/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16304512]

Ever heard of ortolans?
French used to capture these small birds, drown them in alcohol and cooked them whole. Apparently it's so soft you can eat the bones and the beak.
You're supposed to eat it whole with your head under a towel. Why? Because it's so shameful to eat this beautiful and delicate bird you have to hide it from God (at least this is what the French said).

It's now forbidden to hunt ortolans.

[Anonymous No.16304514]

>>16304512
Pic related is how you're supposed to eat ortolans.

[Anonymous No.16304526]

>>16304512
I have thought about eating random small birds that live around here like blackbird, robin, cardinal, goldfinch but I always assumed they would taste bad

[Anonymous No.16304531]

>>16304512
The only thing I like "popping" in my mouth is my girlfriends (male) cock.

[Anonymous No.16304538]

>>16304526
I wouldn't eat small birds that live near cities. They eat literal garbage (I've seen some eating cigarette butts).
Small birds living in the forest are fine I guess.

[Anonymous No.16304550]

>>16304514
This looks like satanic shit do europoors actually?

[Anonymous No.16304551]

>>16304538
Yeah that's why I assumed they would be bad, same with the city pigeons.

[Anonymous No.16304555]

>>16304512
I cant believe this is real. Ill eat some fucked up shit, but I cant imagine eating a whole bird.

[Anonymous No.16304563]

>NOOOOOOOO ANON DON'T EAT ME :(

[Anonymous No.16304570]

>>16304563
sorry birb

[Anonymous No.16304581]

>>16304512
Thanks for the thread, that's interesting

[Anonymous No.16304586]

>>16304555
Now imagine a few hundreds of whole birds being stuffed in a seal skin and left to ferment for a few months?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiviak

[Anonymous No.16304588]

A Christian cannot eat an animal that did not have its blood drained which means it had to be cut and its blood spilled.
This is a pre-Christian tradition and I'll have none of it thanks

[Anonymous No.16304590]

eating songbirds is subhuman behavior

[Anonymous No.16304598]

>>16304512
Bourdain tried this once and he said it tasted great

[Anonymous No.16304611]

>>16304598
>"I bring my molars down and through my bird's rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I'm giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue slowly – ever so slowly – to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, have been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull."
guy was a faggot. i hate "foodies" so much. who the fuck writes shit like this. what a DOUCHE. he probably killed himself in a moment of clarity and self reflection when he realized what a homosexual he was

[Anonymous No.16304618]

>>16304586
>wiki
>In August 2013 several people died in Siorapaluk from eating kiviak that was made from eider rather than auk. Eider does not ferment as well as auk, and gave those who ate it botulism.
That's gonna be a no from me, dog.

[Anonymous No.16304625]

>>16304611
Looks like what an edgy teen would write. This turd was a joke what a cuck

[Anonymous No.16304647]

>>16304611
That's pretty fucked up.
Ortolans were mostly eaten by french bourgeoisie. There are many stories of politics eating ortolans after they were forbidden. You have to be a bit of a psycho to enjoy this I think.
François Mitterrand loved them.

[Anonymous No.16304676]

>>16304586
Eskimos are hardcore with their food I see

[Anonymous No.16304677]

>>16304647
I read that it was his last meal before going to hell ;_;

[Anonymous No.16304696]

https://youtu.be/SEPMuyGe7dg

[Anonymous No.16304700]

>>16304586
You just know thats a food that was discovered accidently.

[Anonymous No.16304704]

>>16304512
I've missed you ortolan anon

[Anonymous No.16304762]

Great, an occasion to post this webm :
>>>/wsg/3995264

[Anonymous No.16304971]

>>16304762
Thats the first time Ive ever vomitted with an erection

[Anonymous No.16305224]

>>16304514
Looks like a garloid to me

[Anonymous No.16305614]

>>16304588
>prechristian
aka jewish

your time will come

[Anonymous No.16305906]

>>16304531
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.16305944]

>>16304762
is that a man or a woman?

[Anonymous No.16307037]

>>16304512
Guts and all? Do the French really?

