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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Made a comparsion about my tiny "penis" (left) vs the female preference (right)

My ""penis"" is pathetic and can't satisfy a woman

>> No.16397655

>>16397649
why would you post this?

>> No.16397657

>>16397649
the only thing wrong with your dick is the extra foreskin. but if you start doing that hrt and wig shit and lose a lot of weight i just might consider it. who cares about satisfying women anyway? it's not about those dumb cunts, stop caring what they want faggot.

>> No.16397661

This has been up for 2 minutes. Let's see how long it takes the jannies to delete

>> No.16397663

>>16397649
It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean.

>> No.16397667

>>16397649
That's a cute penis. Very feminine.

>> No.16397671

>>16397661
stop bumping it idiot

>> No.16397672

>>>/s4s/

>> No.16397675

>>16397663
t. small dick

>> No.16397677

>>16397671
>impying I did
Though if bumping helps get it deleted I would

>> No.16397678

>>16397649
I love this board sometimes

>> No.16397687

>>16397678
Then you probably belong here >>>/h/

>> No.16397707

It's been up for almost 20 minutes now
Lazy nigger jannies

>> No.16397712
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jannies are niggers and belong on a cross

>> No.16397713

>>16397677
you bumped it again ding dong. you like lookin at dickz?

>> No.16397715

janny are you ok

>> No.16397717

>>16397675
My dick is actually pretty big.

>> No.16397721

>>16397713
It was this retard >>16397712
Btw I hope OP gets raped to death by a bunch of Muslim Sudanese in Africa

>> No.16397723

oh I get it, because co/ck/ hahaha

>> No.16397725

>>16397712
snitches belong in a bronze bull

>> No.16397735

is coffee good for you?

>> No.16397737

>>16397717
Wrong.

>> No.16397746

Bumparino

>> No.16397747

>>16397721
that's quite specific. do they make good rapers?

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>>16397737
>>16397737

>> No.16397753

>>16397747
Poor and black make good rapists. Islam adds an extra hint of violence and zealotry to the mix.
Very good rapers, yes. The best almost.

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Who wants some grape?

>> No.16397763

>almost an hour ago
Jannies, I...

>> No.16397766

>>16397750
Called it, small dick.

>> No.16397775

>>16397649
Why would you want to satisfy a woman?

>> No.16397777
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>>16397649
I scroll to see two penises on my favorite board /ck/
OP has a breakfast sausage while these hoes want the buffet

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>>16397759
Eatin a grape here boss!?

>> No.16397781

>>16397649
captcha working as intended huh

>> No.16397782

Why is this still up?
Fuck the /r9k/nigger who made this thread with a rake

>> No.16397787

>>16397777
This get will be lost forever once the jannies wake up :'(

>> No.16397789
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Wakey wakey jannies, you have a spill in the cooking aisle

>> No.16397790

>>16397787
anon, i will always remember your get.

>> No.16397799

This thread has been up for fifty eight minutes what the fuck is wrong with Janny

>> No.16397801

>>16397649
this thread has been up for an hour lmao

>> No.16397813

>>16397801
>>16397799
>>16397782
>>16397763
y'all are a bunch of homophobic bitches. scared of a wittle penis? googoo gahgah? peepeepoopoo? thhbbltthpffft *fart* waaaah

schools literally show 9 year olds these things and you got your own but you see a single one on a blue board and suddenly your opinions don't stink. you niggas are gay.

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>>16397780
Good, work that field son.

>> No.16397828

>>16397813
the homophobia is coming from inside your brain

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rate breakfast

>> No.16397842

>>16397813
Penis does not go in cooking board retard, go to penis board if you want to post penis, NIGGER.

>> No.16397843

Post pussy -> banned in 2 minutes

Post dick -> it stays up.

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>>16397834
Looks burnt and raw at the same time.
Im just having myself a milka bat

>> No.16397847

>>16397834
raw jalapeno?

>> No.16397849

>>16397834
For a druggie scumbag, Joe Rogaine eats pretty well sometimes

>> No.16397850

>>16397813
Frick off I’m right wing I ain’t scared of no cock I just hate looking at other men’s cocks it makes me feel fuxkin weird inside. Fuck you

>> No.16397853

>>16397843
mine doesn't stay up for very long :(

>> No.16397858

>>16397850
i bet you feel the same way looking at a vagina

>> No.16397859

>>16397853
Take some Zinc and Magnesium supplement.

>> No.16397865

/ck/ - food and cooking

>> No.16397868

>>16397815
redpill me on this guy

>> No.16397871

they do it for free

>> No.16397874

>>16397865
More like food and cocking

>> No.16397875

>>16397868
it's Hiro's left hand man. he's actually the guy who made the new captcha. his name is Garth Stipples or something.

>> No.16397876

>>16397834
Id eat it

>> No.16397878

>>16397874
kek

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>>16397868
I dont drink, i dont smoke, i cut wood, i love marianka , but she no love me, so i stay virginal. Girls want fuck me, but i want marianka. Im best chainsaw.

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>>16397849
>sometimes
He eats like a medieval king every day

>> No.16397888

>>16397886
Didn't he post some egg abomination a while back?
The deer steaks look good though

>> No.16397891

>>16397649
But how long does it take to cook a big penis compared to a small penis?

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>>16397888

>> No.16397898

>>16397892
undercooked, but I still would.

>> No.16397899

>>16397892
kimchi? i'm sure some stoner navy seal or olympic athlete told joe about the secret benefits of red game. is it about the blood in wild animals, left largely untouched by any major human involvement beyond hunting?

>> No.16397903

>>16397649
Did you try cramming it up your ass?

>> No.16397907

>>16397649
Do you want to cram it up my ass?

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all dicks aside, what is the best game meat for /fit/izens? cut meat and bulk meat? would it be outrageous to eat pheasants or cornish hens as much as typical chicken breasts?

>> No.16397916

>>16397911
Is that a real (BIOLOGICAL) woman - who has a naturally formed vagina and uterus?

>> No.16397919

>>16397911
where is the rape option

>> No.16397922

good thread, would bump again 10/10

>> No.16397924

>>16397911
Ring Fit Adventure

>> No.16397925

>>16397910
BIG SAUCY BANGERZ

>> No.16397926

>>16397911
built for BBC

>> No.16397927

I guess we just have a cock thread now huh. T-Thanks mods!

>> No.16397931

>>16397916
you have to choose the "examine sandwich lady" option to find out

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>>16397927
it's a game thread. post good game meat. or russian ogres.

>> No.16397937

>>16397911
How do you actually examine the sandwich lady in practice?
Do you ask her if you can examine her, or do you like go for it and grope her crotch?

>> No.16397938

>>16397911
Drinking cum is the best lean bulking agent

>> No.16397939

Mods please delet, I'm doing noporn

>> No.16397940

>>16397937
you don't know what happens when you pick the wrong sandwich? what she does to you after she bonks you?
>>16397939
shut up faggot

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>>16397940
make me shut up uwu

>> No.16397943

>>16397940
>what she does to you after she bonks you
w-what do you mean by bonk?

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Anyone tried a penis extention sleeve? Thinking of getting one for my gfs birthday.

>> No.16397950

>>16397649
That can't be a female's preference. It's not black enough.

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>> No.16397953

>>16397935
I hate being a cityslicker. I will never eat fresh game meat :(

>> No.16397954

thanks for deleting my "build for bbc" reply but not this thread