/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16232841]

Stop drinking soda. Fucking grow up.

[Anonymous No.16232846]

dilate

[Anonymous No.16232847]

>>16232841
Based whore.

[Anonymous No.16232849]

I don't drink soda cause my roommate use to constantly, then he got kidney stones a couple year ago. Can still vividly remember the sound of his screaming whilst in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.16232861]

She's right. I worked for a summer at restaurant with primarily American tourist clientele. A lot of them were drinking an entire litre of coke for breakfast at 8AM. It's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16232862]

>>16232841
she's right tho desu

[Anonymous No.16232864]

>>16232861
fill up my cup wagie

[Anonymous No.16232867]

Diet soda is based

[Anonymous No.16232873]

>>16232841
she's right, unironically huge red flag

[Anonymous No.16232881]

>>16232873
Yeah? Puts you off men does it? Faggot

[Anonymous No.16232895]

>>16232841
Soda is cancer. I can respect just water, tea, coffee, etc. but soda is noxiously sweet and indicates a terrible palette.

[Anonymous No.16232901]

>severs a relationship over soda, complains about the soda drinker to a public audience
>'grow up'

shit like THAT is a turn-off

[Anonymous No.16232920]

>>16232841
don't tell me what to do gaylord

[Anonymous No.16233001]

>reddit screenshot thread
>r/redscare
kys OP

[Anonymous No.16233012]

>four big glasses
That's gonna be like two liters? Have some limits you disgusting obese fuck.

[Anonymous No.16233031]

>>16232841
I like pop. One and done for me though

[Anonymous No.16233035]

she's right but
>redscare
no

[Anonymous No.16233038]

>>16233031
>pop

Yankees...

[Anonymous No.16233040]

I think the turnoff is less drinking soda and more just gorging yourself on coke

[Anonymous No.16233074]

>thought the women being turned off and dumping men for itty bitty teeny tiny things they didn't like was a meme
>gf asked me to hand her something from the back of the top of the pantry
>it's just barely out of reach so i stretch to get it
>"um, anon? Never do that again"
>"huh?"
>"don't ever get on your tippy toes again. That's what children do."
>"You asked me to hand it to you."
>"If you can't reach grab a stool. Ugh.*stomps off*"
Listen, women are fickle. I'm not even short, I'm 6'1. If we hadn't already been dating for months I'm convinced she would have dumped me then and there. The only way to survive is to change your entire persona(mistake) or just stop caring when they leave you for a minor transgression. Women are evil.

[Anonymous No.16233081]

>>16233074
It is a meme and your gf is a meme and you've made a huge mistake.

[Anonymous No.16233122]

>>16232841
I'm addicted to diet coke.
I add a tiny bit of wine or rum and it tastes even better.
I want to quit it but I can't. Help!

[Anonymous No.16233126]

>>16233038
We won. Get over it

[Anonymous No.16233128]

>>16233074
Your gf sounds like a retard. I get on my tippy toes all the time, sometimes I hold it for an extended period of time. My calves are shredded btw.

[Anonymous No.16233133]

>>16232841
Coke kills

[Anonymous No.16233139]

>>16232841
For me, I'll have a single glass of Sprite or Sierra Mist. The sharp acidity is good at cleansing the palate, and it helps to keep my stomach in check. Most restaurant food is too rich for my stomach.

[Anonymous No.16233142]

>>16233126
>we won
>yankees
don't look too good now lol

[Anonymous No.16233161]

>>16232841
I stopped drinking it because it one of the worst things you can eat. not because some transsexual thinks it's "yucky".

>>16232849
unrelated

>>16232861
living rent free

[Anonymous No.16233170]

I rarely ever drink soda but I'd drink a 2 liter just to own some roastie if I knew it pissed them off that much. Somebody post that webm of that bitch boy blotting the grease from a pizza next to that big guy at in and out.

[Anonymous No.16233173]

Probably saw her ugly as and was trying to recoup some of his losses for the meal.

