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Plated in one minute edition

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why do they behave like this?

>> No.16410025

Does anybody have the one with the guy and the eggs?

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>> No.16410035

How big would the turd she dropped after eating all this be?

>> No.16410037

Big enough to fit in my mouth

>> No.16410113

> wearing crocs

>> No.16410118

I don't think I've seen that one.

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Have it right here anon

>> No.16410150

I would not get eggs from surly boy because he has not perfected the egg craft

>> No.16410154

That's that one northern guy that I discovered in /diy/ sometime ago. He does mostly "cooking" videos but has a few where he shows off his apartment or whatever if I remember correctly.

>> No.16410179

I recognize him too, searched under "redneck cooking" but never found him.

He tried to cook a steak with burning toilet paper on his toilet.

dont know his channel name

>> No.16410183

I think I vaguely remember something about how he had to have his plumbing fixed under hit bathtub since he'd toss his dirty dishes in there.

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>> No.16410194

You've been reposting this shit for years. Aren't you tired of it already? We all know that's a German, and we all know Americans have an unhealthy phobia about raw meat.

>> No.16410195

Here comes dat boi

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>> No.16410211

What the fuck

>> No.16410220

I fucking hate fat people so much bruhs

>> No.16410224

I actually want to die

>> No.16410227

Who the hell doesn't?

>> No.16410235


its from germany actually

>> No.16410239

such a classic

>> No.16410251

Now that the obsessed yuropoor got his "American" folder out of the way, this thread can finally start.

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>> No.16410355

she probably just pukes most of it up afterwards

>> No.16410360

What about the guy in the stall next to him?

>> No.16410363

You guys thinking of masao? Or masaokis or something

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I happened to catch a livestream with her like a week ago. She looks really fucking haggard now.

>> No.16410370

Source? The tears are doing something for me

>> No.16410373

Do they legitimately live in their egg forts?

>> No.16410376

yeah, I'm also getting hard

would love to drink her piss while she's crying

>> No.16410377

Why not? They provide good proteggtion.

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Sorry, no idea. Some spicy curry eating contest I think.

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> This is fine

>> No.16410419

Camera man made a huge party foul. He should have helped.

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nah doing nothing is usually the best option

>> No.16410434

Don't knock it until you've lived the life. Everything you need is in there. Eggs, bread, 2 red onions, a fan

>> No.16410436

I know for fact that managers always tell their staff to never ever EVER have water anywhere near the fryers. I hope that retard got fired.

>> No.16410450 [DELETED] 

I'm not knocking it, could be kinda cost with the right amenities. I just wondered if it was a house/shopfront for them.

>> No.16410452

I'm not knocking it, could be kinda cosy with the right amenities. I just wondered if it was a house/shopfront for them.

>> No.16410454

>torturing a beautiful and intelligent animal before eating it alive
>to be cute for the internet

>> No.16410458

Asians aren't human, it was just doing what animals naturally do. Lots of creatures like to play with their prey. Circle of life and all that.

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Doing better

>> No.16410467

>hates touching it
>still puts it in her mouth

>> No.16410473

>background suggest she is poor at at least lower class
>spends €60+ every day on eating meals for two families

>> No.16410482

Don't forget the green chili. Anybody know what kind of chili it is?

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>> No.16410500

do you have the one where he uncooks the egg and puts it back in the shell

>> No.16410501

Quite possibly the most retarded thing they could have done

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>I hope that retard got fired.
He did, right there in that video.

>> No.16410528

wait a minut
who is holding the camera?

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>> No.16410557

remove jelly bears and i'd probably smash it

>> No.16410568

I'd go there just to get spanked

>> No.16410583

it eats all the eggs or else it gets the hose again

>> No.16410587

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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>> No.16410640

god I miss Penang food
the only thing that sucked about lockdown was cancelling New Year vacations...

>> No.16410647

The only halfway decent tastes Kay has is oldschool metal tees. Iron Maiden is pretty rad.
Her son's life really depresses me though.

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>> No.16410654

I am convinced that she makes the vids so she can stay on the bennies. That way it looks like she really is incapable of functioning in the real world.

>> No.16410662

...do they not ice shock it first?

>> No.16410667

Thanks bro, I will try that sandwich

>> No.16410669

Was this pre- or post-cooking?

