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>> No.16364177
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>> No.16364180
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>> No.16364196

>>16364177
Is that guy trolling?

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>> No.16364203
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>>16364177
Give your bird a good ol' pull

>> No.16364204
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>> No.16364206
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>>16364172

>> No.16364210

>>16364194
delete this

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>> No.16364219
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>>16364210

>> No.16364224
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>> No.16364227

>>16364194
Uhh meatbros... are we the bad guys?

>> No.16364234
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>>16364207

>> No.16364254

>>16364234
Asian wagie = MOGGED.

>> No.16364255

>>16364227
animals don't have feelings

>> No.16364256
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>> No.16364257

>>16364227
No, it's the asshole muslims who insist on slaughtering their own meat. The cows didn't have to live through that.

>> No.16364302
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>> No.16364308

>>16364172
booba

>> No.16364310
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>> No.16364317
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>> No.16364328
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>> No.16364336
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>> No.16364342
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>> No.16364343

>>16364307
Kek what the fuck was he trying to do

>> No.16364349
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>>16364172
>the wandering warrior

>> No.16364358
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>> No.16364366
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>> No.16364372

>>16364358
What's the story here?

>> No.16364388
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>>16364372
BLM

>> No.16364391

>>16364343
Firebend

>> No.16364398

>>16364366
Heartbreaking. We too often forget how badly this pandemic has hurt the truly vulnerable.

>> No.16364400
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>> No.16364403

>>16364308

fpbp

>> No.16364404

>>16364194
>halal
Yeah of course its barbaric. Give em the ol' Chigurh and it's no big deal

>> No.16364418

>>16364366
How bad is the mother's cooking lmao

>> No.16364419
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>> No.16364426
File: 2.88 MB, 600x336, Steak Dinner for Two Recipe in 20 Minutes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16364431

>>16364418
kid looks pretty british so probably a yikes/10

>> No.16364448
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>> No.16364455

>>16364419
i hate the "tasty" bullshit instagram recording angle but the steak looks good

>> No.16364463
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>> No.16364469
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>> No.16364505

>>16364400
Literally me

>> No.16364569

>>16364224
yolks not as green as expected

>> No.16364579

>>16364328
wait until they learn what a 'quiche' is

fucking ashamed to be a 'murcan

>> No.16364655
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>> No.16364666
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>> No.16364682

>>16364366
fuckin fat little goblette
>>16364666
why not just eat catfood

>> No.16364683

>>16364194
you should see how poorly plants are treated compared to this

>> No.16364689

>>16364655
i did this and still have fucking scars

>> No.16364692

>>16364200
Cheese was a mistake

>> No.16364699

>>16364194
Judging by the types of cows they show here, this is clearly in southeast Asia, and therefore irrelevant

>> No.16364702

>>16364655
I don't understand why people act like this is somehow surprising. You can cook an egg with a lot of different appliances: stove, oven, rice cooker, microwave, grill, electric kettle.

>> No.16364706

>>16364172
I'd like to whisk her into the bushes and have consensual vaginal sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16364708

>>16364358
fake.
she would have ate those bananas immediately

>> No.16364710

>>16364194
>Brazil
Bruh
Something something human rights before animal rights something something uma delicia

>> No.16364712
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>>16364505

>> No.16364713

>>16364177
is he ok bros

>> No.16364716

>>16364206
ITS STOP DROP AND ROLL NOT FUCKING STEP TURN PIROUETTE

YOU'RE PUTTING OUT THE FIRE BURNING ON YOU NOT BALLET DANCING

>> No.16364718
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>> No.16364723
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>> No.16364733
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>> No.16364744

>>16364366
literally me

>> No.16364743
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>> No.16364754
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>> No.16364756

>>16364733
I wanna see her eat the whole fucking thing

>> No.16364771

>>16364733
I wanna break her nose

>> No.16364776

>>16364733
Does she think she's making blissful facial expressions? Doesn't she watch her own footage?

>> No.16364777

>>16364733
Why is her nose cut off, did she eat that too?

>> No.16364782

>>16364733
Her onlyfans scat videos are kino

>> No.16364817

>>16364579
Get fucked, I guess. Sorry you're such a sad person that you can't let people enjoy themselves and that you're so ignorant.

