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ITT food and recipes people have shared thinking they were appetizing

>> No.16286896

Pretty sure there is a subreddit for that :)

>> No.16286906
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how about you go there and don't come back :)

>> No.16286917

Honestly in terms of poverty and convenience of making a meal out of cans and freezer food that doesn't look abysmal.

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>> No.16286923

I looks like a decent snack but it's not a recipe and I can't figure out why someone would share it

>guys GUYS check out this new recipe I got
>buy fries at Mackdonald's or your favourite fast food apothecary
>serve with ketchup

>> No.16286924

Omg he made frozen taquitos >:(

>> No.16286928

Those look pretty good desu. I'd eat them.

>> No.16286929

if your meal contains fewer than 2 colours it is not good

>> No.16286933
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>> No.16286952

Delimex are actually really fucking good even by itself. Even the way the heat distributes in the microwave makes it really good still.

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>> No.16286961

I laughed, thanks

>> No.16287042
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am i in the wrong thread or are you guys just a bunch of nancies?

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>> No.16287053

Did somebody really think that looked appetizing?

>> No.16287059
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it was made by marco pierre if you could believe it.

>> No.16287065

Why can't Americans cook?

>> No.16287070

This is a perfectly good lazy meal.

>> No.16287074

yeah, /ck/, the subreddit we're using right now

>> No.16287079

we're too busy landing on the moon

>> No.16287081

is this a cake made out of magazines?

>> No.16287085

Spotted the worthless guy who can't cook.

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>> No.16287104

A little sloppy but not bad, IMO

>> No.16287105

it's how the creators of the english language spell it deal with it kid

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>it's how the creators of the english language spell it deal with it kid

>> No.16287139

Looks like that scene in The Fly where the teleporter malfunctions and the baboon gets turned inside out.

>> No.16287140

my best guess is one of thos stacked crepe cakes , reminds of a youtuber who also fucked it up


>> No.16287160
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This is really what it is about. We can't all be Chef Boyardees. Some of us need to get ours from a can.

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>canned enchilada sauce
do americans actually

>> No.16287198

While I’m not sure that counts as enchiladas it is pretty damn close and looks pretty good. I’d eat it until I’m about to explode.

>> No.16287199

>fewer than 2 colours
So 1 colour?

>> No.16287278

I dont believe it. simply because I see not one stock pot anywhere in that pyramid of sausage

>> No.16287375


Are those sponges on the left?

>> No.16287400

Imagine having such a lack of respect for yourself that you use premade taquitos and just drown them in melted cheese. Buy some corn flour, you idiotic motherfucker.

>> No.16287409

Not great, not terrible

>> No.16287412

I'd eat that, and I can cook.

>> No.16287415

What is this cow abortion lookalike bullshit?

>> No.16287424
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Shouldn't one use masa flour in particular and not just any corn flour?

>> No.16287428

Seems like some good sloppa

>> No.16287467

Ah, the chicago style za’

>> No.16287470

I would love to watch you attempt to make tortillas with corn flour

>> No.16287477

That's the exact stuff I bought 2 bags are. I'm a lazy fuck so I haven't made anything with it yet, but I will eventually.

I don't like saying "masa flour" cause it sounds like a southern black stereotype saying "massa". Also, I'm not that autistic.

>> No.16287514

There is nothing wrong with this one you dumb cunt.

>> No.16287524

Masa isn't pronounced like "massa", you fucking autist.

>> No.16287536
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Serious fine dining. In the comments he said: "it was fire"

>> No.16287553

This looks fine... it's plain and low effort, but not terrible.

>> No.16287585

How the fuck is it supposed to be pronounced then? You're not making sense.

>> No.16287598

like "pasta"

>> No.16287623

so quite similar to massa then

>> No.16287627

I have a feeling people on /ck/ eat things like this all the time.

>> No.16287633

He probably pronounces that shit wrong too.
"Ma" like "mall" and "sa" like "saw". You're pronouncing it "ma" like "map" like some fucking southern swamp rat.

>> No.16287650

thats hardly food gore. do you even know what that means?

>> No.16287661

I pronounce both a's like the a in Ma. I pronounce masa and massa the same way.

