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ja/ck/ appreciation thread. is he unironically the best chef on youtube? his salad recipes are to die for

>> No.16388013

Now you're speaking my language.

>> No.16388031

Are you new here jack has been banned for years and mods on this board actually enforce the rules.

>> No.16388230
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>>16388031
>>16387959
Agreed. Jack and his Salmonella are not welcome around here.

>> No.16388233

>>16388230
I welcome it, just don't expect it to last long. The minute someone starts posting Webms I'm sure the thread will get nuked, and what's the point of a jack thread without the Webms?

>> No.16388247
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Jack is a child abuser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.16388260

>>16387959
Speaking of dying, is he still alive?

>> No.16388272
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>>16388260
Unfortunately he is. The Salmonella is yet to claim him.
https://www.youtube.com/c/jakatak69/videos

>> No.16388287

>>16388272
>>16388260
He's barely alive. Too crippled to actually do anything so he doesn't have any new entertaining fuckups. It's just sad watching him drag his arm around to pour pre measured ingredients and feebly attempt to stir before jumpcutting to after his wife has stepped in and done any steps of the recipe that require a functioning body. He just won't die or quit, he will shit out these videos for years and keep comments off so the lolcow is basically dry. But we have /ck/ay now to fill the void in a way.

>> No.16388313

>>16388287
I keep up on him on KF like once or twice a week if I think about it, fatass seems like he's on a fast decline lately

>> No.16388363

I don't actually know the story of ja/ck/. Is he just a really really shitty cook or is he trolling with deliberate garbage dishes?

>> No.16388377

>>16388363
I'd say he is just not the brightest

>> No.16388395

>>16388363
He's actually on the autism spectrum, lives in a hugbox world where he thinks he's a valid voice of the cooking community. He's not trolling in any way.

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at this point Jack Jr is funnier to keep up with than the big man himself
left his union trade job to dye his hair orange, work minimum wage at 7/11, and post creepy pictures of the boys at his church on Instagram

>> No.16388497

>>16388420
Wtf? Is he having a midlife crisis already?

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>>16388395
based

>> No.16388636

>>16388287
don't forget to like comment and subscribe

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>>16387959
He's a piece of shit, especially when he bullied an autistic kid. God punished him though.

>> No.16388656

>>16388272
You do realize a lot of people, especially fat fucks like Jack can stroke out from salmonella, right?

>> No.16388932

>>16388656
You only know thus because you e-stalk a vegetable. Don't act smart.

>> No.16388938

>>16388420
I really want him to be gay, like, I know it would break Jack to have a gay son after literally relocating him to Tennessee because California schools were going to teach him homosexuals exist

>> No.16388949

>>16388497
>Wtf? Is he having a midlife crisis already?
at least he's not 400lbs like his dad. at least he realizes how retarded his father is

>> No.16388996
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The wrong Jack was taken from us

>> No.16389004

>>16388996
>morbidly obese
>Italian American
>"The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste!"
He had it coming.

>> No.16389013

>>16389004
never trust a skinny cook

>> No.16389030

>>16389013
or an italian

>> No.16389036

>>16389030
or an anonymous poster on a chinese image bored

>> No.16389041

>>16389036
or a chinese poster on an anonymous image board

>> No.16389046

>>16389030
>t. g*rman

>> No.16389065

>>16389046
Das übersauce ihr jetz geschmecken!

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>>16389065
>>16389046
>>16389041
>>16389036
>>16389030
>>16389013
wait what were we talking about again?

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He is doing just fine guys

>> No.16389073

>>16389070
waddle waddle

>> No.16389087

>>16389070
remember when he submitted his shitty chili into a contest, and said he didn't expect it to do well, and got pissed off when it didn't actually do well?

>> No.16389088

>>16388287
You're so mean and rude, fuck you Jack jr.

>> No.16389109

>>16389087
was that the same chili contest where the main ingredient was freezer burned years old beef?

>> No.16389119

>>16389087
>>16389109
https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0

>> No.16389133

>>16389109
shit, i thought it was something shitty like that, but looking at it again >>16389119 it's not that bad, but somehow he fucked up

seeing him seething here is great
https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0?t=469

>> No.16389135

>>16389087
he was also sperging at the coordinator asking if people's families can vote and was clearly pissy when she said yes, wah the winning lady has 8 kids it's RIGGED. yeah jack, that won the sway over hundreds of people, not your years old mystery meat combined with other premade walmart brand garbage. his seethe is palpable when he defeatedly says he didn't even make top 3 or 5

>>16389109
you know it

>> No.16389137

>>16389068
dear god. lol

>> No.16389140

Damm I haven't had chili in a long ass time. Maybe I oughta smoke up some brisket.

>> No.16389390

>>16389087
He only thought he wouldn't do well because he was accusing every other entrant of rigging votes in their favour. He thought he had the best chili but everyone else cheated.

>> No.16389403

>>16389070
poor mentally challenged man waddling around completely lost. there should be a daycare on events such as those

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>>16389133
>it's not that bad
nigga take another look

>> No.16389425

>>16389412
How does one not notice this?

>> No.16389440

>>16389412
how can any sane person serve meat thats been in a freezer for over a year. also,ngl. ive never seen any of his videos before. yes, im pretty new to /ck/ but i just wanted to say thank you. these are honestly repulsive videos. i just watched his general tsos and he used like half a box of corn starch. kek

>> No.16389446

>>16389412
what is going on in there? is that pus?

>> No.16389540

>>16389412
I have a small cut that's been in the freezer for a year but it's actually sealed airtight not just thrown in fucking foil god damn

>> No.16389612

>>16388420
He’s a rapper
https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>> No.16389635

>>16389612
>dat boi cali
>Left California when he was 7, claims its a part of his heritage
>meanwhile our boi Jack claims he has a Brooklyn accent and attitude, because his parents were born there
>he has never been.to Brooklyn
We wuzzery , just like obesity, runs deep in the Scalphony family.
Also I doubt jack lost even a pound, he looks the same and he's been "dieting "since January.

>> No.16389659

>>16387959
non-newtonian general tsao's chicken is better imo

>> No.16389665

>>16388420
He's happily married to his high school sweetheart and is a successful Christian rapper. Jealous faggots

>> No.16389667

>>16389070
>eats all the frog legs

>> No.16389671

>>16389665
>successful

>> No.16389680

>>16389665
I'm jealous that he's been inside Tammy's damp love canal.

>> No.16389686

>>16388938
>haha it’s be epic if his son was le fag

Fuck off

>> No.16389718

>>16389412
Ahhh look at that. You see that? That crust? That's great.