[Anonymous No.16307127]

>>16304512
i have from watching hannibal and I've always wanted to try but the closest thing i can eat is this fried quail

[Anonymous No.16307137]

oops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.16307645]

>>16304762
Very ritualistic. I wonder who first figured out this bird tastes so good

[Anonymous No.16307762]

>>16304512
>>16304514
The towel thing is supposed to be for capturing the aromatics given off by the dish. The bird is drowned because they are trying to fill its lungs which is somehow beneficial before briefly pan roasting it.. At least according to my chef homie

[Anonymous No.16307819]

>>16307137
damn that looks tasty

[Anonymous No.16307830]

>>16304762
I bet she's fucking wild in the bedroom God damn she'd make a good sugar mommy.

[Anonymous No.16307837]

>>16307645
People used to eat a shitton of birds back in the day. We just got too OP with gunpowder and murdered a lot of the easier to hunt ones.

>>16307037
They probably clean out the digestive tract and all that crap. Sort of like softshell crabs where you can eat the whole damn crab - for those you typically remove the face, lungs (literally you can lift a flap and snip them off easy as heck), and gonads.

[Anonymous No.16307850]

>>16304512
>Because it's so shameful to eat this beautiful and delicate bird you have to hide it from God (at least this is what the French said).
also because you have to spit out the crunched bones and legs

[Anonymous No.16308037]

>>16304512
>Apparently it's so soft you can eat the bones and the beak.
same with deenz. never had it. saw it first on american dad years ago, no shame.

[Anonymous No.16308887]

Ancient tradition was eating a songbird offends the gods. It's interesting how that evolves.

[Anonymous No.16309027]

>>16308887
Interesting how exactly you fucking faggot piece of shit. Explain how.

[Anonymous No.16309047]

>>16304512
You eat it under a towel because it's so fucking fat and you don't want to look shameful toward the other guests. Who ever said it was to hide from god is a retard and I assume you got that idea from there.
When you eat that, you literally suck the grease out of his cloaca. There was a french vid on a chef making and eating one.

[Anonymous No.16309056]

>>16304611
Can't believe this guy killed himself.
>once got severely depressed over some bad airline food

[Anonymous No.16309062]

>>16304588
Bullshit, one of the duck butchering tradition of France is to strangle them to keep the blood inside. I doubt medievalfags who observed christian tradition rigorously would infract on it; obviously you're probably from a faggot heretical sect or a kike.

[Anonymous No.16309110]

>>16304598
He said the same thing about slurping down southeast Asian ladyboy loads

[Anonymous No.16309132]

>>16304512
The French are barbarians with the mask of civility.

[Anonymous No.16309143]

>>16304588
You are absolutely wrong you noahide worshipping faggot. You probably circumcise your children and stone women too. Dumb fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16309144]

>>16309062
Please don't spread dissemination you don't really have a degree in medievalistic studies

[Anonymous No.16309161]

>>16304762
Yeah, it's a good thing this was banned

[Anonymous No.16309165]

>>16309062
He's probably a jew

[Anonymous No.16309166]

>>16304588
Idiotic larp, fuck off you legalistic pharisee

[Anonymous No.16309183]

>>16304762
There's no way its THAT fucking good. Also I'm not sure why but here rubbing it on her cheek was pretty disturbing for some reason. Its supposed to be the haute cuisine rituistic fancy experience yet its overly barbaric in nature and she's rubbing the food all over her face like an infant.

[Anonymous No.16309215]

>>16304512
Huh... what if you did this but with lobster? Would it come out good?

[Anonymous No.16309236]

>>16309215
No you fucking moron, holy shit. Nothing about it would turn out the same. They have no lungs to fill with booze, the short cooking time in the pan would result in raw shellfish, and there's simply no way to cook a lobster so that the outer shell is edible. I'm seriously wondering why this thought even crossed your mind to begin with.

[Anonymous No.16309318]

>>16304512
I love a glistening hard ortolan in my mouth. The salty flavour.

Last weekend I put an ortolan in my mouth in z public toilet while holding another ortolan.

[Anonymous No.16309446]

>>16304570
>>16304563
Tbh hunting a wild bird is better than eating factory farmed chicken in terms of ethics. At least the bird knew freedom.

[Anonymous No.16309522]

>>16309446
>killing animals
>ever being ethical
Maybe you should hunt yourself

[Anonymous No.16309552]

>>16309522
Ahem...
>And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food.
>Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.

[Anonymous No.16309570]

>>16309522
>eating how our species has evolved to eat
You're telling me we are the only scavenging omnivore to make the transition to pack hunter with no morphological changes, and you would spit in the face of our biology?