>> No.16287667

>regular pictures of chain restaurants, fairly normal if trashy meals, and a fucking normal smore

kill yourself

>> No.16287672

That looks dry as fuck

>> No.16287680

Then I don't get what the problem is. Massa is stereotypically pronounced with the "ma" like "map". I think you're just being a pedantic autist about pronouncing something stereotypically, when the stereotype you're referencing you're already pronouncing wrong.

>> No.16287684

Drier than Ben Shapiros wife.

>> No.16287685

That is complete junk chicken served on poorly made pasta, whoever called that dish with zero presentation "fire" should an hero
T. Sautee

>> No.16287689

I am the one who posted the masa flour bag not the one complaining about PC word usage.

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>> No.16287694

He has a wife?

>> No.16287699

No I'm telling you to go there so you'll stop shitting up the board you fucking moron.

>> No.16287700

Oh. My apologies for giving you so much shit then.

>> No.16287716

This looks like it was from a preserved cadaver

>> No.16287737
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I would fucking demolish that if it was made with pic related

>> No.16287758

I assume this was meant to be a crepe cake, perhaps with whipped cream between the layers. This person assembled it piping hot and it melted into slop.

>> No.16287761

Not gonna lie. Those 2 don't look terrible. It seems like the kind of thing I'd throw together if I wanted something quick and easy to eat.

>> No.16287773

Looks fine.

>> No.16288043


Do Americans really eat pasta with a corn dog?

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>> No.16288313

Retard doesn't know the dif between cow and horse pussy baka

>> No.16288318

Yes. Americans do actually.

>> No.16288321

You guys cut the crap and just say masa harina like they do over there if that's so important... I'm euro and don't know wtf is massa anyway

>> No.16288329

It almost looks fake

>> No.16288334

Whats the issue

>> No.16288339

It gives black people ptsd

>> No.16288348


>> No.16288351

Ok, I guess it means master then?
Here (France) nafris like to call whiteys 'chef' i.e. boss just like in colonies days, only of course they're taking the piss at you

>> No.16288353

Tortillas should be warm. No beaner has ever willingly consumed a cold tortilla.

>> No.16288358

I would smash

>> No.16288400

I wouldn't know, but if you say so
You have to go back though

>> No.16288411

Yea but what about the 50 years since that

>> No.16288418

>83% white British
>72% 'white' (including white hispanics)

>> No.16288434

Imagine having such low standards when it comes to food

>> No.16288448

>he says over his steaming can of boyardee

>> No.16288453

actually looks good

>> No.16288458

>What is ethnicity

>> No.16288477

Your genetic and cultural heritage
For example 'white British', as in my example
I always like to remind Americans that go on about the numbers of immigrants in the UK that we are still far more white than America

>> No.16288493

>cajun cooking and recipes
>posting the shit you make when drunk

>> No.16288499

How's life being poor?

>> No.16288536

Wait til the result of this years census comes out

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>> No.16288621

Better than take out

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I see no issue with this idea.

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>> No.16288645

>no one else here has made a fruit roll-up lasagna
flavourless sods the lot of you

>> No.16288657


this looks like something del taco would offer.

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>> No.16288736

Halo 2 and Michael Phelps

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>> No.16288764

>wait an hour till the crepes are cold? nah, I don't think I will

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>> No.16288799

This buck is broken.

>> No.16288801

Why is there a cup of cheeze wizz sitting on top of the pasta?

>> No.16288806

to dip the dry chicken in so it has some flavor

>> No.16288868

cheesy bananas

>> No.16288882

>fast food apothecary
lmao anon ur such a kidder

>> No.16288905


Everyone replying like this is even remotely acceptable should reconsider their life and culinary decisions.

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swear to god, ive just about McFuckin had it

>> No.16288936

is that supposed to be the UT Austin log tower collapse w/ hotdogs?

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First time making meatloaf lmao

>> No.16289374

that's mexican street corn and plaintains or some shit, with the mac thatd be a dank snackie

>> No.16289381

bruh latin food companies did it first but i guess it's latin america idk

>> No.16289385

you're definitely that autistic
enjoy your shit food you make with it and wasting the whole bag

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>> No.16289487

i mean that looks pretty good anon. Did...did you stuff it with cheese though?