[Anonymous No.16233184]

>>16233161
Nah bro look it up, drink too much sugary drinks and you'll get kidney stones. Shit is terrifying, at least to me. Hearing someone pass a kidney stone makes me never want to experience it.

[Anonymous No.16233187]

>>16233139
>sprite
>sierra mist
>sharp
Nigga I'm a supertaster, Sierra Mist is as cloying as they get, it's up there with Mellow Yellow and Vernor's in sweetness. If sharp is what you're after get a birch beer or ginger ale.

[Anonymous No.16233205]

>>16233074
>not putting the item right back where it was and telling her to get the stool

[Anonymous No.16233229]

>>16233128
Based. Always walked on tip toes as a kid, so much that it worried my parents, then I got fat (lost it by now) so I had another few pounds which I carried around every day. Sometimes I go to /fit/ just to watch calvelets seethe.

[Anonymous No.16233254]

>>16233038
Pop is a midwestcuck term. No one in the northeast calls it that.

[Anonymous No.16233266]

Careful

[Anonymous No.16233268]

>>16232841
Soda is only acceptable as a mixer for alcohol

[Anonymous No.16233269]

>water or soda
>not a cocktail

[Anonymous No.16233272]

>caring what women think

[Anonymous No.16233275]

>He orders pink lemonade

[Anonymous No.16233276]

>>16233254
You're all Yankees in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.16233283]

>he has his water “with lemon”

[Anonymous No.16233285]

>>16233142
Looks worse in the south imo

[Anonymous No.16233288]

>>16233276
You're just shitposting. Literally no one, not even the deep south, uses the term Yankee for anything other than baseball anymore.
t. Florida cracker

[Anonymous No.16233290]

>>16232841
>full sized glasses
Yeah, full of ice

[Anonymous No.16233292]

>>16233283
>>16233275
who would want to date these dumb bitches anyway.

[Anonymous No.16233296]

>>16233275
>ion
Took me a solid 15 seconds to interpret

[Anonymous No.16233299]

>>16233288
Yeah we do
t. South Carolina cracker

[Anonymous No.16233306]

>He eats salads

[Anonymous No.16233318]

>>16233299
>t. South Carolina cracker
That's not what cracker means. That's a term that is actually exclusive to Florida

[Anonymous No.16233321]

I'm going to double me pop intake just to spite all these fucks

[Anonymous No.16233324]

>>16233318
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.16233334]

>>16233296
Wanna share your interpetation? I don't speak ebonics but I'm deeply invested in learning about their culture.

[Anonymous No.16233341]

>He celebrates his birthday at a restaurant

[Anonymous No.16233343]

>>16232841
tfw no Anna gf :(

[Anonymous No.16233344]

>>16233334
ion = I don't
>I'm going to be honest I don't even like when guys order pink lemonade. I feel embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.16233345]

>>16233341
Are men not permitted to have a birthday dinner? What are we supposed to be doing instead? This boggles my mind

[Anonymous No.16233350]

>>16233321
>just to sprite all these fucks

[Anonymous No.16233356]

>>16233074
You’re going to spend presumably the rest of your life with this woman? Wake up, brother.

[Anonymous No.16233374]

>He got icecream

[Anonymous No.16233380]

>He eats crab legs

[Anonymous No.16233383]

>>16233341
epic ratio

[Anonymous No.16233389]

>>16233074
>women are fickle
True but you're an even bigger faggot for putting up with that shit, men like you are the problem

[Anonymous No.16233392]

>He cooks

[Anonymous No.16233396]

>>16233341
Okay this one i don't even understand. I can understand how all the others are emasculating but my boy can't even have a dinner for his birthday without drying up a pussy? Damn.

[Anonymous No.16233409]

>He took his food home

[Anonymous No.16233410]

>>16233074
>I'm not even short, I'm 6'1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.16233414]

>>16233341
What even goes through their minds? What is a man to them?

[Anonymous No.16233415]

>>16232841
She's right
But, I am not an ugly skinnyfat

[Anonymous No.16233419]

>>16233396
>>16233414
Celebrating your birthday, huh? What are you excited for, some dick?