[Anonymous No.16309591]

>>16309522
I do hunt myself. I find it far more merciful for an animal to die from my arrow or trap than to be mailed into submission by a predator who will grace their final moments of whatever shadow of a complex consciousness the prey has with indescribable terror and agony. That, or dying slowly, of old age or disease, suffering until it can no longer go on.

To be eaten by a human is a privilege for animals. To live free and then die only at the hands of the species who is on the doorstep of conquering multiple planets? It's noble.

Its only unethical to hunt when you don't use all of the animal, don't finish your kill, or hunt for trophies rather than animal-derived goods.

[Anonymous No.16309903]

There is a very hard to find clip of Jeremy Clarkson eating ortolans on one of his shows. Great, if you can find it.

[Anonymous No.16309963]

>>16304512
When you say drown them in alcohol, do you mean they brined them in alcohol, or literally drowned them in it?

[Anonymous No.16309992]

>>16309963
drowned. The birds go in alive.

[Anonymous No.16310480]

>>16304762
I really doubt it's that great.
Imagine comparing the greatest tastes imaginable 200 years ago to what you could pick up at a local store today.

[Anonymous No.16310516]

>>16304512
yeah and the french elite also fuck 3 year olds
the french are an immoral race and now their cities crawl with rats and muslims

[Anonymous No.16310938]

>>16310480
stuff at local stores are mostly cheap shit full of additive

>>16310516
sound based to me

[Anonymous No.16310960]

>>16304512
Yeah sure I watches billions tv series too

[Anonymous No.16310973]

>>16309992
Get them drunk before dead, nice.

[Anonymous No.16310987]

>>16305224
>he doesnt hide his shame when eating homegrown garloids

[Anonymous No.16310999]

>>16304762
A McDonald's cheeseburger probably tastes better than that euro dumpster bird marinated in trash water. Do euros just do this to be smug?

[Anonymous No.16311013]

>>16309047
>you literally suck the grease out of his cloaca
Euros are disgusting

[Anonymous No.16311019]

>>16311013
When did chanettes get so squeamish?

[Anonymous No.16311020]

>>16304611
How would you write about the same experience?
>Shit was cash, bro.
Cry all you want, but at least his description conveyed the sensations of eating that thing.

[Anonymous No.16311027]

>>16311013
Ah yes, because century eggs-jenkem special with copious amount of corn syrup is the peak of non-Euro culinary arts.

[Anonymous No.16311043]

>>16311020
We all know what it feels like to chew food. The components mash together and liquids squeeze out and the food mushes up. That's always true, any elaboration communicates nothing.

[Anonymous No.16311054]

>>16304512
>https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ortolans-birds-enjoyed-french-delicacy-are-being-eaten-extinction-180972272/
So why does it have to be that specific bird? Why can't you just use a baby chicken?

[Anonymous No.16311063]

>>16311043
>we all know what it’s like to eat a bird whole
Maybe you; not most of us.
You can hate descriptive writing all you want, but at least give a valid criticism.

[Anonymous No.16311121]

>You catch the ortolan with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take it alive. Take it home. Poke out its eyes and put it in a small cage. Force-feed it oats and millet and figs until it has swollen to four times its normal size. Drown it in brandy. Roast it whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring it to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over your head to hide your cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole bird into your mouth, with only the beak protruding from your lips. Bite. Put the beak on your plate and begin chewing, gently. You will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm you. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as your teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate your gums, you will taste the salt of your own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful.
This is some cult level shit

[Anonymous No.16311403]

>>16304512
do europeans really...?

[Anonymous No.16312040]

>>16304588
Anon, those laws were for the Israelites, from before the new covenant and thusly that means that the new covenant (of which Jesus Christ created and sealed with his death) allows the ingestion of blood.
Only the Jehovah's Witnesses still observe the old covenant, and they were labeled heretical by the Catholic church, the Orthodox Church and by most if not all Protestant sects.
Only the copts have no real opinion, and they have had no contact with Jehovah's Witnesses.
Jesus be with you lad, and may you find your way.

[Anonymous No.16312174]

>>16311121
is the eye ablation really necessary

[Anonymous No.16312213]

I eat them like potato chips. One after another until they are all gone
https://www.eater.com/platform/amp/2018/11/21/18101843/ortolans-bird-napkin-billions-succession

[Anonymous No.16312237]

>>16309236
I’m sorry. I just got really excited.