>> No.16410676

Nope you eat them while still alive. You usually dip them in a mixture of sesame oil and salt.

>> No.16410683

>pirating this soup.I'm gonna buy it if i like it

>> No.16410688

it's from a german tv show that basically bullies poor people. they make contracts with them for the show and then they start pressuring them into doing degenerate stuff and to humiliate themselves on camera or they'll face a 500k lawsuit or so for "damages" (hurting the film process)
some of them had to go in therapy because of excessive national bullying after those shows.

>> No.16410716

what the fuck

>> No.16410733

it's bullshit of course but a lower class poor welfare recipient doesn't know anything about law so they just did it out of fear

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>> No.16410738

at least his wife didnt take the eggs

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>> No.16410764

Looks like a pretty /comfy/ way to live
>at least his wife didnt take the eggs
anon...women aren't really his taste

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>> No.16410769

good way to ruin your equipment or start a fire by accident

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Well that's anything in the kitchen

>> No.16410774

>this will never happen to you
why even breath

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Not even us footfags are safe from corporate pandering now

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Look at this cool cake, /ck/

>> No.16410798

I see no cake

>> No.16410803

The kebap pizza sounds nice, actually.

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>> No.16410812

Her tits and skin tone remind me of my wife's, but her face and hair remind me of my mom's side of the family. I've not been this conflicted in quite a while.

>> No.16410820

That was intense
smelly hickster garbage, nothing to see here
wow, you delivered, surprise old friend in eggfart nextdoor :^)
he looks vaguely familiar, but has that look like he hasn't left that spot in years.
Yea, he's not a redneck, he's a greaseball. Here you go new people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2lvFXBV8zQ
Receive permanent lung damage and on disability the rest of their lives?
Pinworms and fecal matter for free
perfection. plain and simple.
someone send this to chrischan
no sound webm, but heard gears turning and beep boop boop

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>the chad soup sampler

>> No.16410895

is that an HSP? god they're amazing

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Literally an advert for Pornhub.

Oh, no. Someone will have to get that orange juice off her feet somehow. hahah

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>would love to drink her piss while she's crying

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>would love to drink her piss while she's crying

>> No.16410960

This shit always reminds me of how much Event Horizon terrified me when I was younger.

>> No.16410987

sigma male rule #7943509: always taste grocery products before buying them.

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cute borb just wants some snacks, i'd be glad to share my meal with him.

>> No.16411063

Why make all that candy floss just to compress all the fluff out of it?

>> No.16411107

Oh god that is such a beautiful cheese.
Dose.. is this thing any good at cooking anything? feels like it would take longer than it needs.
>Bird eye's all of the trays
>dosent eat at any of them
Based bird, bro knows this is low-quality.

>> No.16411111

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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HUGE, she has a digestive problem that makes it hard for her to absorb calories so her dumps would be bowl filling.

>> No.16411130

imagine the smell

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>> No.16411237

Dai, chinese egg seller

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>> No.16411271

To sound like a fatass the maccas one doesn't even seem like that much if you are willing to sit down and spend time on it. It's food designed to not fill you up.
There's one where she does a table's worth of steaks and it's just way too much.

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wtf, what kind of drug cocktail do you have to take to think that's a good idea? I thought pineapple was bad, but this shit is too much.

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>> No.16411342


Based spaghetti scissor

>> No.16411371

i have had it one time but with chicken instead of kabab meat and it was so fucking tasty

>> No.16411380

natural selection creates the best egg sellers
he either sells them all or dies in his prison without the chance of procreating

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>> No.16411454

no sweden

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This isnt funny, this made me sad

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>> No.16411546

i had an idea for a toilet-themed restaurant in my 6th grade intro to business class and my teacher almost failed me because he thought it was so disgusting. i knew i was onto something

>> No.16411664

That looks pretty good.

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Why is she crying? Is she lactose intolerant?

>> No.16411702

this fool

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>> No.16411723

is her hair made of pure grease? grim

>> No.16411726

>Add honey
>All those melon balls
That just sounds so overwhelmingly sweet

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As opposed to all those dry sangrias you hear about

>> No.16411739

See no cake?
I see 'em both.