[Anonymous No.16233420]

>>16233074
>I'm not even short, I'm 6'1
WOAH! BIG BOY! NO MORE BOOSTER SEAT FOR YOU!

[Anonymous No.16233424]

Why is it all BPT in this thread? Like who gives a fuck what BIPOC think? 85% degens.

[Anonymous No.16233432]

>>16233374
If the woman I'm dating doesn't jump at a random chance to buy from an ice cream truck then the relationship is over then and there.

[Anonymous No.16233443]

>>16233187
>birch beer
do you mean spruce beer?

[Anonymous No.16233447]

>>16233374
Oh nonono.. icecreamtruckbros... We got too cocky and now we'll never mate with her..

[Anonymous No.16233450]

>>16232841
Based woman, obese man children will seethe

[Anonymous No.16233452]

anyone who ghosts another person for any reason cannot tell anyone else to grow up, ever

[Anonymous No.16233453]

>>16233187
Really retarded post

[Anonymous No.16233463]

>>16233392
This kind of seethe definitely originates from someone have the cooking ability of a 10 year old

[Anonymous No.16233464]

>>16233374
This is the only objectively true one. Just buy it from the store.

[Anonymous No.16233466]

>>16233447
Could've just eaten the choco taco instead

[Anonymous No.16233479]

>>16233466
chocotacos changed the formula and haven't been good in decades.

If you were making a racist comment instead please, grow up.

[Anonymous No.16233488]

>>16233292
Unfortunately plenty of guys will line up for boring hoes with nasty attitudes. Every social media platform is brimming with thousands of thirsty dudes begging for the CHANCE to get near pussy, where do you think that sense of entitlement comes from?

[Anonymous No.16233490]

>>16233040
>pepsifags

[Anonymous No.16233494]

>>16233074
Fuck dude I’m 5”5

[Anonymous No.16233498]

>>16233494
You never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.16233537]

>>16233498
I’m quite a funny dude

[Anonymous No.16233544]

>>16233537
Funny lookin lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.16233550]

>>16233074
>>16233410
>>16233420
>>16233494
>>16233498
>TFW I'm 5" 10'
It hurts

[Anonymous No.16233559]

So what are the official rules so far?
>no soda
>no shakes
>no pink lemonade
>no water with lemon
>no salad
>no birthday dinner
>no ice cream trucks
>no crab legs
>no cooking and enjoying it
>no takeout boxes
And if I follow these rules carefully, I might get my own chance at a one-night stand with a ratchety-ass nog woman?

[Anonymous No.16233578]

imagine eating food lmao

[Anonymous No.16233593]

>>16233559
Yep. If you want to date shit people, you'll have to follow their nebulous shit standards.

[Anonymous No.16233600]

>>16233205
Go away chad.

[Anonymous No.16233610]

>>16233559
Here’s some help, virgin

[Anonymous No.16233615]

>>16233392
I cook sometimes but I don't get excited about it.
Actually, I don't get excited about anything, maybe I should just kill myself.

[Anonymous No.16233633]

>>16233559
A real man goes on a date and doesnt order anything. Just stares at his date eating.

[Anonymous No.16233677]

>>16233414
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

[Anonymous No.16233688]

>>16232841
Honestly don't blame her. Soda is for children

[Anonymous No.16233731]

>>16233615
Now THIS is a real man

[Anonymous No.16233756]

>>16233559
>no crab legs
I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t permit those kinds of narrow minded views here, my twink bf and his sister will show you out

[Anonymous No.16233764]

>>16233296
that's mr hazzikostas to you

[Anonymous No.16233765]

/r/redscare is super funny, you should all come join us there :D

[Anonymous No.16233768]

>>16232841
Plot twist: They agreed to share the bill and she got annoyed because she's self conscious about her weight so sticks to water.

[Anonymous No.16233783]

>>16233074
That's when you throw that shit at her bitch face, fucking bitch
I hate women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.16233807]

>>16233074
I’m trying so hard not to be a homosexual and carry on the bloodline and make grandpa proud, but this shit just makes it seem impossible.

