't want us to enjoy. Possible ESP enabler? Consciousness hijacker?

>> No.16196500

>>16194777
I see prank potential in those, like a valentines gift.

>> No.16196540

do americans really

>> No.16196542
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16196542

For me it's pizza after a nice meal.

>> No.16196553

>>16196483
Bleach is alkaline though, so you will ruin your stomach by neutralizing everything in there

>> No.16196558

>>16196268
it's a bad bad idea, don't get into this pls

>> No.16196827

>>16196558
>just stay fat bro

>> No.16196882

>>16196827
there are much better ways of losing weight that will cause less damage in the long run, and (You) already know that.

>> No.16197745

>>16196125
Laxatives don't help you lose anything but water weight. Waste of time taking them.

>> No.16197758

>>16196268
I abused laxatives for 3 years. Over time you become more constipated and dependent on them. You will start needing to take more and more for it to work. They do not actually help you lose weight, but it can sure destroy your appetite knowing if you eat any food you'll have to take a laxative or risk bloating.

Puking up your food is unironically more effective and less expensive.

>> No.16197780

>>16195124
>posting in a chocolated laxative thread on 4chan
>having the high ground to call other people worthless
pick one

>> No.16197790

>>16196827
eat a fucking salad

>> No.16198372

>>16194863
>NOOO you are an adult so you have to be miserable when you take medication!!!!!