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16298688 No.16298688 [Reply] [Original]

What's up my little du/ck/s


Its my flatmates birthday and we're going to have some people over, like 6-8, I'm in charge of the food and I'm unsure what to make.

I don't want to make it a fancy dinner party, bbq/grilling would fit the occasion much better but sadly it's not possible, what are some alternatives to it?

Thanks in advance

>> No.16298693
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16298693

>>16298688
george foreman that shit

>> No.16298702
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>>16298688
BBQ AND GRILLING ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

>> No.16298705

Just use the oven then. A couple of tri-tips each one seasoned diffently and a side of chimichurri. Or a couple racks of ribs. Mashed potatoes on the side and a salad should complete the meal

>> No.16298709

>>16298702
Yes, and neither is an option

>> No.16298723

>>16298705
>a couple racks of ribs
that's fine for me, but what is everyone else going to eat?

>> No.16298743

>>16298723
Stop being a fatass maybe? If its a bday party people just need a small bite to eat since everyone is getting piss drunk

>> No.16298757

>>16298688
Do pulled pork or the variants of ( chopped beef, etc )

>> No.16298771

If you don't want to heat the house up, do a ropa vieja in a slow cooker or some shit.
A slow cooker full of hot meat (you could go latin, greek, morroccan, southwestern, Indian, whatever your social circle likes) and then arrange the countertop around it like a bar with toppings, some kind of meat receptacles like tortillas or rolls, a couple of cold salads. If people put together their own plates, it's a very social and casual atmosphere.
Salad-wise I usually fill out 2 or 3 of 3 categories- a "traditional" greens salad, a fruit salad, and a fatty-pants carb salad with pasta/potato/shit like that as the base.
It's watermelon season, I like to make a watermelon salad with cucumber and mint.

>> No.16298794

If you go with ribs this is the recipe I always use for the oven. I had never done ribs like this before but they came out pretty well. The sauce recipe is also pretty good but to each their own.
https://tasteandsee.com/bbq-baby-back-ribs/

>> No.16298801

>>16298743
lol I won't be rsvp'ing to your shitty events poorfag

>> No.16298825

>>16298801
Ask me how i know you don't have any friends

>> No.16298842

>>16298825
I don't have poor friends that throw poor people parties where they tell you there's going to be food and then they serve you "a few bites". Who wants friends like that?

>> No.16298848

>>16298842
>being this toxic
Anyone who happens to be in your presence is just tolerating you.

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>>16298688
Boil a pork butt in Tenderflake and have taco night

>> No.16298858

>>16298771
This

>> No.16298936

>>16298848
Imagine going to this dudes party:
>2 racks of ribs
>2 cobs of corn
>1 funsize bag of potato chips
>1 miniature watermelon
>birthday cake (a single twinkie)
>1 6-pack of beer

if anyone seems disappointed just call them fat and tell them that they don't have any friends

>> No.16298944

>>16298688
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE GOTTEN YOUR VACCINATION
COVID. IS. STILL. A. THREAT.

>> No.16298985
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>>16298944
No
>>16298771
thanks i'll think about it

To all the others who suggested ribs etc. but in the oven, I appreciate the effort but I said bbq is not an option.

>> No.16298991

>>16298688
Perform oral sex on a deceased elderly corona virus victim. Taste... the rainbow.

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>>16298991
I'd rather not

>> No.16299018

>>16298985
Your post sounds as if you WANTED bbq but in your current situation YOU CANT therefore anons have been providing you with potential cuisine alternatives akin to BBQ.


What the fuck are you actually asking here? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ANON?

>> No.16299033

Have you tried using a cone

>> No.16299052
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>>16299033
what kind of cone?
>>16299018
I understand that my original post might've mislead people, but I do want smth that has a similar vibe to grilling/bbq, that isn't grilling/bbq.

>> No.16299063

>>16298688
Buy some minced meat, taco wraps and make a taco party. You can also prepare some other garnishes that can be put in tacos. Simple, fast and probably everyone's going to like it

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>>16299052

>> No.16299092

Homemade ravioli or any filled pasta. Easy as shit and you'll be mired. I've had success with a filling made of roasted squash, garlic, cheese and parsley, but whatever rows your goat.

>> No.16299098

>>16299052
>but I do want smth that has a similar vibe to grilling/bbq, that isn't grilling/bbq.
Oh. What about pork shoulder sandwiches? Just season it up and cook them whole very slowly, then slice and eat. Homemade bread would be good too.

>> No.16299102

>>16298757
This would perfect OP. Just make a BBQ beef and BBQ pulled pork. Have some fresh made fresh made coleslaw and extra BBQ sauce to top. Sides like pasta salad, baked beans or homemade potato salads are cheap and easy to make in advance. Have some quality rolls or buns to make sammichs. You can have everything cooked and staying warm or cold before your guest arrive. Have ice cold beer available.

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>>16299092
not a bad idea, thanks!
>>16299063
might do that, wouldn't it take forever though to make ravioli for 6-8 people?
>>16299089
And what would I do with that?

>> No.16299112

>>16299063

stop putting mince/ground beef in tacos god you people make me so fucking angry

>> No.16299125

>>16298688
You can do a lot, some good options imo:
Potato gratin
Home made oven fries or slices
Tortillas with chopped up chicken
Cheesesteak
Hamburgers
Grilled salmon
Chicken drumsticks
Ribs in the oven

Don't forget a salad bowl. Might be a good idea to serve some bread along or before the food is served.

Put it on plates on the table(if it's big enough) and let people pick what they want. I would say that's the least tedious way to do it. Clean up might take a while tho.

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>>16298985
Here's an infographic of my go-to recipes.
Basically I just chuck shit in the slow cooker when I wake up and walk away.
It's sloppa as all get out, but you can keep it pretty varied.

>> No.16299590

>>16298985
What do you think "bbq" means you stupid, illiterate sack of shit?