/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16236457]

It's almost parody at this point. Seriously, how the fuck do you bite this?

[Anonymous No.16236460]

>having a small mouth
I bet you gag when you suck cock to

[Anonymous No.16236464]

>>16236457
Tall burgers require you to do the soy face to take a good bite out of them, that's why soy boys like them

[Anonymous No.16236466]

With a seared bite

[Anonymous No.16236475]

>>16236460
I bet you can fit four in your mouth without gagging.

[Anonymous No.16236476]

>>16236460
I've never done anything of the sort!

[Anonymous No.16236479]

>>16236457
You just shovel it in your mouth, it's not fucking complicated troon.

[Anonymous No.16236481]

>>16236476
Based no gag reflex throat slut

[Anonymous No.16236482]

>>16236479
Heard the dude on the left just got out of prison and the guy on the right is a fag.

[Anonymous No.16236485]

Imagine being proud of this tall stack of dogshit. It's a literal soggy fart. There's no way to eat it without looking like and actually being a stage-4 retard.

[Anonymous No.16236487]

>>16236482
>prison

They are both fags then

[Anonymous No.16236492]

>>16236487
Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

[Anonymous No.16236497]

Could eat it sideways like this unit.

[Anonymous No.16236500]

>>16236457
It's almost as if Mcdonalds is trying to give you a burger at an affordable served by young people at the first job of their lives within a 5 minutes time frame.

Probably took that guy 40 minutes to make that burger and he sped up the video so it's only 15 min long. Fuck u.

[Anonymous No.16236503]

>>16236497
Did this man use not only a pitcher for a cup, but the fry box for what looks like his sauce?

[Anonymous No.16236506]

>>16236492

[Anonymous No.16236513]

>>16236497
Lol i love this video, everyone gets so triggered by watching it. I'm not even fat but i think its funny and stupid as fuck.

[Anonymous No.16236521]

>>16236497
>That jug of coke
Based

[Anonymous No.16236606]

>>16236481
d-don't call me that!

[Anonymous No.16236608]

>>16236521
Hello Heather. I dropped 900 gallons of Jizz back in the day to you.

[Anonymous No.16236611]

>>16236497
Awe inspiring

[Anonymous No.16236718]

>>16236457
Does this flaming faggot not understand that the point of fast food is to be cheap and quick. You really think some 8$/hr wagie is gonna hand make buns and sauces. What is this kikes goal, to prove that for 4x the price and time you can make better food.

[Anonymous No.16236735]

>>16236497
Now that's a man.

[Anonymous No.16236739]

>>16236735
heh never seen the biz version before

[Anonymous No.16236741]

>>16236485
>It's a literal soggy fart
What you on about mate

[Anonymous No.16236746]

>>16236460
gagging is dependent on throat not mouth or jaw size. you are cock sucking normie.

[Anonymous No.16236754]

No one who makes burgers at home will ever try to do the 2 meat patty 3 bread layer thing.

[Anonymous No.16236831]

>>16236746
A penis isn't even long enough to affect a throat, dumbass. The throat is right up the back of the mouth.

[Anonymous No.16236859]

>>16236497
the power of the modern anglo

[Anonymous No.16236875]

>>16236457
I'd still get the Mickey D. There's a time and place for a proper burger, but sometimes I just want sometime greasy, trashy and pathetic to scarf down.

[Anonymous No.16236903]

>>16236457
The shit this guy makes wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't such a soy guzzling reddit homo

[Anonymous No.16236934]

>>16236831
you're sucking tiny dicks, man.

[Anonymous No.16237091]

>>16236457

[Anonymous No.16237095]

>>16236457
Is this faggish?

[Anonymous No.16237143]

>>16236457
You use a knife and fork, you fucking barbarian. And use a fucking plate while you are at it.

[Anonymous No.16237153]

>>16236457
Hey, this is Joshua. Had a friend send me this link. The point of this is to give people a better, tastier and healthier version of traditional fast food items.

[Anonymous No.16237225]

>>16237153
Frig off.

[Anonymous No.16237256]

>>16237153
Hey so if this really is Josh why the FUCK did you use wagyu to make pastrami if not to just flex? That really seems to be all your content is.