>> No.16289510

How to spot a newfag: 101

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>> No.16289533

nah, that's just the oil leaking down the parchment paper to the drip tray, it wasn't as yellow as it looks in the picture irl, probably some camera setting thing

Consistency came out far far exceeding expectations, chopped onions were very evenly spread throughout and had a nice crunch and nothing over/under cooked

really really flavorless tho, probably because I didn't use a specific recipe, I just kinda eyeballed things I had that matched recipes and their quantities, and only realized after it had been in the oven for half an hour that I had totally forgotten to add any salt at all

was just a simple
1lb ground beef
1/4 of an onion

some red chili peppers (just the seeds), garlic, worcestershire sauce, milk, 1 egg, breadcrumbs

probably not enough worcestershire sauce or breadcrumbs, also like I said, first time making meatloaf, I've done other cooking stuff, and was expecting much much more out of the garlic and chili but I guess I was thinking of how it'd be with a pan or stovetop with oil it'd be sitting in to extract the flavor

also was out of fresh garlic so used the jar shit

1hr in the oven

exceeded expectations in texture/consistency sector, disappointing in flavor, at least I know what kinda tweaks to make next time I try

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>> No.16289579

Was this a meme or did people really think this was ok

>> No.16289590
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It's perfectly safe with properly raised & handled chicken. At least 1 person has been cyberbullied to suicide for doing this though. Fuckin' LMAO.

>> No.16289600

50/50 ground beef, ground pork
1/4 onion
1/4 leek
(lightly cook these beforehand)
the rest of your stuff

Then make a coffee sauce, and baste it every so often. Cook it in a bread tray or something so you can basically flood it.

>> No.16289644

yeah I did that weird fucky parchment paper/drip thing because I didn't have an appropriate loaf tin or whatever it's called

Leek? Interesting, will keep in mind. Yeah I just did 100% beef because this was like a "I came home, realized there wasn't anything else to eat and grabbed a 1lb frozen ground beef from the freezer and gathering other random things lying around" type deal than anything planned

what the heck is coffee sauce? I googled it and it's mostly talking about what seems to be some kind of sweet ice-cream topping? you don't mean that do you?

>> No.16289652

There's a few different variations, but basically just pick the sauce out from this one:
Where it says 1tsp coffee, either use a shot of espresso or 2 tsp of instant coffee.

>> No.16289657

That’s not true at all

>> No.16289668

interesting, I know there's a lot of those recipes out there with like the brown sugar or coffee or otherstuff and it's always been kinda out of my comfort area of simple meat/potatoes salt/pepper/garlic bachelor cooking, but I might give that a try. thanks!

>> No.16289687

It is.

>> No.16289735

Just call it Maseca then, Mah-Seh-Ka

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Order some, some El Pato enchilada sauce, cheese, and get back to us

>> No.16289756

Sometime over the last 10 years they changed the taste of those Delimex taquitos. Now they taste like shit

>> No.16289759

It isn’t you fucking nigger shut your cunt mouth

>> No.16289763

>proud of only being 20% taken over by subhumans instead of 30%
Absolute state of the West.

>> No.16289773


>> No.16289775

It was actually a meme and she did that for a shitpost and didn't eat it, but she killed herself a few years later and cited constant online harassment for this picture

>> No.16289784

Yes, latin food companies did it first to appeal to americans who think that cooking is mixing 3 cans of shit and serving it. Actual latinos don't touch store bought salsa/tacos, etc, we buy actual produce to cook for real...

>> No.16289791

It is.

>> No.16289797

>it’s real

>> No.16289846

Try Kenji's recipe for meatloaf, but you can skip a lot of the bullshit extra steps and it will still turn out flavorful and awesome.

>> No.16289900

Wrong, retard. "massa" is like "mat" or "magazine" which don't have the "ah" sound in them like masa.

>> No.16289906

eh, not food gore. id eat it

>> No.16289907

It was going so well

Then the cheetos came out and it all went tits up

>> No.16289912

There's no t in the word, you complete retard.