>> No.16364838

>>16364713
Yeah they were just joking around

>> No.16364847

>>16364255
Just because you're depressed doesn't mean everything else is

>> No.16364854
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>> No.16364855

>>16364177
What the fuck D:

>> No.16364857
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>> No.16364867
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Tuna Casserole with Spinach.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16364872

>>16364817
>>16364817
What exactly am I ignorant of? Because I don’t support little crap muffins? You can eat them if you want piggy, it’s still trash even if you think it’s tasty™

>> No.16364912

>>16364872
You're ignorant because you think your tiny little world is all there is. Let people make things they like. I make egg cup things all the time. Eggs, sausage, mushrooms, spinach, whatever. GrB a couple and nuke em, and they're a great quick breakfast. Show some imagination,otherwise you'll end up fat, stupid, and angry.

>> No.16364916
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>> No.16364954
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>>16364683

>> No.16364960

>>16364838
ok thanks

>> No.16364965

>>16364172
It's very endearing how she tries to appear human.

>> No.16364974

>>16364177
what i feel like after pulling out a long loogie

>> No.16364980

>>16364743
These look great, I might try this

>> No.16364984
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>> No.16364988
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>>16364980

>> No.16365004
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>>16364702
Early Russian Hacker (clip) + the milk was a nice touch.

>> No.16365014

>>16364743
>bake SIX to EIGHT HOURS
Ain't nobody got time for that. Especially not for some shitty tomato chips

>> No.16365025

>>16364177
>catches birdbro with a fucking net
>proceeds to pull it's head off with his bare hands
What the fuck man?

>> No.16365026

>>16364702
Well, people don't and I guess that's why. Cooking eggs in the microwave is nearly as common as popcorn, the food for which the microwave was invented.

>> No.16365030

>>16365025
don't worry anon he was ok in the end, i checked

>> No.16365031
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>> No.16365046
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>>16364194
This is not the reality of the western meat industry. What is depicted in webms like these is the slaughter process for Jews and Muslims (kosher and halal) they require the animal to bleed out except for the meat to be halal certified they have to pray to Allah before they bleed the animal to death.

>> No.16365058

>>16364872
>it’s tasty™
yeah, they actually are pretty tasty, agreed

>> No.16365066
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>> No.16365075
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>> No.16365081

>>16364194
The ends justify the means.

>> No.16365083
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>> No.16365097

>>16364206
Some sack of shit stood there and filmed this instead of at least trying to grab a bucket of water or something

>> No.16365101

>>16364349
Is that really Jack?

>> No.16365110
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>>16365046

>> No.16365113
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>> No.16365127
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>>16365081

>> No.16365156
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>>16364194

>> No.16365162

>>16365156
Wow how cool nobody's ever done that before

>> No.16365169

>>16365127
I picked up a rotisserie chicken from costco last week, it was delicious.

>> No.16365172

>>16365162
I haven't

>> No.16365178

>>16364372
just your typical day in the hood

>> No.16365190
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>>16365169

>> No.16365214

>>16365083
>call it potato salad
>not a single potato involved
call it a fucking cauliflower salad you sausage-fingered retard

>> No.16365259

>>16364194
This is why I only eat local organic meat
Fuck international factory farming, absolutely disgusting

>> No.16365268

>>16365046
Reminds me of Jordanians starving K9 bomb-detecting dogs that were given to them by the USA. Muslims shouldn't be allowed to exist

>> No.16365276

>>16364172
wondrous and truly as evolved and advanced as the rest of us. we're all the same.

>> No.16365281

>>16364227
There are some evil religions out there that involve the ritual slaughter and sacrifice of their animals. That's why it's more important these days to know where your meat comes from, so you don't accidentally eat something that's been sacrificed to idols or demons or something. Avoid halal and kosher meat if you can.

>> No.16365282

>>16365101
Why is it so hard to believe?
>>16364723
Why was I expecting him to catch on fire?

>> No.16365284

>>16364372
her life matters, apparently

>> No.16365316
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>>16364194
>good ol' shoe throwing

>> No.16365323

>>16364177
>he thought he could get away with shoplifting
what a gullible fag

>> No.16365326

>>16364733
its not october yet. i dont need to watcha skeleton eat tuna

>> No.16365335

>>16364172
Boo-aw fuck

>> No.16365363

>>16364857
Satisfying

>> No.16365365

>>16364912
That ain't egg cup that's fucking baked mayo you disgusting fatty

>> No.16365375

>>16364227
eating meat isn't bad but the way we treat animals is

>> No.16365399

>>16364177
This makes me so happy. Fuck gulls.