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It's been caught on camera

>> No.16411813

I once tried that iron technique when I live in hostel but not using meat or steak.
I use small packet of Milo, poke hole in it but do not spill the content of the packet. Wrapped the packet with paper and press it with iron on low/medium heat, but it is better to use low heat if you don't want the paper catch on fire.
Wrapping with clothes is also OK but the stain from Milo will stick to the clothes.
That is why I use paper.
Then you will get a sweet Milo bar.

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>> No.16411834

Why does she have facial hair?

>> No.16411849

She says karai, which means spicy.

>> No.16411855

I suck at making webms fit the limit so cut off the next bit where he dices it up and put it with onions on a softshell taco, looks great for an uncommon cut.

>> No.16411870

>he dices it up and put it with onions on a softshell taco
Oh man that sounds really good!

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>> No.16412015

desu if you pre-season and salt a chicken then do this then bake it that might be fucking delicious. assuming you don't get food poisoning first from handling a warm chicken for that long.

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Checked. Will contribute as tribute to your digits.

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>> No.16412052

how the fuck do you get it to be that juicy

mine are always pretty dry

>> No.16412190

I don't understand how people eat these without choking to death

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he doesn't, you get it? You got it!

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>> No.16412463

how much does that cost?

>> No.16412941

cows aren't indigenous to peru

>> No.16412979

brine...that's about it really. Couldn't think of anything mean to write

>> No.16413008

what a fucking retard lmao.

>> No.16413014

They get to leave once they've used all their eggs.
That kid has been there since he was 6

>> No.16413019

Why the fuck would you try to cook a steak in a pizza oven?

>> No.16413026

It's a robot

>> No.16413030

I wish I had the balls to kick him in the spine.

>> No.16413032

There's nothing wrong with "greasy" hair. You just need to make sure you brush it often so the oils are evenly distributed.

>> No.16413033

If I was rich. I would buy 4chan for the sole purpose of making Jack posting a permanently bannable offense.

>> No.16413034

Why not just eat your eggs at the stove?

>> No.16413041

I wonder if he burned the house down.

>> No.16413044

im impressed with the look of the nubbin

>> No.16413047

Hormonal imbalances from obesity?

>> No.16413051

He looks like a dairy farmer or something, he doesn't have time to fuck around and his brain is always working so the scissors were a natural solution

>> No.16413052

>is this thing any good at cooking anything
No, it's not GOOD. But it's not bad either.
It's pretty much similar as to when you see rotating spits, and shit like gyro and al pastor.
This here is 100% for show though.

>> No.16413056

I'm not exaggerating that I used to have shits that big.

>> No.16413058

>200 pounds of legit wagyu beef
I fucking hate hollywood but god damn I'd love to eat at the oscars

>> No.16413069

Pierce would be proud

>> No.16413073

isn't kebab meat traditionally made from english teenagers?

>> No.16413083

kek, ive seen this many times and ever time i think, what a fat retard
probably drunk at the time

>> No.16413085

>using a green nonstick instead of a sheet of tin foil

mr gucci loafers over here

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I don't want to live in this world anymore...

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>> No.16413233

>American dessert
I think you mean "American breakfast." That's a bagel and breakfast cereal.

>> No.16413239

jesus christ this seems absolutely disgusting

>> No.16413244

I can assure you a TV show called "Pure Leben" isn't American.

>> No.16413274

Please tell me it was dead

>> No.16413276

it was dead

>> No.16413306

>we don't need science classes for our jobs!

>> No.16413314

is this hotel cooking?
hotel rooms dont even give you a normal ass coffee maker anymore, it's either a keurig or some bespoke one-use packet system that makes a single cup with no basket or carafe.

>> No.16413320

this is literally porn

>> No.16413333

This is one of my favorite videos on the internet. Literally everything about it makes me laugh

>> No.16413356

Beef heart is incredibly good. But I've only had it in a stew.

>> No.16413388

no, english teenagers are raped
german teenagers are made into kebab

>> No.16413473

Is that the guy who kept cholera soup in his tub because he didn't want to bother his landlord?

>> No.16413487

Stop, I can only get so erect

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>> No.16413640

Plating extraordinaire
Love it
Absolutely Love it
Many would say after this that "My life is now complete" and all I'm left to do is agree

>> No.16413694

wow check it out guys! someone is posting actual cooking and not just stuff that is weird or gross. cool

>> No.16413698

So it is rumored. This must have been before he had the potatoes growing behind his toilet or we could confirm it.

