Tom Bombadil General

[Anonymous No.16400706]

What would you cook for Tom "chad" Bombadil as thanks after he saved your life from wights?

Also in LOTR there is a food called cram. Would you?

[Anonymous No.16400730]

I would probably a Dwarf if I was in Middle Earth so I cook him a traditional Dwarven meal.

[Anonymous No.16400736]

>>16400706
Some sausages and Pippin’s think hobbit ass

Would cram2n2dq

[Anonymous No.16400741]

>Sam was on all fours, naked, some broken up crackers prolapsing out of his asshole and down onto the ground before Frodo's feet.
>"Lembas bread" Sam breathed, as he clenched down and twisted his reddening face into a grimace.
>"And look..."
>the spray of shit-covered flatbread began to insentisfy as Frodo felt a fresh pang of pleasure erupt from his loins
>in unison, they both dreamily uttered "...more Lembas bread"

[Anonymous No.16401046]

>>16400730
>>16400736

The real question is, is Tom Bombadil a vegetarian?

[Anonymous No.16401069]

>>16400706
Kippers on rye with a little bit of mayo

[Anonymous No.16401077]

>>16401046
I don't think he needs to eat.

[Anonymous No.16401082]

>>16400741
faggot

[Anonymous No.16401094]

I'd cook him some delicious rape.

[Anonymous No.16401232]

pot roast with plenty of buttery side dishes

[Anonymous No.16401267]

>>16401046
Yes. So is Beorn. Considering the itemized menus served up in both places it is not hard to think Tolkien did it on purpose

[Anonymous No.16401290]

>>16400706
Is that the bubble wizard that keeps hiding like where's fucking waldo around every ren faire? I just want my turkey leg and every flavor of mead, and for the fucking furries to stop attending. The various honeys are pretty good upnorrth too. Haven't been since just before covid.

[Anonymous No.16401293]

>>16401290
you'll never be rid of him, hee hee hee

[Anonymous No.16401310]

>>16401267
he serves a lot of cheese and something called "yellow cream" which im going to guess is some type of egg custard. given that Tom is a very isolated fellow that doesnt leave the Old Forest i dont think he trades for these products. so this begs the question, where the fuck does he keep his cows and chickens?

[Anonymous No.16401318]

>>16400706
I get banned for posting a thread about favorite frozen treats as a
“troll thread” but this shit is fine?
sage all fields

[Anonymous No.16401321]

>>16401318
yes

[Anonymous No.16401322]

>>16401318
you sound like a fag
good call on the mod's part

[Anonymous No.16401338]

>>16401318
>I get banned for posting a thread about favorite frozen treats as a
I'm sure you aren't leaving out any important details. I mean, why would an anon lie on the internet of all places?

[Anonymous No.16401396]

>>16400706
Bacon and mushrooms

[Anonymous No.16402707]

"Goldberry is waiting, motherfucker."