>> No.16365407
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>footage leftoids show of animal cruelty is always from some Asian, middle eastern or Jewish shithole
>leftoids fight tooth and nail to defend said shitholes and import their culture into the west

>> No.16365413

>>16364194
slavs arent human

>> No.16365415

>>16365413
>Slav
>giant sign written in English

Ah, the eternal-anglo tries to spread his filthy lies yet again.

>> No.16365420
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>>16365365

>> No.16365426

>>16364212
that explains birdo from mario

>> No.16365428
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>> No.16365429

>>16364302
jesus christ that is the first thing they tell you not to do in a kitchen

>> No.16365430
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>>16364194
>brazillian
not my problem

>> No.16365443

>>16364227
yes, but youre not obligated to care
>>16364257
>>16365281
most halal slaughterhouses still stun the animal before cutting the throat because its easier to start open up the neck and stick the heart for quick bleedout. they usually bolt the cow anyway after weighing it so the leggers dont get kicked in the face.

>> No.16365452

>>16364366
The fuck is she sorry about

>> No.16365463

>>16365428
thats a ridiculous amount of sugar

>> No.16365470

>>16364257
yes ! they are the assholes for not trying to gas the animals to death

>> No.16365472
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>>16365443

>> No.16365476

>>16365443
I guess people have to do what they have to do

>> No.16365496

>>16365472
what a waste of good blood

>> No.16365512
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>> No.16365515
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>> No.16365517
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>>16365496

>> No.16365518
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>> No.16365529
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>> No.16365538
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Salmon Tartare Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16365545

>>16365420
>honey
This honey has no colour, it looks like corn syrup

>> No.16365564

>>16365545
the mayo, mustard and honey are all bottom-shelf. personally, I'm most offended by the mustard.

>> No.16365566

>>16364194
Mobile slaughter houses that service local farms can solve this

>> No.16365622
File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Slaughter mobile unit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16365566
It's for foreign markets.

>> No.16365626
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Mobile Slaughter Unit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16365633
File: 2.92 MB, 462x540, CATFISHED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16365636
File: 2.91 MB, 548x308, Mobile Slaughter Unit 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.16365639

>>16365622
>>16365626
If everyone does it, it's a better alternative

>> No.16365659

>>16364194
>>16364234
Watch these two in quick succession

>> No.16365671
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Mobile Slaughter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16365639
Nobody does... These clips are from 11 years ago.

>> No.16365672

>>16364180
Videos made on this template are pure cancer. This >>16364191 is miles better.

>> No.16365687
File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, zucc toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16365529
>no Würze

>> No.16365696

>>16364207
Why didn't she sit properly on top? :(

>> No.16365701
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>>16365672

>> No.16365713

>>16364172
i really want to suck her dick

>> No.16365716
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>> No.16365738

>>16365671
Are they the latest ones you can find?

>> No.16365749

>>16364194
>oh no the poor animals fuck
....
>Halal
>Brazil
nvm explains it all

>> No.16365753

>>16364194
>implying i care

>> No.16365754

>>16364372
niggers gonna nig

>> No.16365767
File: 2.92 MB, 360x640, Pig butchering.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16365738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-mxxh-HD0

>> No.16365776

>>16364418
bro its most likeley ona crunchy burnt rice scale. whats that womans name again ?

>> No.16365789 [DELETED] 

>>16364366
Disgusting, the mom is probably fat as fuck too just like this ugly kid

>> No.16365798

>>16364782
high maintnance gal haha. in all seriousness that bitch looks gross. especially the nose of death is not okay

>> No.16365886

>>16364404
>halal
Except it's not. Do you even know what you're talking about?

>> No.16365927
File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, kay makes garlic bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>16365776
Kay's Cooking?

>> No.16365944

>>16365927
holy fuck this is the most revolting thing in this thread

>> No.16365983
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>>16365944
VERY rude!

>> No.16365990

>>16364912
These aren’t egg cups. These are MAYO cups.

>> No.16366004

>>16365944
>this is the most revolting thing in this thread
You must have some pretty strange standards.