[Anonymous No.16312238]

>>16312174
It tricks them into gorging themselves. They like to grub down when it’s dark
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/ortolan-bunting-france

[Anonymous No.16312257]

>>16304512
Sounds like a medieval rich man's degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.16312278]

>>16304512
This whole thing reeks of judaism

[Anonymous No.16312282]

>>16312174
The eye ablation is out of respect for Saint Peter.

[Anonymous No.16312298]

>>16304512
Sounds tasty.

[Anonymous No.16312299]

>>16304762
This is probably one of the most degenerate things I've ever watched. It made me a little naseous.

[Anonymous No.16312616]

>>16311121
Yep, that's it. I'm done. People who do this should be burned at the stake. That is straight up evil.

[Anonymous No.16312682]

So in China they eat fucking anything with a pulse and they are backwards yet the high cuisine of cultured France is popcorn songbirds, tortured goose liver, moldy rotten cheese, snails, sturgeon eggs, etc

[Anonymous No.16312722]

>>16312040
Paul very much so advocated that the ban on eating blood still applies

[Anonymous No.16312747]

>>16312682
Nobody likes French people but they certainly make better food than chinks. I can't speak for Ortalon but force-fed goose liver tastes fucking amazing. French torture animals we already eat by making them fatter and tastier, chinks torture common household pets by physically mutilating them with fire, Vladislav, and blunt objects under the incorrect belief that the adrenaline they get from facing a life or death situation tenderize the meat and the end result is fucking vile. As barbaric as the whole ortolan thing was its absolutely nothing compared to what you can see on the street of China on any given day.

[Anonymous No.16312764]

>>16312682
Chinese people are probably starving. No one is making excuses for the French.

[Anonymous No.16312900]

>>16309992
So they marinate in the shit they void as well?

[Anonymous No.16312909]

>>16304586
Hey I remember eating this
It was delicious and it didn't even smell bad. Thanks cousin from Nuuk

[Anonymous No.16313568]

>>16309591
Fuck you faggot. I'll hunt for sport and trophy when I fucking feel like it.

Cuck bitch ass nigga.

[Anonymous No.16313579]

>>16313568
>kills just to kill
>no goal beyond shinies
Like a cat. Or a woman.

[Anonymous No.16313746]

>>16312900
The shit represents the sacrifice of Justin Martyr.

[Anonymous No.16314082]

>>16304762
That'll be a yikes from me. Talk about a disgusting display.

>>16311121
Gross. There is no reason to blind the bird except for cruelty. It's not as if force feeding birds is unknown to the French.

[Anonymous No.16314131]

>>16310938
>stuff at local stores are mostly cheap shit full of additive
And? That's the point, cheap shit today would have been seen as a luxury in the past. A King 200 years ago wouldn't be able to comprehend the fruity flavour explosion of skittles.

[Anonymous No.16314140]

>>16312238
Couldn't they just turn the lights off or throw a blanket over the cage?

[Anonymous No.16314152]

>>16313568
niggers be like

[Anonymous No.16314156]

>>16314140
The cruelty makes the meat taste better

[Anonymous No.16314164]

>>16304611
Yeah fuck him for using words. I didn't go to college and make $200k starting. Fucking school faggots.

[Anonymous No.16314169]

>>16314164
fuck off bourdain's ghost
stop haunting our board

[Anonymous No.16314172]

>>16311121
Holy shit I hate the french
Just eat a fucking burger

[Anonymous No.16314223]

>>16312174
>>16314140
People used to poke out caged songbirds eyes out with a hot needle too because they thought they would sing sweeter if blind (much like blind human musicians). Life is just fucked up in a lot of ways
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blinded_Bird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinkensport

[Anonymous No.16314435]

>>16311121
>slicing your gums bloody is required to consume this properly
Fuck this stupid bullshit

[Anonymous No.16314456]

>go to /ck/ to forget the evilness of the world for a brief moment
>end up more depressed and blackpilled than ever because of some sick fucks torturing cute songbirds

[Anonymous No.16314592]

>>16314223
Of course it's the Dutch behind this shit

[Anonymous No.16314753]

>>16312213
Why not just eat chicken wings one after another?

[Anonymous No.16314960]

>>16307137
Looks good!

[Anonymous No.16314974]

>>16311121
Who said that-De Sade?