>> No.16413701

Sounds like your typical American reality TV show.

>> No.16413725

what a vile people

>> No.16413730

Oddtaxi looks different this episode

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>> No.16413893

Wow! You cracked the code, great job.

>> No.16413916

>science teaches you anything about how to stop a grease fire

Can't wait for you to get out of college and find how unmarketable your overpriced education is.

>> No.16413918

All women are whores

>> No.16413934

kys psycho

>> No.16413936

I fucking hate pets they're so fucking retarded

>> No.16413953

You should track that teacher down and prove him wrong

>> No.16413964

>pours grease down the drain
what in the actual fuck?

>> No.16413966

I'm curious where you even get a block of cheese that big

>> No.16413969

Probably not even actually cooked fully inside after all that

>> No.16413972

bro I want one of these so bad wtf
>candy floss

>> No.16413973

I barely had an education and I still learnt in school not to mix water and oil fires

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>> No.16413979

are "men" actually attracted to big ol floppy cow titties like this? They're fucking gross.

>> No.16413981

I might try this

>> No.16413982

still trying to generalize an entire gender?
how quaint...

>> No.16413987

thats the most famous cook in england youre speaking of

>> No.16413995

you mean the section 8 apartment complex he "lives" in? I'd bet on it.

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>> No.16414002

3rd worlders are so dumb

>> No.16414005

> scoops brown stuff out of toilet and eats it

>> No.16414010

I'd like some sugar with my sugar

>> No.16414062

i feel bad for him, i hope he learns the master eggcraft from the king next to himand become successful

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>> No.16414071

Wirklich? Wo kann ich sehe diese Show?

>> No.16414075
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Google translate isn't that good yet, Yank

>> No.16414076

...is that banana bread? :(

>> No.16414078


after pouring a little why did they keep going

>> No.16414083

Damage is already done and you aren't gonna want to have to hold it by the dirty handle

>> No.16414095

No wonder why Italians are openly anti Arab, they put bananas on pizza.

>> No.16414123

imagine the itch

>> No.16414148

If you use Google translate English to German it says "wo kann ich diese sendung anschauen"

>> No.16414155
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Anyone want Mexican food?

>> No.16414157
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>eating 4 burgers drenched in sauce in a bagel for breakfast.
america, explain yourself

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Wypepo don't season they food

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actually revolting

>> No.16414174

I dont understand Asian people

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If you think that's bad....

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Alright, in that case your German just isn't that good yet.
Keep working on it.

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A man walks up to a Buddhist hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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After they share a good laugh the man gets his hotdog and pays with a 20.
He waits for a little while and then goes "where's my change?"
To which the hotdog vendor replies "change can only come from within"

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Asian cooking perplexes me.

>> No.16414210

That is a shit covered dildo, you can tell the dildo's floating a little at teh bottom.

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thats barely cooking. savage consumption, maybe we should upgrade to trying to rip out chicken throats with our own teeth.

>> No.16414215

It's just so awful. The cheese sauce itself is what's killing me.

>> No.16414223

Anyone got sauce on that gif with the big lad named Nigel that eats a giant McDonald's hamburger and soda with loads of fries?

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You're probably right. I'm an RN and I have never seen the rim of a bedpan stay that clean when someone took a really massive shit in on. If they're crapping in one of those things they're usually in bed and that just isn't a good position for it.
Definitely looks like it was place in there.

Also, the bedpans at my hospital have lids so we don't walk around the halls with huge turds on display. Fucking nasty.

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>finally close the sandwich after all that shit
>puts more sausages on top

>> No.16414294

>Oh, no. Someone will have to get that orange juice off her feet somehow. hahah

So what's the source?

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>> No.16414322

sleep soundy sandwich artisan

>> No.16414333

Sure, but there's no "hispanic" without Spain. Hispanic heritage means post conquered heritage.

>> No.16414349

please go back to reddlt faggot

>> No.16414354

It's good, retard

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is that ja/ck/ trying to dry a chicken out to make it crispier? or is he trying to thaw it in the most retarded way possible

>> No.16414365

"Will take several minutes" to whisk peanut butter into water and soy sauce... Are they retarded? Ten seconds in the microwave, ten seconds whisking, done. If you need it colder, chill it. Fuck.