>> No.16366022

>>16365886
nah most of /pol/ election tourists have a room temperature iq

>> No.16366024

>>16364207
I james bond burgered your sister faggot

>> No.16366048

>>16364207
Probably unintentional, but the comedic timing is something else

>> No.16366087

>>16365983
it looks like utter shit desu

>> No.16366102

>>16365097
Based cameraman

>> No.16366112

>>16364207
she has no ass

>> No.16366123

>>16366048
> Probably unintentional
My sweet, summer child

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>> No.16366203

>>16364177
Reminds me of a scene in a movie, think it was Man on Fire, where some Mexican dude shows the kids how to prepare a chicken, and he basically just catches it by it's neck and swings it around in a stirring motion twisting its next until the head comes up. It looked so fucking pro I always wondered if you could do that.

>> No.16366227

>>16364212
yucky. i'll say this much, I'm glad I'm not shitting eggs!

>> No.16366252

>>16364194
>I used to be unable to watch this
Thank you based job for killing any humanity in me

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>>16366123
What are you saying?
You think a f*male has comedic timing?

>> No.16366313

>>16364194
Don't care, eat meat

>> No.16366534

>>16366264
> Comedy
My sweeter yet, spring grandchild

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>>16366534
You lost the plot, dumdum.
Couldn't even follow a reply chain on 4chan.

>> No.16366568

>>16366550
No, he's right. You really don't get it.

>> No.16366577

>>16366024
KeK'd

>> No.16366596

>>16364366
I dont blame her
Imagine how foul a br*tish woman's cooking is

>> No.16366648

>>16366550
Ok, I've been kind. Are you retarded or just autistic? She's a whore who's being whorish. No comedy whatsoever. A disgusting degenerate taking advantage of mentally ill simps.

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>>16364366

>> No.16366666

>>16365162
You aren't fun, you don't have friends

>> No.16366676

>>16365512
>>16365515
>>16365518
thats actually german TV

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>>16366666

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>>16366676
I can confirm that this was filmed on one of the American army bases in Germany, yes.

>> No.16366720

>>16366701
no. we call it "hartz IV tv"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gerJVtPjoko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

>> No.16366735

>>16364177
OH N-

>> No.16366769

>>16366720
>they make the exact noises I imagined them to make on the soundless webms

>> No.16366775

>>16364200
Won't lie, I defnitely take those marrow canapes

>> No.16366778

>>16366769
what always cracks me up is when she start chugging the 2L coke bottle right in the store

>> No.16366805

>>16364177
This legit makes me angry. As I was watching this I was saying "nooo, not the birdy nooooo". I want to hit this fuckhead in the head with a shovel.
Gulls are kind of assholes but I respect them too much to do this to them.
But fuck pigeons though, I'd eat pigeons if they were somehow clean and not eating such vile things in the city.

>> No.16366813

>>16364177
Yoda had the right idea about seagulls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E

>> No.16366822

>>16366649
>When daddy puts the tip

>> No.16366835

>>16364172
man, i'm hungry now.

>> No.16366844

>>16366676
just look at the file name, it's right there, hard to miss it.

>> No.16366846

>>16366813
I grew up in a small fishing village. I was the same age as Tommy.
Tommy would wrap fishguts arounds a firecracker, the kind you strike on a matchbox because they don't go out once they're lit no matter what, and he would throw that assembly into the air down by the harbour.
A gull would usually catch and gobble it and then explode mid-air.

Tommy was a weird kid, but I guess I can't judge too much since I did go down there with him to watch.

>> No.16366939

>>16364984
Are those kind of catfish edible or are they bottom feeders?

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>>16366939
If the girl looks like that I'm definitely a "bottom feeder"

>> No.16366953

>>16366946
>leaving the handle facing front
you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.16366967

>>16366203
I'm assuming you meant *off.
But yeah I'd do it bird hunting all the time pheasant, grouse, woodcock they all have very breakable necks.

>> No.16367020

>>16366967
Yeah I meant off, and that's pretty cool.

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>> No.16367043

>>16364692
My body's been telling me this over the last years.

>> No.16367056

>>16366112
She has a petite and shapely ass, which is far superior to some steatopygian abomination.

>> No.16367073

>>16364207

no ass just scoliosis

>> No.16367076

>>16367056
Come on, man. I prefer small asses but hers is Hank Hill tier.
It's not something she should be showing off.

>> No.16367095

>>16364207

sloppy, could have been great if she knew how to burgersit properly

>> No.16367097

>>16364212
never eating eggs again

>> No.16367115

>>16367076
>It's not something she should be showing off.
Well no, but that's because women are far too whorish these days.