[Anonymous No.16233909]

>>16232841
This seems like a good way to make sure you don't end up with a karen. Some of them are good at hiding their kareness.

[Anonymous No.16233951]

>>16233392
>mfw all these posts oroginate from 'groid women

[Anonymous No.16233956]

>>16233951
Embarrassing image to have saved.

[Anonymous No.16233991]

>>16233956
>come to 4Chan and hates anime
/ck/ will always be a weeb board.

[Anonymous No.16234012]

>>16233951
That one was being posted by a white male though. One who thinks he's a conquistador.

[Anonymous No.16234017]

>>16233266
jokes on them im BI

[Anonymous No.16234054]

>>16232849
Some people are predisposed to that shit. I don't drink soda, but I average 2 stones a year. Yes, I hydrate regularly. The peeing them out is not super painful. It's the pain in the side until it drops into your bladder that causes major bm issues. If you got a large one, just get drunk to pass it. Your roommate was a bitch.

[Anonymous No.16234071]

She's right
Soda is disgusting

[Anonymous No.16234077]

>>16233283
Based.

[Anonymous No.16234086]

>>16233409
always finishing my plate is why i was like 150lbs at 9 years old
i was raised by women and never had the fork taken away from me and now i'm here

[Anonymous No.16234090]

>>16233074
no more getting shit off the top shelf for her
and if she stands on her tippy toes trying to get it herself, kick her feet out from under her
or dump this stupid bitch now instead of commiting a crime just to prove a point I guess

[Anonymous No.16234091]

>>16234012
andrew tate isn't white, his father is black

[Anonymous No.16234117]

>>16234071
Is that really the vintner?

[Anonymous No.16234130]

>>16233610
This is surprisingly accurate, I basically just rape my girlfriend when I want to have sex with her now.

[Anonymous No.16234131]

>>16233012
Big glasses filled to the brim with chopped ice

[Anonymous No.16234145]

>>16233559
women 101
they don't actually care when men they want to fuck or a man who puts them in their place does any of those things, they care when a beta does them and they feel repulsed

[Anonymous No.16234150]

>>16233229
>tfw fat
>still walk on tip toes
i never thought id find the true master race in this thread

[Anonymous No.16234218]

Sigma males drink absinthe (with high thujone) dripped over a sugar cube

[Anonymous No.16234227]

>>16233288
Yeah we do
t. Fellow Florida cracker

[Anonymous No.16234232]

>>16232841
Stop drinking coffee too. It's really no different from soda if you get it from Dunkin' or Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.16234238]

>>16234232
I only drink black coffee

[Anonymous No.16234288]

i like cola. It contrasts salty food well.

[Anonymous No.16234305]

>>16233038
my dad from wales calls it pop. Don't know why, i just wish he didn't.

[Anonymous No.16234357]

>>16233266
Now it makes sense why my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[Anonymous No.16234366]

>>16233306
Honestly though, why order a salad at a restaurant? They cost just as much as a meal and rarely come with meat.

[Anonymous No.16234381]

>>16234131
>b...b....but ice!

Manchildren are a big turn off to women.

[Anonymous No.16234382]

>>16232841
she thinks drinking soda is a turn off for all the wrong reasons. why are women so fucking stupid. obviously it's unhealthy to drink 3-4 full sized glasses, but that has nothing to do with age.

I bet this stupid bitch drinks 3-4 glasses of wine or alcohol, what a nasty ass cunt.

[Anonymous No.16234384]

I didn't drink it until I started dating my gf, she's got as fuck and likes Pepsi max

[Anonymous No.16234389]

>>16234218
meme thread and stuff.. but seriously where can I get some absinthe with that psychedelic shit still in it?

[Anonymous No.16234390]

>>16232861
>somebody spent the time to make this mod

[Anonymous No.16234406]

>>16234389
Probably in europe since absinthe in America has to have a low amount of wormwood. I just started drinking that shit because I love Victorian era shit.