>> No.16414384

How do latinx people eat that shit?

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shit bait

>> No.16414490 [DELETED] 

He physically looks like a Mexican therefore he is a Mexican.

>> No.16414558

>crumbled bacon
That's American. Don't blame it on us.

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>> No.16414579

Look at how erect this birb is

>> No.16414794

The retard is you, my friend. I bet you put curry powder on as well, you barbarian.

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A proud and genuine Italian American.

>> No.16414915

"Ma'am, what the fuck are you doing? Now I have to get a new loaf..."

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>> No.16415066

ow the edge

>> No.16415119

You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should be, cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby!

>> No.16415137

Looks like some kind of ancient fertility goddess

>> No.16415151

tfw no seal to ride shogun with you

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>> No.16415229

>no Nikocado shitposting because no one recognizes skinny Niko

>> No.16415252


>We deserve more pay!

>> No.16415256

He looks like a stubborn asshole with a short temper. Probably a terrible father and a worse husband. Fucking manbaby bitch that gets upset his noodles are too long. What a faggot

>> No.16415339

he's right, tho, Asians (Chinese, Japanese and Korean at least) are cruel as fuck to the animals

>> No.16415354

People dropping food has always made me really sad, just feeling the disappointment for them desu.

>> No.16415356

Wait .. Outside of Germany you burger won't be able to see it, good look searching for low-fi clips of domme on youtube

>> No.16415392

real men are

>> No.16415395

>t. suburban autist that hasn't left his home state

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>> No.16415469

unironic hnnngh

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Don't worry about it

>> No.16415519

She looks 10 years older

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>> No.16415575

American here. This is one of the best burgers in the USA. I highly recommend it. Butter burger.

>> No.16415603

>seeing africa in a positive light

Sweetie, that was never the issue.

>> No.16415758

>I know for fact that managers always tell their staff to never ever EVER have water anywhere near the fryers. I hope that retard got fired.
I used to work at Shitdonalds. They always told you to not bring any drinks in the kitchen. You have to excuse yourself to the dining area and go to the soda fountain. That is a ghetto ass McDonalds.

>> No.16415959

Wait what caused it to explode like that?

>> No.16415968

This will never not amaze me

>> No.16415969

Bros imagine her doing the same to your left nut... I'm in love

>> No.16415981

Does that people know that wakanda is not real?

>> No.16415997

>t. either gay or troon. either way ur a faggot

>> No.16416117

Do Europeans really?

>> No.16416124

Conquered all the chippys? Yes!

>> No.16416131

I would honestly eat at a ja/ck/ restaurant just to say I did.

>> No.16416139

except it literally fucking does, you just suck at learning anything

>> No.16416160

found the leftist

>> No.16416211
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A man of culture I see

>> No.16416213

>Implying Westerners don't make the same type of over-exaggerated commercials

>> No.16416227

thats not even fucking only grease
thats all the fucking flavor

>> No.16416229

you have to practice overcoming your gag reflex

>> No.16416267

but its healthy as fuck
>t. Doing Vodka-Garlic-Orange mixtures

>> No.16416378

>Wakanda is the creation of white comic book authors
>Africans have pride in the idea of Wakanda
>Africans have pride in a white tokenized idea of a black super society that could never exist outside of fiction
>Holding on to a dream created by wypipol

>> No.16416428


Based soup pirate.

>> No.16416725 [DELETED] 

Jews, not whites or people.

>> No.16416952

Not my problem

>> No.16417064

Soul Surfer, its about a chick surfer that lost her arm in a shark attack

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>> No.16417295

Ice crystals on the fries flash-boiled causing the oil to overflow the pan and catch on the hob's fire

>> No.16417307

*tickle tickle*
*tickle tickle*
*tickle tickle*

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>> No.16417751

But it literally fucking does. We're talking about elementary, not college, buddy. You should try to listen to the teacher before you hurt yourself.

>> No.16417831

that's a food poisoning lawsuit waiting to happen

>> No.16417866

just watch it in reverse

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>> No.16417879

>I wish I had the spine to kick him in the balls.

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