[Anonymous No.16237331]

I use cutlery for my burgers, not even bait.

[Anonymous No.16237348]

>>16236457

[Anonymous No.16237352]

>>16237331
Why?

[Anonymous No.16237356]

>>16236497
>that fry box dipping jug
LOL HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.16237365]

>>16236497
A man who knows and accepts his vices is a respectable man.

[Anonymous No.16237391]

>>16237352
It's cleaner, easier and doesn't require the 4 year apprenticeship in Tyrones academy of stretching. Burger is a meal and should be eaten like something more than just a sandwich or some other snack. Let's be civilized here.

[Anonymous No.16237527]

>>16237153
Not buying your shit book if it is as cringey as your gimmicky youtube content.

[Anonymous No.16237671]

>>16237391
I think that the feel of food can sometimes lend itself to experience of consuming it. Using utensils for something designed to be eaten with hands takes away that.

[Anonymous No.16237684]

>>16237671
That's the most retarded thing I ever read. Are you a poo?

[Anonymous No.16237733]

>>16237331
>>16237143
>cutlery for burgers
Ah, an aristocrat.

[Anonymous No.16237746]

>>16236457
everyone's just shit posting so I'll help you out. you just squish it down. more than half of the burger on the right is bread, it compresses down to nothing, squish down to an edible size and enjoy.

[Anonymous No.16237754]

>>16237746
on the left*

[Anonymous No.16237756]

>>16236457
I would squash it together with my hands until it fit...

[Anonymous No.16237766]

>>16236831
>not long enough
lol smol pp

[Anonymous No.16237781]

>>16236754
I once tried making the one with 2 patties andit was horribly difficult to eat
>>16236875
Yeah, same.
>>16237143
>using cutlery for burgers
Retarded or retarded?
>>16236497
Absolute madman
>>16236500
This

[Anonymous No.16237883]

>>16236457
TO BE FAIR... the one on the left is more in line to how McDonalds tries to pretend their burgers look like in advertisements. Also the buns on the left aren't hard or whatever and would become smaller when you actually pick it up due to the pressure on your hands whereas if it was the same size but made with the buns on the right, it'd be impossible to do that without destroying the burger in the process.

[Anonymous No.16238042]

>>16237883
No it's not you retard, the only difference between the one on the right in that picture and the way McDonald's advertises it is that one is a bit squashed because wagies making the federal minimum don't care about trying to preserve the shape of a $0.03 piece of bread when they're throwing that shit in a box.

[Anonymous No.16238050]

>>16237671
>the feel of food
It's already in your mouth. How much more intimate were you thinking, Harpreet?

[Anonymous No.16238078]

>>16238050
>Not dragging your balls across a dish before you eat it to feel its subtle textures against your most sensitive area

[Anonymous No.16238175]

>>16236457
Literally shows the guy tasting it

[Anonymous No.16238197]

>>16238175
Such a tiny bite

[Anonymous No.16238202]

>>16236608
She sure could suck a dick!

[Anonymous No.16238221]

>>16237153
Hey Josh, kys!

[Anonymous No.16238260]

>>16238197
the femboy bite

[Anonymous No.16238470]

>>16238078
>most sensitive area
Isn't that still your lips?

[Anonymous No.16238498]

I'd eat it to be honest.

[Anonymous No.16238511]

>>16238470
It would be your dick but anon might be a jew so he lost most of his sensitivity.

[Anonymous No.16238546]

>>16236457
People don't go to McDonalds for the quality of the food.

[Anonymous No.16238558]

>>16237356
who is this semen demon and does she have noods

[Anonymous No.16238563]

>>16237356
built to be fucked nonstop

[Anonymous No.16238586]

>>16237365
>accepting your vices
Ah, a man destined for hell I see.

[Anonymous No.16238807]

>>16236497
he's eating it like a fucking ear of corn lol fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.16238826]

>>16238817
He's already dead on the inside. So, mission accomplished

[Anonymous No.16238931]

>>16238558
not sure, some cock dock who got posted on /biz/ a few years ago

[Anonymous No.16239095]

>>16236831
Fucking shortstacks on my /ck/....

[Anonymous No.16239099]

>>16236497
This goddamn marvel.