[Anonymous No.16234422]

>>16233466
The chance of food poisoning is way lower from the ice cream man.

[Anonymous No.16234424]

>>16232841
I know soda is bad, but why should I care what a roastie thinks?

[Anonymous No.16234445]

>>16233498
with what
i have a gf

[Anonymous No.16234452]

>>16233272
>"her"

[Anonymous No.16234461]

>>16232841
Now how many times a week does she order a Frappuccino or even latte? They have just as much or more sugar than a soda per oz.

[Anonymous No.16234468]

>>16234424
She might give you attention one day, that's why.

[Anonymous No.16234470]

I went on a date with a girl and ordered a glass of wine, she ordered a sprite. I thought it was cute.

[Anonymous No.16234493]

>>16233559
Show them your penthouse in the city and they'll quickly forget about your food preferences.

[Anonymous No.16234497]

>>16234470
She knew that buzzed driving is drunk driving.

[Anonymous No.16234500]

>>16234470
taking your niece out for pizza is not a date you fucking nonce

[Anonymous No.16234502]

>>16232861
>coke for breakfast at 8AM

I have my limits, I would never drink a soda before 5PM

[Anonymous No.16234506]

>>16234468
What if I don't want her attention? What if I want her to leave me alone and mind her own business? Also, twitter users make me flaccid as wilted plant. :)

[Anonymous No.16234508]

>>16233074
Does she bring a stool into stores to reach something high? Does she expect you to do the same?

[Anonymous No.16234519]

>>16233283
>>16234077
First thing I thought of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj_qbtMtcRE

[Anonymous No.16234521]

>>16234500
It is if I say it is

[Anonymous No.16234557]

>>16233559
Other SpecifiedFeeding and Eating Disorder (OSFED) can include nervousness and anxiety when being watched while eating. The science is split on starvation trauma as a child being afraid your food will be taken or some misfiring instinct from primitive humans.

[Anonymous No.16234701]

>>16233074
I never ever meet someone like pic or your post so I'm not entirely believing you

Since she cared about you being a strong man you should have held by her face and firmly pushed her away and then instadump her. I'm sure she would have wet herself

[Anonymous No.16234726]

I noticed a lot of those "oh no if the man does this" is sheboons.

[Anonymous No.16234750]

>>16233559
Just bee yourself women likes it.

- I don't wash myself everyday (except from junk and feet)
- I drink soda while eating when I feel it
- I have a flip phone
- poor as shit
- 6/10 but a type
The only "good" thing about me is that I'm smart, have a hypnotic voice and red curly hair

I banged 2 chicks a month on average from 6/10 to 9/10 and made some of them fell in love with me, one was even a 6'4 model

If you can do it you could to. Just be confident and act like you don't give a fuck women are dumb and almost always fall for it

[Anonymous No.16234752]

>>16233559
Lol

[Anonymous No.16234769]

>>16233283
I just remember this old dude at a bar saying he doesn't know if the bartender had their hands in another dude's ass before serving him.

[Anonymous No.16234787]

>>16233677
kek

[Anonymous No.16234805]

>>16233266
this bitch never went to zinburger and had a bananas foster shake. would rather drink that than be with her fat ass anyway.

[Anonymous No.16234807]

>>16233633
kek I did once by mistake, this broad said she wanted to meet me for coffee and then ordered food but I'd already had lunch.

[Anonymous No.16234863]

>>16232841

[Anonymous No.16234873]

>>16233494
Is what it is.

[Anonymous No.16234892]

>>16233074
Getting on your toes is a literal stretching exercise. Dump her for being retarded. If she bothers you for that now, what will be next?

[Anonymous No.16234898]

>>16233479
Can your race invent something actually useful?