>> No.16289925

Not terrible actually

>> No.16289932
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Top kek my man

>> No.16289934

Thats a bread stick
Only the rich fuckers get corn dogs

>> No.16289941

No true scottsman alert

>> No.16289942
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Gayest sandwich ever/ 10

>> No.16289944

god i fucking wish i had this right now

>> No.16289952

I hate this more than anything else in this thread

>> No.16289960

Get fucked
Its a good quick meal

>> No.16289962

she's a doctor

>> No.16289978

This never doesn't make me unhappy

>> No.16290002

"The children are dead at this point" gets me every single time

>> No.16290111

Latino here. It's "ma" as in map and "sa" as in Sally

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>> No.16290145

Tbh I'd raw dog a broad if she gave me that meal

>> No.16290150

When the fuck

>> No.16290170

not a horrible idea but shitty execution.

>> No.16290204

I just hate the flamming ones is all

>> No.16290213

potatoes could have been browned a bit but not bad

>> No.16290228


>> No.16290271

>get fed up one night sob into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head
this makes me laugh every single time

>> No.16290278

Literally winced. Shit tastes like cornflakes

>> No.16290302

Its the scene from Galaxy quest when the digging transporter inverts itself.
HoLY SHiT boy

>> No.16290306

You're obviously fucking trolling. There's one way to pronounce "masa" unless you're retarded or don't know english well enough to know how the letters sound.

>> No.16290309

This actually doesn't sound bad at all.

>> No.16290311

The fact that they are trying to seductively show off this monstrosity really sells me on the delusional retardation

>> No.16290326

...is this some sort of cist?

>> No.16290330

idkw, but this made me laugh/

>> No.16290332

A lot of these aren't so bad, sounds like a lot of you are sheltered upper middle class types that have never been poor. It's not good for your strength of character.

>> No.16290385

That's as closely as you're gonna get to the actual Spanish pronunciation. I have no idea what kind of bastardized Americanization are you using, but I hope is not as bad as tor-tee-lah for tortilla.

>> No.16290415

Some of these meals are just lazy but not really bad
Others where they mix a ton of random shit, I feel like people just have poorly developed pallets from eating junk food their whole like so they can only taste really “strong” flavours

>> No.16290626


I'm still trying to figure out what that is

>> No.16290657

I believe it's because there's multiple layers of comedy. The first one is probably the most obvious, the sausage going through the bun sideways. Of course most of us know that the sausage is technically supposed to go in the bun longitudinally letting us know that the person who made this was in an altered state probably induced by ethanol. Secondly we have the stream of condiments going off the plate further strengthening the hypothesis of our beloved cook being under the influence.

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Bros i don't feel so good.....

>> No.16290703

RIP In Piece

>> No.16290718

Some can, some cant, some don't have time, same as every where else

>> No.16290746

very avant garde

>> No.16290826

I read that as are those "spoodges" lmao. Spoodge is the term I use for my poo, because it "spoodges" out. Maybe you know what I mean, maybe you don`t. Anyway, I like to sing about spoodging out my goodge hole while I have a shower.

>> No.16290855

Oh no no no

>> No.16290964

I hate it so much when people do this, my Midwestern relatives would always find a way to make some shitty dish like this. it takes the exact same amount of time and roughly an additional $1.50 to make this with tortillas and shredded meat

>> No.16290979

Not everybody likes sour cream you animals please make a dish without a half-pound of some fuckin dairy product in it, holy shit grow up

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See this constantly and it's embarrassing.

>> No.16291014

Oh my fuck

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>> No.16291025
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anyone remember the chili volcano from honey i shrink ourselves

>> No.16291095

it's an applebees's thing

>> No.16291178

Theres no sauce. not even some mustard or butter.

>> No.16291186

oh fuck me now i remember

>> No.16291206

3.6 ingredients, not great, not terrible

>> No.16291210

This unironically looks delicious. Can someone post actual mexican food truck cringe webms?