>> No.16367137

>>16365097
I wouldn't have helped him either. Dumbass has to learn the hard way

>> No.16367190

>>16365927
What the FUCK is that???

>> No.16367196

>>16364177
That was really fucking disturbing

>> No.16367202

>>16365713
I forgot that this was an option

>> No.16367203

>>16364212
I have an uncle who said him and his friends used to fuck chickens. I fucking hate that dude even more now.

After the egg comes out at 0:10, it looks like someone sucking on a straw or puckering their lips or something.

>> No.16367220

>>16364463
I don't understand, what makes this healthy, the spinach?

>> No.16367246

>>16365004
This has got to be one of the greatest things ever filmed and I'm not being even the slightest bit sarcastic.

>> No.16367249

>>16365031
I've always wondered how they clean these factories. Like, they've got to shut that shit down a few hours out of the day, right? I know they probably keep the room around refrigeration temperatures, but there's going to be build-up regardless.

>> No.16367253

>>16366666
what a fucking absolute waste of digits you are

>> No.16367276

>>16365420
How did they squeeze that lemon like that? Did they like poke a hole in the bottom? That's actually really cool

>> No.16367286

>>16364200
Social media chef-influencer culture and American cheese have been a disaster for Turkish cuisine

>> No.16367291

>>16367276
lmfao

>> No.16367299

>>16367249
I worked in a fish processing plant like 20 years ago.
We'd shut it down and pressurewash everything with hot water with soap mixed into it.
Various surfaces were regularly swabbed and tested for bacteria as well. The standard was pretty fucking high.
This was in Denmark. I'm sure it varies a bit between locations.

>> No.16367318

>>16365927
Seriously though, what is that stuff? Is that dough, or lard? Or some mysterious organ or fish I've never heard of?

>> No.16367319

>>16367318
it's probably just the saturation on the camera
looks like spreadable butter/margarine to me

>> No.16367344

>>16367318
It's just bread. Massively undercooked.
https://youtu.be/jSLOTPcikSU?t=425

>> No.16367376

>>16366735
o.
Have sex.

>> No.16367383

>>16367299
Interesting. Factories are weird.

>> No.16367406

>>16366048
How gay are you to think this is comedy?

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Quick n tasty meal

>> No.16367646

>>16367591
Probably unintentional, but the comic timing is something else.

>> No.16367652

>>16364194
I hate this fucking planet

>> No.16367659

>>16365413
>Brazil
>Halal
>Slav
Rent free

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>>16367591
Man, that just pisses me off.
Even if that one guy deserved it, he's setting fire to a fucking dialysis ward just to get to him.
How about waiting outside when he's finished instead or something, you fucking prick?

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>>16366805
holy shit shut the fuck up. do you eat meat? if you eat meat (like me), the treatment animals are subjected to while being farmed for meat is far worse than a lifetime of living in nature and a near-instant death.

if you want to hurt the dude in the webm for hunting but you eat meat, you are a hypocrite

>> No.16367721

>>16365281
Easier said than done. I mean, when you go to a grocery store does any of the labels on the meat ever explain where it's from?

>> No.16367725

>>16365025
>>16364855
it may come as a surprise to you, but animals are killed before being butchered/eaten (unless you're chinese)

>> No.16367731

>>16367721
Yes.

>> No.16367732

>>16367678
Looks burned and shitty, nice meme though.

>> No.16367743

>>16365190
Man that is some premium mom-tier sloppa. I'd probably have loved that if my mom made it for me.

>> No.16367751

>>16365472
Gosh do I love beeves.

>> No.16367755

>>16366676
I think that's part of the meme.

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>>16365190
i would blast cum all over her face, tits, ass, pussy, armpits, tummy and feet.

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>>16365190
>putting green onions in before cooking
REEEEE

>> No.16367761

>>16366264
>f*male
Why are you censoring yourself

>> No.16367807

>>16364177
HOW

>> No.16367822

>>16364372
Just a mostly peaceful protest happened

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>>16364194
Most of the world's problems can be solved when Brazil, The Middle East, London, Washington DC, Miami, NYC, Chicago, the West coast, Africa, China, New Zealand, and all of Sweden are nuked several dozen times.

>> No.16367866

>>16367850
>all of Sweden
lmao

>> No.16367883

>>16364372
african american intelligence

>> No.16367888

>>16364857
god i fucking hate _______

>> No.16367893

>>16365030
is starfire pregnant

>> No.16367914

>>16366805
Kys ugly goblina

>> No.16368021

>>16366939
what do you mean? plenty of bottom feeders are edible.