[Anonymous No.16239100]

Gluttonous “foodies” have evolved to unhinge their jaws for smiling and eating

[Anonymous No.16239173]

>>16236500
heh yeah what person in their late 20s would work at a McDonalds heh heh...

[Anonymous No.16239374]

>>16236831
I don't even have a big cock m8 but i know this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.16239385]

>>16236831
>my gf literally gags every time trying to deepthroat me
who else 7.5"+ big co/ck/?

[Anonymous No.16239496]

>>16238042
"what is a food stylist" for $400 lmao

[Anonymous No.16239558]

>>16236460
>having a big mouth
I bet your blowjobs feel bad due to the abundance of space

[Anonymous No.16239615]

>>16236497
I'm really not sure if this man of a man is a bong or burger.

[Anonymous No.16239856]

>>16236831
way to out yourself as a dicklet, dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.16239858]

>>16237356
Brittany Olsen

[Anonymous No.16239932]

>>16238586
That sentiment is an expression of pride and wrath. You too are hellbound, for you're so fargone you fail to recognize, and thus repent for, your daily sins

[Anonymous No.16240194]

>>16236457
shouldn't it be "mcdonald's's"?

[Anonymous No.16240224]

>>16236497
how the fuck does he not have diabetes??

[Anonymous No.16240251]

>>16236497
High T post

[Anonymous No.16240329]

>>16240224
Who said he didn't

[Anonymous No.16240391]

>>16236500
It's almost like this poster is a corporate shill for a multi-national company.
Imagine that on /ck/,I find that very hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.16240420]

>>16239615
>Nigel
I’ll let you come to your own conclusion.

[Anonymous No.16240424]

>>16236479
Left is civilized, right is caveman.
Eating everything with silverware is proper.

[Anonymous No.16240437]

>>16236482
the guy on the right is staged.

[Anonymous No.16240455]

>>16240224
>silverware

[Anonymous No.16240463]

>>16240424
silverware is a spook

[Anonymous No.16240464]

>>16236457
I bet it's not as good because you know a wagie didn't make or serve it.

[Anonymous No.16240530]

>>16236457
it's impractical to eat. Josh "Jew" Weissman isn't that smart to begin with

[Anonymous No.16240987]

>>16236460
n-n-no anon! i never gag when i chug cock!

[Anonymous No.16240992]

>>16236460

[Anonymous No.16240998]

>>16240437
Yeah, I also called him a fag.

[Anonymous No.16241003]

>>16236606
Make me, you little throat slut

[Anonymous No.16241111]

>>16236497
holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.16241476]

>>16236457
Can someone tell me why you would ever want a bun inside your burger? What's the point?

[Anonymous No.16241635]

>>16239615
No one in America is named "Nigel".

[Anonymous No.16241671]

>>16236457

[Anonymous No.16241705]

>>16240463
So is your mom

[Anonymous No.16241806]

>>16236497
Mannnnn imagine how happy you must feel eating whatever the fuck you want. Sure you'll die early of a heart attack but still, those 40-50 odd years must be absolute bliss

[Anonymous No.16243467]

>>16239385
big dick is in the building ayyy

[Anonymous No.16243536]

>an e-celeb thread
>in fucking /ck/
cancer

[Anonymous No.16243569]

>>16236460
projection

[Anonymous No.16243639]

>>16240424
>civilized
domesticated
>caveman
free

[Anonymous No.16243650]

>>16238175
is that his buck?

[Anonymous No.16244231]

>>16237365
t. Epstein

[Anonymous No.16244236]

>>16243639
Fuck off, Huxley.

[Anonymous No.16244267]

>>16236457
the common mistake with hamburger autism is building vertically instead of horizontally

[Anonymous No.16244661]

>>16236606
cute :3

[Anonymous No.16244864]

>AND I MADE THE BURGER
>BIGGER
Of course it'll look better if you spend a day making it over something that takes 30 seconds. Its about the balance between convenience and quality.

[Anonymous No.16244940]

>>16236457
think of it as two burgers
take a bite from the lower, then the top

[Anonymous No.16244947]

BREAD SQUISHES, YOU RETARDS

[Anonymous No.16245335]

>>16243639
absolutely based