[Anonymous No.16314992]

This would be an exquisite taste, a rare pleasure.
I would bring my own ranch though don't expect them having quality condiments there

[Anonymous No.16316141]

>>16311121
>>16312174
>>16312616
>>16314082
>>16314172
>>16314435
bitches. you don't belong in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16316162]

>>16314992
For me, it's lighthouse ranch.

[Anonymous No.16316506]

>>16304512
>As the story goes, the birds are trapped in nets, then blinded by having their eyes poked out—to manipulate the feeding cycle. I have no doubt that at various times in history this was true. Labor laws being what they are in Europe these days, it is apparently no longer cost-effective to employ an eye-gouger. A simple blanket or a towel draped over the cage has long since replaced this cruel means of tricking the ortolan into continuingly gorging itself on figs, millet, and oats.

[Anonymous No.16316515]

>>16316506
>When the birds are suitably plumped up—with a desirable layer of thick fat—they are killed, plucked, and roasted. It is claimed that the birds are literally drowned in Armagnac—but this, too, is not the case. A simple whiff of the stuff is enough for the now morbidly obese ortolan to keel over stone-dead.

[Anonymous No.16316528]

>>16316515
>The flames in the cocottes burn down, and the ortolans are distributed, one to each guest. Everyone at this table knows what to do and how to do it. We wait for the sizzling flesh and fat before us to quiet down a bit. We exchange glances and grins and then, simultaneously, we place our napkins over our heads, hiding our faces from God, and with burning fingertips lift our birds gingerly by their hot skulls, placing them feet-first into our mouths—only their heads and beaks protruding.

[Anonymous No.16316545]

>>16304512
>Ever heard of ortolans?
We all did because everyone saw Hannibal.

[Anonymous No.16316546]

>>16316528
>In the darkness under my shroud, I realize that in my eagerness to fully enjoy this experience, I’ve closed my eyes. First comes the skin and the fat. It’s hot. So hot that I’m drawing short, panicky, circular breaths in and out—like a high-speed trumpet player, breathing around the ortolan, shifting it gingerly around my mouth with my tongue so I don’t burn myself. I listen for the sounds of jaws against bone around me but hear only others breathing, the muffled hiss of rapidly moving air through teeth under a dozen linen napkins. There’s a vestigial flavor of Armagnac, low-hanging fumes of airborne fat particles, an intoxicating, delicious miasma. Time goes by. Seconds? Moments? I don’t know. I hear the first snap of tiny bones from somewhere near and decide to brave it. I bring my molars slowly down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue, slowly—ever so slowly—to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, had been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.

[Anonymous No.16316566]

>>16316546
>What is left is the fat. A coating of nearly imperceptible yet unforgettable-tasting abdominal fat. I undrape, and, around me, one after another, the other napkins fall to the table, too, revealing glazed, blissed-out expressions, the beginnings of guilty smiles, an identical just-fucked look on every face.

[Anonymous No.16316582]

>>16316546
>>16316566
>this is how retarded rich people spend their time
And they're trying to convince us that there no rape dungeons and sacrifices. Yeah, right.

[Anonymous No.16316896]

>>16304512
speaking of cooking birds, does anyone have that webm of that guy electrocuting that turkey

[Anonymous No.16316903]

>>16316141
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.16316906]

>In the darkness under my shroud, I realize that in my eagerness to fully enjoy this experience, I’ve closed my eyes. First comes the skin and the fat. It’s hot. So hot that I’m drawing short, panicky, circular breaths in and out—like a high-speed trumpet player, breathing around the ortolan, shifting it gingerly around my mouth with my tongue so I don’t burn myself. I listen for the sounds of jaws against bone around me but hear only others breathing, the muffled hiss of rapidly moving air through teeth under a dozen linen napkins. There’s a vestigial flavor of Armagnac, low-hanging fumes of airborne fat particles, an intoxicating, delicious miasma. Time goes by. Seconds? Moments? I don’t know. I hear the first snap of tiny bones from somewhere near and decide to brave it. I bring my molars slowly down and through my bird’s rib cage with a wet crunch and am rewarded with a scalding hot rush of burning fat and guts down my throat. Rarely have pain and delight combined so well. I’m giddily uncomfortable, breathing in short, controlled gasps as I continue, slowly—ever so slowly—to chew. With every bite, as the thin bones and layers of fat, meat, skin, and organs compact in on themselves, there are sublime dribbles of varied and wondrous ancient flavors: figs, Armagnac, dark flesh slightly infused with the salty taste of my own blood as my mouth is pricked by the sharp bones. As I swallow, I draw in the head and beak, which, until now, had been hanging from my lips, and blithely crush the skull.
>What is left is the fat. A coating of nearly imperceptible yet unforgettable-tasting abdominal fat. I undrape, and, around me, one after another, the other napkins fall to the table, too, revealing glazed, blissed-out expressions, the beginnings of guilty smiles, an identical just-fucked look on every face.