[Anonymous No.16234900]

i love going online and telling people to stop doing things

[Anonymous No.16234939]

>>16233464
>spending an afternoon with my man on a walk
>been on the fence about him for a while but I'm pretty sure I'm happy with him
>hear a jingle in the distance
>not entirely sure what it is yet but it has my curiosity
>as we continue walking and I continue thinking, neighborhood kids begin to flood the street
>"ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!" they're screaming
>realize with a youthful joy in my heart that the sound is an ice cream truck coming through
>stop walking and turn around
>boyfriend's arm uncomfortably wrenches mine as he fails to realize I've stopped
>the ice cream truck is coming up the road
>kids are pulling out whatever money they have ready to enjoy their treat
>my heart leaps as I'm faced with the rare opportunity to get in line for the ice cream truck as I did as a girl
>look to my boyfriend and ask him if we should stop for ice cream
>I know the answer, I just want to know if he knows the answer
>he adjusts his fedora and talks about how much cheaper ice cream is if you buy it by the gallon at the store
>with each step away, the noise grows more faint and my vagina grows more dry

[Anonymous No.16234943]

>>16233559
>no cooking and enjoying it
Good thing I fucking hate cooking, that's why I'm on this board after all

[Anonymous No.16234944]

>>16233410
>>16233420
bros...i-is 6'1" m-manlet tier?

[Anonymous No.16234945]

>>16232841
I just got off the Dr Pepper wagon about three weeks ago. I'm going to see how long I can last before I succumb to it again.

[Anonymous No.16234962]

>>16233275
>>16233283
Why do these retarded slags pretend they have ever been to an actual restaurant?

[Anonymous No.16234979]

>>16234939
Ice cream trucks are by law not allowed to serve adults you tranny inserting pedo

[Anonymous No.16234980]

>>16234944
If you aren't at least 6'6" you are a manlet and far below average height, even that is a bit on the shorter side

[Anonymous No.16234986]

>>16234979
Whose law is that? Ice cream trucks where I live will serve anyone with fucking money to spend.

[Anonymous No.16234992]

>>16234979
Way to fuckin' prove my point you fedorable faggot lmao

[Anonymous No.16234994]

>>16234986
Their union in the Midwest doesn’t allow it and will revoke their license if they go against the rules.

[Anonymous No.16234999]

Only women get on their tippy toes. You want someone to slide a duck up under your skirt fucking faggots. I bet you people own cats and listen to gookshit

[2desu No.16235004]

>>16232841
>>16232841
>>16233133
Dam my halimut was tasty till santa3

[Anonymous No.16235008]

>>16234994
Come to Texas, then. Ice cream has no age limit.

[Anonymous No.16235015]

>>16232841
take the kombucha pill

[Anonymous No.16235030]

>>16234980
>>16234944
Can confirm. I'm 6'8 and women ghost me when I tell them

[Anonymous No.16235033]

>>16235015
I love kombucha, but it's like $5 a bottle here.

[Anonymous No.16235039]

>>16235030
And the woman that are not shallow and don't care about height end up making fun of my 7'' penis. It's really hard driven them back home in my Ferrari with tears in my eyes

[Anonymous No.16235124]

>>16232841
that guy dodged a bullet, based sodabro can still enjoy his soda

[Anonymous No.16235180]

>>16234218
only dirty french faggots drink that shit. only emoji using little fagshit teenagers think absinthe is cool

[Anonymous No.16235181]

>>16235039
by internet standards anything under 12" is a micropenis

[Anonymous No.16235182]

>>16235039
7 is small.

[Anonymous No.16235183]

>>16234390
yeah and its fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.16235184]

>>16235182
it's 7 more than she has, though

[Anonymous No.16235190]

>>16235184
she has literal miles of phallus on you

[Anonymous No.16235210]

>>16232841
if this were a guy talking about a girl this thread would be full of "based" replies

[Anonymous No.16235214]

>>16233991
where did he say that?

[Anonymous No.16235231]

>>16232841
Soda is too damn expensive. I don't buy it anymore because of the price, that and they're pushing politics.
Most restaurants have them for $2 and you're lucky to get a refill.
A 12-pack is usually $5, the cheapest is $2.50 if you buy four.

[Anonymous No.16235235]

>>16233074
Thank god I’m not attracted to women