>> No.16291213

This was my first thought KEK

>> No.16291215

>Remembering "some white cunt"
>first thing you see is "bit of a cunt, really"

>> No.16291238

i mean you can get raw chicken as sashimi in high-end Japanese restaurants, as well as raw chicken organs served as sashimi as well.
not a fan of heart or liver myself, but chicken lungs are satisfyingly crunchy.

>> No.16291239

desu those aren't that bad, ive made similar but i used taco bell burritos instead

>> No.16291246

I loled @ spooging my goodge hole hahaha

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This thread needs the Hurgin

>> No.16291453

A basic mac and cheese would complete this meal.

>> No.16291463

oh sweet lord
actually nauseous here

>> No.16291482

The alternative is another advertisement thread.
Is that more appealing to you?

>> No.16291484

kek I made this image, might have the psd somewhere, he made a second thread after that one and then just disappeared forever

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>> No.16291502

That's fucking brilliant though.

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That is not even Cajun, or-- what the Hell?

>> No.16291516

wiener croquembouche

>> No.16291521

Plebs in Amurika have zero appreciation of food.

>> No.16291579

>Yeah, that's right, Barney. This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in.

>> No.16291600

yeah I'd eat it

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>> No.16291644

disappointed by the lack of mexican street food in this thread

>> No.16291650

>baked beans (likely bush's brown sugar) boiled in maple fucking syrup and extra brown sugar bbq sauce
bitch got the beetus

>> No.16292044


Please leave this is a serious food and drink discussion

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>> No.16292061

It's thanksgiving wrapped in masa. Not cringe at all.

>> No.16292069

You need it and three beers to drown out the bad flavors in your mouth from the business trip to Applebees.

>> No.16292077

Yeah I learned what those are watching crime scene kitchen last night too!

>> No.16292080

This is fucking vile.

>> No.16292105

I violently shat myself just looking at this

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>> No.16292265

You will never be a woman

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>puts utensil in wrong container

>> No.16292346

can i have some corn with that

>> No.16292421

Imagine the shit they'll take later.

>> No.16292428

Why so much sauce? Is the food rotten or what the fuck is happening here?

This isn't going to taste like anything, just a sloppa.

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>> No.16292447

the use of emoticons makes it cringe worthy alone, retard

>> No.16292453

>baked beans cooked with (probably imitation) maple syrup and MORE brown sugar
reminder that American baked beans have about 75% more sugar than Euros.

>> No.16292487

So you're saying euros are poor and can't afford sugar?

>> No.16292595

No wonder spics are so fucking fat

>> No.16292606

>drops the juice squeezer on the floor

>> No.16292645

>(probably imitation) maple syrup
Almost certainly, poors love that fake shit. Some time ago a person who was living with me used my honey for some dumb shit and I demanded that they replace it and I got a bottle that was mostly HFCS with some honey because he couldn't actually tell the difference. I told him to keep it and never touch my honey again.

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Those ingredients make a classic sammie but packaged sandwiches are pus

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>> No.16292826

>This isn't going to taste like anything, just a sloppa.
welcome to all mexican food

>> No.16292874

highlights the importance of plating/aesthetics--if the sausages weren't cut up and there was a bit more care taken in plating this would go over differently.

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Shit like this mystifies me. Rotisserie was surely written on the packaging of the chicken this person bought and they likely posted this from a device that they use every day. Literally every single day. With features to make it more idiot proof.

>> No.16292878


Tajin too spicy for you Callahan?

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>serves flavorless slop
>nobody likes it because it's literally tasteless goop
fucking kys my man

>> No.16292961

does anyone have the webm where that lady tries to chop carrots, it scares the shit out of me every time

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My old job misspelled my street name on my paychecks. The street I lived on was the town's fucking name itself.

>123 ahnunsville road
>anonsville, an 42069

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>> No.16293014

Is this 2011???

>> No.16293024


>my man

Don't misgender me again
Only warning

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>Fine dining
That shit's a half step above fast food, do midwesterners really?

>> No.16293040


Finally someone with some sense

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>> No.16293054

>taco pasta salad
Might as well replace the ground beef and corn with ham and lettuce and call it a “sandwich pasta salad”.

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>> No.16293087

More like RAWtisori lol gotm!