[Anonymous No.16316929]

>>16316906
>wii soy open mouth small
please post a screenshot of your full file of hundreds of autistically descriptive soiboi memes.

[Anonymous No.16316952]

Arent all those sharp little bones going to fuck your digestive system later?

[Anonymous No.16317071]

>>16304677
His last meal was a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.16317510]

>>16316506
>>16316515
>>16316528
Wouldn't it be easier to make chicken nuggets?

[Anonymous No.16318266]

>>16309165
Or he could be Adventist

[Anonymous No.16318784]

>>16304696
what the fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.16318791]

>>16309027
t. antichrist

[Anonymous No.16319170]

>>16304696
>ma tete!...
HAHA her reaction when she accidentally drops Tweety Birds head at the end

[Anonymous No.16319262]

>>16304696

[Anonymous No.16319295]

>>16304611
Bourdain "encouraged ‘a more tolerant, human way of seeing the world.’" Eats defenseless little birds that were horrifically killed in order for him to satisfy his gluttonous appetite

[Anonymous No.16319304]

I know qui is behind the consumption of Ortolans.

[Anonymous No.16319371]

>>16304611
>he probably killed himself in a moment of clarity and self reflection

reading that entire paragraph made me realize how annoying he sounds. no one talks like a retard like him

[Anonymous No.16319536]

>>16319295
he said human way not humane way

[Anonymous No.16319608]

>>16319304
impressive beaks on those birds

[Anonymous No.16319875]

>>16304588
Fuck off jew

[Anonymous No.16320065]

>>16319304
QUI?

[Anonymous No.16320096]

>>16319875
There are Christians who keep kosher anon, they're not Jewish. Rent-free.

t. ex-Adventist

[Anonymous No.16320165]

>>16320096
Protestants aren't christian, anon

[Anonymous No.16320382]

>>16320165
Adventist aren't even Protestant they're a bunch of heretical cultists Waco tier

[Anonymous No.16320404]

>>16313568
Look out boys, we got a fuckin retard over here. I bet you go to McDonald's for your plebfeed after you hunt, you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.16320478]

>>16304588
That's not a Christian thing
I have NEVER heard of- oh wait you're catholic arent you?

Protestant gang here

[Anonymous No.16320589]

>>16320478
I am Protestant too. Not mainstream but Evangelical Prptestant - the one TRUE religion

[Anonymous No.16320771]

>>16320165
Neither are c*tholics. Eastern orthodox or nothing

[Anonymous No.16320799]

Yeah we still drown ortolans.

We also choke our pigeons and ducks, makes them way more tasty.

And we force-feed our ducks and geese for their delicious greasy liver.

If you got a problem with that you can fuck right off back to cuck heaven.

[Anonymous No.16320812]

>>16320799
Nobody cares you frog weakling, go take a shower.

[Anonymous No.16321065]

>>16320771
>eastern orthodox
Lmao they are the biggest Jewish LARPers out there

[Anonymous No.16321073]

>>16320799
You can fuck off to reddit with that spacing bucko

[Anonymous No.16321086]

>>16304526
sparrows are good, they fry them or roast them in butter in Vietnam (chim se nuong)

[Anonymous No.16321094]

>>16304570
>>16304563
Bourdain ate it and wrote about it
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/04/real-story-about-the-illegal-ortolan-delicacy-eaten-on-billions.html
https://www.the-tls.co.uk/articles/anthony-bourdain-pain-pleasure/

[Anonymous No.16321108]

>>16304512
the Fr*nch aren't people duh

[Anonymous No.16321711]

>>16319371
He didn't talk like that, he wrote like that :^}

[Anonymous No.16321725]

>>16304512
i remember seeing an episode of family guy where the alien was making a big deal about eating ortolan
seemed like a hamfisted way to bring the concept into pop culture psyche