>> No.16368023

>>16365268
evil

>> No.16368034

>>16365443
You can't stun them because that makes it carrion in hadith. Stop lying.

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>>16364177

>> No.16368055

>>16367646
The nigger had a lighter, he was trying to burn the guy.

>> No.16368082

>>16364191
Unglaublich... Messermeister

>> No.16368091

>>16364200
Kebab im Käse? Nein das ist nicht gut. Das ist zu viel.

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>>16364172

>> No.16368102

just fucking cook everything with white wine. delicious.

>> No.16368111

>>16364358
I don't blame he, I've felt like that many times

>> No.16368142

>>16365633
Hot. Also fuck catfish.

>> No.16368172

>>16364234
A bit cheeky

>> No.16368220

>>16364234

used to have a gif of a girl doing this on stream for runescape gold

>> No.16368241

>>16364699
>reading is hard

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>> No.16368249

>>16364257
Coping meatfag

>> No.16368262

>>16368244

This is real.

>> No.16368266

>>16365407
America and europe is jewish shithole

>> No.16368306

>>16364302
China I presume?

>> No.16368327

>>16364733
that horrible nosejob makes me ill

>> No.16368333

>>16364771
>>16364756
The duality of men

>> No.16368343

>>16364733
hello I hate bugmen

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>>16368266
I would take a jewish shithole over a nigger or bugman shithole any day. The jew is evil, but it is not uncivilized. They are the evil doppelganger of whites. Niggers and bugmen are simply subhuman, not corrupted humans such as the jew.

>> No.16368394

>>16364699
Brazillian dummy

>> No.16368416

>>16364203
Fucking kek

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>>16367715
>holy shit shut the fuck up.

>> No.16368479

>>16366550
What the fuck is this? Liver?

>> No.16368486

>>16364419
Overdone

>> No.16368498

>>16364212
lol, just a chicken poopin a dozen eggs

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>>16364196
Very underrated.

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>> No.16368556

>>16364867
>Low carb
>Still 1600 cal per portion

>> No.16368575

>>16364177
pro move

>> No.16368591

>>16364212
fucking pajeets torturing chickens for internet views

>> No.16368596

>>16364372
jogger

>> No.16368608

>>16364366
Child abuse. Why do you even introduce your child to fast food delivery at all? That should not happen!

>> No.16368613

>>16364177
What did he make with all the gullmeat?

>> No.16368617

>>16364388
beautiful and amazing culture

>> No.16368620

>>16367406
>>16366123
I didn't say it was intended to be comedic, which is why I said it was probably unintentional. Obviously it's pandering to butt lovers who want to see it squish stuff, but I didn't think that needed to be said.
Just sitting on stuff with yoga pants is pretty bland on it's own, so the absurdity of nonchalantly sitting on a Big Mac and watching the top half fly off is the most interesting part of the clip.

Now get mad at me for explaining the joke or something, I dunno.

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>> No.16368656

>>16367276
Based retard

>> No.16368657

>>16368486
for you

>> No.16368665

>>16364743
>6-8h
all that time for 8 chips...yeah, no

>> No.16368689

>>16364988
looks good, Ill try that

>> No.16368745

>>16364666
sweet kek, it's the number of the beast! Fuckin based.

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>>16365633
>you'll never have a qt wave at you through a fish's head

>> No.16368872

>>16368775
thank god for that

>> No.16368993

>>16364419
>peppering the steak before putting it on the heat
ngmi; enjoy your fucking burnt spices. Either bloom the pepper in the fat right at the end of the cook or just grind it on while the meat is resting

>> No.16369008

>>16364743
... Sun dried tomatoes

>> No.16369038

>>16364366

Future fat food addict

>> No.16369327

>>16367591
why

>> No.16369346

>>16364234
all that confidence and no ass

>> No.16369772

>>16364666
that looks really good not even gonna lie

>> No.16369896

>>16364712
>>16364400
who made these?

>> No.16370181

>>16364712
Why can't this happen to me?

>> No.16370288

>>16368447
this is why you shouldn't pass out drunk on a public bench

>> No.16370464

>>16364984
I'd like to give her a noodling.

>> No.16370621

>>16364194
>>16364219
See?! This is why our meat is bad quality. We should be at waygu beef quality by now.