>> No.16293107


we need a new screencap thread this took me way back

>> No.16293119

>he made a second thread after that one and then just disappeared forever
imagine thinking he didn't die days later

>> No.16293328

This one is weird but the taste is probably okay. Just a taco meat sandwich with chips and guacamole, right?

>> No.16293356

it's okay. a bit of ketchup and i'd eat it.

>> No.16293405


Americans can't go 5 seconds without high fructose corn syrup

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>> No.16293432

Phew, I did it! Once again America wins.

>> No.16293474

It's not the sort of thing I'd eat every day, but I'd give it a shot once for shits and giggles.
What's the stuff he dumps on it at the end? More corn?

>> No.16293479

>sausage, potatoes, and veggies
What does it take to please you?

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In what universe is sausage and potatoes unacceptable?

>> No.16293516

ye it's easy to throw together
people that hate are eating soy fast food and shit, fuck em

>> No.16293535

>mexican super market is full of fat beaners
>buying beaner brands, of beaner shit.
Why do you hate your own people so much?

>> No.16293548

Mac, street corn, and looks like maybe fried plantains...look it's no fine dining, but be that would be a comfy satisfying meal.

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WELLLLL NOW, Tariq my boy, I’d’a thought you’d learned your lesson by now, but I see not. You remember how we do things in these here parts, so go on git yerself to that ther barn for yer breakin’

>> No.16293563

>WEEELL I can tell you this much, I'm a southern boy and WEEEEEEEELL I don't know about that, but I don't know about any of that BIG city stuff and WEEELL Down here in the south we do things a little differently

>> No.16293962


What you posted is vastly different to the other photo posted here

This is clearly seasoned and prepared with some true care

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>> No.16294094

I bet half the time people fuck this up it's that they don't whip the cream themselves and don't let the crepe cool enough. Can or tub whipped cream melts stupid fast, and a fresh cooked crepe is going to melt it faster still.

>> No.16294157

yeah, I eat almost exclusively variations of rice and beans, potato soup, and sausage because it's cheap and easy.
making goodass food for other people to enjoy is fun, but I personally could eat some slop out of dumpster and still be relatively satisfied

>> No.16294247

you're so right

>> No.16294288

any whipped cream melts fast. it's completely reliant on cold, if your kitchen is warm you need to cool down the cream and bowl before you make it.

>> No.16294291

Looks messy, but I'd eat it.

>> No.16295010

idk why this is so funny to me

>> No.16295021


What exactly is this

>> No.16295049

So sad.

>> No.16295062

Looks like something I'd make blackout drunk and I'd enjoy it.

>> No.16295080

burger with extra sauce

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>> No.16295098

>mum found the coom cake

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>> No.16295139


A boiled door stop

>> No.16295144

Is that her miscarriage with some eggs thrown in?

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>> No.16295153

kinda want to make these next thanksgiving, thanks for the idea anon

>> No.16295154

served """"""""family style""""""""

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>> No.16295166

This is how they fed the whops in WW2

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>> No.16295194

>holding for that long

>> No.16295229

Even though it has no audio i can still hear that annoying sped-up baby goat techno or shitty whistle/ukulele music they use in quick video recipes at the back of my mind.

Some short recipes are great but the music is usually ear-rape.

>> No.16295278


Why do Italians do this after every baptism?

>> No.16295650

>see cake batter being made
>suddenly food coloring
>Let me guess, this is gonna be some rainbow cake shit?

I'm gay and I hate gays. Shame month needs to be a thing

>> No.16295700

So this is the power of trad women...

>> No.16295993

Placentas are nasty.

>> No.16295995

It's a hot dog, retard

>> No.16296008

suck yourself

>> No.16296122


>> No.16296831

in sweden we just call this a pancakecake (not making this up)

>> No.16296842

In most first world countries, consuming medium rare chicken is perfectly safe.

>> No.16296844

No one asked plus you're european

>> No.16296853

So that leaves out the US, then. Can Canadians or Ausfags enjoy rare chickem?

>> No.16297146

>masa comin'

>> No.16297150

you cant even stand on your own feet fattie

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